Lovequest Chris Wants Renee To Help Him With His Modeling Career

[Mrs Paul]

He could be one of those "before" models? You know, where they say, "Are you tired of looking like this?" Maybe not even showing his face. That could work.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

When we look at him we see this.

When he looks into the mirror he sees that.

 

[Mincemeat Magic]

No modeling agency in the world would even spare Chris' portfolio more than a passing glance before writing it off as a joke. He'll probably start ranting and raving about discrimination again when he gets his rejection letter. But hey, if his career somehow takes off (It won't) then Chris will finally have a reason to wash/groom himself properly (which he still won't do).

Either way, I bet we'll be getting plenty of Chris' duckface in the near future.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Somehow this is even weirder than the taint piercing to me.

 

[Picklechu]

Chris could never in a million years appreciate the genius of Divine. Never.

There are agencies specializing in that sort of thing. As most of them have names like "Ugly," though, I don't think Chris' ego would allow him to sign a contract with them, even if they paid him a decent amount.

 

[derpi]

Brother, there is always a need for fat, smelly, crossdressing models

Yeah, just look at Raven Sparks.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I still can't wrap my head around how or why he thinks he could model.

It's probably the same thing that made him think that he has a singing voice comparable to Bing Crosby, that he was communicating with the CEO of Nintendo, that Sonichu could ever be a legitimate franchise, that he had a billion-strong fanbase, that anyone would hire him as a male escort, that Vanessa Hudgens was romantically interested in him and that putting a sign up next to you was the best way to score china.

I don't think this is much more beyond the pale than this, and I can see the mentality: 'If people are willing to buy pictures of me on the internet then surely I could make a career out of standing in front of a camera and gurning a bit'. I can see why such a lazy yet lucrative occupation appeals to a man who used to take 'emotional days off' when his life of sitting around playing vidya games became a bit too much

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Is there a demand for fat retarded male models?

 

[GS 281]

I would say ask Pixyteri, but she's Renee... Perhaps that's why Chris thinks he has a shot.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Okay, I knew Chris was deluded about how he looks. I know he believed he could pass for a teenage boy well into his late twenties. I know he believed he was thin and sexy even while needing a bra for his moobs. But seriously, this is a whole other level. I guess he must have seen some of those "alternative" models like Raven Sparks and thought that maybe he had a shot that way. That's the only way I can see this remotely making sense.

 

[Le Bateleur]

If this is the only text where Chris mentions the modelling portfolio, I think it's a bit of a stretch to go to "he wants a modelling career".

This is something lots of people do for a hobby, and to feel good about themselves. Taken in context with the "sex positive and other things", could this not be Chris wanting a collection of photos that he thinks he looks good in? Consider how much of Chris's time is spent making things (with Lego or in video games) for his own entertainment.

I can see him taking his portfolio to Charlottesville lesbian bars and awkwardly trying to entice unfortunate women to look through it, but - in the absence of any other messages where he mentions his modelling plans - I'm not sure even Chris would envisage himself sashaying into Elite to drop off headshots...

 

[Eponine]

Things that girls do, mm yeah.

[✓] Makeup
[✓] Flirty clothes
[✓] Sex-positive stuff (p̶i̶e̶r̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶b̶b̶i̶n̶g̶!)
[✗ ] Be a slut
[ ] Model

 

[Pinhead]

Hedgehog, Prostitue, Game Designer, Comic Artist, Mayor, Model. Chris has so many personas that you could market a doll of him.

 

[KingCasio]

Does he expect to just be a model, or a specialist in something, like a hand model? What would he even advertise anyway?

Diapers? Video games? Gooch piercings?

 

[EI 903]

Hedgehog, Prostitue, Game Designer, Comic Artist, Mayor, Model. Chris has so many personas that you could market a doll of him.

Close enough.

 

[Pinhead]

Close enough.

The eyes aren't nearly soulless enough, but everything else is dead on.

 

[Meowthkip]

I, for one, am highly anticipating Chris' headshots and portfolio being released.

 

[Sonitistic]

To be fair, if I sold 100+ pictures of myself on eBay I'd think I could be a professional model too. Chris and his pussy are going to get so much pussy when he is a model.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Does he expect to just be a model, or a specialist in something, like a hand model? What would he even advertise anyway?

Diapers? Video games? Gooch piercings?

He could model kevlar arm guards.

 

[rell wested]

He now wants a modeling career? Ok, does he even know what it takes to be a model and how demanding perfection is essential?

he already thinks he's perfect