Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

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The Cole Smithey?''Cole Smithey,the Smartest movie critic,well uh that's what it said on his website anyways''I laughed my ass off,that part was genius,same thing with the adult drawing part.We can also make a drinking game each time he said ''quite''and ''indeed''.
 
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They were mainly related to release dates, developer kits and platforms.
Yeah, I was mostly curious about :
#1. If a Sonichu video game was made under his supervision, what kind of a game would it be(probably like a Sonic style platformer)?
#2. If the game would have a story, what would be the plot arcs covered in it, would he recycle existing Sonichu story or create a new storyline just for the game?
#3. Who would he like to develop it?

Also, I'm very curious as how much much money he has netted out of Sonichu and his own merchandize (photos included) (as in, Profits, not just units sold) since any time frame past him starting to sell things for his audience. And how much he'd consider the entire Sonichu establishment worth if he were to sell the rights to someone else?
 
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So is he just mimicking the person he's talking to, or is he still using the tics he picked up from Catherine?
 
It's not surprising that Chris doesn't understand the proper usage of "chip on his shoulder" when describing Michael Snyder banning him.

Edit: Also used the term when describing how Cole Smithey cut ties with Barb. Again, he doesn't understand how to use it.
 
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It's not surprising that Chris doesn't understand the proper usage of "chip on his shoulder" when describing Michael Snyder banning him.

Edit: Also used the term when describing how Cole Smithey cut ties with Barb. Again, he doesn't understand how to use it.
No one's all that surprised since he probably does not use toilet paper properly either
 
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So is he just mimicking the person he's talking to, or is he still using the tics he picked up from Catherine?
I assumed he was a bit intimidated by Mr. Spatchock's articulate English accent and was trying to sound just as dignified. He doesn't seem to use "quite" or "indeed" anywhere else.

Also I like the part where he says the battery blue color would bring out Chris' eyes. I like to think Chris batted his eyelashes and blushed in true flattered animu style.
 
I've always wanted to know what his overall worst experience with the trolls was from his perspective. Like basically, which troll/saga he hated the most.
I think his ultimate troll saga was being born to two aging white trash idiots, they told him he was smart, special, handsome, that he deserved someone normal and attractive feeding his ego and letting him loose on the world..he really needs to blame his parents for putting himself out there and attracting more Borbs
 
Someone from the last thread made a good transcript that made the first interview easy to follow

Love u too bby :tomgirl:

I didn't have too much time before I had to go but I tried to very quickly write up an accurate transcript for the first six minutes or so of the second interview, covering the topic of both of Chris's arrests. I don't know if anybody else wants to carry on from where I've left of or if I'll be able to finish it later on but here's the transcript from the beginning to 6:39 for now.

Arthur- Hello?
CWC- Hello?
Arthur- Ah, that's much better
CWC- Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?
Arthur- Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.
CWC- Mhmm
Arthur- And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I
CWC- I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah
Arthur- The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally
CWC- That's right
Arthur- But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.
CWC- That's fine, fire away
Arthur- Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop
CWC- Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah
Arthur- Really? How did that turn out?
CWC- I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off
Arthur- The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?
CWC- Right, no sentences or incarceration
Arthur- Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.
CWC- Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday
Arthur- Oh my!
CWC- So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.
Arthur- I hope they fed you well
CWC- *Sigh,* Ah, yes
Arhur- Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested
CWC- Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water
Arthur- Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess
CWC- Quite
Arthur- Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.
CWC- Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah
Arthur- Oh it's closed down now?
CWC- Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now
Arhur- Is it? Ahh
CWC- Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates.
Arthur- Really? Do you go there often?
CWC- Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.
Arthur- Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it
CWC- Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there
Arthur- It's no problem. Take your time.
CWC- Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.
Arthur- Alright. Sounds good to me.
CWC- Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.
Arthur- Yes, God rest his soul.
CWC- Yes

Agreed. Would love to know how he defines empathy because he certainly doesn't show it.

Kudos to @MasterDisaster. Hyped to read the full transcript because this sounds insane.

Here's the rest of the transcript for the second interview, picking up from where @Karen Riley left off:

Arthur: Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

Chris: Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

A: Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

C: Yes.

A: Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

C: Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

A: Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

A: Oh, I see.

C: ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

A: Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

C: ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

A: ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

C: Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

A: Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

C: Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

A: Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

C: Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

A: Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

C: Yes.

A: How deplorable.

C: And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

A: Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

A: Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

C: Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

A: You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

C: Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

A: Ooph!

C: --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

A: Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

C: Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

A: So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

C: Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

A: Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

C: Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

A: That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

C: Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

A: Oh, it's a remake?

C: Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

A: Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

C: Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

A: Oh, quite a rapscallion.

C: But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

A: All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

C: Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

A: Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

C: Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

A: Good aspect on life to have.

C: Yes.

A: ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

C: Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

A: Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

C: Yeah, pretty much.

A: How atrocious.

C: Quite.

A: Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

C: Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

A: No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

C: Hmm.

A: Because right--

C: Yeah, that's--

A: Oh go ahead, please.

