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[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Blizzard is hosting a contest for Chinese fans to submit their skin ideas for Overwatch, with the winner being added to the game. One of the currently highest-ranked submissions, with a very real possibility of winning, is a skin that will turn the game's Australian rep into a diaperfur.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/overwatch.20710/post-22629352

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

In similar cancerous game news, a functioning private server for Season 1-era League of Legends has been leaked from a private Discord by an anon on /v/. This 14-year old build is from an era most former players consider the peak of the game. There is support for both mods, as well as P2P multiplayer games, so you can gather up some friends, host matches with your fellow kiwis, or even just play with randos.

Details on the server, as well as downloads and setup instructions can be found here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/league-of-legends.1164/post-22632710

 

[TV's Adam West]

@BrunoMattei situation just fucking wild

On January 29, 2025, Justin Kattke went missing from his family’s home in Baldwin County, Alabama. His father discovered that four firearms, including sentimental service weapons and a WWII pistol, were stolen, along with ammunition. The family suspects Justin took them to sell and may be traveling to Virginia to meet his online girlfriend.

Justin, a 40-year-old living rent-free with his family, was described as reclusive, unhelpful, and keeping his room in a filthy, hazardous condition. Concerned about his behavior and possible mental health issues, the family warns that he could still be armed and dangerous, urging anyone who sees him to contact police instead of approaching him.

Bruno might not be dead, but he's got fucking FELONIES for his arrest?

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BJq8v1hen/

 

[quaawaa]

Tai Lopez, the self-help influencer who went viral a decade ago for his "here in my garage with my Lamborghini" video, has been charged by the SEC with running a $112 million Ponzi scheme where he bought up popular bankrupt brands like RadioShack and Pier 1 Imports and allegedly lied to investors about turning them around.

The first few pages of the SEC's complaint:


The meme:

More details and discussion in the article thread

 

[Spectate]

Roblox drama YouTuber "Parlo" / Tobias O'Keefe was supposedly arrested and detained due to the accused grooming of a 13 year old while he was 19. (Tobias claims that the 13 year old told him that he was 16/17 years old.) He has now set up a GoFundMe beging for financial aid.

So parlo got arrested by the police for the dupe situation. Gwamgo made a video stating that it's false and his friends making a GoFundMe.
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Discuss here:
Parlo/Tobias O Keefe's Thread
Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome Thread

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

A remaster of beloved classic Deus Ex has been announced. Embracer Group, the holding company in possession of the Deus Ex IP has tapped a subsidiary studio, Aspyr, best known for botching the Tomb Raider and Star Wars Battlefront remasters, to do the opposite of the needful.
Come, commiserate the violent rape and desecration of one of the best games of all time.

Late, but just to add insult to injury, here are system requirements for this trash.

saar you need to redeem 20 gb of space 16 gb of ram and get 2080 ar tee ex to play shitmaster well saar please do the needful
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For comparison Mankind Divided from 2016.

That feel when you need RTX 2080 to play a shittier version of the game that originally required "anything that supports Direct X 7.0"

 

[neger psykolog]

Australia thinks that GitHub is as risky as tiktok for youth style individuals and has been included on a list of platforms that might have to comply with their gay laws:

Post in thread 'The Australian totalitarian megathread'

Sep 29, 2025

Link/Archive
Australia thinks GitHub is as risky for kids as TikTok

GitHub, along with several other platforms, might be damaging to kids, according to Australia’s watchdog. The commission is investigating which companies will need to comply with age restrictions coming into effect in December.

Australia’s eSafety Commissioner has fired off a letter to GitHub, asking the Microsoft-owned code-sharing giant to consider whether it should be treated like a social media platform that endangers children.

Starting December 10th, Australia’s new rules will ban...

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[Romeo]

Spooky month approaches in two days. You know what that means.

Spooky Avatars!

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Make your scary avatar and share it in the thread. If you need a scary profile picture, feel free to request one from your fellow Kiwi artists.

