Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Balldo's Gate]

The hardest part of creating a comic book is drawing comics?

Insanely insightful take.

Vito has also completely abandoned the Indiegogo project page as backers are going days without any acknowledgments:

The update is that Kyle continues to be a moron for giving Vito his money.

 

[Maddox Lost]

Don't forget that this is the same person who thought that putting together a shitty photoshopped image for a television pitch meant that he put in the most work.

He honestly believed that this Reaction YouTuber-esque Photoshop Job would impress Hollywood Producers. He was quick to concede that it wasn't needed when Dick and the other cohosts in the room pressed him but it still raises the question of why he wasted time putting together something that added nothing to the pitch, and why he believes that the effort wasted in creating it meant that he carried the project.

Also keep in mind he ignored multiple people who have actually sold shows to TV networks who told him that this was retarded, and did it anyways. Vito is incapable of making a good decision even when given great advice. How many times have multiple high level creators have told him to stop making pedo jokes yet here he is still doing it. Total retard!!

 

[AnOminous]

But clearly he should be following Vito’s “advice” about making a comic, since his is constantly being delayed and isn’t even finished yet.

And is already crippled by everyone knowing it's a piece of shit being peddled by a fat, greasy, disgusting pedophile.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

And is already crippled by everyone knowing it's a piece of shit being peddled by a fat, greasy, disgusting pedophile.

He’s got to know on some level how much this comic is going to be a trashfire. Probably why he’s deflecting onto Eric July so much, aside from Vito just being a shitty clout obsessed degenerate.

 

[Pomniman]

Maybe I just don't get it because I'm too autistic.

Or not autistic enough.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s got to know on some level how much this comic is going to be a trashfire. Probably why he’s deflecting onto Eric July so much, aside from Vito just being a shitty clout obsessed degenerate.

My guess is Vito the Pedo never delivers anything at all, he just steals the money. And if he does deliver, it's something so pathetic it completely destroys any future grift he has planned.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Man, it seems this pedophile is an untrustworthy fellow. He must be that One Bad Apple they keep talking about. Let's not judge other pedophiles harshly due to Vito the Pedo's antics. Other pedos such as John K of Ren & Stimpy fame and U.S. President Joe Biden may be upstanding and trustworthy folks of strong moral fiber.

 

[sillybillyguy]

My guess is Vito the Pedo never delivers anything at all, he just steals the money. And if he does deliver, it's something so pathetic it completely destroys any future grift he has planned.

I think he will still get his next grift funded. He still has an audience even though he's a pedo.

 

[Harm]

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Every post we make about Vito is like another plate of broccoli & beef fueling his diabetic fervor. Nigga thinks he's Tony Robbins or some shit.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

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Every post we make about Vito is like another plate of broccoli & beef fueling his diabetic fervor. Nigga thinks he's Tony Robbins or some shit.

“You morons think you’re laughing AT ME? Jokes on you, I AM actually the one laughing! ACKACKACKACKACK”

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Every post we make about Vito is like another plate of broccoli & beef fueling his diabetic fervor. Nigga thinks he's Tony Robbins or some shit.

Happy to help Vito, you fat pedophile.

 

[KingofSomething]

Vito continued promoting the Rippaverse and Eric July by going on this nobody's Youtube livestream (and somehow still getting more views than Vito's Twitch streams). Nowhere in the video title, description, or comments does it contain any references or links to Vito's own comic book project.

The host didn't seem that impressed with Vito's sperging which may have been a factor.

Make what possible? Getting dunked on your own podcast because you're an easy punching bag? Getting called a pedophile constantly? Looking too incompetent to get a book out on time? What's the win condition fat boy?

 

[The Token Ethnic]

This motherfucker mentioned S.C.U.D. ... Im happy to hear this and to be a part of this fucked up community.

This one comic shop clerk threw in a copy of it when I was buying regular capeshit back in the day. He got me into that series along with Milk and Cheese, Slacker Comics, JTHM, Love and Rockets and Eightball. I still don't get why these idiots take forever with their promised product. I remember when random people made comics and zines at a local Kinko's/copy shop and sold them at conventions or local comic shops, so I don't know why it takes these idiots so long to deliver a product.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

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Every post we make about Vito is like another plate of broccoli & beef fueling his diabetic fervor. Nigga thinks he's Tony Robbins or some shit.

lets all hate extra hard on vito so it will fuel him to actually finish his really good and original comic

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This one comic shop clerk threw in a copy of it when I was buying regular capeshit back in the day. He got me into that series along with Milk and Cheese, Slacker Comics, JTHM, Love and Rockets and Eightball. I still don't get why these idiots take forever with their promised product. I remember when random people made comics and zines at a local Kinko's/copy shop and sold them at conventions or local comic shops, so I don't know why it takes these idiots so long to deliver a product.

Doujin circles can pump out products faster than Vito. I'll graduate from college before Superkiller is out.

 

[Tiger Jack]

As soon as he's finished seething on Twitter, Vito's gonna go out there and walk two miles just to spite you motherfuckers. Just wait and see!

 

[Pomniman]

The hardest part of creating a comic book is drawing comics?

Insanely insightful take.

"The hardest part of living in LA is not becoming a pedophile." - Christopher "Vito the pedo" Jizzwalmart

 

[mfalkner]

The least he could do is shill his trash on 4chan, but no it's the same boring "criticism" of Eric

 

[Harm]

Eh, it must be a coincidence.

EDIT: I went to check out the Superkiller website to see how neglected it is while Vito fails to bait 4chan into hating Eric July, and holy shit, he has an entire placeholder shop full of fake items that can be added to a cart, including $94 CDs for a band that doesn't exist.





You can access the shop too by clicking on your empty cart and then choosing to return to the shop. Alternatively, here's the link. (Archive)

RED ALERT: UNEXPECTED LOLCOW CROSSOVER EVENT!

Ian Miles Cheong, best known for SWATing others over internet opinions, has replied to Vito malding at Tim Pool acknowledging Eric July by asking how he's gonna feel when Eric July earns millions more. Vito makes a desperate attempt at a clever reply that falls flat on his face.


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[Sneedotron]

Vito continued promoting the Rippaverse and Eric July by going on this nobody's Youtube livestream (and somehow still getting more views than Vito's Twitch streams). Nowhere in the video title, description, or comments does it contain any references or links to Vito's own comic book project.

Apparently someone sent a superchat during that stream that was shitting on Eric July and Shagsworth didn't read it.
A day after the stream he makes a tweet pointing out that he won't let anyone derail his stream with this bullshit, which causes Riley the fat retard to chime in and attack him for this decision, commences to insult and threaten him (I genuinely can barely understand a word this fat mush-mouth goblin is saying half the time)

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Shagsworth once again makes a post pointing out that he has no obligation to read shittalk superchats on stream in response to users from Rileys retardsphere, which leads Riley to post a picture of what seems to be Shagsworth house, threatening that HE BOUTTA PULL-UP.
Eric July pops up out of nowhere and praises him in response to the tweet, to which Shagsworth replies with a friendly handshake gif.
That causes Riley to once again post the picture house to reassure that HE BOUTTA PULL-UP.

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Riley is Dicks producer and I assume he's also somehow involved in TBPITU, so I guess he is to be considered one of Vitos business associates.
This is what happens if you go to any channel to talk about anything and promote your comic-book, Vito.
Someone from your sphere not liking what the streamer says or does? Well, he's likely going to be threatened and harassed by your business associates.
Best of luck to you further promoting Superkiller and making it in the comic book industry my man