C: Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

A: Oh my.

C: Take down the Cwcki website?

A: Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

C: Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

A: Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

C: Yes.

A: After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

C: Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

A: I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

C: Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

A: Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

C: Yes, thank you.

A: ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

C: Yes, thank you.

A: All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

C: Okay. Bye--

A: Before we start moving things forward.

C: Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

A: No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

C: You have a good day too.

A: Thank you.

So that should be all of them done now.

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"Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring."

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Arthur: Hello, Christine.

Chris: Yes, hello Arthur.

A: Oh, how are you doing today?

C: I'm all right.

A: Fantastic.

C: All-- all right, well let's get down to the, uh, what are your new questions and enquiries?

A: Well, yes. My associates have spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I -- what was it called again?

C: Cwcki.

A: The Cwcki, yes. They were overlooking it, and they came across a few more... SLIGHTLY less than appropriate things, and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.

C: Yes.

A: I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight and narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.

C: Yes. All right, well, fire away.

A: All right. Now that's not all I have: I also have a few more Sonichu questions which are much more business-oriented, but let's get the horrible things out of the way first, how's that sound?

C: Yes, that sounds very good.

A: All right. Well we're gonna start off right with the BIGGEST issue, I think; it's, I'm going to call it 'the BlueSpike incident.'

C: Oh yes, the uh-- yeah, that was the uhh, one of my few [?] ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a-- who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever still, but, but, but, but-- anyway, aside from that, umm, and I-- so I ended up making a drive all the way from here to Cleveland, Ohio. And uhh, then I end up with a m-- I end up going to the address I was provided, there, and uhh, the um-- the um-- BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman. The house looked run-down-- nearly run-down, as well.

A: That's just horrible. Why would someone do that?

C: Uhh...[stress sigh] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo-- amongst the stereotypical reasons.

A: I bet it was jealousy. All right, now, the next thing that falls into the same category, is: did he actually have you, did you -- and I need to know if you faked this or not -- did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?

C: Uhh... Unfortunately, that is true.

A: That's just horrible, how could that happen? That's, I can't believe it. Oh, my God.

C: Yeah, I believe that-- I believe that that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage, as well. ...If I remember correctly.

A: Okay, okay. So he was holding your thing hostage; so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like.

C: Yeah.

A: I can understand that.

C: And then I-- and then I-- and then later on I finally realised that all the time I should've called Sony, and actually have them patch-- re-- patch up the password, and that would've fixed it. I would not have had to go through all that. So, that's, to-- that's a big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.

A: Yes, it sounds horrible. I can't believe it myself, it-- it hurts me to think that happened to you.

C: Yeah.

A: But enough about that. Umm, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost. The um, the next thing is, umm -- it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of you know, animal rights activists and whatnot, umm... when your house burned down, which by the way, I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody--

C: Yeah.

A: --even, even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um... There were rumours being passed around the Cwcki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.

C: Uhh, yes, one cat. His name was S-Scamper. The uh, cleaners found his body, he was hiding behind a toilet upstairs and s-- died of smoke inh-- inhalation.

A: Oh, that's horrible. My--

C: Yeah, but anyway--

A: --My heart goes out to you.

C: --Anyway, we buried his body in the back yard. And uh, h-- and had a moment of silence there, and all that.

A: Oh, it's a horrible way to lose a pet, but I understand that, you know, hopefully he didn't die painfully.

C: [stress sigh] Well, I wish I could've-- I wish I'd known he was up there, I would've gotten him out, when we were all getting out.

A: But at least you're alive, and that's what matters.

C: Yes.

A: Now that we've covered that, I mean-- I mean, we don't want the antimal right-- animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die. You know.

C: Oh, yeah, I did care. And for a while, we had thought that he had gotten out, but we were not po-- totally positive, and then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body. So... [sighs] My other cat, Lucy, m-- missed him very much, but so-- and uh, recently, we adopted another male cat from the SPCA. Uhh...

A: That's-- it's always nice to adopt, rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt.

C: Yeah, we-- I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat, though, I didn't wanna go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so-- but yeah, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well.

A: All right, now this is-- this is a slight business question, but um: on the Cwcki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child.

C: [stress sigh] No, no. Uhh, ye-- but that-- yeah, that was, uhh, some-- that was nearly the beginning of the decade -- uh, well, millennium. Uhh, when I had-- when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif-- uh, there was a child crying, because the child was tired. I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I-- and I was just happened to be at the table, nearby, when-- as it was happening, and I went by there, and-- and I, I wan-- and I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got-- so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.

A: So it-- 'cause it says on the Cwcki that it had something to do with Donald Duck.

C: [Donald Duck impression] I kinda-- I kinda like entertaining children with the Donald Duck voice! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! But yeah, that was not the case at that time.

A: Oh, that was pretty good. I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off-guard. Hahahaha!

C: Yes.

