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[LikeAStone 2.0]

Alcoholic amputee piece of shit, ONLYuseMEBLADE, got felted on stream after his mom called him and informed him he’s a fat alcoholic and doesn’t want him as her caregiver anymore. Blade proceeded to get blackout drunk and the cops broke into his hotel room to see if he was breathing. All of this, of course, captured on stream.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna appears to have placed 4th in the event. She had hour long breaks between events this was a very lax event.

🍗 Deathfat Post in thread 'Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers'

Mar 28, 2026

This event does not break out novice HW by weight, but does break apart normal HW so that weight cannot be used to cause discrepancies in strength.

Anna is placed 4th out of 14. Guessing the 4 no score from first event may have been disqualifications.


She had hour long breaks between events this was a very lax event.

Anna was originally tied for 2nd at Event 2, but someone redid her points to put her in 2nd place and the other woman in 3rd.

Anna in Line Up.

Anna has posted her commentary about each event.

Event 1...

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[Hamplanet Fitness]

Troon wannabe rapper Michael Alessandrini is 41-baiting because no one wants to listen to him mumble about sucking black dicks:

Discuss in Michael's thread

 

[DavidS877]

Joshua (Null) Moon has shared his Mangosteen and not-Goldbelly pie review.

Post in thread 'Supporting the Kiwi Farms'

Mar 28, 2026

Mangosteen and Not-Goldbelly Pie Review

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Be sure to make fun of him for the blue gloves instead of something more color matched to the rest of the theme.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The author behind the systemd(icks) dob pull request (amongst others: Arch, X11, Ubuntu) is going around doing a PR tour, crying like a little bitch to some jeet about not being able to take shit from the internet and self-doxing despite wiping everything but his internet resume squeaky clean. It appears he was previously accused of inserting spyware into another codebase (All links are to the Linux thread, where autists have been discussing this).

In another article Q&A with a jeet, he alleges that he has received death threats, free pizzas, a fucking LDS missionary group, people spamming his commits on github that caused emotional damage, and that some folks are spamming pastebins and imageboards with his spamming his address, SSN, phone number.
Here are some comments...

Spoiler

Corporate compliance or not, sometimes one simply has to take a principled stand. Otherwise, one does not have principles. If a country required attestation of gender, religion, race, or sexual orientation, would systemd and FOSS roll over and comply by adding an "optional" field for this information? Is it that hard to understand how even an optional field can be misused? I realize that doxxing and harassment is unacceptable behavior, but I also feel that the corporate overlords are marching lemming-like into compliance without understanding the danger involved in rolling over.

It's either a cheap attempt to get added as a contributor with a worthless contribution that a core maintainer could whip up if they wanted to, or it's a direct attempt to pressure the projects by making the requests at all.

what he is doing is enabling (building the means to) the governments to enforce privacy hijacking by the letter of law and claiming "no harm comes out of this"

Kind of fitting that the guy who implemented the groundwork for future Identity Verification to use your computer is the one who got their pseudonymity and privacy compromised over it. Again, I'm not supporting doxxing or harassment at all. But that fact is still hilarious

"This isn't the devs fault"Yes it is. Mr Taylor for some reason took it upon himself to code in a completely un-necessary commit. Even the Linux corporations (Suse, Redhat, Canonical) haven't taken that action yet. They have all stated that, for now, their getting advise from their relevant legal dept's and waiting to see what happens with the legislation.

Even the woke lefties are realizing that there is no longer a political solution:

Expressing discontent would only be useful in a functioning democracy. What does work in a corporate oligarchy is making people feel financial pain. Noncompliance would mean that a lot of things that rely on linux would suddenly become impractical to manufacture and sell. That's the only path out of this mess, so non-compliance by the FOSS community is critically important. Proactively building the noose to hang privacy and freedom with is the exact opposite of what we need.

Oh this guy also works for a fintech scam, and he can't fucking code a basic webpage despite being in the field for almost a decade. He also self doxed by posting his ZIP and name...

 

[notorietus]

The Federal Trade Commission sent letters to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard warning them that they can't deny services to political affiliations, religious beliefs, or lawful business activities.

You can view & discuss the letters here in the Payment Processor Censorship thread.

 

[Emperor Norton]

"Seven were hit by a car" (a man drove a car into people), in Derby, England last night. The suspect is a 36-year-old Indian national, and counter-terror officers are assisting the investigation. Discuss here.

 

[Blackstar]

Israeli police in Jerusalem have prevented the Latin Patriarch and the Custos of The Holy Land from entering the Church of Holy Sepulchre for Palm Sunday mass

 

[troonshine]

Bossmanjack is upfag 100k
Come join and speculate in the thread if the realtor will accept salona urk20 as downpayment for a new bossmansion

 

[Blackstar]

Bossmanjack is upfag 100k
Come join and speculate in the thread if the realtor will accept salona urk20 as downpayment for a new bossmansion

Bossman just got trapped in the bathroom while on stream and had to kick a hole through the door to free himself

🃏 Bossman Post in thread 'Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah'

Mar 29, 2026

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Edit: In addition to kicking a hole through the bathroom door BossmanJack has now flooded his house that his parents are trying to sell by letting a sink overflow and had a hotmic argument with them.

🃏 Bossman Post in thread 'Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah'

Mar 29, 2026

Boss gave us 24 minutes of arguing with ratdad

Here's my restream

Highlights include him saying "DON'T TALK TO MY MOM, A FEMALE THAT WAY" and blaming Ratdad for "flooding" the upstairs.

