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Phil is raking in $120k and eating like someone on a tenth of that wage. No wonder he orders out, I guess Kat is sick of cooking for her swine.
Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread
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Phil is raking in $120k and eating like someone on a tenth of that wage. No wonder he orders out, I guess Kat is sick of cooking for her swine.
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Definitely baked beans, he has a particular love for Bush's baked beans. He used them in a Poorly Cooking with the King video where he made hotdogs with Bush's baked beans.
Speaking of his love of beans, is baked beans with fried chicken a normal combination? I've never heard of it before but he said kinda recently it's one of his favorite sides to have with fried chicken.
Oh and by the way, he likes brown sugar flavored baked beans... yeah.
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I have never heard of that, no. Baked beans might be served with barbecue depending on the region but not fried chicken. Normal sides would be something like coleslaw or macaroni and cheese. I'm not even sure how he could confuse barbecue and fried chicken given how different they are and how barbecue is not that common in his native New England.
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He is so incompetent that he can't even indulge his love of eating properly with expensive food that's actually worth the price. Instead of getting a bunch of high quality meat every month and eating like a fucking king, Phil over-pays for bottom barrel crap.
And it's not even the biggest waste in his life...
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Bumping this to reiterate how there's no excuse for DSP to not have vegetables as part of his diet. I recently learned that you can cook corn by microwaving it (seriously).
Put the corn, husk and all, in the microwave for 3-4 minutes. Cut about a 1/4 inch off the bottom of the ear of corn, and you can grab the husk and squeeze the ear out without any of the strands or husk. If the corn is already shucked (no husk), just wrap a damp paper towel around it and cook for 3-4 minutes.
Shit's probably faster than DSP's typical microwave meals, infinitely healthier, and tastes exquisite. If I hadn't tried it myself, I wouldn't have believed it, but damn if it doesn't work a trick.
Put the corn, husk and all, in the microwave for 3-4 minutes. Cut about a 1/4 inch off the bottom of the ear of corn, and you can grab the husk and squeeze the ear out without any of the strands or husk. If the corn is already shucked (no husk), just wrap a damp paper towel around it and cook for 3-4 minutes.
Shit's probably faster than DSP's typical microwave meals, infinitely healthier, and tastes exquisite. If I hadn't tried it myself, I wouldn't have believed it, but damn if it doesn't work a trick.
TheTractor
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Maple syrup ( not the corn syrup horrible shit ) is sometimes added to slow cooked beans; and brown sugar is also an ingredients in other recipees. And yes it's tasty; it's just that in DSP's gout world of sugar tomato sauce expect him to just trash baked beans with a cup of sugar and call it healthy super food.
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Corn has little to no nutritional value compared to green veggies and can be used in lots of unhealthy gross white trash dishes. I'm shocked DSP doesn't love it.
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He's too fixated on those starchy and extra cheesy scalloped potatoes.
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Yeah but corn on the cob is just one of those things that screams "summertime" to me. It might not be the healthiest side dish out there but that's not going to stop me from going to the farmer's market and getting a dozen ears for like $2.00.
But DarkDave doesn't care about health. He's into whatever his soulmaid makes and since she's all starches and protein guess what he's going to eat?
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100%. But corn beats the shit out of Phil's usual "Rice is a good side dish with turkey burgers" platings.
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This goes for a bunch of veggies- peas, broccoli, etc. You put them in a bowl with a couple of splashes of water, microwave for 3/4 mins and they're streamed and good to eat. Firmer ones like potatoes and carrots work too but need a bit more time. Preserves all the nutrients too.
Like you said, there's literally no excuse... apart from the fact it's not going to give him diabetes so won't suit his palette.
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The shit DSP eats would not be out of place at a white trash family reunion.
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If he does not know how to make veggies tasty without meat or carbs that is on him. He could even spend 10 minutes (the horror!) to just throw them in a pan and saute with garlic or ginger. Simple, easy, and the cooking oil is a healthy fat. It is also very versatile and can go with just about anything with few changes.
Remember the geography quiz in "Bully" where he could not even get the US states right? I think we'd get the same result if a game had a quiz telling him to match photos of veggies to their names.
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I don't think he's interested in anything like that and only wants food. And so long as his soulmaid keeps making it he's going to continue to eat it.
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Yeah no this guy definitely only goes down the frozen vegetable aisle only to look across for the packaged chinese food or frozen pizza. Dude could get bags of spinach and easily microwave that.
My best guess is he was and still is a picky eater and was the typical kid who wouldn't eat his broccoli.
My best guess is he was and still is a picky eater and was the typical kid who wouldn't eat his broccoli.
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.... words fail me.
Dark Dave likes to say how well he cooks and can't figure out how to add seasoning. But then this is the guy that would add a cup of sugar to his totally authentic Italian sauce because that's what Mama Burnell used to do so I'm not surprised he doesn't know how seasoning works.
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That's a double shot of dumbass right there.