Closing Logos Group / CLG Wiki - Spooky scary TV logos! (NIGHTMARE FACTOR)

[Jungle Princess]

I find this fan base fascinating.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I find this fan base fascinating.

Nice 4 month necro

 

[woowie queen]

since someone necroed the discussion, the clg wiki is still dealing with the cokeburst cpt logo? or it's old news now? (i hope the second)

 

[Bluey]

I heard of that site and it briefly mentioned in someone's rant video on Dev-CatScratch. What is the affinity with logos and people anyway? Brings back some memories of Ben the Loony barking about the Animal Planet Logo and Pepsi logos being changed.

 

[Super Collie]

I find this fan base fascinating.

Thanks for the bump, now I feel like I'm obligated to track down and put together more content for this thread.

I heard of that site and it briefly mentioned in someone's rant video on Dev-CatScratch. What is the affinity with logos and people anyway? Brings back some memories of Ben the Loony barking about the Animal Planet Logo and Pepsi logos being changed.

IMO, it has something to do with the shapes and colors. Most classic era TV logos are very striking with their composition, like PBS, Viacom, and Screen Gems for example. They're memorable and easy/short enough for someone with a disposition to obsess over things to pick up and "collect".

The one thing that gets me though is how many autistic people are averse to change, and TV logos do not remain the same. Contrary to how you might imagine this would play out, people go to great lengths to document entire "logo histories".

 

[Trilby]

Thanks for the bump, now I feel like I'm obligated to track down and put together more content for this thread.



IMO, it has something to do with the shapes and colors. Most classic era TV logos are very striking with their composition, like PBS, Viacom, and Screen Gems for example. They're memorable and easy/short enough for someone with a disposition to obsess over things to pick up and "collect".

The one thing that gets me though is how many autistic people are averse to change, and TV logos do not remain the same. Contrary to how you might imagine this would play out, people go to great lengths to document entire "logo histories".

Imagine these people getting degrees in some Graphic Design field that way!

 

[Jungle Princess]

Awful lot of cringey logophilia admissions in this thread. Looks like this thread hits a little too close to home for some Kiwis? I can't say I was expecting that, how strange. Anyways, time for another Logophile Spotlight; today's person blurs the line a bit, but he's obsessed with classic television so I say he's "close enough".

Logophile Spotlight: Erik "MGHSHour" Mokracek

Buckle up, today's spotlight is a weird one that's going to take us to places you probably don't want to go. That's fine, just keep the windows rolled up and don't make eye contact with anyone, because it's time to enter the world of "MGHSHour".

Erik Mokracek is a 34-year-old (as of 20 October 2014 according to his Wikipedia page) resident of New Jersey who's obsessed with classic television, the American shopping mall circa 1980, and childrens' cartoons. Specifically, in regards to classic television, Mokracek is fixated on old game shows; in case you are wondering, his screenname "MGHSHour" is an abbreviation for "The Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour" which was on the air for literally less than one year in the early eighties. Mokracek is the owner of the fictional classic television channel Classix. "We're at our best, with Classix."

Currently, Classix has 136 subscribers on YouTube.

Clearly, Mokracek is a fellow with all the trimmings of someone who's not all there. Get out your bingo cards.

Classix, Inc.

(Note: This VO was done by someone other than Mokracek.)​

Classix is perhaps what Mokracek is most well known for, and that's saying a lot. Classix is a fictional television channel that, by my best guess after research, would theoretically air nothing but old game shows. That and, well, old toy stores and malls? I apologize if I am doing a poor job explaining, however one of the things that Classix, a television station, is apparently able to do is revive shuttered toy stores. Here's a "revival trailer" for Kiddie City, a store that went belly up in the early nineties. Also, Classix is capable of reviving dead radio stations too, because fuck you that's why. At Classix, we're at our best. Damnit.

Classix is in direct competition with TV Land for viewership, apparently, so Mokracek put together not one but two promo spots advertising his channel over TV Land using the "Sega does what Nintendon't" catchphrase. As we say in the television world, "Classix does what NintenTV Land".

Also, Mokracek's station apparently caught the attention of others in the past as the comments on this sing-song "we've got it all" promo show. It's worth noting that apparently Mokracek has either had multiple channels or has deleted some content at one point as mirrors have cropped up for videos not listed in the MGHSHour account.

