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[Stupidface]

Sean Patrick Kraese aka Quantum Kitty aka Valence the Deer: Faggot, former marine, furry-stalker, and zoosadist located in Maryland, who was already facing six charges for fucking dogs, is now facing six more charges that are almost identical to the first six, due to a judge letting him out on bail to live with and be supervised by his mother; a local government employee.


The difference this time? This time the court revealed some of the charges were for brutally killing small animals for pleasure. Previously, it was only suspected this was the case due to the language of the charges filed against him and his admitted history of sadism. He denied the validity of all previous charges loudly online.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Annoying zionist comedian Micahel Rapaport made a silly skit parodying people who call him a paid propagandist for Israel by "leaking" a negotiation with his puppetmasters, as if each word he uses has a different price. Jackie lacks the IQ to grasp humor when it doesn't have a laugh track or applause = agree. She proceeds to make a thread about how he got EXPOSED!!!!!

Fatrick orbiter Jackie Singh is in the midst of a psychotic meltdown that started when leftist "comedian" Michael Rapoport uploaded a joke "leaked" video to X where he is "caught" taking Israeli money for taking points.

Jackie has determined this to be an authentic video and is threatening anyone laughing at her stupidity.

 

[Seafarer]

In a Cow Crossover, libertarian schizocow Karelyn Borysenko made a livestream covering Nick Rekieta’s drunken pillstream:

https://www.youtube.com/live/hMq5qMOIOQs

(Direct link because the video doesn’t want to embed to the Farms for some reason).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ethan Ralph owner and editor of the failed podcast “The Killstream” has been approached by Mexican locals to “invest” in a restaurant in downtown Merida. Ralph fled the US for Merida to hide from lawsuits and doesn’t speak the language

Someone is trying to convince Ralph to buy a restaurant in Mexico. This will be a spectacular failure if he can even afford to get started.
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[JesusChristDenton]

A George Floyd biopic is in the works with family approval.

 

[lol cow supreme]

BossmanJack Update:
FishingBros stay winning as Austin has finally done a fishing stream!

It may have been missed with all the Rekeita updates, but BossmanJack has also been entertaining a new friend, who's staying with him in the crack den!

Meet Justin. JAustin, AJustin? Not sure on the celebrity couples nick name just yet!

He even sealed the deal by giving him a pair of his personal Yeezys!

 

[Harm]

Aaron Am Hole of STMS has actively turned on Nick Rekieta live on stream, and while he isn't revealing everything he has already exposed Nick Rekieta for abusing MDMA and cocaine, among other damning details.

He has also stated he will go on Kino Casino (possibly as soon as tonight), and Aaron has admitted he is now actively reading the Kiwi Farms.

EDIT: He's outright impersonating Nick on cocaine now.



Credit to @sum ting wong for the screenshot.

 

[Seafarer]

A former mayoral candidate of Tallahassee, Florida, has been arrested for the armed robbery of a Dollar General:

 

[Random Internet Person]

Mark “Grummz” Kern, former Team Lead at Blizzard turned Figure Head of the #FreeStellarBlade Gooner Gamer Uprising, has accused Nick Calandra, former Editor in Chief of The Escapist and current cofounder + EIC of Second Wind, of using his Discord server to not only discredit Grummz, but also dox Grummz and his family:


Screenshots and discussion here

MOD EDIT:
For some added context, Nick has openly criticized Kern's current game project, Em-8ER, of essentially being a scam, with him believing that Grummz is a grifter with a history of failed gaming ventures post Blizzard. Earlier today, Grummz insisted on a liveshow that he's been a constant victim of stalking and harassment, and thatNick + his company's channel Second Wind (where Yahtzee now hosts the new Zero Punctuation review series under a different name) should be deplatformed:

Kern’s freakout on Side Scrollers was pure comedy. Dude is castigating Nick for looking into his company’s address which turned out to be his home. How the fuck would Nick know that? He doesn’t know Kern’s address and I’m certain he didn’t pay $20 to a data broker beforehand (Kern kept bringing that up).

Kern also freaked out when he saw Nick’s tweet in reference to the drama, complaining that “he doxed me again!”. He also wants the Discord and the Second Wind YouTube channel taken down for this “harassment”.

Kern is absolutely playing this up as a martyr, claiming it’s an attack from the woke as a deflection from whatever revelations Nick could find about Kern’s businesses.

 

[AltisticRight]

Eric July, Black Christian comic man wished a million dollars and subsequently makes it decided to clear up some gay disinformation from Balldo & Juju co.
He would PAY to have Balldo institutionalised admitted to rehabilitation.


Balldo's LOCALS simps took this as well as you imagined.

In an expert move, Eric dunks on Juju and his surrounding simps such as EVS, Vaedophile, and Riley.
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Alex Stein attempts an intervention. Balldo at 40+ with ODD allegedly, do you think he will take it well?

Discussion begins here.

Balldo's lawyer Randazza attempts comedy.
(This was from last year, whoops!)

Archive | KF

EDIT: He's outright impersonating Nick on cocaine now.

