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[Harm]

Max "mrgirl" Karson, best known for being Vito Gesualdi's best friend, has reached a desperate new low in order to keep his content creation career relevant. He's turned to interviewing actual convicted child molesters about their crimes, making jokes about their abuses of children (as seen above).

Come discuss one psychotic Jewish man's eternal crusade to become the ambassador of pedophilia.

 

[Sangue e terra]

Katy Perry is now an astronaut and just returned back home to earth, with an all-female "crew".

Thread for the article

 

[Dull Pencil]

KIWI FARMS Community Doom Mapping Project No. 2!
Kiwi Dreams.


One day the Ooperator wanted to do science. He took random kiwi shitposters and connected them to a dream reading machine. Unfortunately, this caused every single one of them to fall into a permanent coma. Even worse, the nightmares may soon break free. A gigantic CONSENT ACCIDENT is threatening the fabric of reality. Billions will die! As the only able-bodied bird left, you've been called back to the KF laboratory to undo as much damage as possible.

It is finished.
-Download Here!-

-SCREENSHOTS-

​

 

[four]

4chan has been hacked by a sharty user.


Screenshots of janny dashboards have been leaked, as well as the imageboard software source code. The hacker claims to have email, username, and hashed password data of all the jannies.
Discuss:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/4chan.37222/post-21099886

UPDATE: THE EMAILS AND USERNAMES OF ALL JANNIES HAVE BEEN LEAKED: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4chan.37222/post-21100152

 

[Red flaming panda]

4Chan jannies are currently being phonebooked as we speak

Join the conversation: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21100692

 

[AltisticRight]

Can you stomach bestiality pornography where a pig monster called Ethan Ralph with flabby gunt skin porks some brown Latina teen? Wait no more.


Lock up your sharp objects and firearms before clicking: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pig-face-ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-21098590

 

[Red flaming panda]

Another update on the 4chans hack. It appears the entirety of the secret /j/ board has been posted onto a catbox link

Link to the archive here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1465#post-21102168

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Lolcow LLC filed a second motion to dismiss in Russell Greer's case against Kiwi Farms, arguing inter alia that it is improper to consider time travel and its effects in a Contributory Copyright Infringement case:

Post in thread 'Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)'

Monday at 9:20 PM

• Useful_Mistake

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(don't shit the thread up, and stay on topic)

 

[Red flaming panda]

Another update on the 4chan hack. After hours of waiting, OP has finally released the 4chan (aka yotsuba) source code.

Link to the archive: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1468#post-21102686

 

[D_Tractor]

Kingcobrajfs claims that the Gofundme he set up for the family of his late friend Walt to pay for funeral expenses was hacked by his Youtube trolls to frame him for embezzlement and all the money is gone.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-21099862

 

[Breadbassket]

"Russia’s mysterious “Doomsday” radio station UVB-76 has just broadcasted four cryptic messages in the span of 24 hours". They appear to be codes and orders to Nikolai, Ivan, Elena, Olga, Boris.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The ultimate 4chan leak has been contained in one post

Post in thread '4chan'

Tuesday at 2:09 PM

Spoiler: Autistic Archiving

http://deviantart.com/classystiles
https://trello.com/alexstrange1
https://myspace.com/andrewstrange
https://open.spotify.com/user/classystiles
https://pinterest.com/humaneityy/
https://wattpad.com/user/classy_stiles
https://youtube.com/channel/@humaneity8809

https://archive.fo/Pb5un

https://archive.ph/Rvdsv

https://archive.ph/l72YA

https://archive.ph/3NlD5

https://archive.ph/ui5Np

https://archive.ph/Ay3Rz

https://archive.fo/dbiKk (Youtube channel deleted)

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[Jobama]

4chan has officially responded to the site’s hacking.


Discuss the collapse of 4chan here:

Post in thread '4chan'

Tuesday at 4:34 PM

4chan just tweeted?

https://x.com/4chan/status/1912242601102844078

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[thhrang]

#GamerGate Never Dies: Due to the recent 4chan hack and the releasing of all IRC conversations, it has been revealed that the moderators of the site knew that Zoe Quinn slept with journalists the entire time, but still banned GamerGate conversations.