Classix, Inc. Original Programming

(Excerpt from The Emmy Show.)​

The shows that air on Classix can only be described as a literal god damned nightmare. The clip above is an interview between Emmy (from Dragon Tales) and Christopher Reeve... post horse riding accident. This excerpt from The Emmy Show will be the longest and most uncomfortable six minutes of your life, I guarantee that, and what's worse is that there are still three more parts of this bullshit.

Classix, where we're at our best, proudly presents the following original programming for your viewing pleasure:

• Ash Ketchum Feud (Part 1, 2, 3)
• The Candy Vault (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
  
• The Child World $100,000 Shopping Spree (Part 1)
  
• Classix Action News (Part 1)
• Digimon: Tai's Date (Part 1)
  
• Don't Sit Down (Part 1)
  
• The Emmy Show (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
• Fun House Halloween Day (Part 1)
  
• Gambit (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
• Hollywood Squares (Part 1, 2, 3)
• Jackpot (Part 1, 2, 3)
  
• Jason (Part 1, 2, 3)
• Penny's Mall (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
  
• Sale of the Century (Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
• Sandy's Best Halloween Adventure Ever (Part 1)
  
• Scrabble (Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Strike It Rich (Part 1)
  
• Tic-Tac-Dough (Part 1, 2)
• Toy Talk (Part 1)
  
• Trick or Treat (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
• Trump Card (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
  
• What's Your Play? (Part 1)
• Winning Streak (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
• You Bet Your Twinkie (Part 1)
  
• You Can't Do That at Wal-Mart! (Part 1, 2)

Bumpers, Idents, & Commercials

Mokracek has uploaded a ton of crap to YouTube. Most of these videos are idents and bumpers that understandably would accompany the programs aired on Classix assuming that they existed in some tangible form. He also uploads commercials for various things, the video above is probably my favorite one.

There are a ton of others, however, so here's a hand-picked selection of some of my personal faves:

• Birthday Jason Productions (that fucking hat)
• Cherries and Cheese Appliance Repair
  
• The Christy Show Intro (that fucking microphone)
• The Christy Show Promo ("SHE'S A HOT LITTLE GIRL")
• Classix 60 Second Promo 2011 (imagine this as a pyramid scheme sales pitch)
• Classix Shopping Summer Bash Promo (this is like a Tim & Eric sketch)
  
• Dink The Little Dinosaur Yahoo Group Promo (starring Charles Barkley)
  
• Dragon Ball Z Percentage ("99% of kids watch Dragon Ball Z")
• Erik's Tribute to Molly Hale
• The Fruit Snack Channel Ident
  
• Hanna-Barbera Power Rangers 1972 (check the Voice Actors section)
• Have A Seat Max Productions
  
• Lance Chip Thunder Potato Chips Commercial (the video used up above)
• The Little Girl Bear Who Wanted Friends Sponsor Promo (dat cherry pie tho)
  
• The Little Girl on Dragon Tales is Sandy Sweepstakes (nine hundred quadrillion dollars)
• Little Miss Sweet Tooth Productions ("WHERE AN WENDLESS HALLOWEEN BEGINS")
• The Molly Hale Fan Club Intro (Card Sharks)
• Molly Hale Tribute #2
• Penny Rants on Trashy TV and Other Things (simply beautiful)
  
• Pokemon Ruby-Spears Spoof 1987 ("SUPERVISING SUPERVISION")
• Tai Speaks on Lowering Prices and Toll Charges
  
• Tazman Channel Trick or Treat Promo ("TRICK OR TREAT ALL THE TIME")
• Willy DuWitt on Junk Food ("I LIKE TO ATE ATE ATE CAIKIES AND PATAYTAY CHIPS")
• WFLD Molly Hale and Friends Promo (okay maybe he has a chair fetish)
• WKBS Sit Down With Emmy Promo ("THE BEST THING IS I HAVE 7 CHAIRS IN MY ROOM")
  
• WRTB Ident 2009 (aka the famous "chili" ident???)

