Lovequest Chris's Strap-On

[Lurker]

-internal screaming intensifies-

But for srs, I just... I'm not even shocked, really. It's just, well, gross. Especially the picture with the fucking ballsack just kind of hanging out there. Still, though, considering it's Chris, it could be worse.

It could be worse.

 

[warongiygas]

I think he purchased 'Red Rider' to show how committed he is to being a lesbian. He thinks that since some lesbians find penises revolting, the message he's sending is: "I find penises revolting, I'm a lesbian too!" But the message he's really sending is: "I bought a dildo because I'm too retarded not to look at my penis."

 

[Segue]

How is it possible that we've seen Chris' duck & balls so many times during all the years of monitoring him

 

[The Dude]

That crotch rot must itch like hell.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Why couldn't he have just bought a jock strap? That would have covered his balls as well.

 

[mauggg]

How in the hell is Chris NOT the subject of somebody's doctoral dissertation?

Jesus Christ. Psych Departments nationwide, you're missing out, big-time!

 

[The Dude]

Why couldn't he have just bought a jock strap? That would have covered his balls as well.

HELLO! JOCK strap! For DAMN DIRTY MALES!

 

[DavidFerrie]

HELLO! JOCK strap! For DAMN DIRTY MALES!

So are balls, and his are displayed quite prominently in that get-up.

/realizes the futility of trying to figure out CWC's "thought" processes....

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Chris, honey....Google is your friend. Use her.

(All links NSFW)

Basic model: http://stockroom.com/Original-Vee-String-Vagina-Prosthesis-P2849.aspx

Deluxe, top-of the line model: http://stockroom.com/Sheath-with-Urinating-Bladder-Vee-String-Vagina-Prosthesis-P2837.aspx

 

[LordCustos3]

I think he purchased 'Red Rider' to show how committed he is to being a lesbian. He thinks that since some lesbians find penises revolting, the message he's sending is: "I find penises revolting, I'm a lesbian too!" But the message he's sending is: "i bought a dildo because I'm too retarded not to look at my penis."

I can only think of two reasons why a man would own a strapon:

1) Its OPL's way of saying "I am hopelessly 'inadequate' as a lover and need special tools to artificially 'supplement' my lack of 'manhood' "
or
2) "Peg me, Renee."

 

[The Dude]

I can only think of two reasons why a man would own a strapon:

1) Its OPL's way of saying "I am hopelessly 'inadequate' as a lover and need special tools to artificially 'supplement' my lack of 'manhood' "
or
2) "Peg me, Renee."

3)

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Underpants especially designed for trans women and men who are dressing as women are like $10 and they work just fine! They have a soft little sleeve for tucking everything in neatly, and then there you are in your pretty satin underpants, which can be washed after each wearing. So much better than a gross smelly dildo harness.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I don't even know how to respond to this crap anymore. Jesus Christ.

Edit: Has he said to Thetan what his current weight is? I cant tell if the gut is being pushed out more by the strap-down or not.

 

[Optimus Prime]

why

 

[Pikonic]

Chris, honey....Google is your friend. Use her.

(All links NSFW)

Basic model: http://stockroom.com/Original-Vee-String-Vagina-Prosthesis-P2849.aspx

Deluxe, top-of the line model: http://stockroom.com/Sheath-with-Urinating-Bladder-Vee-String-Vagina-Prosthesis-P2837.aspx

Underpants especially designed for trans women and men who are dressing as women are like $10 and they work just fine! They have a soft little sleeve for tucking everything in neatly, and then there you are in your pretty satin underpants, which can be washed after each wearing. So much better than a gross smelly dildo harness.

Christmas is right around the corner...

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

That's nice dear.

 

[VenomPlug]

These are improvements. Chris took necessary actions to prevent his (male) reproductive system from doing it's job. Since these are rubber i think he's becoming this:

 

[LordCustos3]

Underpants especially designed for trans women and men who are dressing as women are like $10 and they work just fine! They have a soft little sleeve for tucking everything in neatly, and then there you are in your pretty satin underpants, which can be washed after each wearing. So much better than a gross smelly dildo harness.

Wow. That there is some advice OPL will totally take to heart.

These are improvements. Chris took necessary actions to prevent his (male) reproductive system from doing it's job. Since these are rubber i think he's becoming this:

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[Seahorses]

So, in the comics, if his DNA was used to cure the homosexuals, does that actually mean everyone became a lesbian instead?

 

[MY 405]

As I said in the other thread: "You'll shoot your eye out!"

Also, rocket to the sun leaving in five minutes, all interested parties get on board now, we'll pick up the Moon Pals on the way!