Lovequest Chris's Strap-On

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The last time the forums had a serious debate about ethics, Chris ramped up his efforts against the blue arms. This time, we get pictures of him wearing a modified strap-on to smoosh his duck back up inside his body. It's like every time we start to worry, Chris proves he can still deliver bonkers content. That crazy kid'll be fine. Relatively speaking.
yawning sneasel said:
Why are his balls shining?
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Maybe because he's a shiny Rosey.
 
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I hope he removes it when he urinates. Because if he's doing what I think he's probably doing, which is being lazy and just letting his piss dribble down the inside wall of his makeshift girdle and collect around his taint piercing, that will also increase the risk of infection.
 
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RandyCox said:
Chris believes that Renee is bisexual, right? My fear is that he keeps sending these pics because he's trying to woo her, showing her that he's the best of both worlds in the sack since he can both scissor and penetrate. It's shit like this that makes me think there should be a Date Ed for him to take.
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Fear? It's basically been confirmed that when things started to go south with Catherine, Chris began grooming Renee to be his next heartsweet. He told her loved her at one point. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's one of the reasons Thetan began to disengage.
 
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Holdek said:
I hope he removes it when he urinates. Because if he's doing what I think he's probably doing, which is being lazy and just letting his piss dribble down the inside wall of his makeshift girdle and collect around his taint piercing, that will also increase the risk of infection.
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Just wait for the inevitable video-mail in Renee's inbox titled "Look I can go peepee like a girl".

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:)

:|

*sigh*

I guess that's enough Internet for me for one day.

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jemas42 said:
Fear? It's basically been confirmed that when things started to go south with Catherine, Chris began grooming Renee to be his next heartsweet. He told her loved her at one point. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's one of the reasons Thetan began to disengage.
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At one point? he wrote that a few times, if I'm not mistaken.
 
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derpi said:
Chris hates his bent duck
So he buys a damn strap-on
What fresh hell is this?

What will he say to potential heartsweets when he pulls his pants off?
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I imagine it'd be like that scene in Freddy Got Fingered where Gord tapes an umbilical cord to his belly button and Betty finds it. Except that the person finding it will have a mixture confusion, laughter, and wtf.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Why are his balls shining?
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Waxed 'em smooth? Dipped 'em in 'Nair'? Wrapped 'em in Saran Wrap? All Three?

Edit: Oh, hey....maybe OPL's thought process goes like this:
1) Renee is Bi.
2a) If she wants be be fucked by a guy today, I can use my natural GodBear-given Duck.
2b) If she wants be be fucked by a lesbo today, I can break out the strapon.
3) ???
4) Lack of Profit!
5) If she says no she doesn't want to be fucked by me at all ever, that just means she doesn't understand Porn enough and I'll have to whip out my....educational videos and explain what it is she should be doing as a Bi girl; which is: Fucking me.
 
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It's pretty bad when I read titles like this and my immediate thoughts turn to the comedy gold, haikus, and reaction gifs that will be undoubtedly churned out, instead of the fact that a creepy autistic manbaby is sending Thetan pictures of a repurposed strap-on unsolicited.

The sexual prowess is just... oozing.
 
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Seahorses said:
I don't want to know what he did with the actual dildo. But, if I had to guess, it's being put to use.
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Yeah, my theory is that he got this idea in the first place about using a strap-on to tuck himself because it's not the first strap-on he's bought. He's certainly bought plain dildos before, and he likes to use them. I think Timtommy is correct about Chris's desires. I figure you'll find another one in the horde, still assembled.
 
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Less than four pages and already the comments are getting more gross and graphic. I'm guessing Thetan is just going to let Chris send in the pics until she can't take it anymore.
 
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