Classix, Inc. on The Web

Everyone still with me? Fantastic. We haven't even looked at the Classix website yet. Forget everything you've just read and seen because it only gets worse from here: Erik's Mokracek's Game Show Saloon / Classix

If you can make it through the mess of broken links and 403 errors there's a lot of bizarre content all over the place with a heaping helping of that creepy "web rot" that affects the functionality of old sites as their code is deprecated away and the content said code references is deleted or moved. There's more here than it may seem, so I'll provide some of the more "interesting" pages here.

First things first, let's just cut straight to the BIOGRAPHY page. He's unemployed (to the surprise of literally no one I'm sure), but he aspires to work in the toy department of a store. Honestly, I appreciate the sincerity; there's a certain childlike wonder about toys that this guy never outgrew and now, even though he's well into his thirties, he just wants to work in a toy store.

Much like a certain lolcow we all know and love, Mokracek obsesses over friends of his that were female in nature. Further down the biography page is a detailed list of every single time his friend Kimberly visited him. There's also a KIMBERLY PAGE worth checking out where we find out that when they met, Kimberly was FUCKING SIX YEARS OLD.

By the way, once you're done vomiting check out the SANDY PAGE to read about a girl who was as young as three. He also has links to pages for girls named Britnee and Courtney, but they are 404 links. He also has AIM screennames and email addresses named after them. Makes his obsession over Molly Hale kinda fucked up now, doesn't it?

Fake Edit: I found the COURTNEY PAGE after doing some URL guessing.

I'm sure we all need something to bring us back into reality. How about we take a good long gander at the FRIENDS PAGE? At first, I thought the two question marks that appeared was some kind of meta humor that came about from web rot, but then I scrolled down and saw a bunch of Dragon Tales pictures, so that kind of tied everything together for me. For all I know, his only friends since the show's debut in 1999 have been Max and Emmy. Except for, you know, when he was banging kids.

Speaking of banging kids, here's a link to his idea for a TICKLE ME EMMY DOLL. At first I thought this was yet another page that had deteriorated leaving only a picture of Emmy as some kind of sick joke. Surely, you're thinking the same as well. Do me a favor. Open that page up again, hold CTRL, and press A. I'm so sorry.

Dragon Tales is something that Mokracek is extremely fond of, let's just address the elephant in the room. For posterity, here's the Classix DRAGON TALES PAGE. There's nothing particularly entertaining here, just the fact that the show premiered in 1999 and he was apparently still in high school at the time. Having been born in 1980 that would've made him 19... so either he failed a grade or was held back or possibly started school late due to development issues.

Everything Else Too Short for a Section​

There's a lot I wanted to cover in this post but I feel like this has gone on for far FAR too long. Here are three final things I wanted to share that weren't significant enough to warrant their own sections.

Grammy-Winning Pianist​

Inexplicably, in the middle of his rambling on about game shows and kids he's stalked, Mokracek expressed a sincere desire to play the piano. He even made up a page about it (PIANO PAGE). Apparently, he is able to actually play the piano and makes references to playing for various places around town. He also wants to win a Grammy award and is convinced that you get "a gold medal" and "$5,000" for doing so. I'm not so sure the Grammy's work that way...

The highlight of this page is the phrase "as many pianists know, a piano can be played without electricity or batteries". Fantastic. A runner up would be the fact that he wants to name his debut album "Friends Walking Piano Cake".

I've been informed from an insider source that his hit single "Walk Walk Chair Sit Emmy Toy Channel" was leaked, you can hear an exclusive cut here. [Warning: Jump scare.]

Mokracek's Make-Believe Game Show Schedule​

Originally I was just going to ignore this page because it looked like yet another string of random drivel but then I noticed something slightly off. All of his make-believe game shows have the most amazing names. Below are some of my favorites, you can see the rest on the GAMESHOW SCHEDULE PAGE:

• Who Wants To Be A Luxurious Dragon Tales Fan
• Dragon Tales Potato
• Press Your Luck Until You Die
• It's Your Chance To Eat On The Bus
• Tickle Man
• The Prize Is Rigged
• Touch The Fire - The Interactive Game
  
• And my absolute favorite... Jeoparsmart

I will admit to you with complete sincerity that I would watch the fuck out of all of these.

