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Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
As for Dax, his entire motivation seems to be that he hates parallel economies, possibly because of his experience with the failure of NewProject2, possibly because he's a bitter old man and hates to see other people find success where he never could because he doesn't have a single original idea in his head.
Or maybe it's because he's buddies with Ethan Van Sciver who hates Eric July because his ability to deliver the books he promised on time exposes the ComicsGate gang for the rug-pulling grifters they really are.
I vaguely remember seeing here, something about him getting really ass mad on someone's podcast. It was over him getting called out for not reading it first before shitting on it. He seemed even more hell bent about going after Eric July then, well to me at least. Like his ego got bruised or something.
Vito went onto Podawful with Ethan Ralph and Milo Yiannopoulos. The entire time he was on he was desperately running defense for Dick Masterson. Uncomfortable the entire time, trying to change the subject whenever the topic gets a little too spicy, defending Dick's drug use, and having the worst banter I've ever heard from him. He was not prepared in the slightest and it showed, Milo was running circles around him the entire time until he eventually rage quit after being called a "Poop dicked faggot" and a "Plagiarist poop sucking coon fucker".
About the poll, this was created in July or August. I will not be removing it, let the Halloween reference this year's (2025) Halloween instead.
Place your vote! Feel free to change it. Will physical copies of superped be delivered by the 31st of October, 2025?
That was so stupid I had to laugh out loud.
Podawful is finally managing to be entertaining, Jesse put out more good content in this years first 2 weeks than he used to in 2 years.
Not really related but since it's a good excuse to dump shit on Vedo so I thought I'd mention it here. I don't know if any of you are familiar with the animator Harry Partridge? You may recognise some of his work like Dr Bees and Nicolas Cage Wants Cake. TL;DR he's basically British EgoRaptor.
Anyway, I've been subscribed for a long time and noticed he recently uploaded a video about a comic he'd crowdfunded and was now shipping out:
Personally it's not really my kind of thing but objectively I think it looks amazing for what it is. The reason I bring all this up is because, like I mentioned, it was a crowdfund project, and unlike Vedo Harry was actually able to fulfill his obligations, coming in just over 2 months late with his initial projected release (for physical copies; the digital version released in full in November 2024).
You can see from the main campaign page he also got about an equivalent amount of money (albeit in Bri'ish pounds), but unlike a certain useless fat fuck, Harry kept backers in the loop with monthly updates, including a few delay announcements due to shipping/production delays and a stretch goal requiring an additional 10-20 pages of work to be added to the book.
This also appears to be Harry's first book (at least it's his only comic campaign on IndieGoGo) so you can't even make the excuse of experience. I know we don't really need further proof at what a worthless scamming hack Vedo is at this point, but it never hurts to be reminded.
Not really related but since it's a good excuse to dump shit on Vedo so I thought I'd mention it here. I don't know if any of you are familiar with the animator Harry Partridge? You may recognise some of his work like Dr Bees and Nicolas Cage Wants Cake. TL;DR he's basically British EgoRaptor.
Anyway, I've been subscribed for a long time and noticed he recently uploaded a video about a comic he'd crowdfunded and was now shipping out:
Personally it's not really my kind of thing but objectively I think it looks amazing for what it is. The reason I bring all this up is because, like I mentioned, it was a crowdfund project, and unlike Vedo Harry was actually able to fulfill his obligations, coming in just over 2 months late with his initial projected release (for physical copies; the digital version released in full in November 2024). View attachment 6860523
You can see from the main campaign page he also got about an equivalent amount of money (albeit in Bri'ish pounds), but unlike a certain useless fat fuck, Harry kept backers in the loop with monthly updates, including a few delay announcements due to shipping/production delays and a stretch goal requiring an additional 10-20 pages of work to be added to the book.
This also appears to be Harry's first book (at least it's his only comic campaign on IndieGoGo) so you can't even make the excuse of experience. I know we don't really need further proof at what a worthless scamming hack Vedo is at this point, but it never hurts to be reminded.
Just from looking at this screenshot, while the art doesn't entirely look "for me" I can see it's more dynamic and colorful than Paint 3D's attempt at coloring.
Meanwhile, Vito has still left his campaign page and his Superkiller Twitter account abandoned since mid-September:
He's too busy making negative self-awareness tweets such as this gem:
Says the pedophile who'd lose everything if they don't have an audience of dullards to keep swallowing their bullshit about what the "biggest problems in the universe" are.
It's good to show off some contrast of competency, if it's only to show the magnitude of how much the other one sucks.
The point has been belabored, but he can't even give out one issue of his garbage tier comic when other projects are able too. Then hides like a coward from any pushback over the failure. Won't even try to make it right. Definitely a future Titan of Industry with that kind of mentality.
What kills me is the fact he never even finished the digital version in black and white, the bare minimum he could have done to meet commitments. Even for someone I had zero faith in to begin with, it's difficult to wrap my head around this level of ineptitude.
I saw this in my algorithm because I like TF2. I've never paid much attention to vito and only learn anything about him through MATI. Is this guy vito? His name has killer in it and he looks a lot like vito and his interests seem comparable, I think.
I clicked on the tf2 vid for the thumbnail and went to the channel and clicked the top video there and screenshotted him in the intro of it.
Edit: Why the fuck won't all of the 100% uploaded pictures actually post and why the hell is it taking so long? Ok, the final just won't fucking upload, too bad.