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/4chan.37222/post-21112175

 

[Mos]

A new member has joined Fallenchungus' thread, claiming to be a former friend of his.

Hello all, I was a close friend of Fallenchungus. AMA

Not kidding. I was Frank's tard wrangler for over a year. I'm too trusting. It took me way too long to realize that he just NEVER LEARNS.

I was on the team of all of his retarded roblox battlegrounds games and FNF mods. God bless all of the devs that he ripped off.

After struggling to stay anonymous and avoid doubleposting, the user shared enlightening information about Fallenchungus aka datsmojo aka Francis Benditt, such as:
• Francis being in a relationship with someone who was "15, turning 16" (further speculation: this might be the 13 year old girl Francis met at a psych ward almost 3 years ago)
• Francis acting mostly just as an ideas guy for his Roblox game, while the team had to deal with constant changes, scrapped work, and never getting paid
• @fallenchungus' wrangler having to pay the team out of his own pockets because Francis couldn't (and then him pocketing all the money)
• Francis living off disability checks with half of the money going to rent and the rest most likely to DoorDash where he has VIP status due to frequent food orders

Even with the screenshots provided, I suggest taking them with a pinch of salt, starting here.

 

[neger psykolog]

DarksydePhil has recently grown tired of being showered with thousands of dollars in exchange for reviewing fast food items. Late last night (at gintweet hours) DSP tried to hype up his fans with a secret riveting new idea for his "predominantly male" viewership.

To move on from "DSP tries it" he has expressed interest in experimenting with reviewing something new - cologne. He has toyed with the idea of calling it "DSP smells it". Upon announcing his intention to review cologne to his audience many of his viewers reacted negatively:

"If you don't like it suggest something!"
I didn't realize it was my job to come up with shit for you to do pal.

In typical fashion DSP ignored everyone and called them morons - in the clip below he can be seen reacting to one viewers suggesting that he experiment with "DSP tries it: playing in traffic"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-21111358

How and exactly why cologne reviews would appeal to his audience that are primarily literal wheelchairs users or his equally disabled "detractors" is unknown at this point in time, but reactions in the detractorverse have been muted:

Who the fuck under the age of 40 wears Cologne, based reviews to your gaming audience there Grandpa, do you want to review fine china, magazines, and other items that signal you are a boomer as well. Here's an idea retard, review some video games.

Discussion starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-21109235

 

[Vect]

HBO has confirmed the casting for some major characters in their upcoming adaptation of Bitch Queen of the Galactic Trannycaust and children's book author J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series.

American actor John Lithgow (The World According to Garp, Terms of Endearment and The Crown) as Professor Albus Dumbledore.


English actress Janet McTeer (Tumbleweeds, Albert Nobbs, and The Menu) as Professor Minerva McGonagall.


English actor and comedian Nick Frost (Spaced, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz), who has already had to disable his social media due to 'backlash', as Professor Rubeus Hagrid,


Polish/Irish stage actor Luke Thallon as Professor Quirinus Quirrell.


Welsh comedian and actor Paul Whitehouse (Harry and Paul and The Death of Stalin) as caretaker Argus Filch.


And, yes, English/Ghanaian stage actor Paapa Essiedu (I May Destroy You and Gangs of London) as Professor Severus Snape.


https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dumbledore-and-others-are-cast-for-harry-potter-tv-series.217252/#post-21111583 | Posted by @KiwiFuzz2
Rowling Derangement Syndrome Thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/rowling-derangement-syndrome.144468/page-475

 

[Rux]

Nick Hazelbaker, AKA Nicholas Federov or Proxima64, who's most known for his 3D YouTube animations in the mid-2010s, being involved in Reiko's Trap Harem, and potentially grooming a minor, has deleted his Xitter and YouTube videos.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nick-h...orov-misato-dx4-proxima-64.7624/post-21101025

 

[Breadbassket]

In an update to the 4chan hack situation, Soyjak Party users have apparently figured out which staff were responsible for moderating each of the site's boards.

 

[Desire]

Eka's Portal, one of the most depraved and disgusting pornography sites to ever be featured in the Kiwi Farm's Community Watch Board

Has hosted a 20th Anniversary event, and are asking for donations. With intentions to make new upgrades to the site