He also kept mentioning how they'd only have to coexist for 2 more days, is the house being sold that fast already?

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[Gobermental Supervisor]

In the ongoing lulsuit litigation of Alyssa Mercante v. Jeff Tarzia (SmashJT), a settlement offer by her attorneys has been published by her on BlueSKY, likely in an attempt to create some public pressure, but also to maybe wake up Jeff Tardia, who appears to be walking into his financial demise, partly facilitated by his incompetent lawyer Ron Coleman.

The document shows several things.

Jeff repeated statements he new were false while the lawsuit was already ongoing, and directed the campaign targeting Alyssa in collaboration with other content creators, potentially proving a conspiracy.

Jeff Tarzia is even worse than Karl Jobst, running his entire life through chatGPT prompts. (The entirety of which they handed over in discovery)

Day job peer reviews? ChatGPT generated on his private account, which he previously coached to be anti-DEI in all things.
Twitter clap-backs? chatGPT
How should I run my legal case? chatGPT
Please create a racist article for me about the Pajeet taking over Xbox?! chatGPT




Come discuss how another retard using AI is losing his court case, or how another touted social-media lawyer has fucked his client by being incompetent.

 

[Vibralldo]

Even if he is never provoked enough for the final nuke to drop, one can at least count on his and Scarlett's inebriation to let slip some paraphrasing of the unreleased DMs that he clearly has read.

Ethan Ralph and his blacked pornstar fiancee Scarlett have confirmed that notable former practicing lawyer and current felon Nick Rekieta attempted to entice Scarlett and another sektor adjacent slut named Icedancer into a 3 way relationship, similar to Nick's failed attempts to keep April Imholte as a drugged up sex slave. Unfortunately for Nick, Scarlett would rather be with the Gunt than him.

This further shows that (big surprise) Nick has learned literally nothing.

The drama continues as Timid Tiger aka the beloved Lady K comments on the video of Scarlett talking about being groomed by the Balldoskelly to tonguepunch Whayla's dirtbox.

These revelations have lead to a major Nick Twitter crash out directed at friend of the farms Mama K who reported on the situation and has done an excellent job pressing Nick on his bullshit.

 

[Harm]

Max "mrgirl" Karson, best known for formerly being Destiny's pet pedophile, has broken up with his long-time girlfriend Shaelin. She has seemingly initiated the separation. He has announced this via a 7 minute video uploaded to his Substack, in which he appears sad and bald in a mostly empty bedroom:



Their relationship had repeatedly drawn criticism for Max's allegedly abusive treatment of Shaelin in his content, including berating her to the point of her breaking down in histrionic tears during a review of a realistic sex doll. What exactly precipitated the breakup is unknown.

Come discuss the potential links between making content where you drive your girlfriend to tears and her leaving you.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Modern World of Warcraft is officially gay, with the official Darkspear Dash LGBTQ+ Pride Event. Imagine if Asmongold finds out...


Source from World of Warcraft KF thread
WoWhead article (Archived)

EDIT: Turns out this event also raises money for the Trevor Project that supports grooming children to be trans.

 

[sodaboard]

Paul McCartney was banned from his own subreddit after sharing photos and videos of his own show.


Discuss the ethics of reddit mods banning one of the most influential figures of the 20th century here.

 

[Vect]

Warmongering Southern belle Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) embraces his inner Disney princess as the White House urges lawmakers to return to Congress and pass funding for the Department of Homeland Security, now suffering through a 6 week shutdown, the longest in its history.




https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2-hope-edition.210076/post-24100927 | Posted by @indomitable snowman
Disney Adult thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/disney-adults-disneymania.150109/post-24099838 | Posted by @Bubble Ba'ath
Related article: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-do...ney-adults-like-cultural-abominations.242336/ | Posted by @JambledUpWords

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Ellen Woodbury, also known as Pizzacake Comics, and a proud keyboard warrior for human rights and wishing death on Trump, didn't go to the No Tyrants Rally in her own city, blaming her fatigue from a week long vacation to Portugal...where the event also took place.

This is despite her selling porn of her bare tits and ass with political slogans written on them (both drawn and real, in her bedroom), stating that the only reason she didn't participate in them was them only happening in America.

Discuss.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

LGBTQ+ Pride Event.

In gay news, Jaden Ivey, a now former guard for the Chicago Bulls, went on Instagram Live ranting about the NBA celebrating Pride Month, which he called "unrighteousness".

After having the wrong opinion, the NBA decided to release Jaden from the NBA, and he proceeded to go on a flight, open Instagram Live again, and sperg about homosexuality and Jesus Christ until a flight attendant told him to stop recording.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

In the early morning love birds Scarlett and Ethan Ralph had some sort of domestic abuse incident. In 2 live streams Scarlett was seen bleeding and ranting bizarrely. Most that can be gleaned is Ralph threw a shot glass at her, it broke, she stepped on it. Ralph apparently broke her finger when he threw her to the ground and then Ralph ran away. Her livestream ended while being escorted out of the hotel

Scarlett streamed briefly on twitter. Walking around the hotel bleeding asking Ralph for help.

I archived it here: https://streamable.com/7mc7w4

Edit: she’s live again bleeding on the pavement outside. Says Ralph threw her on the ground and her finger is broken lol

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Local archive of her twitter live

Spoiler: Warning: Bloody and sad

Credit to @Cad an Hell

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Come discuss here

 

[San Marino]

Beloved Undertale/Deltarune creator Toby Fox has released a statement confirming that there will never be an official Spanish translation for his games. This has caused many people to be upset with him.



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