Phil has the culinary ability of a child, it is quite pathetic actually. He cooks everything the laziest and most mediocre way possible, while using cooking with Jack tier ingredients. Meanwhile he can't chop an onion, he can't sautee bacon, and he can't even properly make a sandwich without him some how fucking up. Like does he have a concept of measurements or how to do any sort of basic prep. Like in any actual kitchen, that is a good amount of the day, is preparing food for service.
I can somewhat believe he worked in a fast food place, just because of how unsophisticated his ingredients and food preparation is. All Phil really seems to know is burgers and pasta. Even then, the way he prepares them is just generally unimpressive. I have yet to try to replicate his pasta sauce just for shits and giggles, but seeing the ingredients I am far from impressed. Any run of the mill sauce recipe utilizes what he used, but why so much fucking sugar, and why the lazy diced onions. His sauce is literally just warmed up canned tomatoes with shit ton of sugar and onion. Also the amount of water is ridiculous too, like I can only imagine it being a starchy mess when actually trying to heat it up, opposed to something actually editable.
