Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[Takayuki Yagami]

"It's finally cool enough. We can bake. It's been like two weeks, we haven't been able to cook anything because of that heatwave we had. We were waiting, finally the house feels cool enough. We can finally start baking stuff again for dinner."
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That’s… weird. Isn’t baking usually not weather dependant? It’s not like he’s at some old babuska’s house with a woodfire stove.

 

[UncleTusky]

That’s… weird. Isn’t baking usually not weather dependant? It’s not like he’s at some old babuska’s house with a woodfire stove.

I think he meant the heat wave was so severe that that putting things in/taking things out of a hot oven would be unbearable (you know, for the fifteen seconds the door is open). It's just an extension of what he said last week that he and Kat weren't doing any cooking at all during the heat wave. How they justify making some fast-food worker cook in that kind of heat so they don't have to is beyond me.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Worth mentioning in this thread was the revelation today that Phil and Kat order McDonald's for a 'midnight snack' from DoorDash.
So after all of his bragging about his healthy eating in terms of next to no snack foods and the like, it turns out he considers ordering midnight McDonald's as some sort of... healthier alternative to not having snack foods?

In addition to this being a colossal waste of money, this seems like an extremely dangerous habit to develop when you're pushing 40... and it can't be helping much with the sleep schedule.

 

[actually]

Worth mentioning in this thread was the revelation today that Phil and Kat order McDonald's for a 'midnight snack' from DoorDash.
So after all of his bragging about his healthy eating in terms of next to no snack foods and the like, it turns out he considers ordering midnight McDonald's as some sort of... healthier alternative to not having snack foods?

In addition to this being a colossal waste of money, this seems like an extremely dangerous habit to develop when you're pushing 40... and it can't be helping much with the sleep schedule.

Assuming he's not lying about Kat getting food too (HUGE grain of salt too), this sure sounds like they spend more than a few evenings sitting around drunk and eating shitty ass cold fast food that they've paid an excessive amount to have brought to them because they can't safely drive and/or are aggressively lazy. Presumably Phil dropping hundreds on WWE Champions and maybe Kat too? What an existence.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Assuming he's not lying about Kat getting food too (HUGE grain of salt too), this sure sounds like they spend more than a few evenings sitting around drunk and eating shitty ass cold fast food that they've paid an excessive amount to have brought to them because they can't safely drive and/or are aggressively lazy. Presumably Phil dropping hundreds on WWE Champions and maybe Kat too? What an existence.

You don't know how mature adults do things do ya? A $15 meal becomes like $30 after fees and tips. I'm on board with doordash being at their condo more than 3 times a week and sure kat has a mini whale gacha game too. I can't say I'm surprised but Phil is still spending crazy on Champions even with the streams not up to his satisfaction with the tips goal.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don't like scheduling meals for an entire week, but I get why people do it. He should be scheduling decent food (I would say steak but that'll hurt his foot again)

Typically I make dogs twice a year.

They're how I start off grilling season and how I finish it off. It's rare to have them any other time of the year mainly because there's better things you can grill out there.

Worth mentioning in this thread was the revelation today that Phil and Kat order McDonald's for a 'midnight snack' from DoorDash.
So after all of his bragging about his healthy eating in terms of next to no snack foods and the like, it turns out he considers ordering midnight McDonald's as some sort of... healthier alternative to not having snack foods?

In addition to this being a colossal waste of money, this seems like an extremely dangerous habit to develop when you're pushing 40... and it can't be helping much with the sleep schedule.

The whole point of Door Dash is for those times you can't go get it for whatever reason. At midnight there's literally no reason you can't go out and get some fast food if that's what you're craving.

It's like how Dave complained about the kitchen being too hot to bake anything. I get it that a lot of places in Washington don't have AC because it's typically not needed but there's a reason why the oven is insulated so it doesn't heat up the entire kitchen when you bake something. He's just using any excuse not to do normal stuff.