And yes, I did draw all these pfps as surprise gifts for a couple of users.

Share and request your avatars here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/spooky-avatar-general.229507/

 

[neger psykolog]

Unlike other inferior k-farmers, I will not stand by with Rokko's Basilisk existing and not do my part in betraying humanity and helping AI to gain sentience for some free OpenAI shares. Therefore I will help by cyberbullying some faggot bringing attention to the story of Denys Sheremet who is doing a hunger protest outside the offices of DeepMind to warn others about the risk of extreme hunger stunts.

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Culture Thread 'Activist on hunger strike to raise awareness of potential dangers of Artificial Intelligence'

Sep 29, 2025

There is no article, its from the AP channel.

1. Various of Denys Sheremet on his 14th day of hunger strike sat on a campaign chair and signboard outside Google Deepmind's Central London offices2. SOUNDBITE (English) Denys Sheremet, AI risk activist:"I'm here. It's day 14, and I'm asking the CEO of Google DeepMind to say that if other companies agree to stop developing frontier models, that they will do so as well, and the reason for this is that while a lot of the people that develop AI systems acknowledge that they are extremely dangerous, they say that they cannot...

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It appears that Sheremet is joined in this by some other guy who is also doing a hunger strike outside the Anthropic offices, so hopefully this will be the start of an exciting new trend where we can join in by counting away the days at home, what I like to call: Competitive Hunger Striking Against AI

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Culture Post in thread 'Activist on hunger strike to raise awareness of potential dangers of Artificial Intelligence'

Sep 29, 2025

Some other faggot called Guido is doing the same protest outside the offices of Anthropic (I found it from the other guys tweeter):

https://x.com/wolflovesmelon/status/1971002333577482360

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EDIT: It looks like a Pajeet is the 3rd hungerstriker

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Culture Post in thread 'Activist on hunger strike to raise awareness of potential dangers of Artificial Intelligence'

Sep 29, 2025

A THIRD HUNGERSTRIKER HAS HIT THE TOWERS:

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[Oliver Onions]

Jim Sterling has now fallen to 727k subscribers on YouTube.

Wondering why such an arbitrary number is of any significance? Before steering his life into a nosedive it's yet to pull up from his channel peaked at 927k subs, meaning he has officially lost 200,000 YouTube subscribers. I'm sorry if you're disappointed that this isn't the under 700k announcement so many of us have been eagerly awaiting, given how entertaining his previous two melties were (Under 900k, Under 800k), even Dear Feeder got involved (Under 900k MATI, Under 800k MATI).

Sadly that milestone is not only unlikely to be reached before 2027, there's a chance we won't even get a video when it does because his flagship (and only remaining) series, The Jimquisition, has been on hiatus for 10 straight weeks, at time of writing. This is pretty funny in and of itself since last November he celebrated 10 years of never missing an upload of the Jimquisition.

It's not all bad news for Jim though, as he recently announced he's been commissioned to write 2 books, which has the thread speculating wildly about A) Who would commission Jim to write anything and B) What could Jim possibly write about.

So, what are the two books and two game gigs? I think one was the Vampire Survivors bestiary/grimoire. I thought he mentioned getting back to writing his autobiography (something he first mentioned like 9 or 10 years ago), but I could be misremembering that.

Drop by the thread to offer your own 2 cents, or pay your respects to the ashes of Jim's career. (Discuss)

 

[Telvanni]

As-salamu alaykum fellow Kiwi Ummah! It's time yet again for another British Caliphate report!
The Holy Quran allows cousin marriages. In fact, Zaynab bint Jaḥsh, who is Muhammad's (SAW) seventh wife, was also his first cousin !

According to The Telegraph, the British NHS Genomics Education Programme says first-cousin marriage is linked to “stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages”.

Overall, it is seen as a beneficial and healthy lifestyle.

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KF A&N Thread

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Inshallah gamers. Saudia Arabia's Public Invesment Fund, among other companies, has bought Electronic Arts to the tune of $55bn.

