Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

I. uh. do that sometimes.

But only if I'm putting the eggs on a bagel/English muffin/biscuit, because I find the egg holds together better.
I think the point is more that Phil will go out of his way to do things sub-optimally and then later try and galaxy-brain explain how his way is the best way to do things.

Actual rational adults will utilize tools at their disposal to streamline their day. Nothing necessarily wrong with nuking eggs if it makes your day easier. Phil has bugged life mechanics, he was pressing buttons, he didn't do that, and he sucks at anything culinary.
 
Mini update: Phil is doing something very exciting (in his autistic mind) and having breakfast for dinner - more specifically, he and Kat will be having "belgian waffles and scrambled eggs" tonight. Not coincidentally one can get this exact meal at IHOP and there is one only eight minutes from his condo. Nice try Phil, but you're never going to outwit our autism!

As a personal aside I'm genuinely curious whether he actually enjoys the near constant fast food - it's got all the fat and sugar he could want but he didn't get takeout this much even when Leanna dumped him.
 
Mini update: Phil is doing something very exciting (in his autistic mind) and having breakfast for dinner - more specifically, he and Kat will be having "belgian waffles and scrambled eggs" tonight. Not coincidentally one can get this exact meal at IHOP and there is one only eight minutes from his condo. Nice try Phil, but you're never going to outwit our autism!

As a personal aside I'm genuinely curious whether he actually enjoys the near constant Ifast food - it's got all the fat and sugar he could want but he didn't get takeout this much even when Leanna dumped him.
If you watched his house hunting videos, he says that being close to all the fast food was one of the major reasons he chose that place.
 
I'm ready for the next DSP arc to be the Plump Pig arc. He's lost weight since the old days, but his face now droops like a melting candle, he needs to fill out that skin again!
I'm ready for the day that he puts on the glasses and becomes completely visually indistinguishable from ReviewTech or Wings due to the combination of hair loss and weight gain.
 
As a personal aside I'm genuinely curious whether he actually enjoys the near constant fast food - it's got all the fat and sugar he could want but he didn't get takeout this much even when Leanna dumped him.
But don't you know? He rarely eats fast food anymore because Khet loves to cook and she's all about cooking delicious food so long as it's meat and potatoes. Leanna, like her or not, still tried to get the pig to eat real food. But his cooking repertoire is very limited to premade, prepacked and already prepped.

He still gets his Mommy to send him a Christmas turkey meal every year because he can't be bothered to make it himself or order it himself. When Ma Burnell dies he's going to stop celebrating these holidays because he's not going to have any special meal to go with it.
 
She cooked actual meals in the last couple of years before the end. There were even actual vegetables beyond bagged iceberg lettuce salad with croutons and a shitload of cheese.
This one was October 2014. She made piggy eat pineapples, cucumbers, and red peppers. Just had to appease him with a giant steak with "Asian sauce" on it for piggy to make his loud guttural chewing grunts while eating.

Also where the timestamp is @ (2m43s) here you can hear Phil pronounce the word 'palate' as PUH-lette. Apparently that's been a word he's grappled with for years :lol:
 
Could you elaborate? I feel like all they ever did was eat at restaurants or buy fast food.
As others have pointed out, her repertoire wasn't just meat and carbs. She made salads. She cooked vegetables. She tried to get the pig to eat healthier foods than what he was eating. But once she was gone he went back to premade and take out.

Then Khet shows up and she loved to cook but whenever he'd insta anything she made it was meat and carbs. And not even appetizing looking stuff either even though he acted like everything was just the peak of deliciousness. I mean once it was honey ginger chicken which looked like three boiled drumsticks with stuff on them and I think some macaroni salad. It looked vile.
 
As others have pointed out, her repertoire wasn't just meat and carbs. She made salads. She cooked vegetables. She tried to get the pig to eat healthier foods than what he was eating. But once she was gone he went back to premade and take out.

Then Khet shows up and she loved to cook but whenever he'd insta anything she made it was meat and carbs. And not even appetizing looking stuff either even though he acted like everything was just the peak of deliciousness. I mean once it was honey ginger chicken which looked like three boiled drumsticks with stuff on them and I think some macaroni salad. It looked vile.
With how scummy Phil is, I'd be willing to bet that when Panda was at work, he would have fast food delivered and he'd wolf it down so he didn't have to eat that revolting slop she made. Eew, what? Vegetables? Salads, like the ones he tossed in high school? Fucking gross. Fast food, fast food! Devour!
 
This is fucking hilarious. 'Puh-lette' lmfao what a retarded faggot you are, Phil.
It's not like the man is educated or knows how to speak. He's trying to sound knowledgeable and sophisticated to his pre-teen audience.

I mean if his "Letters to the King" segment can be believed, one of his fans actually thought he had a great vocabulary. Then Phil goes on for 10 minutes about how yes he does and pats himself on the back almost constantly during it saying how great he is.
 
did ya link em a youtube video? let me know if you get a response, would love to see it
Yeah I sent them video 3 of Piggys famous Polish tomato jam where he adds the 10oz of white sugar.
That aside are there any other videos/twitter posts of any other crimes against Italian cuisine that could be sent to these people?
 
Yeah I sent them video 3 of Piggys famous Polish tomato jam where he adds the 10oz of white sugar.
That aside are there any other videos/twitter posts of any other crimes against Italian cuisine that could be sent to these people?
i wish he would bring back cookin with the king, but that fat lard doesnt know how to cook hardly unless were talkin tv dinners
 
This one was October 2014. She made piggy eat pineapples, cucumbers, and red peppers. Just had to appease him with a giant steak with "Asian sauce" on it for piggy to make his loud guttural chewing grunts while eating.

Also where the timestamp is @ (2m43s) here you can hear Phil pronounce the word 'palate' as PUH-lette. Apparently that's been a word he's grappled with for years :lol:
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird they were drinking yoohoo with their Asian steak and Fruit/veggie meddley?
 
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