A: That was funny. ...So you had nothing to do with that. That's nice to know, I just still, you know, it's nice to see your voice-acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that umm -- we'll save it for the end, though. Let's wait 'till we get near that, first. Uh, you know.

C: Uhh, I think-- I think you mean that if I'm going to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.

A: Oh, don't worry, I-- I have an idea, at the end, that I'd li-- I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end, when we get near that.

C: All right.

A: 'Cause after all, I want to get these questions punched out, real quick like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and I can share some more information with you. But first--

C: [stress sigh]

A: Next question: uh, this one is the last, um, this is the last one from the Cwcki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um... This question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're athiest, or something like that.

C: I am none of those things.

A: None of those things. So, it says on the Cwcki you were kicked out of your previous church.

C: Umm... Yeah, that was-- yeah, that was because of the uh, pa-- uhh, because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uhh... share-- uh, show-- shared with the uh, pastor of that church about, um, my Faceb-- about my, my-- not sure if it was my MySpace? Yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have. Um... yeah, I had, uhh... there were a few images of, uh, women-- of women on there at the time. And, uh, yeah, he did not like that. So, he inform-- he informed me that I was not welcome to his con-- to his church there.

A: Okay, okay. And--

C: Uhh, s-so it was just a-- that, that was the, uh, only matter. It had nothing to do with Semi-tism, or... whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that.

A: And are you getting along with your current congregation?

C: Yes. An-- and I'm still welcome to the chur-- to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time.

A: That's understandable, understandable; we don't make it every Sunday, after all.

C: Yeah.

A: Okay, that's-- that's like the last real, you know, personal question in the sense of how deep we want to go in to the Cwcki. Anything else is just based on, you know, everyday life. Like for example, I have a few questions about uhh... Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?

C: Yes, it's uhh, LGBT...Q, club, at Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday-- Friday and Saturday nights.

A: And do you go often?

C: Uhh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every-- about near ev-- near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women.

A: Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.

C: Yes. ...Yeah.

A: So, so--

C: Yeah, it was a good place.

A: So, technically, going to Impulse is an impulse for you?

C: Ha! That's, that's a fairly good play on words, there. Um... not really, but it-- I do-- I realise, I give-- I'd give a try after I figured myself out, uhh, the couple of-- the few-- the couple of years ago, that I was a lesbian transwoman.

A: Okay, okay. Because I saw all that, and I don't think that's gonna be a big deal with this show. After all, there's all kinds of-- there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that are transsexual, or lesbian, or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing.

C: Right--

A: People aren't going to be worried about that.

C: Uh, but, yeah-- but I think, uhh, I do understand the, uh, general question, among which, umm... about the, uh, group of women that usually went there, really big, and all of that. Sort of like a [name-call?], but no, that was not the case. You see, because, uhh, I did not know all their names? Uhh... the manager had slipped-- had taped a, uh, piece of paper on to the, uh, counter, at the part-- at the part of the side closest to the, uh, stage? Yeah, he called them the, quote unquote, 'Itty Bitty Titty Par-Parade,' something like that.

A: I think the term-- I think the terminology is 'Itty Bitty Titty Committee.'

C: Yeah, that was it. But anyway, umm, yeah, because I did not know their names, uh, that was, just... I mean, I did-- uh, it was-- it, it came to my mind, so that's, it was just a offhand reference, had nothing to do with my opinions or anything, or what-- or, or anything bad. It was just I was borrowing the term.

A: Okay, all right, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things.

C: Yeah.

A: Okay. Last one, and then it's straight to Sonichu, it's gonna be perfect. Um, I've noticed on the Cwcki, it mentions that every once in a while you get gifts and donations from people -- sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?

C: Yes. Yes.

A: What-- what kind of things do you get? I mean, exactly, I mean, I hope you're not getting like, shoeboxes full of cat poop, or, you know...

C: Uhh... no, no. Umm, no, that does not happen very often. Uhh... only one time, only one time though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of horse manure. And we put that-- and we put that--

A: I'm sorry, no, no -- you gotta be kidding? That-- no. That's just wrong.

C: Yeah. But anyway, I put that-- we, we put that in the trash immediately after we figured it out-- after we figured it out.

A: I would hope so.

C: ...Yeah.

A: ...Okay, so, like-- but, like-- do you get money, or is it like, um, like useful household items, like soap, or toilet paper, things like that?

C: Uhh, yeah, they have-- yeah, uhh, yeah-- especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful items in, in the-- in the mail. Uhh, we have received mon-- we have received-- received some monetary donations at around Christmas time, like, umm, one or two actual, functional gift cards to be redeemed, but, uh-- but somebody, uhh, one or two, sent me empty gift cards as a joke.

A: Oh, that's just mean.

C: Yeah, but it's like, uh, you know, I don't have t-- I don't have to actually go out to be like, 'Oh, I'm gonna use the gift card, I don't know whether it's blank or not!' But no, I-- I verified through the, uh, 800 number on the web address listed on there.

A: Oh, that's clever.