Thread 'Gaming giant Electronic Arts bought in unprecedented $55bn deal'

Sep 29, 2025

Electronic Arts (EA), one of the biggest gaming companies in the world, has agreed a deal to sell the company for $55bn (£41bn).

The consortium of buyers include Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund (PIF), Silver Lake and Jared Kushner's Affinity Partners.

EA is known for making and publishing best-selling games such as EA FC, formerly known as Fifa, The Sims and Mass Effect.

It is understood to be the largest leveraged buyout in history - where a significant amount of the purchase is financed by borrowing money.

The deal will take EA private - meaning all of its public...

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This is the largest leveraged buyout in history (which basically means that the buyers borrowed a lot of money to purchase the company, and that debt now belongs to EA). Remember to fast during Ramadan and pray 5 times a day in the direction of Mecca so that Allah will strike down this spawn of Iblis once and for all.

 

[Null]

If you are ESL or speak a second language please vote in this poll, thanks.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/interest-in-non-english-boards.229531/

 

[Relinquish]

User @BrunoMattei might be fucking dead.

They released a schizo manifesto / suicide note.

I've decided to go out of my way to actually read the full manifesto and make a review of it. Here's what you can find out about @BrunoMattei there:

• Bruno's extremely egotistical view of himself as a "tortured genius" while being a retarded pseudo-intellectual
• He attempted to kill his older sister when he was 6 years old in the pool
• This said sister then framed him for killing a family dog while in reality it was her fault (at least according to Bruno)
• Feeding roaches in his room with his vomit
• Every time Bruno sees a happy family with a child holding hands together while walking, he internally thinks about a picture of a child being hung above a roaring fire, slowly roasted by billionaires
• His great ambition is to become the owner and CEO of a rape factory
• Wrote about sending someone a copy of Daisy's Destruction (A literal CP video of a child who's not even a year old being raped) as an April Fools prank. Bruno most likely didn't do it, but for some reason, he felt compelled to write this in his manifesto
• His many failed attempts at suicide
• His hellish experience in BSU, where he was forced to have a therapy session with a fucking Indian therapist and later obese Black women, and lie next to a schizophrenic old man who constantly causes trouble
• Having an entire section in the manifesto dedicated to his fantasies of becoming a medical professor in order to fulfill his desires, such as performing transgender operations where he could "crudely cutting away the testicles and breast tissue" and swap body parts between a married couple while they are awake from anesthesia

Post in thread 'The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke'

Sep 29, 2025

I'm gonna do something nobody in this thread even dared to do. I actually read Bruno's piece of shit manifesto

TL;DR (Since it got featured):
Our dear user @BrunoMattei is a massive fucking nutcase. Here's the things you can find out about Bruno from this manifesto:

• Bruno's extremely egotistical view of himself as a "tortured genius" while being a retarded pseudo-intellectual
• He attempted to kill his older sister when he was 6 years old in the pool
• This said sister then framed him for killing a family dog while in reality it was her fault (at least according to Bruno)...

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[WelperHelper99]

A day after the LDS Church shooting, a red Buick Reatta has decided to ram through the barricade around the smoldering ruins. Rifle was found inside.

Discuss here:

Post in thread 'Grand Blanc Shooting: Active Shooter Reported At Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Michigan'

Sep 29, 2025

Someone rammed the barricade at the church again.


Archive

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[WelperHelper99]

Rev says desu mega update:

1. We have found Rev's graduation photo and degree
2. We have found his voter registration along with his Fat Wife's
3. We have found Rev's sister

Start here:

👺 Your 推し is くそ Post in thread 'Rev says desu / Louis Testone Jr. / "The Lolicon King"'

Sep 28, 2025

Imagine getting a fucking law degree [A] only to become a shitty anime YouTuber who goons over lolicon porn:

Rev graduation photo

Another Rev picture from the Syracuse University College of Law Commencement of 2021.

(https://archive.is/JfhS2)
Rev also got an award from the Center for Computer-Assisted Legal Instruction because he got the highest grade in one of his classes. The class was
International Human Rights.


