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lol cow supreme said:
BossmanJack:Update-JUSTIN HAS BEEN KICKED OUT :lossmanjack:

In what I can only call a fit of crack-head paranoia, Justin has been kicked out by Austin after Austin was ranting about potentially losing his $14,000 a week stake.us deal, and turned his attention on Justin calling him a rat and kicking him out on stream.
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Justin is currently live leaking DMs with Bossman, he has so far confirmed that:
  • Boss is a crackhead, constantly hears voices and is super paranoid, having accused Justin of saying he will steal his followers despite not having said anything and then threatened to beat him up.
  • Constantly smokes crack, sometimes snorts lines too
  • Spends $400 everyday on crack (If true that's $146k a year)
  • Borrowed his car to drive to get crack 10 TIMES IN A DAY
  • In the 3 days he was there Boss slept like 4 hours
  • Bossman thinks that he is autistic and that he got hit in the head from behind with a rock while carjacking and was left for dead by his carjacking friends, he still suffers from pain to this day
  • Room filthy as fuck, hair and mold everywhere, janny swept it up!
  • HE HAS NO TOOTHBRUSH AND DIDN'T SHOWER AT ALL, smelly, Justin has a spare toothbrush but Bossman refused it
  • Threathened to kill Justin for supposedly sabotaging his Stake deal
  • Wanted to check Justins pockets for weapons or to see if he stole his gold
  • There were mystery red spots on the ceiling, Bossman has no idea where it's from
  • Threatened self harm if Justin didn't bring him to his crack dealer
  • SMOKES CRACK OVER 100 TIMES A DAY
  • Ratdad was very friendly and likable, Justin could tell from the look in his eyes that he wanted to beat the shit out of Bossman, whereas his mom was the enabler
  • Bossman gets random nosebleeds due to all the coke snorting he's done, now mostly smokes crack "because it's healthier"
  • The dog Trapper was friendlier to him than Bossman
 
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NICHOLAS REKIETA, HIS WIFE, AND APRIL HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(Archive courtesy of @3MMA )
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled

Aaron Imholte is live right now
 

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Let's begin with some good news. Balldo is about to reach 450k subscribers on YouTube.
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Wait, never mind.
AltisticRight said:
Balldocoin in freefall. Rekieta Law finally reached the milestone of 450k subscribers on YouTube! For the second time, no less.
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Actually, good news. He might be able to reach 450k for the third time.

Juju the Cow finally admitted defeat after egging Balldo on to drink more and do more drugs, and get drunker. He is such a good friend.
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This is the level of Juju's comedy.
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Juju the Cow would like to wear the medallion housing the demon known as Magi-chan. Let's hope he doesn't disappoint.
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Discussion begins here.

Ethan Oliver Ralph, who absconded to Mexico leaving the country his daddy Ronnie gave him is out for some truffles.
Balldo and Gunt buried the hatchet a while ago under the authority of Juju for the common good, fuck that damn Josh Moon and the pesky Karen Kiwi Farms.
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Ethan Ralph claims he tried to help Balldo in private. I don't believe him.
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He is now selling low-effort rubbish slave labour merchandise featuring his friend's demise.
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If you feel sorry for Balldo, remember that he threw everything away for these "friends".
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Megan Fox, one of Balldo's "friends" who likely did nothing to stop this spiraling blames us for this event. Apparently the Kiwi Farms are to blame when alcoholics sniff cocaine, bang escorts, and gets arrested.
Rent free.

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Who needs enemies when your friends are Juju, Vaedophilie and Ethan Ralph?

A round-up of Bingo cards, thanks to @Chibitzen for making these. Forth uncompleted (by design) card was my own.
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Aaron Imholte has revealed the Couch Story
Not Who You Think said:
For Interested Parties: The Couch Story

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TL/DW: After doing drugs at Aaron's house (without clearing it with Aaron), and then being told never to bring drugs to the house ever again, Nick brought a lockbox full of drugs to Aaron's house and even left a bullet of cocaine on the couch where Aaron's kids were playing.
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@Useful_Mistake has obtained the incident report: Possible Child Abuse, The mandatory reporting means that it wasn't done by KF or Aaron but perhaps by a clergy member
The Sheriff's office gave me the incident report upon request:
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18427149
The incident was possible child abuse:
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Nick has decided to represent himself and his wife, for now at least.
He is handcuffed and suffering from maximum scuff. DT's on clear display.
*Slight edit, one charge was for greater than 25 grams of coke or meth which is fucking insane for personal use.
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Bail is set at 50k but they can put up the house for bail. His conditions are drug screenings, which he will fail.

I will update when Kayla is on.
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Same charges, which we already knew. (this bitch is fucking wrecked with constant sniffles, definite nose based drug damage and drainage)
Also 50K bond with the same request to avoid drugs and alcohol.

EDIT* Apparently it is either 50K each or they can do what is known as an OR bond, Own recognizance, in which they would both get out "free" but have to be subject to drug testing and supervision.

Either way, Nick is royally fucked. Enjoy prison, child.

Further updates as this shit is all moving faster than Janke or the fart queen.
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It is also worth mentioning that the hotwife didn't even need to appear and is already out. She 100% rolled on the Rekeitas. Will she run back to her cuck husband that can't satisfy her? Will she sneak back into the Rekeita household? Who fucking knows! Stay tuned and get some speed ready so you can try and keep up with all this shit while you emulate the life of a famous lawtuber!

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They have both bonded out today, which bond they dicided upon, IDK. I leave everything else up to future posters.
 
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