Chris's weight loss?

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Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
 
Mitsunari said:
He might've lost a little weight, but he looks more deteriorated and sickly than ever.
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When I worked at Taco Bell, one of our semi-regulars was an older lady who we suspected was a hoarder. She always wore the same few sets of clothes, she smelled awful, and her car was full of junk. Chris looks like she did - sickly and haggard. If it wasn't for his hair, he could be anywhere between thirty and fifty.
 
Maybe he really has been eating his food unheated, and lost weight because of food poisoning.
 
Zim said:
Yep it's Chris failing at aspect ratio.

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That's actually still the wrong aspect ratio. Here's what it's supposed to look like:

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Fatty!
 
Yeah, the PixieTeri school of aspect ratio manipulation strikes again here. Chris is as fat as ever, now he's over the hill, so what little muscle mass he had naturally in his physical prime is now in full waste away mode without any attempt to develop or retain it. Those moobs are halfway to his navel now it looks like and he's as humpty-dumpty as he's ever been. Any weight loss is attributable to muscle atrophy.
 
Brother, it does look like he has lost some weight. However, in the older pictures, he was taking a selfy so his chin was likely tighter against his face, which makes one appear fatter. He also has the narrow-view in the video which makes him appear thinner.

His face does look thinner overall though, man, which is good to see. Good job, Christian Weston Chandler. The Hulkster hopes you continue to train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins!
 
If he has tapeworm can we call it wurmplechu?
 
Say it with me: Healthy Premium McWraps.

You're all just in denial.
 
You gotta keep in mind that webcams and non-HD digital camera video is pretty forgiving. Lately all we've had to go off of were close up selfshots he took in the car and at Walmart and stuff. Those showed us a lot more detail of his weight, hair loss and skin condition.
 
Golly said:
Say it with me: Healthy Premium McWraps.

You're all just in denial.
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And with the new southwestern wrap you can have the BOLDY SPICY flavor of the southwest, OLAY
 
The Knife said:
Upon rewatching the new Lego Manchester High vid, it looks like Chris really has dropped a grand number of pounds, even factoring in the aspect distortion. His MANOS aren't as hammy and something resembling cheekbones has begun to emerge. Let's speculate wildly!

- Has Chris discovered the charms of meth? Chris would burn himself on the pipe, drop it, not clean it up when it broke, then step on the shards and get an infection. Besides, METH IS EXPENSIVE!
- Does he have a tapeworm, and should we give it a name? His name is Tapey, and he is currently looking for a new host, like a nice crack whore. Even tapeworms have standards.
- Is this medically recommended weight loss, or the symptom of some as-yet-undiagnosed illness? Chris' body has finally eaten away what little muscle mass he had left.
- Would a slimmer Chris be more likely to find True (and Honest) Love? Not on your fucking life. He's still a repugnant homunculus.
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I hope that clears things up.

applecat said:
He's probably just been making :briefs: more often.
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I often wonder how often Chris makes boom-boom in his panties...then I get disgusted with myself.

He'll be losing a lot more weight when he's lost a leg or two to diabetes. That's a good 50-70lbs right there!
 
If Chris is seriously losing weight and its not aspect ratio he may very well have developed diabetes. One of the earliest signs is rapid weight loss.
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
If Chris is seriously losing weight and its not aspect ratio he may very well have developed diabetes. One of the earliest signs is rapid weight loss.
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But hey, he lost weight!!! and just as anna said: "good work chrissy boo, you sure are a good lookin' ;) " so, instead of worrying for a person that they proudly claim is their "friend" they just cheer him up for being a lazy blob...
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
If Chris is seriously losing weight and its not aspect ratio he may very well have developed diabetes. One of the earliest signs is rapid weight loss.
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One of the signs can be rapid weight loss, but it doesn't alwyas happen and doesn't necessarily happen early. I was a a little under 200 lbs. or so (I'm 6' tall, so not terribly slender but not disgustingly obese either) when I was diagnosed with Type 2 in 2007. The earliest symptoms I recall were my eyesight going blurry, an insatiable thirst, and having to take a piss every fifteen seconds (or so it seemed). I gained about 100 pounds in the next year and a half, topping out a little over 300.