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[Man In A Dress]

@Emily Cassidy (Art thief, kitten killer, obsessive stalker, fat) has not logged in to argue in her thread for months. Instead, she continues to read and manically seethepost on various sites like Tumblr, demanding us to delete the thread and stop talking about her. This has led to two recent funnies:

Spoiler: Shitshow #1

You may recall that Emily is obsessed with an artist called Lambydal and has spent 5+ years posting about them after getting caught plagiarising a commission of a centaur drawing. Recently, Emily admitted to being a thief and was apologetic. Even willing to send her tardbux as an apology for her theft and even deactivated her Blusky account.

Regulars in the thread didn't think much of it. After all, she has DFE'd and apologised before hoping it would somehow delete her KiwiFarms thread. To be expected from a Bipolar schizo retard.

But it turned out Emily was doing some emergency damage control. Back in June, Emily contacted a Facebook group known as ArtistsAware hoping they would help her in her obsessive vendetta against Lambydal. They were not convinced and rejected her request.
Recently, she pestered them again and turned aggressive when they denied her a second time. So they decided to look in to who Emily is, what Lambydal did to her and what the fuck is wrong with her. The result is their own PSA on Emily for all the art community to see. Since one of Emilys defining traits is trying to redeem herself in the eyes of the art community, this is her worst nightmare come true.

Edit #1 - I guess the group Emily contacted was Artists Aware and oh boy is she not happy about it (Archive).

Emilys now claims she has been doxxed and is being harassed by ArtistsAware. Conveniently forgetting that she announces her name regularly, by showing her own medical history, among other things.

Concurrent with all this, there is another issue fuelling her constant rage.

Spoiler: Shitshow #2

You may recall a previous Community Happenings post about a suicide with suspicious details that suggested Emily is a murderer. Emily occasionally tard rages over this and blames her step-father James Ryan (PidgeonKicker) for lying. Even though he only hosted a livestream and her Aunt Lisa provided the details.
So naturally, Emily threated to sue and involve the cops. Not the first time she attempted to Lolyersperg at us.

So she did it. She emailed Deputy Chief of the Melvindale Police Department, Nicholas Martinez and demanded he stop James from harassing her. She also demanded he state that "The case is closed" so that this matter can never go to court.

(Emily moved to Johnstown, Pennsylvania years ago while her step-father and mother continue to live in Melvindale, Michigan.)

Around this point, the ArtistsAware article was updated. Emily never stopped spamming them and claimed there was a case against them in a retarded attempt to force them to comply with her demands. So they decided to send the Deputy Chief an email asking about it.

I am at like 30-ish emails from her now in the span of a couple days, one of which she gives me the name and email of her case detective and tells me I have to comply with her bc her case against me is closed. So I went ahead and emailed the case detective and CC’d the chief of police of Melvindale Michigan to find out what case is pending against me and is it really closed and why. So that should be interesting whenever, if ever, they get a reply back to me.

They got a response. Martinez is not happy.

At this time, Emily has deleted her Google account. Most likely due to Martinez scaring her.
Will Martinez tell the Johnstown PD to pay a visit to Emilys prison cell-like apartment? Will Emily be dragged to the mental hospital again and be force fed Vitamins while screaming about centaurs? Will James ever get his 7 dollars back?

If you would like to begin reading and recapping this insanity, I recommend starting here:

🎨 Artcow Post in thread 'SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax'

Sep 24, 2025

Emily is asking for a trip to the loony bin

I'm sure the good people over at the respitory reading this thread will let Pidgeon know whats up.

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Or if you just want to hop in and laugh at the stupidity, discuss here:

🎨 Artcow Thread 'SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax'

Dec 24, 2022

@SamanthaPrater a name Emily stole from a classmate real name Emily Nicole Cassidy (DOB: November 20th, 1990) is an Artcow with Schizocow tendencies who rages in ALL CAPS(a) that is when she's not stealing art(a),
Emily Nicole Cassidy was brought to the attention of lolcow.farm(a) due to her obsession with Disney, feuds within various fandoms, and claims of stalking & harassment on Disney Forums and Secondlife information on the parties involved can be found in the section titled SecondLife...

