Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Yes, and he's making a dumb face.

But he's not fat enough in that drawing.

 

[GaryGray]

Max Karson might be on his way to standing next to Dick on the MATCH list but at least Vito will be in his corner defending him. ( T | A )

Once again saying we. Vito forgets he is pro censorship.
EDIT:
Flipped through Max's video and he has footage from Mr.Skin, a website started in 1999 around clipping nudity in films. A site I thought died in the early 2000. Fairly certain he would have to be a member to get the footage he used.

Spoiler: Screencap with Mr.Skin logo

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

He just made a tweet about Cr1kal and calls him a pussy.

Worth pointing out that Cr1tikal himself worked on a comic book series called Godslap that has released five issues. I haven't read Godslap but I'd bet a million bucks that it's better than Vito's drivel.

Speaking of, I read through Superkiller. I'm not sure if it was Josh or someone else in this thread who first said it, but it really is true: Superkiller comes across as something written by somebody whose only real life experience is consooming pop culture. So much of this story is just tropes played at face value with no actual subversion at play. Anything that's supposed to be funny or edgy in this comic is almost 20 years behind the times. No one talks like a real person would in a given situation. You can't relate to any of the characters involved because they don't act like real people.

Obviously Superkiller is a knock-off of The Boys, but the problem is The Boys showed right away why Supes had to be kept in check because they're 1. Dangerous and 2. Assholes. None of what's going on in the second half of part one makes sense unless you already just assume that all superheroes are dangerous to the public and complete assholes like they are in The Boys. The only examples we see of superheroes in this world are the Manta Ray guy who fucks a fish and the local crime fighting team who don't tip. We're told that Sam is part of some multi-dimensional agency that kills superheroes on contract, but there's nothing to indicate to us that it's because they're bad people who are dangerous to the public.

I feel retarded even trying to talk about this like it's a real comic because it's clear no one involved gave a shit. It's obvious that Vito and Dick want to put this miserable failure behind them as quickly as possible. Vito felt the pressure to get this turd out after Eric was releasing comics left and right, and the hilarious thing is, it's still not released yet. This Part 1 release is just a gigantic cope.

Massive Eric July W. Suffer, Vito.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Why is the pedophile not "Balldo'd" anymore?

nool decided to take all but the core people out of the Balldoverse subforum. It'll probably be closed down at some point like most of these topical subfora.

They should have at least kept the "Balldo'd" tags for posterity. As a mark of their shame in supporting the Balldo Lawyer man.

Chris chan was able to keep better continuity between frames then Vito

This piece of lazy shit makes Sonichu look like it was made by Stan Lee.

What is that animal and why does it have a chainsaw sticking out of its forehead?
Oh yeah, I think I just made the point for you.

Its the next step in Beaver evolution. Isn't technological progress great?
Uncle Ted was totally right.

 

[Maddox Lost]

Vito in the newest biggest problem copes for an hour that his comic is better than deadpool. He also details his 3 day long fat bender where he did not leave his bed for 3 days.

Is Vito going to die soon? Normal people aren't bedridden for 3 days.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Is Vito going to die soon?

We can only hope and pray that there is a god.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It’s July and all Vito managed is an unfinished, unpolished Act 1 that’s ass.

It's actually staggering given how hard he hyped it up how badly he fumbled on the delivery. Even here, where none of us had high expectations, I doubt anyone thought we'd be getting an unfinished first half of part one in July.

I don't know what was going through his head to talk so much shit when he must have known how badly the project was going.

Is Vito going to die soon? Normal people aren't bedridden for 3 days.

I hope not. I want at least a year of making fun of him for Superkiller before he fatly shuffles into the next life.

 

[AltisticRight]

Flipped through Max's video and he has footage from Mr.Skin, a website started in 1999 around clipping nudity in films. A site I thought died in the early 2000. Fairly certain he would have to be a member to get the footage he used.

Wasn't that time also very Laissez-faire with child nudity? It seems like the nonce was on there for more than just a pair of 20-year-old tits. Did they clip all forms of nudity?

 

[Pissmaster]

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The nigga who has art like THIS in his comic complains about supposed 3D asset use? Unreal.
Why do all the characters have these weird voreaphile mouths and teeth? It's fucking weird and offputting how much every character gapes their mouth and bares their full gums and teeth all the time, the only place I've seen these features so accentuated has been in freak vore art.

Vito's CalArts avatar has the same shape of mouth. I'm gonna guess he can only draw in that style, so the artist based it off of his mockup.

It is pretty creepy looking, though, you're right. Looks like the teeth and gums are gonna extend out like in Alien.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Vito in the newest biggest problem copes for an hour that his comic is better than deadpool. He also details his 3 day long fat bender where he did not leave his bed for 3 days.

Is Vito going to die soon? Normal people aren't bedridden for 3 days.

I’m sure he was hard at work finishing his comic. Who am I kidding he was probably too busy defending pedo pals on Twitter, gooning in a discord, and shoveling food down his fat face hole seething over Kiwifarms and Eric July. I bet during that time frame he also told someone to go out and “touch grass” knowing full well his fat ass was glued to his bed scrolling Twitter.

It's actually staggering given how hard he hyped it up how badly he fumbled on the delivery. Even here, where none of us had high expectations, I doubt anyone thought we'd be getting an unfinished first half of part one in July.

I don't know what was going through his head to talk so much shit when he must have known how badly the project was going.

