Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.2%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 254 95.8%

  • Total voters
    265
Even if the Yaira trailer is flawed, it doesn't matter. It's not flawed in a funny or entertaining way. No one cares.

Meanwhile, Vito is trying to cancel someone for drawing lolicon.

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But Vito, that's a non-offending pedophile! You should be empathizing with them! He's also been taking shots at Redo of Healer, an anime which I've only ever previously heard mentioned by Nick Rekieta.

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Considering that Vito consumes lolicon, this is simply the hypocritical flailing of a failed male.
 
All I can say is if I had a Trolley Problem situation and I could flip a switch to kill either Vaedo or Boogie, I would figure out a way to make it hit one of them and then swerve to hit the other too.
Idk I feel like Boogie derailing a track from his large mass would inconvenience people more. A tied up Vito? Ah well now that’s a gift you get to work on, really use that flensing knife to max potential. Might not get much from the organs but man that sweet sweet Vito fat will pay dividends as an alternative oil source for rich retarded liberals. Not to mention you can sell his ribs and rump to Haitian gang leaders for something nice. Probably could trade for a beat up old M14.
 
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Even if the Yaira trailer is flawed, it doesn't matter. It's not flawed in a funny or entertaining way. No one cares.

Meanwhile, Vito is trying to cancel someone for drawing lolicon.

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But Vito, that's a non-offending pedophile! You should be empathizing with them! He's also been taking shots at Redo of Healer, an anime which I've only ever previously heard mentioned by Nick Rekieta.

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Considering that Vito consumes lolicon, this is simply the hypocritical flailing of a failed male.
Hey Vito?

A guy who said he wanted to fuck real life kids is infinitely worse than a guy who likes an anime or drew some stupid cartoon shit, even if it’s loli.

You fucking dipshit.
 
Vito has released his answer to the Eric July live-action Yaira trailer.

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I'd checked the Superkiller numbers earlier today and they were at the figure listed in the trailer: 1,527 orders. This means you can see how few copies have been sold from this trailer.

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Even if the Yaira trailer is flawed, it doesn't matter. It's not flawed in a funny or entertaining way. No one cares.

Meanwhile, Vito is trying to cancel someone for drawing lolicon.

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But Vito, that's a non-offending pedophile! You should be empathizing with them! He's also been taking shots at Redo of Healer, an anime which I've only ever previously heard mentioned by Nick Rekieta.

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Considering that Vito consumes lolicon, this is simply the hypocritical flailing of a failed male.
Whenever Vito makes a claim like this, by default I assume it to be pure projection and absolute bullshit.

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Even if the Yaira trailer is flawed, it doesn't matter. It's not flawed in a funny or entertaining way. No one cares.

Meanwhile, Vito is trying to cancel someone for drawing lolicon.

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But Vito, that's a non-offending pedophile! You should be empathizing with them! He's also been taking shots at Redo of Healer, an anime which I've only ever previously heard mentioned by Nick Rekieta.

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Considering that Vito consumes lolicon, this is simply the hypocritical flailing of a failed male.
Maybe I'm misremembering, but didn't everyone in CG support RGE?

please correct me if I am wrong, I'm still catching up after taking years on hiatus because these fat lazy faggots made me stop giving a shit about their pathetic "movement"
 
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Man voted "least subtle pedophile" is now baiting people into "spamming [him] with pictures of naked anime children." Disgusting and obvious for what it is, but it's merely some dumb throwaway tweet that will fade away like all the other dumb throwaway tweets.

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Oh, he unpinned his Superkiller promo and replaced it with this pedo shit. He could have pinned the trailer announcing Superkiller orders are ending soon. As it stands now, Vito moved more copies with his humiliating script leak (10 or so orders) than he has with his trailer video (3 orders as of this post). Sad! Pathetic!
 
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Vito has released his answer to the Eric July live-action Yaira trailer.

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I'd checked the Superkiller numbers earlier today and they were at the figure listed in the trailer: 1,527 orders. This means you can see how few copies have been sold from this trailer.

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"Extra product to sell at conventions"
What extra? The original product doesn't even exist yet, you greedy fat dick.
 
Man voted "least subtle pedophile" is now baiting people into "spamming [him] with pictures of naked anime children." Disgusting and obvious for what it is, but it's merely some dumb throwaway tweet that will fade away like all the other dumb throwaway tweets.
really disproving the pedo allegations vito
 
All I can say is if I had a Trolley Problem situation and I could flip a switch to kill either Vaedo or Boogie, I would figure out a way to make it hit one of them and then swerve to hit the other too.
Railroaders call it "splitting the switch" and it's very possible to rid the world of these cretins with a single rail based vehicle, hopefully live on camera
 
Man voted "least subtle pedophile" is now baiting people into "spamming [him] with pictures of naked anime children." Disgusting and obvious for what it is, but it's merely some dumb throwaway tweet that will fade away like all the other dumb throwaway tweets.
I like how after years of just openly and bluntly stating he is a pedophile who wants to fuck children, he's now actually pathetically attempting to put a thin veneer of "joke" over his chomo aspirations.
 
Oh, he unpinned his Superkiller promo and replaced it with this pedo shit. He could have pinned the trailer announcing Superkiller orders are ending soon.
Update: Vito has taken this advice and removed the "please, DON'T send me lolicon!" tweet to pin the trailer for his comic instead.

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Here's hoping he takes my legal advice next and drops dead immediately 🤞
 
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