The "Shopping Quest"​

Also like a certain lolcow we all know, Mokracek has a Quest™ of his own. Unlike Chris however, Mokracek funnels his desires into consumerism and relishes in the days of his youth where he'd spend all day at the mall buying crap. Some time around January of 2013 he became overly nostalgic about this period of his life and posted a video talking about his plans to buy old PS1 games. This in turn segued into a tribute to PS1 games. This then turned into a whole ordeal about what he'd buy and where.

This led to another tribute.

Four videos into this mess Mokracek finally realized "holy shit I'm on a quest or something" and posted a video titled My Shopping Quest Since January 4 1999. (Similarity to a poem from our favorite lolcow unintentional but noted.)

Then one more tribute.

Let's take a look at how that quest is going by consulting the VIDEO GAME PAGE. Wow. 21 games, including the million-seller Need for Seed 2. Wait a minute...

In Closing​

I don't really know how I feel about MGHSHour. In closing I'd say he's definitely 16 bits shy of a Super Nintendo, but his obsession not just with kids' cartoons but the actual kids from them rubs me the wrong way. There was a lot that I dug up which set off my Chris Hansen alarm, and he seems to have a weird mindset around "sitting next to" girls and how much they like to walk. I guess in a way it's equal parts sad and disturbing.

I mostly became captivated with this person because his love of Dragon Tales hits a bit too close to home for me. My hubby, whom I am a few years older than, was also in high school when this cartoon came out and he's also a huge fan of it. This might sound silly (or sad if you're an evil person), but he and I once went to one of those live stage shows of Dragon Tales and he considers it one of the best things we've done together. Reading about MGHSHour is kind of like a window to hell regarding the other kinds of people who are "too old" to like this show.

Mokracek apparently responds to people who mess with him, and was uploading videos as recently as 3 weeks ago, so there's a decent chance he'll say something to you if you leave comments on his videos. I wouldn't recommend doing so.

I leave you now with the legacy of MGHSHour:

• A post on a tape trading website from someone Mokracek apparently screwed over.
• Mokracek asking about Pokemon fruit snacks and catching flak from the community.
• Another post, this time about salad. Note the post by "Habunake".
• An exhaustive (and hilarious) list of song parodies he has written.
• A YouTube playlist he made... of children farting.
  
• His LiveJournal.
• The Wayback Machine's archive of The Molly Hale Fan Club website.
  
• YouTuber "fatmanfiftythosuand" mirrors and makes fun of an old Mokracek video.
• "The Best of Mokracek" compilation from rjaguar3.
• A mirror of Mokracek singing to the theme of Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour.

[ Notes: The more I typed up and worked on this post the more I realized that this may do better as its own thread, or possibly maybe even in the Pooh's Adventures thread. Not sure though, but I wanted to post this anyways because I had put a lot of work into it; it just kinda started ballooning out of control the more I dug. I hope you enjoyed it! I will admit I am slightly paranoid that I rambled too much and deviated too far. ]

What's on his chest in that picture?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What's on his chest in that picture?

A coconut bra, I think. Yeah, nasty.

 

[Meowthkip]

Imagine these people getting degrees in some Graphic Design field that way!

Unfortunately, they're the wrong kind of autistic.

 

[Trilby]

Unfortunately, they're the wrong kind of autistic.

True.

 

[BlueChan]

So while this thread is still relevant, I found out that Erik Mokracek got some attention on TV Tropes:

• Fandom: Various, largely game shows, Dragon Tales, Pokémon, plus network ident bumpers and retailing
• Synopsis: Mostly bumpers for fictional TV networks of his own creation; sometimes fictional game show episodes involving his favorite characters
• Comments: All of the bumpers are garish text on an ugly background with a single character from a desired franchise and a stock bumper music. His idea of an interesting network would be something like "The Mall Channel" or "The Fruit Snack Channel". Other videos are just nothing but characters going to shopping malls or stores, and laboriously detailing what toys they bought there (one set of videos consists of nearly an hour of slowly scrolling, typo-filled text!). His game show episodes consist of nothing but still images of the appropriate characters and typo-laden run-on sentence captions, with inane questions such as "What is the most favorite snack in the USA?". His choices of game shows to recreate are bizarre, ranging from obvious choices like The Hollywood Squares and Family Feud, to forgotten fare like Bargain Hunters (supposedly an Old Shame of its host, Peter Tomarken) or Break the Bank (1985). He has been on YouTube since at least 2009 and has literally hundreds of videos, but the quality has not changed a bit.

