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"I remember this logo when I was one minute old in 1999 I had good times in the '90s! totes '90s baby here! the logo scared me and made me shit myself but I love it! Here's my youtube video with the same logo repeated over and over again with different Windows Movie Maker effects applied to it!"

I might have already said this, but I asked what's so scary about the Screen Gems "S from hell or something like that", and the replies were all "BECAUSE IT IS!". Even they don't know but they still say it's scary.
 
The only logo/bumper I've been scared by is that British "Beware of Illegal Videocasetted" with the voiceover. I'm okay with the "We want you to enjoy this video as much as possible!" version Disney has.
Heh, recall the US tapes during the late 90's started to get those types of warnings thrown in past the usual FBI statement we've had since the 80's.

"I remember this logo when I was one minute old in 1999 I had good times in the '90s! totes '90s baby here! the logo scared me and made me shit myself but I love it! Here's my youtube video with the same logo repeated over and over again with different Windows Movie Maker effects applied to it!"

I might have already said this, but I asked what's so scary about the Screen Gems "S from hell or something like that", and the replies were all "BECAUSE IT IS!". Even they don't know but they still say it's scary.
I still think of this award-winning short...

Even when I saw the S from Hell stuck onto later episodes of Donna Reed, it didn't scare me at all.
 
The 80's United Arts logo raped my father and killed mother! Don't know how but it did!
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Someone crafted that steal monstrosity with his bare hands!
 
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The only logo/bumper I've been scared by is that British "Beware of Illegal Videocasetted" with the voiceover. I'm okay with the "We want you to enjoy this video as much as possible!" version Disney has.

I've got to admit, that Logos from a Dream page on the from page is surreal and sometimes hilarious.

Here are some highlights from this page:









In my opinion this next set of dreams has to be the funniest one!
...What the hell were these guys smoking to imagine this kind of shit?
 
Heh, recall the US tapes during the late 90's started to get those types of warnings thrown in past the usual FBI statement we've had since the 80's.

Aside from that infamous "You Wouldn't Steal a Car" being on several DVDS I saw, but didn't own (Banyard: The Original Party Animals and the Sound of Music), I never saw any ad like that.

...What the hell were these guys smoking to imagine this kind of shit?
I guess that a majority of these dreams were made up to make the users sound funny. In fact, I put a part from one of the funnier ones in my signature (the Dish Network one)
Also, here's another additional dream that is silly and more fucked up than the other ones.
Fascinating how this page makes you remember your strangest logo dreams, even from when you were younger. The earliest logo dream I can remember (That wasn't a Klasky Csupo SSF nightmare) was from when I was eight where I was watching a VHS of Pooh's Grand Adventure. It started normal, but in the middle of a preview for one of the Beauty and The Beast movies, it abruptly cut to a "Coming soon to ownon videocassette" ident. The letters were white and Comic Sans Serif and over an animated background of a park with cartoon characters on bikes, roller skates, and scooters passing by with the voice over for the Disney "Whoosh of Doom" CS2OVHS logo. It then showed a preview for a bizarre...thing that involved people exploding into rainbows or pizza, eating each other, and other insane things. (Idistinctly remember that it ended with Bugs Bunny about to bite into a giant carrot, only for Bugs to suddenly transform into an orca and the carrot into a giant ice cuberight as he bit into it with enough force to break all of his teeth except for two which pierced through his snout. Ouch.) Then it cut to anadvertisementfor a store which had videos and greeting cards for everything. If I remember correctly, the voice over was something along the lines of: "We know you like Disney videos, so we opened a store near where you live so you can get every video and greeting card that's Disney." (An obvious lie, as I saw VHS's and cards for several Nickelodeon shows as it showed you around the store). Then it cut to the "Feature Presentation" Ident which was a watercolor painting of a New York-type at night city animating like the watercolor Nickelodeon Studios logo from the 90s as the voice over from the 2nd version Disney "Handwriting" FP logo said "Thanks for joining us for this special preview..." like usual, but with an awesome, lower pitched, majestic version of the same logo's music as the words "And now, Our Feature Prensentation" in a computerised font appeared like someone was typing them in. I was unable to see the feature presentation as I woke up before I could.

This website also reminded me of a series of videos on YouTube where Pokemon figures scream at supposedly scary closing logos that's still on there! The first video was so ridiculous, I laughed so hard until my stomach hurt! I don't find either of the Klaspy Cuspo logos featured in the first two videos (as well as the other logos) scary because I grew up watching Rugrats and The Wild Thornberries which had these logos! I remember that after the SSF Klaspy Csupo logo, the Nickelodeon logo with kids laughing would play after it. Here are three of these videos!
 
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