But yeah, it can be one of the early symptoms, but I really don't think OPL is diabetic. There's no solid evidence, and he's far younger than average for Type 2, so all predictions of his impending doom from severe diabetes are idle speculation not based on any known fact IMO. Check back on him in 20 years, there may be more to see. He'd be suffering loudly all over the Internet and everywhere else about everyone's lack of pity for poor him if he had to inject insulin after a stint in the hospital. He would reach the Facebook Event Horizon and the 'net would collapse inward on itself. Mild cases can be controlled with pills so we might not hear about that, but someone has to be far more ill before they lose limbs or anything.

There's also the related issue of diabetic neuropathy which gets bad enough to put anyone in a wheelchair years before anything gets to the amputation stage, but if he had that everyone inside the orbit of Mars would hear him wailing because it's terribly awfully mind-blowingly painful. He'd be slamming fentanyl by the fistful and would sleep 30 hours out of every 24. (He's not, as far as we know.) Everyone who injects also runs the risk of triggering hypoglycemia (which is to say, everyone who injects will have a hypoglycemia attack once in a while) which, to put it mildly, is damned unpleasant. (That's why We have glucose tablets within reach at all times -- you feel yourself "going hypo" and it's time to slam a couple of them before it gets weird. They're some in my bag, stashed in a few places around my fortified compound, in my luggage, in the laptop case, in my coat, in the car -- you get the idea.) He'd be howling about that, too.

I am lucky enough to possess the near-legendary steely determination and iron will for which I am justly notorious. I applied them to the problem, and it took a few years but I now address you from the enviable position of a svelte 155. (Ladies, line forms on the left.)

Oh yeah, for the record, I inject five times a day with two different kinds of insulin. No pussy-ass pump or pens here -- Real Men use needles and keep little glass bottles in the fridge.
 
Smokedaddy said:
Lefty's Revenge said:
If Chris is seriously losing weight and its not aspect ratio he may very well have developed diabetes. One of the earliest signs is rapid weight loss.
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One of the signs can be rapid weight loss, but it doesn't alwyas happen and doesn't necessarily happen early. I was a a little under 200 lbs. or so (I'm 6' tall, so not terribly slender but not disgustingly obese either) when I was diagnosed with Type 2 in 2007. The earliest symptoms I recall were my eyesight going blurry, an insatiable thirst, and having to take a piss every fifteen seconds (or so it seemed). I gained about 100 pounds in the next year and a half, topping out a little over 300.

But yeah, it can be one of the early symptoms, but I really don't think OPL is diabetic. There's no solid evidence, and he's far younger than average for Type 2, so all predictions of his impending doom from severe diabetes are idle speculation not based on any known fact IMO. Check back on him in 20 years, there may be more to see. He'd be suffering loudly all over the Internet and everywhere else about everyone's lack of pity for poor him if he had to inject insulin after a stint in the hospital. He would reach the Facebook Event Horizon and the 'net would collapse inward on itself. Mild cases can be controlled with pills so we might not hear about that, but someone has to be far more ill before they lose limbs or anything.

There's also the related issue of diabetic neuropathy which gets bad enough to put anyone in a wheelchair years before anything gets to the amputation stage, but if he had that everyone inside the orbit of Mars would hear him wailing because it's terribly awfully mind-blowingly painful. He'd be slamming fentanyl by the fistful and would sleep 30 hours out of every 24. (He's not, as far as we know.) Everyone who injects also runs the risk of triggering hypoglycemia (which is to say, everyone who injects will have a hypoglycemia attack once in a while) which, to put it mildly, is damned unpleasant. (That's why We have glucose tablets within reach at all times -- you feel yourself "going hypo" and it's time to slam a couple of them before it gets weird. They're some in my bag, stashed in a few places around my fortified compound, in my luggage, in the laptop case, in my coat, in the car -- you get the idea.) He'd be howling about that, too.

I am lucky enough to possess the near-legendary steely determination and iron will for which I am justly notorious. I applied them to the problem, and it took a few years but I now address you from the enviable position of a svelte 155. (Ladies, line forms on the left.)

Oh yeah, for the record, I inject five times a day with two different kinds of insulin. No pussy-ass pump or pens here -- Real Men use needles and keep little glass bottles in the fridge.
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Then it is just muscle atrophy... and, well, you're brave man
 
If Chris ever does get the beetus then I hope it's mild and he can just take pills. Heaven help him if he has to inject insulin, it wouldn't end well.

As dumb as Chris's weight loss plan is, it may be working, or Chris's appetite is starting to decrease and he doesn't eat as much anymore. Or maybe he switched to diet soda and quaffs that instead of regular Coke.
 
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