 

[Super Collie]

I'm tempted to make a proper thread on Mokracek just because of the volume of content he's produced, but I feel like he's Aaron McCluske II, and we all saw how well that one panned out.

 

[BlueChan]

After a bit of snooping I discovered the Wiki's "Hall of Shame". Frankly, I feel like you need to read the whole thing to get the full experience.

Spoiler: It's pretty long, but I swear it's worth it

This is the official public blacklist of the Closing Logo Group. Those whose names are on it are forever banned from participation in the Closing Logo Group.

• Shadeed329, real name Shadeed Aquil Kelly - Disrespect, treason, threatening CLG Wiki and Wikifoundry staff members, desecrating the name of the Closing Logo Group, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• DLCOrganization, real name Daddylion Chandell - Power tripping, treason, threatening CLG Wiki staff members, desecrating the name of the Closing Logo Group, espionage, conspiracy to commit espionage, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• John Coffey, real name Arize Okeke - Racism, treason, threatening CLG Wiki staff members, desecrating the name of the Closing Logo Group, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• Logoboy95, alias 20thCenturyFoxLover, real name Austin Alexander - Infospamming, logo theft, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• AngryBirdsFan2003, real name Jacob Blankenship - Logo theft, perjury, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• CLG handle unknown, alias 217Dan, real name Dan Bickner - Serial logo theft and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• OK Films Inc, alias disguiseuser18, alias logoguy22, alias logohelper44, aliaslogosuperguy56, real name Richard Overfield - Harassment, impersonating Wikifoundry staff members, threatening CLG Wiki staff members, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• TigerMario2002, real name unknown - Disruptive behavior, falsifying logo finds, video theft

• Indycar, real name Ryan Holman - Power tripping, unnecessary and redundant editing habits and disregard of orders from the staff

• Ninh Nguyen, alias Thuan Duong, alias HermanandKatnip2, alias TeamUmizoomiFan, real name unknown - Vandalism, bribery, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• caidinloveslogos2000, real name Caidin Johnson - Vandalism, rewriting the entire history of The Caidin Film Company to suit his ego, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• thehugetvfan, alias ShawnKingston, alias VHSGuy1993, alias VHSWillNeverDie, real name Phillip Hatfield - Behaving like a staff member without authorization and disruptive behavior

• TimYeiLogoCollector, real name Tim Sun Yei - Disruptive behavior, treason, falsifying logo finds, desecrating the name of the Closing Logo Group, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• Rod1014, alias Rodster1014, real name Rodney Jenkins - Agenda-based infospamming

• palmercomm, real name Greg Palmer - Treason, espionage, taking advantage of the Sony hack to advance his own agenda, desecrating the name of the Closing Logo Group, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

• NakedTarzan01, alias CatscratchGoAnimateDVDDude01, alias Gordon Quid, real name Tom Nouchet - Serial logo thief, falsifying logo finds, perjury, and other high crimes and misdemeanors

Glad to know they dealt with NakedTarzan01. God knows what havoc he could've wreaked upon the community, what with his logo thievery and "other high crimes".

 

[dunbrine47]

So that's what went down in Sperg Court recently.

 

[BlueChan]

So that's what went down in Sperg Court recently.

In other news, not only is ryanasaurus0077 (who flipped his lid over the Cokeburst debacle some time back) still actively involved in drama (see here and here), he was apparently a moderator the whole time.

Kind of makes everything he'd said before even more pathetic in hindsight.

 

[Super Collie]

After a bit of snooping I discovered the Wiki's "Hall of Shame". Frankly, I feel like you need to read the whole thing to get the full experience.

Glad to know they dealt with NakedTarzan01. God knows what havoc he could've wreaked upon the community, what with his logo thievery and "other high crimes".

God DAMN, that's some top tier autism.

I love the username "CatscratchGoAnimateDVDDude01". I can't think of a single website where you'd be able to use it, it's too long.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

God DAMN, that's some top tier autism.

I love the username "CatscratchGoAnimateDVDDude01". I can't think of a single website where you'd be able to use it, it's too long.

And yet, here we are, on one of the most spergtastic wikis in existence.

In other news, not only is ryanasaurus0077 (who flipped his lid over the Cokeburst debacle some time back) still actively involved in drama (see here and here), he was apparently a moderator the whole time.