C: Yeah. But I mean, it, it-- it bothers me that-- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly. But I've gotten-- I'm pretty much fairly much gotten used to that among the, uh, other prank... bad... thing, uhh, gifts or... lett-- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to just overlook-- just overlook that, and be like, 'Heck with it.'

A: Oh heck, I'd always look inside all of them, just to make sure there's not a card inside it or something.

C: Yeah.

A: So, okay. I think that covers all of the in-- little tiny, insequential questions. Now it's time for some straight-up business talk--

C: Hmm...

A: And we're gonna start right off great, you're gonna love this. Umm, there's talk about a game, but I can't go too far into it yet, but umm, if there was a game? How would you like it to be? Would it be an adventure game, would it be a platforming game, an RPG, a puzzle game?

C: Uhh, I think it'd be-- I think it'd be, uh, bits of which, but I think it would mostly be traditional platforming?

A: Okay.

C: And uhh, with uh, and uh, with uh-- uhh, I'd say inspired by the, uhh... inspired by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games? But, umm, not-- not totally, it'd be more... more among what I... what I figure, you know. I mean, only inspired by but not totally copying, I mean it's not like Sonic could actu-- could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies.

A: No no, of course not, of course not. And if um, if this did happen, would the game follow the Sonichu story, like in the comics? Like would you just recycle existing storylines, or would you create--

C: Uh, yeah--

A: --a brand new storyline just for the game?

C: Yeah, I would definitely see-- I would say initially, among which, yes, based on what I've done so far, and then also introducing new elements, and [parts?].

A: Okay, okay. All right, so um, another question is: some of my associates have actually seen your videos with the Amiibos and stuff, and um, they noticed you have a LOT of them. Are you, are you constantly making them, or do you just, like, move the same ones around a lot?

C: Um, I mean, umm... it's not like to... make 'em all the time and then have 'em ready for distribution at once. Uh, no, it's that, what [sounds?]-- that would be like, totally kind of a waste, there, and then I'd just have rooms full of figures that nobody had purchased. Yeah, no, I make--

A: So you just--

C: Yeah, no, I do--

A: You just make them to order?

C: Yeah, I do it as they-- as they come in, yeah.

A: Okay, okay. Makes sense, much more practical.

C: Especially-- especially on the uncommon material figures for the-- what I would use for the chip and the base.

A: So, uh... how much do you usually make from your Am-- figurines and medallions? Ballparking, for business.

C: Uhh, I'd say about, um... I'd, I estimate around... I'd say about around... ten dollars profit, but that's my est-- that's just a guess off the top of my head, I've never really thought about it totally, but...

A: Well I mean if-- I mean like in a total, like a, like a single sum number; like, if you took all your figures, all the Amiibos, all the medallions, all the comics you sold, how much do you think you've made in total?

C: Uhh, but yeah, uh, initially, it did come up to like, uhh, over a th-- over a thousand doll-- over a thousand dollars when I started making the Sonichu figures on-- and selling them on Ebay.

A: Okay, okay, so we're on a thousand dollars. All right. Um, if we were to BUY the Sonichu name off of you? Like the rights? How much would that be worth to you?

C: ...Uh, I would have to totally be involved with every project...

A: Oh no no, I understand that, I'm just saying, like, in the sense of if you were going to sell the rights, but you could still be involved, like Stephen King.

C: Right. Umm... I'm not sure, umm... I'm gonna-- I'm gonna estimate over a million.

A: Over a million. So just like a straight million, 1.5, two mil?

C: Yeah.

A: Okay. So, yeah, that's okay. Small number, most people go for fifteen mil, easy, right off the top.

C: Hmm. All right, well...

A: It's too late, you already said a million.

C: I don't, I don't-- I don't know everything, and, uh, still...

A: I'm just-- I'm just messing with you, Chris, don't worry. Hahaha! That kind of stuff will come together in a congre-- will come together in a meeting, and there'll be a contract, and there'll be a lawyer involved, we wouldn't just throw it out there and then just like, give you one choice.

C: Right.

A: It'd be a lot of negotiation crap. All kinds of 'bleugh' stuff, nothing important, really. Um, now, here's an-- here's one question, and it's a little bit about your mother, Barbara. Um... I know she's getting on in years, and I'm not trying to say, you know, anything bad, but um--

C: Right.

A: If this goes through, um, and you move-- and you end up moving to London, umm--

C: [stress sigh]

A: Are you going-- are you going to be able to live by yourself, if your mother passes?

C: I would have-- I would definitely need a lotta, lotta money in order for that to make me feel more secure, and I definitely would want my s-- my future, my sweetheart future wife...

A: Ohh.

C: Uh, that's secure. I'd want everyth-- I would feel a lot, lot better if everything was secure, but initially, I don't feel like I could do fair-- I don't think I could do fairly well, initially, financially, and uhh, much else, mentally, emotionally, by myself.

A: Yes, you said 'sweetheart,' you have a girlfriend?

C: Yea-- no, I still don't have one yet.

