Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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ToroidalBoat said:
One may see the inflation of Chris' ego over time reflected in the amount of power he claims he has.

First the imaginary power inflated to somewhat above average - Comic Chris during "Classic Chris" days.

Then it bloated to that of a classic Greek deity (or like Superman) - "Night Star" and "Blue Heart".

Finally it exploded towards omnipotence - thinking he's Jesus and thus God.

(the increase in imagined power could also reflect Chris coping with an increasingly crappy real life)
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I think that everyone at some point contemplates their own existence and consciousness in life, and may even consider things like "Am I the only real person?" Or "Am I God?". it's only natural after all, the only experience you can truly be sure of is your own. You especially feel things like this as a child or teenager, where the world seemingly revolves around you.
However, most people grow out of this. They understand and accept their place in the world and society as "just another guy". I can imagine how an autistic or developmentally stunted person could have issues reaching this conclusion, especially fueled by an infamous "celebrity status".
 
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George Beorge said:
I think that everyone at some point contemplates their own existence and consciousness in life, and may even consider things like "Am I the only real person?" Or "Am I God?". it's only natural after all, the only experience you can truly be sure of is your own. You especially feel things like this as a child or teenager, where the world seemingly revolves around you.
However, most people grow out of this. They understand and accept their place in the world and society as "just another guy". I can imagine how an autistic or developmentally stunted person could have issues reaching this conclusion, especially fueled by an infamous "celebrity status".
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I'm a believer in the Infinite Universes theory, where every outcome of every atom/life plays out in every way possible and all possible outcomes happen in ways imperceivable to our minds. I do also buy into the Life is a Simulation pragmatism/existential crisis as well. Both are very possible according to the best minds of our time's thinking. (I lay no claim I am a peer of them.)

So, in an infinite amount of these universes, but simultaneously also a finite amount of them, there's many where Karen Gillan is sitting on my face while Gina Carano blows me in a Cuban Hotel Penthouse after I won $4 million in a single hand of Baccarat and where Chris Chan doesn't exist and Hitler won, and there's also an infinite amount of universes, but also finite, where I'm dating Chris by some Orwellian Court Order. Fuck, a few infinite of them probably have me enjoying it (fuck).

While I wish I lived in the Carano/Gillan multiverse (fuck me, I really wish I did), I'm happy I'm not in one of the mandatory dating Chris ones. This is the best "Meh" outcome I could expect.

(If none of this make sense, sorry, my dog died today and I'm fucking shitfaced on Jameson's tonight.)
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
I'm a believer in the Infinite Universes theory, where every outcome of every atom/life plays out in every way possible and all possible outcomes happen in ways imperceivable to our minds. I do also buy into the Life is a Simulation pragmatism/existential crisis as well. Both are very possible according to the best minds of our time's thinking. (I lay no claim I am a peer of them.)

So, in an infinite amount of these universes, but simultaneously also a finite amount of them, there's many where Karen Gillan is sitting on my face while Gina Carano blows me in a Cuban Hotel Penthouse after I won $4 million in a single hand of Baccarat and where Chris Chan doesn't exist and Hitler won, and there's also an infinite amount of universes, but also finite, where I'm dating Chris by some Orwellian Court Order. Fuck, a few infinite of them probably have me enjoying it (fuck).

While I wish I lived in the Carano/Gillan multiverse (fuck me, I really wish I did), I'm happy I'm not in one of the mandatory dating Chris ones. This is the best "Meh" outcome I could expect.

(If none of this make sense, sorry, my dog died today and I'm fucking shitfaced on Jameson's tonight.)
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Fam I ain't gonna lie, that's pretty goddamn autistic. However I've said far worse and more incoherent things on this forum when under the influence, and if your pupper died you are totally excused for anything you may say and do today.

That's rough as fuck to deal with. Our pets are our family, wether they are actually human or not really dosen't matter. Feel better. :-)
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Fam I ain't gonna lie, that's pretty goddamn autistic. However I've said far worse and more incoherent things on this forum when under the influence, and if your pupper died you are totally excused for anything you may say and do today.

That's rough as fuck to deal with. Our pets are our family, wether they are actually human or not really dosen't matter. Feel better. :-)
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I'm probably never going to live down that belief, but my limited grasp of metaphysics inclines me to believe it and I'm sure it sounds as bad as Chris's Merge does, so thanks for not trashing me.