Kind of makes everything he'd said before even more pathetic in hindsight.

So he wasn't demoted after the "Cokeburst" debacle why? Hell, why wasn't he booted off the site completely?

 

[BlueChan]

And yet, here we are, on one of the most spergtastic wikis in existence.


So he wasn't demoted after the "Cokeburst" debacle why? Hell, why wasn't he booted off the site completely?

I think you know why.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think you know why.

Still, you'd think given his behavior, he'd be deemed too autistic for the site.

Then again, I'm talking about people who think logos are srs business.

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

The only logo/bumper I've been scared by is that British "Beware of Illegal Videocasettes" with the voiceover. I'm okay with the "We want you to enjoy this video as much as possible!" version Disney has.

I've got to admit, that Logos from a Dream page on the from page is surreal and sometimes hilarious.

Here are some highlights from this page:

On my TV, I remember seeing the 1993 Tristar logo. It was in 3-D and it was coming out of my TV. It creeped me out a little and I turned around and I saw "666" sketching in on my bedroom wall. I was creeped out

When I was about 6 or 7, I had a dream where I was watching We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story in my living room and I was at the part just before "Roll Back the Rock" where Louie and Cecilia were looking at each other romantically, but all of a sudden the "Coming Soon to Home Video" bumper from the 1992 VHS of The Rescuers came on and I was so scared that I jumped up so high that my head came through the ceiling and poked up through an upper room.

In a dream i had earlier, The 1986 WDHV logo plays, but Mario replaces Mickey and says "WARNING, DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO!" so loud, and when the wand forms the logo, it says "YouTube Poop Home Video". Then the rest goes like a YouTube Poop.

So I was watching the Hotel Mario cutscenes and at the end, a blue (The same shade as XP's Windows Movie Maker version) background but this time it said THIS CUTSCENE CAN BE ONLY PLAYED WHEN YOU PINCH WENDY'S PENNIES. And some subtext appeared saying GENESIS ACTUALLY DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T. Then it looked like poop that came over my screen, shaped like the DiC logo, with Satan killing the screen and then, the Tails doll from Sonic R came up and burned down my house.

1/19/2012 Update: Last night I had a dream that Yoshi and I were about to see The New Looney Tunes Movie (fictional movie, so don't go find a showtime for it!) at the Merrie Melody Jellystone Stadium 10 theaters in Woodhaven, MI. The 2010 Merrie Melody Theaters policytrailer appeared. Afterwards the Warner Bros. Pictures logo appeared, then for some reason Tom & Jerry ran into the camera room and knocked over the projector! Then a silent 2004 Merrie Melody Theaters policyappeared, then these words appeared: "Movie not found. We are sorry. This screening has been cancelled until further notice". From this point on everything was funny randomness! Snoopy tripped over the projector and crashed through the glass onto the auditorium floor, then Kamek came in through the broken glass and teleported me (and Yoshi) to the concession stand where I saw: Penelope Pitstop being held hostage by Iggy Koopa, then Red Green came in and saved Penelope; all three Powerpuff Girls flying out of the arcade, then a Wiggler entered and then left with Penelope, Charlie Brown appeared and kicked a football that was on the ceiling, then the dream ended!

In my opinion this next set of dreams has to be the funniest one!

I had a dream where I was watching Garfield & Friends, I expected the 20th Television logo at the end, but instead, the TCF Television 1960 logo played in colour! I danced to the theme, because it sounded more beautiful than ever! Then the THX Moo Can logo played, but Tex was replaced by Arlene! I saw a logo called MGM Animated Entertainment, with Leo at the top... just like the Rankin-Bass Animated Entertainment logo! I watched Top Catwith my petIckis, at the end, the Turner Program Services 1993 logo played, then Warner Bros. Television played. A Castle Rock Television logo played, then the Viacom "Wigga-Wigga logo" played. Keegan Strain Productions proceeded it, then Jaybird Films played. We saw Fred Flintstone smoking a cigarette on a "Turner Adult Cartoons" logo, and then Leo from the No More Ladies trailer smoking a cigar. On Johnny Bravo, the Cartoon NetworkStudios logo played, but Ickis noticed that this variant had the ViD mask trying to scare Johnny, then the MGM 1928 logo played and then the Nickelodeon Box ident. It stormed and rained, Dish Networkhad it's Complete Signal Loss thingy: But here were the listings:
1. To be doomed by the ViD mask, press 5.
2. To kill turkey, press #
3. To watch TV, watch ViD mask for 10 hours.
4. But Wait! you can't press 3 because it's broken!
5. Call Dish you idiot to fix this problem.
T-Bone & Razorpressed the 5 button, and me & Ickis got scared. But we changed the channel to TCM then changed it back to Boomerang, on Boomerang, they played PPG with the DiC logo and the CiNAR logo at the end. Me and the Fire Ickis went to bed at 10:30pm.