A: Oh, ah. I apologise, I don't mean to pry.

C: Right.

A: But other than that, um... So, you'd be able to do something, but at only under the, uh, the aspect--

C: Yeah, after--

A: --of having financial security?

C: Yeah, after I've, uh, after I feel much-- after I've gotten-- after I find, and-- after I feel more emotionally, financially, secure and everything.

A: Okay, okay. All right. And uh, I remember earlier you said something about the, uh, the-- uh, [?], the videos? I mean, I haven't made videos out of this, I just save them as, uh, audio files.

C: Oh yeah, uhh, yeah, [I asked you if I?], yeah--

A: If you want copies, I can get you copies, no problem. I'll just send them to you. But all I do is I share them with my, uh, associates. I just play them at the meetings we have.

C: Quite. Uh, but, I mean, yeah, I just-- I would put that on my Facebook to-- so that, so that everybody would be sure to hear the, uh, intervie-- hear the interview and all that. Get the straight-up stories, and...

A: Of course, of course.

C: All the good stuff.

A: Now I said I had an idea for you at the end of this, and I think it'd be perfect. It's a little two-in-one deal, that I think my associates would absolutely fucking love.

C: Hmm.

A: Let's take your two Amiibos, one for Sonichu and one for Christine, and uh, we'll get the camera on them, and you can show off your merchandise AND show off a little bit of your voice-acting at the same time.

C: Oh. Okay, well I mean the difference to being this and the, uh, pitch, uh, Sonichu would be a higher pitch. Compared to me.

A: Okay. Well, they just want-- they just want a really short thing. Like, just like, I don't know, just a little bit of pantomime with the two characters.

C: Hm.

A: Just make them have a conversation with each other for like, a minute? Maybe even thirty seconds.

C: Yeah, all right, well I will think about that. Take it under great consideration.

A: Of course, of course. You're not being forced to do anything, but it'd really push the thing. Now before I go -- as I said, I've covered everything we need to cover in this meeting -- there are a few other projects that are being thrown on the table. After all, this is a-- this is an animation company, then we've got shows coming in all the time. We've got, we've got another show that involves an actual hedgehog character, and I've got somebody competing with me to get this show made...

C: [vague stress noises]

A: It's been in works for years, and he's tried to-- he's been promoting it like crazy himself. I've got another guy who's trying to get some 'Generation Z' show going; he's some celebrity named Hayden Black, he sounds like a fucking idiot, I don't know who he is, but he's got his show, and I'm trying to get yours on top of the heap.

C: All right. Uhh, but yeah, you can send me the-- you can tell me if-- you can type it all out and send it to me in an email. I'll be able to understand it completely better then.

A: Okay. But other than that, I think we've covered everything, Chris. This covers EVERYTHING. Next time I call you, I will have an answer for you about where things are going to go.

C: ...All right, good. I will, thank-- thank you for the uhh, interviews, and uh, I'll talk to you next time.

A: Of course, Chris...tine, take care.

C: All right, take care, bye bye.

A: Bye.
Chris: Hello?

Arthur: Yes, hello Christine.

Chris: Yes, hello, Arthur.

Arthur: It's nice--

Chris: How are you?

Arthur: --to speak to you again, it's been quite some time.

Chris: Yes, I've been quite... busy, and uh, backed up with a whole bunch of, uh, this and thats, you know.

Arthur: [murmurs something]

Chris: So anyway, yeah. How are you?

Arthur: I'm just dandy. How about yourself?

Chris: Yeah, I'm fair to okay.

Arthur: Fair to okay. All right, um, well I mean it's been so long I want to catch up a little bit; like, you know, how's everything over in America with your politics?

Chris: Uh, I don't-- I don't-- know much about-- I don't know much about politics, but I know wh-- I know what I like. And I definitely had taken it under consideration the qualities of Obama before I voted for him and comparing him to McCain, in 2008. Ha ha.

Arthur: Right now, Donald Trump's making quite an ass of himself, isn't he?

Chris: Yes, I don't care much for him. [unintelligible blustering] --Ah, which is among the reasons I'm definitely voting for Hillary Clinton if I get the chan-- if I get to in November.

Arthur: Oh, you like her platform?

Chris: Uhh, well actually more like, uhh, I feel like this w-- country is long overdue for a woman's touch.

Arthur: That's it?

Chris: Among which, and definitely I would not put Trump in. I'd rather send him to the dump. Send Trump to the dump.

Arthur: You know, that's an eloquent, you know, campaign title right there. I like that.

Chris: Huh.

Arthur: 'Trump to the dump!'

Chris: That's funny. ...Yeah. So anyway, umm, okay, so let's get this over with, what do we need to, uh, what do you need to know for the final part of this?

Arthur: Well, to be perfectly honest, we were ready to set up a contract about a few weeks ago, but I couldn't get ahold of you.

Chris: Oh... right. I forgot about that, I mean, I've been... And plus, uh, also, I'm talk-- I'm talking with my associates, you know.