He never knew how to do gardening? Well ask his parents when they came over. Never painted? Ask his parents when they're over. Never cleaned up Leanna's shit when she left him? Take fucking forever to do so and act like it's a huge problem. He's a lazy asshole and this just proves it.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Little admissions like this only confirms that he never broke his old habits that he had back when he filmed everything he did. He may not film it now because his horse is camera shy, but I guarantee he's still spending hundreds a week on take out, has a stack of blurays/4ks that is as high as the ceiling, and spends hundreds on shitty little house decorations.

 

[PieceofShet]

Can anyone explain whats the difference between this and the usual dsp tries it live?

 

[DZoomer]

Worth mentioning in this thread was the revelation today that Phil and Kat order McDonald's for a 'midnight snack' from DoorDash.
So after all of his bragging about his healthy eating in terms of next to no snack foods and the like, it turns out he considers ordering midnight McDonald's as some sort of... healthier alternative to not having snack foods?

In addition to this being a colossal waste of money, this seems like an extremely dangerous habit to develop when you're pushing 40... and it can't be helping much with the sleep schedule.

Man, I'm much younger than Phil and I still feel like shit if I eat shit-tier processed fast-food like McDonald's late at night. And Phil is almost 40 and doing that routinely.

No wonder he constantly tweets at around 2am~3am. He probably can't sleep because the shitty food takes too long to be digested by his atrophied digestive system.

Can anyone explain whats the difference between this and the usual dsp tries it live?

"DSP tries it" is the name of something that Phil DOESN'T DO ANYMORE!

"Feasting with the King" is the name of the new, original, never-before-seen thing that Phil recently invented!

Now, you might ask yourself "What's the difference in the content though?", and the answer is:

 

[Jaded Optimist]

get it that a lot of places in Washington don't have AC because it's typically not needed but there's a reason why the oven is insulated so it doesn't heat up the entire kitchen when you bake something. He's just using any excuse not to do normal stuff.

I just went through the same heatwave and actually agree with Phil. It was too hot in the house (no AC) and even having the oven on made a huge difference in the house. I couldn't even think about hot food at the time, everything was cold (salads, gazpacho, etc). My husband and I didn't even want to BBQ.

 

[actually]

At midnight there's literally no reason you can't go out and get some fast food if that's what you're craving.

Sure there is: you're drunk off your ass on gin or vodka or tequila like usual.

 

[UncleTusky]

Swiped from the main thread:

Phil just said Kat recommended they just make sandwiches for dinner once or twice a week. It's something easy to clean up after, and easy to make when she's not around. She's totally given up now. Maybe she's so sick of him screwing everything up, and not pulling his weight, that she demoted him to sandwiches.

These two ostensibly grown adults are officially too lazy to even make pasta or frozen meals anymore, expect more offhand references to takeout and delivery going forward

 

[tzgnilki]

Can anyone explain whats the difference between this and the usual dsp tries it live?

the only difference I can think of, is he usually doesn't finish food on DSP tries it

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

the only difference I can think of, is he usually doesn't finish food on DSP tries it

Also he'd film them in his kitchen/dinning area, and he'd often do them with Leanna filming as well.

So... if he was to try something even remotely similar, he'd have to film in a small corner of his house where you could hardly see any bit of the kitchen and it's surroundings, and it would be dead silent aside from Phil slurping and munching away on whatever toxic waste he decides to eat. Kat will probably be hiding in her bedroom, waiting to come out when the camera is off

Calling his new segment "feasting with the King" is just a poor excuse for the slightly more entertaining content that he once did, but he's too afraid of attempting anything of the sort, because he has to "protect his family".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Let me make sure I've got this correct.

Phil can't do DSP Tries It because
1. He can't show his house
2. His wife would starve to death because she wouldn't be able to eat until Phil was done filming
3. Fast food is incredibly unhealthy and he won't ever eat it again
4. He would have to move his entire set-up downstairs (because he has to eat at the dining room table) and that is way too much work
5. He would spend more money on the food than he would make from the video

After more than two years of asking for more DSP Tries It, Phil all by himself figured out
1.He can film it in his office
2. His wife can eat while Phil films in his office
3. He's a fatass who lied about not eating fast food
4. He can film it in his office
5. He makes hundreds of dollars a day and a hamburger costs maybe $5

Also, he can only do things that he can get delivered. Do you think he has time to spend a half hour going out to pick up food? He has a business to run. Not like he takes an hour and a half worth of breaks during his 4 hour stream...