Aaron claims that him and Balldo did MDMA, colloquially known as ecstasy. Funnily, these are also called molly and MANdy (solid crystal form).
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Breaking! Balldo has completed a LOCALS stream, this is his first stream of the month, and the first out of his promised 14. With 8 days to go, can he fulfill his promise?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

The Joe Biden Campaign has now admitted that they suck at making memes and have decided that they are hiring a "Meme manager" to help get those new hot dank memes to rope in all those Gen Zers who are pissed off at him for banning TikTok. So if you want to have the Biden campaign be represented by spicy memes like this:

you can go and apply on this page.

https://www.daybook.com/jobs/2rHtXwfxDRngtQQ7c

Read more here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/biden-campaign-to-hire-meme-manager-as-president-struggles-for-support-from-young-voters.191863/

 

[lol cow supreme]

BossmanJack update: THE HONEYMOON IS OVER!

Just moments ago, tensions got high while BossmanJack was playing on his Guests Old School Runescape account (his is locked out and he cant get in). Austin threatens his guest, in what can only be described as an act of domestic violence, threatening to physically harm while implying the roof over his head is in jeopardy. This is exactly how most thought he would act in a real world conversation.
I wont even make you go to the thread for this one (or sit through a super long post) Trigger warning: Domestic abuse vibes

Right after this clip he went off stream to his "be right back message" when he came back a few minutes later, Justin was gone and he started doing a typing speed test pretending nothing happened.


BossmanJack:Update-JUSTIN HAS BEEN KICKED OUT

In what I can only call a fit of crack-head paranoia, Justin has been kicked out by Austin after Austin was ranting about potentially losing his $14,000 a week stake.us deal, and turned his attention on Justin calling him a rat and kicking him out on stream.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-18416144

This could be an ongoing development in the BossmanJack thread. Stay tuned!

 

[doodoocaca]

JOHN FREE, FORMER AIR STAFF, ACCUSED CHILD RAPIST, FUCKING KILLED A PEDOPHILE NAMED JOHN BARR, WHO WAS CAUGHT BY A GROUP CALLED SOYFIP



John Free, former staff at Academy at Ivy Ridge, featured in the documentary called The Program, who was accused of serial rape by an anonymous former student, has been charged with the murder of a local man who was found dead last week.

The survivor Facebook group notes that John Barr has connections to AIR staff, besides being a known, Hansen'd pedophile.

Who got owned by a group called "SOYFIP." Lol.

Link to an archive of the dead man's Hansening

 

[Shlomo XL]

Regulars of the Kennel Club chat have succeeded in stacking a TRIPLE slur tower in the profile comments of resident deviant, Desmond is Amazing's mother's cunt-guard, pink triangle wielder and overall arrogant retard, @❤️ Rivet ❤️.

Discuss here.

Update: We now have a confirmed REGGIN' (link), a second FAGGOT (link) and an attempt at interference!

 

[skunt]

LTT/Linus Tech Tips have put out a tweet regarding the investigation spurred by claims of sexual harassment and other things they were accused of a couple months ago.

discuss here - the post has screencaps. twitter

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Something new for the Beauty Parlor:
Primink, a pretty sizable Commentary/Tea Channel, has released a follow up video 4 years later regarding Lillie Jean and her batshit mother, Laur Trueman, sending all kinds of spam, takedown notices, and intimidating messages to get videos covering their shady activity removed from the Internet. Said shady activity includes a history of using countless sock puppet accounts to harass channels, numerous threats of litigation, throwing around baseless accusations of their critics being child predators, and paying people on services like Fivver to write phony puff piece articles about Lillie Jean being a prominent star, despite not having any notable experience in the entertainment industry.

Spoiler: More screenshots

The Farms gets a very brief cameo with a few old comments being shown from Laur and Lillie Jean's thread back in 2021 (1:44).

 

[Pedophobe]

After being diagnosed with a kidney infection, spat on by a camel, swimming in a dubiously hygienic pool and taking an unplanned break from social media, deathfat Chantal Sarault has emerged and she is really sick GUIZ.

 

[AltisticRight]

Fat lolcow Jack Scalfani watched some video on selling AI-generated art on Etsy. Etsy is a platform similar to eBay, riddled with AI-generated rubbish.
After more than half a year, he's made a total of 2 sales. One includes that horrible $5 cookbook purchased by a hate-watcher. He's made one sale after.

Because his low effort AI rubbish amounted to nothing, Etsy is a huge scam.


He talked about ripping off people while he puts up AI generated rubbish.
Store archive

Why isn't anyone buying these master pieces? They should be displayed in Le Louvre.

 

[Pizdec]

The Justice department, along with 30+ states are filing an anti trust suit against Live Nation, the company behind TicketMaster, claiming it to be a monopoly with the demand that it be broken up.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

DemonMama (Twitch Faggot), a streamer who shares a large portion of audience with Keffals (massive faggot), held a long-ass stream denouncing Keffals where they revealed that Keffals recorded a discussion with Jack Saint (Breadtube faggot), and sent the audio to his editor to edit it “decepitlvely to make it sound like Jack was being abusive on the call,”. ( @Punished Neco quote.)