Arthur: I understand.

Chris: Uh, but anyway, so, yeah. Umm... all right, well yeah, let's talk about that.

Arthur: Well, we uh, we were setting up the contract. Um, it was going to be like a five million dollar sign-on contract and everything, it was gonna be a big deal, but when I couldn't get ahold of you, they thought that you simply lost interest. And I told them you hadn't, but for the--

Chris: Yeah, I had not lost interest. But really, to-- I would-- I would feel better setting up, uh, such a deal, um, yeah, through my associates as well, I mean... yeah. You have, uhh, her email address?

Arthur: Yes, yes. But um, anyway, so it got kind of pushed on to the back burner -- it's not dead yet, but--

Chris: All right.

Arthur: --I have to put a little more emphasis in getting it restarted again.

Chris: Okay. All right, well--

Arthur: But don't worry about that. I'm not going to give up on you, Chris. I want to see this happen.

Chris: Okay, that's good.

Arthur: But one of the things I have to say is when someone looked up Sonichu, to help set up the contract? Something caught her attention.

Chris: What's up?

Arthur: Apparently, nobody, at this moment, actually owns the legal rights to Sonichu.

Chris: Mm.

Arthur: Apparently--

Chris: The what rights?

Arthur: App-- apparently, the last time that a patent was put out on Sonichu, it wasn't put down as a product, so much as an associate.

Chris: Hm. Well, I don't know the diff-- I don't know the total difference. But, I mean, I do have-- I did, uh, make the, uh, copyright into the DC Library of Congress a few years ago, and uh, my associates are helping me, uhh, recap-- recapituate and get all-- get all that back up to date, among which. Umm, yes.

Arthur: Okay, you definitely want to do that, because you wouldn't want somebody to steal that.

Chris: All right. Yeah, and this, uhh, call, we do not want this call that we're talking about right now to be put on to the internet at all. 'Cause we're talking business here and I don't wanna have anything overheard by, um-- by-- you know, the wrong people.

Arthur: Oh, absolutely. Absolutely, I understand. But other than that, you'll find this funny: the other day, I was-- because I'm a big Sonic and Sonichu fan, I was--

Chris: All right.

Arthur: --checking out the Sonic, the actual S-- well, actually the Sega Twitter, is it Sega or Sonic? I can't tell, really, who's more on top--

Chris: Uhh, I believe you-- you're thinking about the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter? Uhh, I-- perhaps you're referencing, uhh, the subscription to the Big the Cat--

Arthur: Yes!

Chris: [?] channel...

Arthur: I noticed--

Chris: ...or Robotnik. Yeah.

Arthur: --they mentioned Sonichu.

Chris: Yes. Umm, yes, my associate had turned me onto it. You know it's, uhh, for the purposes I'm just, uhh, not saying her name for in case anybody overhears.

Arthur: Absolutely.

Chris: Anyway, you know-- but you know who I'm talking about.

Arthur: Mm, mm, yes.

Chris: But right, I have, uh, seen that.

Arthur: Yes, and they actually straight mentioned Sonichu. And you know what that means, right, Chris?

Chris: Umm... I actually came up with, uh, two interpretations from that. Uh, one of which, umm... yeah, still ta-- the-- they're talking about Sonichu for uh, the uh, bigger part, but then also, it's being talked about like as if it's a reference as being a favourite of Big the Cat, and he's not one of the most liked characters in the original franchise, there.

Arthur: True, true. But the fact that a official Sonic character is mentioning Sonichu, means that--

Chris: Right...

Arthur: --they still consider him a canon character.

Chris: Oh. Okay, well I had not thought of that.

Arthur: Yes.

Chris: It is interesting.

Arthur: Well, 'cause, you know, for all we know, Sega might be thinking of something behind the scenes that even we haven't heard of.

Chris: Hm. Well, I'll definitely, uhh... Well, yeah, my associate has, uh, mentioned it, I-- much, I, uhh-- me-- I send a message to Sega, letting them know that I know about that.

Arthur: Mm-hm. Definitely, definitely.

Chris: That I've heard about that. So-- and, well, see what-- and see where that goes. Umm, all right, but you encouraged me a little bit more to do that.

Arthur: Oh, de-- you definitely should.

Chris: Okay.

Arthur: 'Cause I mean, hey, I mean, if they're mentioning the character themselves on an official Twitter, that's a big deal.

Chris: Yes. Yes it is.

Arthur: Now uh, something else, umm, you know, your associate and I, we were talking and they mentioned something just the other day -- you finally got your PS4 you've been after. Congratulations!

Chris: Yes, thank you. Uhh, shoot. Uh, her name escapes me at the moment, but yeah, I wrote it down, yeah: Kagney Lynn Moore, Seattle, Washington. Uh, yeah, she sent that to me.

Arthur: Oh, she gifted it to you?

Chris: Yes.

Arthur: Ah.

Chris: And I gave-- and I sent her the uh, voucher to the, uh, Cwcville Shop.

