Lovequest Chris Wants Renee To Help Him With His Modeling Career

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Well, you know there's SUCH a demand for unwashed male lesbian tomgirl models. Chris will be the Tyra Banks of that community.

Chris must think being sex-positive is like being RH-positive. Either you have it or you don't XD
He thinks it means dressing slutty and really putting his sexuality out there by sharing TMI details with everyone.
 
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I want to see him build a modeling portfolio. Just with basic, common sense and constructive tips like, "try to look natural", smile, dress sensibly, etc. Chris would take that and run with it or all for advice on " sexier" pictures.

Then he'd put up some sort of "I'm awesome" rant on Facebook when he finds out his portfolio was leaked here by trolls and tell us we wish we were as fabulous as him.

Or maintain radio silence because there's a good chance he'll do that without any response.
 
Please say there's one of those ripoff modeling schools in a mall near Chris. Because that would be the best, if Chris spent the LEGO budget on a modeling school scam instead.

At the very least, they would tell Chris to shave and wash and wear clothes that fit properly, which would be a huge improvement.
 
Also "sex positive" what the hell that means in autistic.

From what I understand Sex positive is SJW speak for having and enjoying lots of sex.

Theres also the urban dictionary definition which is continuing to have sexy times (I use that term to specify that its not limited to sex) despite being diagnosed with HIV. So go ahead write your own jokes there.

He could be a dress model on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Aren't the people on there supposed to be convincing drag queens?
 
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There are plenty of outfits he could model.

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I wasn't going to post this because :\, but then again, what the hell.

I don't know where he got the idea I was going to help him with his "modeling career". I was trying to get him to clean himself up and dress better. What does that have to do with modeling?

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How much longer till Chris finds out about Chaturbate and tries to use it to make a buck? You wanted new videos? OOOOOOOH BOY! You'll certainly get some new videos, all right. :tomgirl:
 
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