Being an expert Internet sleuth I managed to pinpoint a crucial piece of evidence which proves this is a different neckbeard. Look for the red marks and see if you can spot the difference"
Despite being wholly identical on a molecular level, the neckbeard you discovered seems to be able to actually finish and put out content.
Which segues into a rabbit hole that leads into something funny I discovered. First off, Vito has a Patreon. And believe me when I tell you that you get your money's worth with all the free posts alone. Starting with something magical that I never thought I'd see... evidence suggesting that Vito may have had an adult relationship with a female as recently as 7 years ago.
No, she isn't invisible. This is from the 2017 Patreon post announcing his efforts to find a home in Los Angeles after she dumped him. Whether or not this is the same girlfriend whom Abbygale Mertes had alleged had been physically abused by CringleJingle until the police had to become involved, or if this "girlfriend" is the Male-to-Female transgender dominatrix he dated is unknown.
He spends the better portion of the post talking about how his new place in Los Angeles will help him increase his content production. Keep that in mind. The same year, he'd claim he only earns $6 a month from Youtube.
In 2020 he bemoaned how his "day job" (presumably the trading card game company which pays CringleJingle to put primary color circles over backgrounds other people drew) didn't like him putting off his work so he could edit Youtube video essays about Star Wars. His procrastination issues are hardly a new problem nor are they confined to his projects he's overseeing.
Once his Patron saw a resurgence following the reboot of the Biggest Pedophiles in the Universe podcast, he'd create a post where he puts his face over Jesus Christ and gives us his underdog story (including the confirmed existence of a finished copy of his "great American novel" he'd been writing for years):
A life well-lived. By the end of the year in December 2021 he'd announce a new Youtube channel for his daily rants. As you'll see below, this channel has already fallen to the wayside and no longer receives any content.
Laziness. He'd have to address his lack of content as far back as April 2022. What he provided backers to assuage their concerns was a list of projects he was surely going to see to completion soon! With the benefit of hindsight, let's see how this turned out...
There's a lot going on here, so starting from the top, the Ghostbusters video would take an additional 2 years to come out and pulled a dismally disappoint 33k views as of writing. Book of Boba Fett review came out that year and pulled a mild 225k views as of writing. The Force Awakens and Morbius reviews as well as the Iron Man video haven't been released and have been seemingly abandoned. The final Monday Night Grift stream would be in November 2022 and would be replaced with nothing. Video game streams have been reduced to one a week. Vito 2 has been abandoned for the better part of a year. Superkiller would be delayed for well over a year and still has no real release date. The "Vito Yearly Gift" has- wait, what is this?
This is going to be the really funny thing I found. Around the time he put out this list of all of his projects, he was already months behind on shipping a "yearly gift." Details are scarce as they're paywalled, but the Patreon still advertises that anyone who joins at the $15 tier or higher will receive their very own yearly bonus gift.
Therefore, it can be understood that those who had taken the $15 tier in 2021 were expecting to receive their yearly gift that December, and it never came because Vito was victimized by Chinese manufacturers. Got it. However, he seemed to have a separate yearly gift for the $30 tier supporters, and we get to see what they received that year.
He'd start out 2023 with a blog opining upon his failures in 2022 and the efforts he'd make to turn the new year around. It's filled with glorious copium.
Instead he gave up everything and accomplished nothing. Back to the very funny thing, as one thing he'd neglect to do in 2023 would be delivering the 2022 yearly bonus gift. In fact, he would hardly acknowledge the gift at all until late in August 2023.
He'd only finish one of those six videos and then seemingly cancel the rest. One thing he wouldn't mention was the yearly bonus gift for 2023. That's because he still hadn't delivered the yearly bonus gift for 2022, as mentioned in this April 2024 post:
Judging by this September 2024 update, the 2024 yearly bonus gift will be cancelled as well. He still didn't even have a final design for the 2022 yearly bonus gift, which was now being redesigned to be an advertisement for Superkiller (give him more money).
Keen observers will realize that "Last Week in Vito" #08 and #10 were 5 whole months apart from one another. That's right, he'd dropped all his content creation, groveled incessantly to his donors about how sorry he was for being unproductive, wound up years late on his yearly bonus gift, and still can't be bothered to give weekly updates. That's probably because he realized they all consisted of "lol did nothing again this week!" Insane that he still gets paypigs paying him to do this to them.
If someone was pledging $15 back in 2022 to qualify for this gift, and kept pledging to this day, they'd have paid over $400 each in order to NOT get their perks.
Here's all the previews of paywalled posts I found interesting or noteworthy:
Most recent post was 3 months ago:
Couldn't work on the comic because of a cold:
Asking his supporters how to post on Patreon:
SUPER CRUNCH MODE ACTIVATED:
"Here's my 2023 strategy of giving up completely!"
He's still spent less than this on the comic so far:
My encouragement? Kill yourself.
He's been making posts like this for YEARS:
Sad update:
TL;DR - Not only is CringleJingle abandoning his crowdfunding campaign page, but he's also abandoned a Patreon where he constantly cried about not being able to finish any projects and owes his supporters a 3 years long backlog of "yearly bonus gifts" consisting of a Vito plushie for 2022 and unnamed gifts for 2023 & 2024.
Judging by this September 2024 update, the 2024 yearly bonus gift will be cancelled as well. He still didn't even have a final design for the 2022 yearly bonus gift, which was now being redesigned to be an advertisement for Superkiller (give him more money).
And this fat paedophile had the audacity to bitch about Eric July's hats and goofy ISOM trading cards.
Who wouldn't want a plush paedophile? Make sure you check it's anus, there might be a listening device inside to spy on your kids.