Arthur: Really, really.

Chris: And uh, she redeemed it really quick, just as I described on the, uh, video I-- the first streaming I made through the PS4.

Arthur: That--

Chris: Yeah.

Arthur: --is nice.

Chris: Of which I'm st-- of which I'm still learning about that, um. Umm, I'm thinking about, uh, what I'd like to try if I can figure out how, is to, uhh, yeah, definitely for the planned autism tutorial commentary video that I'm fun-- that I'm-- that's in-- that's in my head, and of which I have to do some updating on the, uh, vide-- on the, uh, animation levels, there, uploaded [where?] streaming for viewing through the PS4 version of Little Big Planet 3, 'cause right now, uhh, I view them through the PS4, on the, uhh-- uploaded, on the server. I come up-- I come up shirtless.

Arthur: Really.

Chris: It's like my ch-- my character's not wearing a shirt on there. I was like, 'What the heck's up with that?'

Arthur: [interrupts briefly]

Chris: So I'm going to have to figure-- so I'm going to have to--

Arthur: Sorry.

Chris: --figure that out.

Arthur: I was going to ask, have you considered starting a Let's Play channel?

Chris: Umm... Let's Play, what does that-- umm, what does that mean?

Arthur: Well, Let's Play is a popular YouTube group of people -- not really like an, an association or group, literally, but what you do is you record yourself playing games and then you upload them, online.

Chris: Oh.

Arthur: 'Cause if-- it's really easy to do on PS4. I have a PS4, and I could teach you--

Chris: Oh.

Arthur: --how to do it.

Chris: Okay, well, uhh, what's your username, you can send me a friend request, and I'll definitely accept it.

Arthur: Oh yes, I'll send it to you at-- at the end of this call, 'cause actually, I was going to-- I had an idea.

Chris: What's up?

Arthur: Well, if you start a Let's Play channel, you can put ads on it and create a small amount of ad revenue.

Chris: Yes. I have already, uhh, set up an account with AdSense, and I've s-- I've opted in and said [?] among the, uh, videos, so I've gotten that started.

Arthur: Well, if I'm going to join you on a PlayStation 4, we should play a game together.

Chris: All right, umm... what's your favourite PS4 game?

Arthur: Well, I have a lot of games, and unfortunately, a lot of my favourite ones simply aren't multiplayer. However, I do know one game on the PlayStation 4 marketplace that is a game we can play against each other.

Chris: Hmm. I w-- uh, off the top of my head, I could definitely say Little Big Planet 3 and any of the, uh, co-op play levels uploaded or on the, uh, game disc, but you tell me what you have in mind.

Arthur: Well, I know for a fact that on the marketplace, there's a Yu-Gi-Oh game.

Chris: Oh. Okay, Yu-Gi-Oh. Yeah, I have played that card game before, quite a bit. I still have my old deck that I used, off and on, it's Spellcaster themed. I definitely have Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl in there.

Arthur: Oh nice, nice. Well yes, um, I was thinking that... I know you're probably a little strapped for cash right now, so how about as a belated birthday present, I send you a little game code, and you can pick up the game off the marketplace?

Chris: Umm... okay, well make sure that I can actually redeem that code in the Unite-- on the United States store front--

Arthur: Oh, I don't think it--

Chris: --versus, uh, versus the one that's-- that's on the, uh, where you are, in England.

Arthur: Oh, don't worry. I will go to Amazon and do it there, and that-- and then it won't be a problem.

Chris: Okay. Mm.

Arthur: You give me just a tick, and I'll set it up right now.

Chris: All right. Mm. Well I'm gonna [link?] it up while I'm thinking about it. I've already linked up my Vita so I can do remote play and all that, so...

Arthur: Oh, that's nice.

Chris: It's like I don't have-- I don't have to interrupt my [?] to turn that on. It's about as amazing-- it's quite as amazing as the Wii U, definitely.

[muffled background noise from TV]

Arthur: ...What are you watching, there?

Chris: ...What's that?

Arthur: What are you watching, there? I can hear something in the background.

Chris: Oh yeah, I'm watching Seinfeld on CBS.

Arthur: Oh. Yes, I heard something strange vibrating earlier, I wondered what it was.

Chris: ...Uhh... vibrating. Um, yeah, I'm sure that's probably what was coming from the TV show. Oh yeah, Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist? Is that the one you're talking about?

Arthur: Yes.

Chris: All right, I'm just looking up to see if there's the uh, add-on DLC here.

Arthur: I think there's a lot of add-on DLC.

Chris: Hm. I'm counting it, it's like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... eight. All five dollars apiece here. I'll definitely look into that.

Arthur: Well, right there, Christine, I just sent it to you.

Chris: Hmm, what, via email? Or to my...

Arthur: No, right there in the chat. The little window right now? The one we're in? Go down to the--

Chris: Oh.

Arthur: --little word balloon in the corner?

Chris: Mm, where-- mm, oh. All right. Oh...