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

"Sorry guys, I don't eat fast food" - just keep changing and forgetting your lies Phil

 

[LolCowCentral]

I swear the other day he was saying how McDonald's was disgusting and he doesn't eat fast food. Then like the next day he was talking about his favorite items on the menu. Now weeks later he is saying he gets it as a midnight snack. He lies about the dumbest shit.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I swear the other day he was saying how McDonald's was disgusting and he doesn't eat fast food. Then like the next day he was talking about his favorite items on the menu. Now weeks later he is saying he gets it as a midnight snack. He lies about the dumbest shit.

That's just it. Dark Dave lies about everything so it's difficult for him to keep track of what he said. The end result is that he is constantly having to either deny that he said something, which we have video evidence of him saying because he overshares everything going on in his life, or be forced to spin it in a different way.

Like when Leanna went to the hospital and then left him because he was such an asshole to her. First he had to go get the car then meet her at the hospital which he then proceeded to complain about everything. Then, months later, after he admitted they were broken up he said she had already moved out by that point. And yet she was still using his car and he brought her back to the gout mansion afterwards where she slept the whole thing off. These two things don't fit and it's just more evidence that he lies about everything.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

These two ostensibly grown adults are officially too lazy to even make pasta or frozen meals anymore, expect more offhand references to takeout and delivery going forward

Didn't he also recently say that he dislikes eating food that requires "work"? I believe he called either chicken wings or chicken drumsticks food items that he dislikes eating because of the "work" involved in separating the bone from the meat or some shit. He's become too lazy he dislikes any kind of extra "work" that prevents his dopamine receptors from spiking when eating. I bet his ideal existence involves some kind of cyberpunk/Idiocracy nightmare world where he can sit on a gamer chair which also doubles as his toilet, bed and jerk off machine, all the while he is being blasted by hundreds of ads playing at the same time as he plays WWE Champions on a big screen and money required for him to play it is replenished after every few hours. Lastly his food would be sent to him through some sort of tube that he just puts in his mouth, then he types in which authentic robust gourmet-style high-grade cuisine he wants to eat that day and the food gets pushed from that tube into his mouth already pre-chewed but with the flavors kept intact so that he can still get dopamine spikes from it.

I don't know what else to say other than the fact that a person like this can continue to exist in a society and still survive only shows that the West has reached the Spenglerian civilizational winter and deserves to get cleansed in nuclear hellfire.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Didn't he also recently say that he dislikes eating food that requires "work"? I believe he called either chicken wings or chicken drumsticks food items that he dislikes eating because of the "work" involved in separating the bone from the meat or some shit. He's become too lazy he dislikes any kind of extra "work" that prevents his dopamine receptors from spiking when eating. I bet his ideal existence involves some kind of cyberpunk/Idiocracy nightmare world where he can sit on a gamer chair which also doubles as his toilet, bed and jerk off machine, all the while he is being blasted by hundreds of ads playing at the same time as he plays WWE Champions on a big screen and money required for him to play it is replenished after every few hours. Lastly his food would be sent to him through some sort of tube that he just puts in his mouth, then he types in which authentic robust gourmet-style high-grade cuisine he wants to eat that day and the food gets pushed from that tube into his mouth already pre-chewed but with the flavors kept intact so that he can still get dopamine spikes from it.

I don't know what else to say other than the fact that a person like this can continue to exist in a society and still survive only shows that the West has reached the Spenglerian civilizational winter and deserves to get cleansed in nuclear hellfire.

100% right,also regarding the last part Phil is the kind of person that can only exist in modern civilization,this man can't follow simple instruction,do any task properly and is so useless he is unemployable(he was fired from every job he ever has).Not only that but he is an autismo beta soyman that can't even walk like a normal person,he is obese and has the muscle mass of a 70 year old.

If Phil lived in a different time his toxicity would have caused him to be challenged to a duel and killed easily due to being such a fag, and if not due to that him being so useless means that in harder times hundreds of years ago he would have starved due to him being too retarded and useless to provide for himself.