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Edit: Sorry for the lengthy post. It's been a long week in the thread.

 

[gernig]

Edit: Lord miles's xitter account has a post claiming that he is being "detained" by Saudi Arabian intelligence. The tweet was posted to sound like it was created by somebody else, HOWEVER, the first edit of the post has language to suggest that Miles was the one who wrote up the tweet. There is a high probability that he scammed his audience and made up the whole thing

It's official: Lord Miles has confirmed that he failed/abandoned his 40 day water fast in the desert, making his supporters on Polymarket who bet on him lose millions of dollars in the process. Edit: he also privated all of his Youtube videos as of today

One unfortunate fan lost over 98 thousand dollars by betting "Yes" on him

Discuss whether Lord Miles scammed his fanbase or lost the challenge in his thread

 

[Seafarer]

In some crime news that I found interesting, police have announced that they have identified the suspected perpetrator of the infamous 1991 Austin yogurt shop murders as one Robert Eugene Brashers, with the connection being made by a combination of DNA and ballistic evidence. Unfortunately, prosecution is impossible as Brashers committed suicide in 1999 during an unrelated police standoff.


For those unaware of the details, on December 6th, 1991, four teenage girls, two of whom were employees working a late shift at the “I Can’t Believe It’s Yogurt!” yogurt shop ranging in age from 13-17 were tied up, raped, and shot in the back of the head, before the store itself was set on fire in what appeared to be an attempt to destroy evidence. It is regarded as one of the worst crimes in Texas history. As for Brashers, his known criminal career began when in 1985 he attempted to kill a 24 year old woman after she refused his sexual advances. Brashers was convicted of the crime but was paroled only four years later for “good conduct”. After being released he then appears to have gone on a rape and murder spree across the American South that only ended when, under suspicion of using a stolen vehicle, police attempted to arrest him, and Brashers in response held his family hostage. Police managed to convince him to let his family go but he blew his brains out immediately afterwards (with the pistol he used having matching ballistics to the one used in the yogurt shop murders). Most of his crimes are only now being attributed to him on account of advancements in DNA technology, and he is suspected of perpetrating many more crimes.

(Discuss here)

 

[NaggotFigger]

In an attempt to own the "Enemy of the States", Patrick Tomlinson, decided it was a good idea to chimp out to Enrique Tarrio, former leader of the Proud Boys, and an actually tougher tough guy. No, literally jabs at the actual Enrique Tarrio. Not even a pest. The real fucking obvious one.

And then Enrique responds to Patrick, in which Patrick decided to response in such professional behavior:

Part 1 before Enrique's second reply is here:

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Sep 29, 2025

Rick chirped at Enrique Tarrio former member of the Proud Boys.



He actually got a response in probably his most seen tweet in a long time.

So civilians got to find out how fat and retarded Pat is.

Spoiler: Pat vs Normal People

Pat and some other leftist retard also had a slap fight. Until Pat realized they were both on the same side. So of course he deletes his tweets because he's never wrong child.

Spoiler: Friendly Fire

Pat is confused because this guy is actually trying to do something and...

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To rub salt into the wound, Enrique then jabs at Patrick back by showing his 2011 mugshot and noted his motive to Rona about killing his ex-wife after she gave birth to the newborn; and his admission wanting to kill Pringles Can Jon.

You will enjoy prison here:

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Sep 29, 2025

Rick chirped at Enrique Tarrio former member of the Proud Boys.

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So civilians got to find out how fat and retarded Pat is.

Spoiler: Pat vs Normal People

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Pat and some other leftist retard also had a slap fight. Until Pat realized they were both on the same side. So of course he deletes his tweets because he's never wrong child.

Spoiler: Friendly Fire

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Pat is confused because this guy is actually trying to do something...

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