2. I had another where I bought my pet Fire Ickis, we watched SWAT Kats together, but at the end insted of the Hanna-Barbera logo had an extremely funny video, ViD mask started screaming and singing "I LIKE FOOD! THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN FOOD!" and the logo was completely sped up. Then the Klasky-Csupo logo appeared, but he said, "HEY LOOK! IT'S FRED FLOON-STEEN!" followed by Pinchface singing Figaro's Aria. The Enterprise clapboard logo was replaced by Dexter saying "Welcome to Enterprise home video, please be sea-" Dee Dee interuppted him saying "HI DEXTER!!!!! Ooooooooh! What's this pretty logo do????" Dexter said "Don't press that! It'll scare the viewers!" *CLAP* Dee dee screamed and said, "EEEEEEK! MOM! DEXTER'S GOT A SCARY ENTERPRISE HOME VIDEO LOGO!". It was followed by Bubbles and Blossom getting scared of the Closet Killer. But hey, no Buttercup. Then it cut to a Cow And Chicken episode where Chicken laughs at the V Of Doom logo scaring Cow. Thundarr destroyed the SSF, WillWill45 was glad, Sealab 2020 had a shark scare away the S from Hell from Penelope Pitstop, which caused Hong Kong Phooey to accedentaly kill the Warner Bros. logo! The Warner logo had a headstone... but top Catkilled the Zoooming H-B logo from scaring Tom & Jerry.

I was watching the entire season of "Fairly Odd Parents meet Smallville" on my Maxell 1997 VHS, while recording on to my 1995 Maxell UR 90 Minute Tape with Johnny Test, Timmy Turner, Spongebob Squarepants, Clark Kent of Smallville, and of course Sonic the Hedgehog, Suddenly, the 2012 Nickelodeon logo and Timmy Turner, and of course Smallville character Chloe Sullivan waves their arms and Timmy yells "HOLD IT!" the record needle scratches, Chloe said "If you think we all ended that way? Well, we'll have to rewind the tape and see what the real problem is." Timmy said "If you like to find out what the problem is, press rewind on the remote control." I press rewind on the VCR remote control, and hit play and suddenly, the 1993 Barbour/Langley Productions logo played in Warp speed. After it all ends, the videotape fades to black and after a second of silence, Johnny reads the screen saying "Reminder, the stunts in this movie were performed by Professionals or under the supervision of professionals. So, for your safety and the protection of those around you, Do not attempt any of the stunts you've just seen in this film." Then the 1995 Paramount Logo fades in and fades out. I hit the stop button, and rewound the tape all the way. Timmy looks at me and said "That's It?" Johnny smacks him in the face and said "OF COURSE THAT'S IT! NOW GET YOUR LITTLE FANNY OFF OF THAT COUCH AND GET READY FOR BED! YOU'VE GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW!" I looked back and I was like "Hey, You're right!" and ran to my room and got into my pjs and put on the 2001 VHS entitled "Scary Movie" and went to sleep with another Smallville Character, Chloe Sullivan and Clark joined me in.