Vito is lazy and fat. He probably gave it no mind until suddenly he remembered (browsed Kiwifarms) he said he’d release the whole thing. And like a fat lazy retard with a deadline for his homework assignment he turned in what he had and knew his retarded cabal of never released comics assured him he’s doing the right thing and they’d back his play.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

How does this tub of lard sustain himself? EVS I can imagine has to work and has a family despite being fat & retarded, but this pedophile has what goal in life? His parents probably help him, I'd imagine. That and paypig money who don't know any better.

 

[Strix454]

Superkiller to me seems derivative of Kickass and a whole lot of things from the late 2000s including Scott Pilgrim and (as someone else mentioned) the boys. Everything about it is just boring and unoriginal.
I would expect that the black and white version will probably the only one produced. Vito will just pocket the shipping and publishing money promising that the comic will come out someday.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

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Vito's CalArts avatar has the same shape of mouth. I'm gonna guess he can only draw in that style, so the artist based it off of his mockup.

It is pretty creepy looking, though, you're right. Looks like the teeth and gums are gonna extend out like in Alien.

Vito doesn’t draw the comic and Cal Arts mouths don’t look anywhere near as freakish as Superkillers art

 

[Fleetwood]

Vito- is the real reason you don't make this video that you don't want people to point out that Charlie was able to make 5 issues of his comic while you have been failing to complete one?
Issue 1-5 here: https://globalcomix.com/c/godslap

Even fucking Chris Chan could complete a comic you fat diddling sped.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

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Is this supposed to be an author self insert?

MEDS. NOW.

 

[Gangster Talk]

The Boys is annoying as hell for many reasons, partially because of the witless attempts at social commentary and partially because it squandered a good concept, but the part that drives me up the wall is how much they've overplayed the gag with the Aquaman character fucking fish. It never really was that funny, imo it would have been much funnier if it was ambiguous but strongly implied. But if it was ever funny, it's been beaten into the ground so badly that there is no more material to extract from it. Holy SHIT we get the joke we don't need extended side plots every season about how The Deep is in love with a fish, cheating on his girlfriend with a fish, wants to have a threesome with a fish, etc etc etc

So naturally in Vito the Pedo's blatant "The Boys" ripoff the first thing he does is make a "Aquaman guy fucks fish" joke. Were I not explicitly hate-reading this, this would have been grounds to drop on the spot.

 

[sillybillyguy]

Christopher the disgusting Pedo should have tried to write something genuine before attempting some kinda meta commentary.

But he can't do anything genuine because he's a bitch who wants to fuck kids.

 

[Cursed PBD]

Christopher is by far the most pathetic individual I've ever had presented to me, and I wish I never knew of him.
He has failed once again, same as ever. SUPERKILLER is out, at its peak and is not good/competent on any production front (aside from maybe the lettering which is bare bones and unimaginative, if digital then nevermind). That's it.
Make no mistake ISOM was objectively/measurably incompetent and creatively bankrupt as well, and SUPERKILLER is only a miscalculated continuation of that very particular, low effort, parasitic YT grifting scheme. These people are non-artists, and everything they do (poorly) is in bad faith. The Us versus Them, independence versus The Big Two psyop is over half a century old, was bogus from the jump and SK conceptually exists for no other reason than opportunistic greed, personal gain at the expense of very gullible, mostly well-meaning strangers.
In this thread there's a pic of Chris holding scratch-off lotto tickets, and how fitting. Be it gamble, buffet or self-serving-scam this sad-sack-of-shit is always looking for the fast and easy way out. It's not worth it. SUPERKILLER is derivative of Garth Ennis' Hitman, The Boys, Kickass, whatever else, it's plagiaristic even (as mentioned, and to start things off Meteor Man with the Whataburger logo lmao). Christopher has no ideas, only dead end tropes and unhumorous gags. He's never been a funny guy (see standup and skits, can't get a laugh clean), so it's no wonder he went the capeshit route instead of something more personal and direct. Hell, even a simple comic strip or series of editorials comics would've most certainly been better than what we have now.
In fact, it's gotten so bad that Christopher has again for the umpteenth time resorted to threatening to off himself if no one okays whatever he's doing, if his book isn't regarded as an 8/10. Routinely weaponizing suicide for attention, $upport bumps and leniency will not cut it, and I hope his enablers wake up. Bootleg Ozempic side effects and endless excuses, please. Everything this demented retard says is a lie. Don't be naïve. This is not a serious individual (fake radio person voice, loli enjoyer, flagger, dresses like a toddler, self-admitted toddler luster JK LOL). These aren't real people like you and me, and no Chick-fil-A coloring book looking thing or corporate type trinket he shills out will help him skip the line. You may or may not like the newest Deadpool movie, but Vito thinks his nonexistent book will be greater. Because he knows better Lmfao

 

[Thrym]

" I'm not sure if it was Josh or someone else in this thread who first said it, but it really is true: Superkiller comes across as something written by somebody whose only real life experience is consooming pop culture."
so it comes across like vito does normally

 

[Fleetwood]

Superkiller to me seems derivative of Kickass and a whole lot of things from the late 2000s including Scott Pilgrim and (as someone else mentioned) the boys. Everything about it is just boring and unoriginal.
I would expect that the black and white version will probably the only one produced. Vito will just pocket the shipping and publishing money promising that the comic will come out someday.

Add to derivatives the movie Super (2010) where Ellen (now Elliot) Page really wants to be a superhero sidekick.

TLDR of @Cursed PBD We need total youtuber comic book death with Vedo dying first.