Arthur: The digit code should be right there, you should try it right now.

Chris: All right. I gotta get back to the front.

[silence for some time apart from the TV noise; Chris murmurs letters and numbers from the code]

Chris: Mm. Well, twenty dollar-- that was a twenty dollar code, yep, I got it.

Arthur: Yep, it should be just enough for the game.

Chris: Yes, it is nineteen ninety-nine here.

Arthur: Perfect.

Chris: I'll purchase it right now.

Arthur: All right. Takes some time to get used to it, I'll have to pick it up myself now, but I was thinking about you when I looked at it.

Chris: All right, that's good. Thank you.

Arthur: Yes, I was thinking take some time to get used to it, and then maybe we could have a little competition.

Chris: All right.

Arthur: We could li-- you could livecast it from your console, or I could livecast it, whichever-- if you want to do it for your channel, you'll have to livecast it, and don't worry, it's super easy setting it up on PS4.

Chris: Yes, it is.

Arthur: And then we could have a nice little competition, your friends could watch a video of you playing against somebody else online.

Chris: All right.

Arthur: See if you're still as good as you used to be.

Chris: Mm. Used to be. I pretty much, uhh, good mindset and memory of how the game's played.

Arthur: Oh, I'll have to definitely--

Chris: I'll try to put together a deck with the digital cards similar to what I have in the old original deck. And I still have that for reference.

Arthur: Well then, I think umm, I think we'll have to come up with a little wager when that time comes around.

Chris: Ehh, we'll see.

Arthur: Oh, nothing bad. Maybe something along the lines of if I win, uh, two out of three, you make some new Sonichu Christmas Special pages. But if you win--

Chris: Uh, I was gonna-- I was gonna do that anyway--

Arthur: Oh.

Chris: --I just had not gotten around to it, I've been so busy with the, uh, orders from my shop and everything.

Arthur: Well, I mean, if you won, I'd buy you a PlayStation 4 game or something.

Chris: All right. And then I guess I'd buy you one, if, uh...?

Arthur: Oh no, no, no. All I would want would be more Sonichu pages.

Chris: All right, well, definitely in the-- in my mind, and all in the works, and everything, believe me.

Arthur: Go ahead. Get that game, give it a shot, I'll have to pick it up myself to play it as well; but once we get that set up, we should definitely look into a Let's Play together. Just to have fun.

Chris: That sounds good.

Arthur: Well, Christine, I think we've covered everything today, and like I said, check up on that legality stuff. I'm gonna get back with my people and let them know that you're still very interested in this.

Chris: Yes.

Arthur: But keep your ear to the phone, because if I'm looking for you, I need to find you as soon as possible.

Chris: All right, well definitely, uh, relay the, uh, details to my associates as well, please.

Arthur: Absolutely, Christine. Now you take care and you have fun.

Chris: All right, yeah-- yeah, you take care and have-- and have fun and have a good day, too.

Arthur: Yes, happy--

Chris: Don't forget to send me your friend request.

Arthur: Yes-- oh, that's right, I'm gonna send you that here right now, I'm gonna give you my name. Now, don't be, um, misled: I set myself up for a US account simply because then it looks like I'm on time with the US people.

Chris: Quite.

Arthur: A lot of people don't-- a lot of people over here don't play on PlayStation or Xbox people.

Chris: Hm.

Arthur: But that's my name, and I will, uh, you send me a friend request as soon as possible.

Chris: Uhh, wait a minute, I'm sorry, uh... I-- I thought you were in the-- in the midst-- I thought you were telling me [about your?] details. What was your name?

Arthur: Oh, it's right there, in the little... that little window, where I sent you the code.

Chris: Oh, oh, Blue Walrus. Okay. ...Well, I'll definitely keep my eyes open for that.

Arthur: All right, yes. Just send me a friend request whenever you have time. But other than that, Christine, you have yourself a happy belated birthday, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Chris: Okay, good, you take care.

Arthur: Thank you. You take care as well.

Chris: All right.

Arthur: Goodbye.

Chris: Okay, bye bye.
 
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I assumed he was a bit intimidated by Mr. Spatchock's articulate English accent and was trying to sound just as dignified. He doesn't seem to use "quite" or "indeed" anywhere else.

You know, he did the same thing when he and Lars chatted. He started adopting words and tone similar to Lars. Chris talked like a real brother a few times there! LOL

With respect to future calls, I am torn between trying to gain his confidence as @MasterDisaster has appeared to have done quite nicely, and get some interesting information out of him (like ask for copies of Bob's papers about Chris' diagnosis. Somehow work into the game that you want to capitalize on his autism to make him famous [see Sesame Street] recently. Need proof of his diagnosis in case trolls say he is faking autism etc.) or getting him wound up in a way similar to how @Alec Benson Leary managed to fuck with his head using logic and concepts that Chris could not counter.

Either way it goes, it is always interesting to have some in-depth thoughts from his messed up mind.

EDIT-You could also ask him about *that* video:
 
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