Lovequest Chris's Strap-On

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As I sit here trying to type up a reply to this thread I reflect upon my life and what has happened to it that I am sitting here thinking about what to reply to a thread about an autistic and confused individual's unhealthy obsession with all things lesbian. My despair is endless, a swirling pit of emotion welling up deep in my belly and moving upwards as if my very soul was about to puke out my mouth. Suddenly, it comes to me. The small glimmer of hope with which I can still cling. A single thought: "at least I didn't start a thread about an autistic and confused individual's unhealthy obsession with all things lesbian."

Sorry, @Null :(
 
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asperhes said:
Yeah, my theory is that he got this idea in the first place about using a strap-on to tuck himself because it's not the first strap-on he's bought. He's certainly bought plain dildos before, and he likes to use them. I think Timtommy is correct about Chris's desires. I figure you'll find another one in the horde, still assembled.
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W-what
When did this happen? Has it been confirmed?
(If too gross for the thread, plz pm the details to me)
 
derpi said:
W-what
When did this happen? Has it been confirmed?
(If too gross for the thread, plz pm the details to me)
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Yeah, it's in the CWCki. Pre-Tomgirl era. This is part of where the whole "Chris is gay :ween:" thing came in.
 
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I wonder if Chris thought of this himself or someone told him this was a good idea. Maybe one of his Galpals or his Male lesbian friends...people.
 
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Everyone else has already expressed every reaction I had to this. All there is left to ask is where the hell exactly he gets these ideas from and does he feel/acknowledge any pain from all the things he stuck down below the belt.

Now imagine how he'll dress up for the beach for now on during the warmer months... :tomgirl:
 
MrsFrizzle said:
If I had a prostate, I would be stimulating that thing all day long, gay or straight. It's only logical for Chris to do the same, given how little else Chris has to do. Or enjoy.
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That's an interesting thing to say. I don't think many men actually enjoy it or have tried it. I have not tried it, but I think it is interesting that a female (I presume) would come to that conclusion.
 
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Would he get upset if a man hits on him, or would he be happy that he looks so feminine that men are making moves on him?
 
You know how with goatse everyone notices the gold ring? In the grossest of these four photos, it's pretty clear that his fingernails are not fucking long, as he was claiming. His nail-biting problem persists. Sega employees can rest assured that these weapons are as effective as his fangs.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
That's an interesting thing to say. I don't think many men actually enjoy it or have tried it. I have not tried it, but I think it is interesting that a female (I presume) would come to that conclusion.
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Prostate stimulation is constantly being ballyhooed by sexologists and people who write about sex* as the greatest thing ever (I mean, I've seen articles about it in Cosmo and on AskMen.com, for heaven's sake). Not having one myself, being an XX-chromosomed ladyperson, I can only go on what I'm told. There are an awful lot of prostate stimulation evangelists out there, and given the number of prostate stimulation devices sold at sex toy shops, it seems like there's a lot of interest among the general public.

*(I was going to write "laypeople" but that seemed too jokey.)

Edit to add: Googling "prostate stimulation" brought up AskMen.com, a couple of college health services websites, and a weekly newspaper (Creative Loafing Tampa) on the first page. I don't think it's considered a niche thing anymore.


vvvvv Agreed, Cosmo sex articles are completely inane, but they're pretty mainstream.
 
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derpi said:
W-what
When did this happen? Has it been confirmed?
(If too gross for the thread, plz pm the details to me)
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Xarpho said:
Yeah, it's in the CWCki. Pre-Tomgirl era. This is part of where the whole "Chris is gay :ween:" thing came in.
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I don't think he's actually bought and used one, or at least I can't find it on the cwcki; what I did find was that he's put a couple things up his bum and liked it after a while and that he has told PandaHalo in the IRC on 27 Dec 2008 that he'd totally be ok with it when they got together to have her wear a strap on and use it on him. And then on his OkCupid answers he said a couple times that he would be totally fine with a strap on being used on him or having anything else put in his butt. It got to the point where he rated these questions "very important" on a scale of "no important" "some importance" "important" and "very important". He did not accept the answer No in these instances. Meaning a girl would only get a "match point" for this question if she said she wanted to use a strap-on on a guy. This was for SEVERAL butt play questions; he even said it was very important for a girl to want to lick his butthole and he did not allow for the answer "no".

I think Chris is somewhat experienced in self-butt play, as I can't imagine he asked a hooker to do it, and I think he's seriously interested in it. Of course, this doesn't make him gay as there are straight guys that like their prostate played with for the pleasure.

What bothers me the most about these pictures is that they were totally unfounded and freely given in such a creepy way. Most of Chris's nudes have been given to a girlfriend and mostly they have been asked for. These were texted to a girl who hadn't talked to him in months and had shown no interest in him sexually.
 
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asperhes said:
You know how with goatse everyone notices the gold ring? In the grossest of these four photos, it's pretty clear that his fingernails are not fucking long, as he was claiming. His nail-biting problem persists. Sega employees can rest assured that these weapons are as effective as his fangs.
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Sighduck used scratch, it was ineffective.

Chris' autism is the source of this idea. There is no ween fairy sitting on his shoulder whispering crap into his ear. As for the why, lesbians use strap-on's, by using the harness he hides his bulge, and by keeping the toy in his purse, he's always ready for some hanky-panky.













That, or he gave it to Barb.
 
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