Juusi was a great dog. I buried him this morning and it started to snow here while I did. He loved snow.
 
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George Beorge said:
I can imagine how an autistic or developmentally stunted person could have issues
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I would hypothesize that it is less Chris' autism and more that he was spoiled beyond belief by his dad, his mom, his high school, and by him getting tons of totally undeserved money. That money all coming from leeching off taxpayer-funded welfare his entire life without ever working.

Just imagine if Chris had to spend his whole life waking up at 6 AM every morning to work at a shitty job cleaning toilets all day while getting yelled at by his boss so that Chris could pay overpriced rent on a shitty apartment (because the Chinese/top 1% of rich psychotic assholes have bought all the real estate).

If he never could buy tens of thousands of dollars of toys and video games and if he had a lifestyle that is similar to the kind that most Americans have to endure, then he wouldn't be able to spend so much time lying to himself and telling himself he is a goddess/CPU/Jesus/deity/trans-dimensional cunt/etc.
 
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Chris shows his lack of originality and imagination to do things, he copied sonic, he copied pokemon, he copied hyperdimension neptunia and now that he no longer has to entertain himself he is copying the bible, he just needs to say that He walked on water.
 
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Alcalino9000 said:
Chris shows his lack of originality and imagination to do things, he copied sonic, he copied pokemon, he copied hyperdimension neptunia and now that he no longer has to entertain himself he is copying the bible, he just needs to say that He walked on water.
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To be fair, fat floats on water.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Now you have me curious if Chris knows how to swim. Does anyone know? I tend to believe not because his grubby ass seems to be hydrophobic in the sense of showers and I don't recall pool parties in Sonichu comics.
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Swimming takes non-zero effort, so I doubt he was ever interested in going. I bet he enjoyed pool episodes in anime though...
 
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Sharkbait said:
Swimming takes non-zero effort, so I doubt he was ever interested in going. I bet he enjoyed pool episodes in anime though...
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You're probably right, but Chris and I are about the same age and swimming was a big part of Phys Ed where I lived but have I have no idea what Ruckersville PE was like or even if Chris was required to get a few gym credits to pass. I can imagine an Exxon Valdez level of body grease coming off of him in the pool, followed by a totally not a Baby Ruth Prank floating to the surface when his balls first hit the water.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
You're probably right, but Chris and I are about the same age and swimming was a big part of Phys Ed where I lived but have I have no idea what Ruckersville PE was like or even if Chris was required to get a few gym credits to pass. I can imagine an Exxon Valdez level of body grease coming off of him in the pool, followed by a totally not a Baby Ruth Prank floating to the surface when his balls first ht the water.
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I take it it's handled differently per school district. All we know about his PE days is that he was the water boy for the people doing actual sports. Where I went to school, one year we could choose between swimming and dancing. I chose swimming because it's fun. Then again, I'm on a completely different continent.

Swimming would have helped Chris lose some weight though. I generally recommend swimming over jogging if you're trying to lose weight as to not fuck up your joints. Probably would have helped his hygiene (or rather, lack thereof) too. But, as you rightfully pointed out, if I was a pool owner I wouldn't have let this walking/waddling oil spill anywhere near my own water.
 
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Hey, instead of sending fat, ungrateful motherfuckers somewhere nice, has anyone ever thought of doing something nice for Null?

Then he to take a picture of himself wherever we sent him, presumably Washington State, and send a postcard to the Central county jail.
 
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How do prisons handle mass debating anyway? I've read that some cellmates have an arrangement where one will "cover" the other who is facing the wall doing his business in order to keep the guards from seeing. But since Chris is apparently in a single cell unit, I wonder how long it'll be until he's caught. That is if the guards even give much of a fuck.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
How do prisons handle mass debating anyway? I've read that some cellmates have an arrangement where one will "cover" the other who is facing the wall doing his business in order to keep the guards from seeing. But since Chris is apparently in a single cell unit, I wonder how long it'll be until he's caught. That is if the guards even give much of a fuck.
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If I was a CO and saw a tard jerking it in his cell, I'd just turn 360 degrees and walk away
 
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