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Someone has gotten a hold of Patrick Tomlinson's high school transcripts. This is significant because Pat is a contributor to the Science Channel and touts himself as an authority on science - specifically space travel and jet propulsion systems, to the point that he gives presentations at Sci-Fi conventions criticizing Elon Musk for being 'full of shit'.

Despite all his bragging about his intelligence the transcripts revealed that Pat failed every high school math and science class. He's a published author but failed high school English many times, he finished with a C- in English during his senior year.


Everyone has known that Pat is a pants shitting retard for a long time, but today we got a legal document confirming it.
 
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This might be of interest, Daryl Davis, the black man known for convincing KKK members to leave the Klan by talking to them was on Tim Pool's show last night and proceeded to call everyone a racist in an angry tirade when they disagreed with him. Nick Rekieta watched the interesting bits and commented on them. It's a rather shocking thing to see and probably made a lot of people lose respect for the guy, very black pilling:


Post where Nick cover's it:

Post to original Tim episode:
 
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Kim’s flipper baby with no kidneys was born and died in the Sammiverse today. She lived a little more than an hour.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/samantha-violet-bushart-and-the-sammieverse.46142/post-11843303
(NSFW, photos of dead/dying super premature baby)

Edit: doctor fished the died-in-February twin out at the same time.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/samantha-violet-bushart-and-the-sammieverse.46142/post-11844539
(NSFW, extremely graphic, very dead baby under the spoiler)

Tongues out, little ones. You will never know how much better you have it this way.
 
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Louis Gagliardi, the furry grifter who suicide baits and abused his dying cat for pitybux, has just underwent one of his biggest meltdowns yet, and all because he got caught lying in an argument about superhero movies.

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World famous revenge pornographer Ethan Ralph had more Skype DMs leaked to Cog (of all people). To avoid having to watch a Cog stream to see the DMs, a kind kiwi screencapped all the convos here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-exclusive-skype-leaks-on-backwards-internet.118588/

I'm only posting this here is because Ralph literally confirms almost every suspicion/assumption Null had around Ralpth knowing hes going to die soon and just wants to fuck and party until he dies from vomiting black blood (litterly). Also Faith calls Meigh a "Clout Horse" nonstop which is pretty funny.
 
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Noted internet crazy person and serial domestic abuser and rapist Alex Knapik-Levert (a man who has been banned over 150 times on SomethingAwful, costing him $10 each time) has discovered his near-dead 2-page thread on the farms and his demands to take it down and incomprehensible schizo reeing have resulted, at time of writing, in it quadrupling in length in less than a day. His meltdown is ongoing, should be a fun ride.
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Bumping this to say that a week after Alex decided to schizopost on his inactive 5-year-old thread, it has now jumped by 50 pages. Some of the highlights since then:
-Claimed Anita Sarkeesian plagiarized her master's thesis by copying it from him
-Sending death threats to random kiwis
-Claiming he has the "holiest penis in all of Christianity"
-Declaring his 342-page manifesto didn't discuss rape a single time.
-When it is pointed out that the manifesto mentioned rape 175 times, Alex declares his manifesto is actually a comic book.
-Claiming everyone on Kiwi Farms is now on a sex offender list, linking to a website that catalogs DMCA takedowns as "proof"
-Assuming everyone on Kiwi Farms making fun of him is trans.
-Schizoposting about this forum and his ex on Twitter, then immediately denying it's his account.


It's rare to see a Skitzocow active in their own thread for this long, so it's absolutely worth a read if you like this kind of crazy:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-knapik-levert-dare-ispsychiatryascam.30409/
 
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DIdn't really see anyone on the forum talking about this but a Cryptocurrency called Terra (LUNA) is down 99.999% from a few days ago. The official reddit is locked from new posts, the official discord is shut down, the blockchain was halted 2 days ago and now they are discussing rolling back the blockchain 5 days. Billions of dollars gone. It had just hit it's peak of $119 in April and now it's worth $0.00002. It was the biggest "Stable Coin". And I think that company FTX that you see on brave ads all the time and even title sponsors a NBA arena was a pretty big holder of LUNA

 
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The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
281: Show his goddamn face around there ever again.

For those not in the know, the SCP Foundation was spawned from the creepypasta fandom through many posts on /x/, detailing a mysterious organization that documented and contained anomalous items and entities. Eventually, a website database of these documents was created, and regulations were put in place to prevent Mary Sues and edgy Jeff the Killer clones.

Recently, one of the most prominent writers and "faces" of the (very insular) group was ousted for multiple types of sexual harassment, which had taken place over a four-year period.
 
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The first letter after Chrises return to CVRJ has been posted online. Transcript is here, too big to quote.
MajorBlasski454 said:
Here it is, anyone want to transcribe the 10 pages of pure autism? (archive)
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
To save your brains and eyes, here is TL;DR
  • Chris calls incest leaks "false" and "test of our faith" and that "there was nothing beyond souldbonding", so he is claiming that he didn't fuck Barb now?
  • Not going to talk about his two months in a looney bin, which means they were obviously rough.
  • Claims that we are all going to die and only he can prevent this, suuuuuuuuure
  • Spring is so cold this year because "It's a cold day in Hell"
  • COVID was a test too and "Sockness cursed country with it"?
  • WW3 WAS CAUSED BY THE NEW GENERATION OF MLP AND WE ALL MUST STOP HASBRO
  • Tells some fact about Barb, like her cat being killed by a donkey and that she never masturbated in High School :suffering:
  • Barb had "five (epic) fail relationships before Jerry and Mister C", those men were all selfish and didn't "care about her pleasure"
  • Barb married Bob because "he owned the house".
  • Says that Barb was caring, but distant and manipulative.
  • CLAIMS THAT AFTER HE TOLD HER ABOUT MIA HAMM, BARB SAID "I WOULD'VE HAD SEX WITH YOU MYSELF, CHRISTIAN", YEAH, SURE
  • Says that he told all of this shit about Barb to his lawyer.
  • More commandments, the only worthy mention is "now is not the time to make any LOLCOW pages on anyone, who doesn't have them already".
Now I need a kerosene shower.
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