was at home watching a DVD copy of "The Fairly Odd Parents meet Johnny Test" when Suddenly, the entire Warner Bros. Logo morphs into the logo from the Snakes and Arrows CD (Rush's 18th studio album) and suddenly, the camera pans into the band performing the song The Main Monkey Business. All in one take, the song was being tuned a half-stepped down. I ended up jamming to it and banged my head with the drum track. After it ends, The rest of the movie plays normally. When the movie ended, the 1984 Warner Logo kicks in, and suddenly Timmy Turner waves his arms and yelled "HOLD IT! STOP EVERYTHING!" The record needle scratches (from a conversation on the song "Earache My Eye") Johnny walks in and said "WHO'S IDEA IS TO MAKE THIS LOGO PURPLE?" Timmy said "I don't know! Maybe it's the crew's idea to make it purple." Cosmo and Wanda join Timmy in and Cosmo said "If they turn it into purple, next thing you'd know the whole movie turns into people." Johnny smacks himself in the face and said "OKAY, LET'S JUST END THIS MOVIE ALREADY!" and the logo returns to Normal. After 23 seconds of the black screen, the close-up of Vicky standing in the back view and Johnny pushes Vicky and said "WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? THE MOVIE'S OVER, YOU TWITS!" then he smacks the camera and it turns to static at the end of the movie and suddenly, The 1985 MGM Logo plays normally. Timmy and Johnny gave a sigh of relief and said "Whew! It's over" and we fade out.

One dream I had the other month ended with a bizarre ident for the aforementioned Retro Disney Channel. My dream abruptly changed from me at a convention and suddenly an announcer said that Disney Channel Gold was every 90's (and early 2000's) fan's dream. Then it showed a strange cartoon involving a Sylvester the Cat lookalike being told by his owner not to harass the little baby chicky (who was a Tweety Bird lookalike itself). Not-Sylvester then tried to whack Not-Tweety with a broom anyway, and then suddenly, the graphics went crazy and Hannah Montana's "Party In The USA" song began playing before the announcer said: "Tooney Lunes" (Leems Segit) airs at 4:00e/12:00p on Disney Channel Gold!" Then it showed the Disney Channel Gold logo with Not-Sylvester inside as Not-Tweety walked by. Not-Sylvester reached for the birdy, but then Not-Tweety suddenly transformed into Ridley (from Metroid) and roared at him. The he turned into a little gray kitten and trotted away. The confused look on Not-Sylvester's face matched the one I was making when I woke up a few seconds later.

But then I had one rather surreal dream where me and my friends were on some sort of treasure hunt where we kept getting clues from none other than the Klasky Csupo SSF itself. (Everyone referred to as Casey here, hence why I gave it that name). But the weird thing was, whenever he finished talking to us, he did his old logo routine, the difference being that his eyes merged into onebig black eye. Creepy. Anyways, the clues took us to a strange mall where Casey (the SSF) told us we needed to transform into different peoplein order to find the treasure. (I don't remember exactly who I turned into, but I think it was my grandma. Very weird...) I went into a bookstore and found a bunch of books that had the Pinchface, the VID mask, and the Viacom V of Doom on it, when we discovered the treasure, which was some sort of Chuckie Cheese's type area. We went in, where we went back to normal and ate cheeseburgers with Casey while watching some sort of bizarre educational video with Donald Duck in it. At one point, Donald was menaced by the Neon Mickey Of Doom in space, which for some reason caused him to turn into a baby. After that, I woke up.

Last night I had a weird dream. First, me and my pet Fire Ickis were watching TV, and suddenly it started to rain. The Gracie Films logo appeared on TV, but after the Shush Lady said "Shhh", the logo completely froze and rusted! So me and Fire Ickis moved to the family room to watch Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!. But right in the middle of the episode, it cut to the Stretch Filmslogo, it played again, and again, and it got faster and faster. It went so fast that the NBC Laramie Peacock logo appeared. The VID logo played but the VID mask turned into The Wizard Of Oz. He said, "I am Oz, the great and--". I turned off the TV. Something funny started to happen. The TV turned itself back on. It had a cute little show where the V of Doom, the S from Hell, and the Flashing WGBH logo had their own puppet show. The V puppet said to the WGBH puppet, "Hey S from Hell, how many stupid WGBH logos does it take to go to the bathroom? Just one, YOU!!!!!!". That got WGBH so mad, he turned into the 1972 WGBH logo. V and S got so scared, they got very crazy like the Muppets. Fire Ickis started laughing so hard. Than WGBH turned the TV off. The dream ended after that. ODD!!!!

Nickelodeon Box Bumper (1993-199

The face was singing "Disco Band" by Scotch. When the song was finished, the face faded out. Mickey then appeared on the box, saying "That was a good song, Mr. Face!".