Chris's weight loss?

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Things that made him look thinner

- Aspect ratio
- He didn't wear a tight shirt
- Baggy black shirts can do wonders
- We see an angle from someone standing up while he was sitting down

I rewatched the video and the only reason I thought he might of lost weight was because he didn't have as many chins. There was nothing about the rest of his body that made me sure he lost weight. The loose fitting black t-shirt made it difficult to gauge. It does look like he's managed to lose whatever tone he had but... that t-shirt makes it difficult.

All the pics we've seen of him in the last year were mostly upward shots of his head. Chris chooses the most unflattering angles. The few full body candid shots we saw were him hunched over a McD table in a white shirt.

All I can be sure of is he looked pretty damn sickly in that video. I would not peg him for 31 if I didn't know who he was. He'd easily pass for 39 and even then it'd a 39 year old in shit health.
 
DH3000 said:
His skin looks clearer as well. If he only took care of his hair he might look like a normal person.

Too bad he still has to talk and ruin the illusion.
 
I can't believe we're debating over Chris looking like slightly less of a fatass than he usually does.
 
I'm just going to say it because this seems like a legendarily unpopular opinion: it is entirely possible Chris has lost fat weight by reducing consumption.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I can't believe we're debating over Chris looking like slightly less of a fatass than he usually does.

It's more about the implications if he is losing weight since it's a safe bet he never actually does any real physical labor.

I think he's lost muscle, gained fat, and is most likely very malnourished. He's not in his 20's anymore so his body can't compensate as much as it used to for his super shitty lifestyle. Most overweight people his age look healthier than that. I'm no doctor though.
 
Null said:
I'm just going to say it because this seems like a legendarily unpopular opinion: it is entirely possible Chris has lost fat weight by reducing consumption.

If so, I doubt it's by personal choice. $600 from the tugboat for LEGO girly play sets and $400-$700 depending on how many games he buys with the Gaystation Quad upgrade to the life upgrade doesn't leave much for Hungry Man's, Healthy McWraps and BOLDY SPICY chicken wings.
 
The Dude said:
If so, I doubt it's by personal choice. $600 from the tugboat for LEGO girly play sets and $400-$700 depending on how many games he buys with the Gaystation Quad upgrade to the life upgrade doesn't leave much for Hungry Man's, Healthy McWraps and BOLDY SPICY! chicken wings.

It is also entirely possible that getting banned from everywhere around him has forced him to drive out longer distances and hence waiting longer for his shitty greasy food
 
pickleniggo said:
He looks like his skin is losing a fight with gravity.

Chris is not aging gracefully. This is a good example of what a person looks like when they have virtually zero muscle tone. Muscle holds things up and fat just expands so you end up with his wierd droopy look.

He does sort of look like he lost some weight so that's good for him. Granted he doesn't really look better. He just looks thinner. He needs to start lifting more chairs with books on them and start listening to the Hulkster.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I can't believe we're debating over Chris looking like slightly less of a fatass than he usually does.
I'd say it's a pretty significant difference, enough so it was the first thing I noticed when I played the video.
 
The Knife said:
- Has Chris discovered the charms of meth?
- Does he have a tapeworm, and should we give it a name?
- Is this medically recommended weight loss, or the symptom of some as-yet-undiagnosed illness?
- Would a slimmer Chris be more likely to find True (and Honest) Love?

-Unlikely. Autism has always been enough to keep him high off his tits :stupid: . I think it's safe to assume that in CWCville all the meth is currently on the moon along with the tobacky

-Might as well call it Crystal as it is the closest he's ever likely to get.

- Probably malnutrition, Chris has done a great job ignoring health advice in the past.

- No matter how thin he gets, it's still Chris :tomgirl:
 
Null said:
I'm just going to say it because this seems like a legendarily unpopular opinion: it is entirely possible Chris has lost fat weight by reducing consumption.

Yeah! I'd like to think that Chris is actually making some effort to lose some weight, howerever minimal it might be. I can't imagine that he would let himself go hungry so that he could buy video games and legos. Maybe he finally awknowledged (to himself) that he was overweight and is making an effort to change.

Maybe, just, maybe.
 
He seems to have abandoned q-sands for McWraps, but I can't imagine him getting anything but the crispy chicken and bacon one, which comes with creamy garlic dressing, so he may as well be eating a q-sand.

I think it's malnutrition combined with inactivity.
 
Nah Venusaur, if Chris was dieting or working out he'd probably be smug about in at least a few of his updates. Instead he made updates about how he's back down to 220.. repeatedly. Either some health issue is causing Chris's weight to fluctuate and he feels a false sense of pride when he notices the number going down after they've gone up or he really can't be bothered to remember how much he weighs.

Sadly, I can see either one being the case
 
yeah he's losing too much weight due to wasting money on legos. gotta start eating his legos now
 
CatParty said:
yeah he's losing too much weight due to wasting money on legos. gotta start eating his legos now
Whatever he shits out afterwards will be more impressive than what he's been posting on Facebook. :alog:
 
CatParty said:
yeah he's losing too much weight due to wasting money on legos. gotta start eating his legos now

Then he'd literally be shitting bricks when he :briefs: HI-OH! AUGH YEAH

Leggo of my LEGO eggo! HI-OH! AUGH YEAH
 
CatParty said:
yeah he's losing too much weight due to wasting money on legos. gotta start eating his legos now

Does that means that the LEGOs he shits after eating them will be less shittier than the things he builds with LEGOs?
 
CatParty said:
yeah he's losing too much weight due to wasting money on legos. gotta start eating his legos now

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Isn't he banned from most of his local fast food stores? Surely that has to play a big factor right?
 
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