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All served on Fred Meyer's finest custom homemade paper plates *chef's kiss*
Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread
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You know mate, I'm waiting for the day he just says fuck it and starts using plastic utensils aswell.
I can't wait to see his "brag" Instagram picture. I wonder if he will have his little vitamin pills on the side again this year, like he's in some home for the elderly or fucking seventy.
Phil rarely annoys me, but fucking making upwards of a hundred thousand dollars yearly and needing your elderly parents to buy you and your fucking useless missus food does it for me.
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I didn't know Lowtax reincarnated as Phil's mom.
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$220 dollars for something that will end up looking worse than what prisoners eat for Thanksgiving, dear lord. Imagine the type of food you could get for $220 for two people at a fancy restaurant instead. Better yet, imagine spending way less than $220 on a delicious Thanksgiving dinner by making it yourself. Looks like being destined for bankruptcy runs in the family.
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lmfao he eats like such a stereotypical "nigger rich" person. The most outrageously expensive version of the shittiest food imaginable.
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Never forget that last year he got the same roulade and ate the stuffing out of the middle of his portion BEFORE taking the shot for instagram. The Pig really needs to dial it back on the carbs.
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I also notice for the third year running that he has zero veggies planned for his meal..... in a hilarious irony this means he probably has Vitamin A/C/K deficiencies
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Considering the stuff he eats on a daily basis, I wouldn't be surprised if there were other vitamin deficiencies.Never forget that last year he got the same roulade and ate the stuffing out of the middle of his portion BEFORE taking the shot for instagram. The Pig really needs to dial it back on the carbs.
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I also notice for the third year running that he has zero veggies planned for his meal..... in a hilarious irony this means he probably has Vitamin A/C/K deficiencies
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I like how with Phil, it's either hamburger helper on paper plates or some pointlessly expensive bullshit. There's no in-between with him. He probably paid top dollar to have the turkey flown in first class on Air Force One.
Whatever he does, none of it is ever homemade or with a shred of love put into it. I almost miss Cooking with the King and DSP Tries it instead of this all superficial performative bullshit. Now it's all this shit just to remind his audience (but mostly himself) that he, his horse, and his mangled cat if it's even still alive, make up a real family and he's happy.
Whatever, he should eat it on stream with his real family, the paypigs. They paid for the meal after all. I'm sure they'd love to see >$200 being spent on two people's Thanksbegging dinner. Besides it's funny seeing his stroke face contort in pain as the foodstuff sloshes around his cavity-shredded teeth.
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It's the typical DSP move. Just like all his Mature Adult™ bullshit. He wants the appearance of being mature or having a family but it's completely superficial. He wants to pretend like he's enjoying a big homemade family Thanksgiving meal but it's bought and delivered bullshit on paper plates.
He might as well hang his marriage certificate next to his business degree, they're both worthless.
Ching_Chong
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He must've been seething at the end of Leanna's run when she decided to cook actual healthy meals for both of them.
Now him and his fat horse can gouge themselves on carb, fat, and calories.
Now him and his fat horse can gouge themselves on carb, fat, and calories.
Shabobus
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Happy Turkey Day, Phil! Have a nice meal with your family and watch the sodium, big guy.
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Surprised he didn't put it up next to his mall trophy
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I'm able to laugh at it because instead of living like a king off of his income, Phil lives like shit and helps the employees at Scopely live like kings. ENTIRELY because he's that fucking stupid.
The pigroach can try to soothe himself with talk of how he loves the game. I'm sure he does, but that enjoyment is beside the point when, unlike anyone still playing Skyrim after a decade, it has come at a price tag roughly that of a Nissan GT-R. There is no getting around the fact that he could've had the same fun for significantly less money, and the only reason he fucked that up is because he's terminally dumber than even the idiots who keep buying re-releases of Skyrim.
I watch this shit-show with a smile knowing that the pigroach's life sucks due to how stupid he is. And he still has more shit to look forward to, guarantee it.
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This fucking got me, such a good point. Also funny when I think way back when we laughed at Katherine for likely buying Skyrim a few times, while not knowing that Phil was throwing away way more money near daily for pictures of sweaty half naked men.
Fucking match made in heaven they are.
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I didn't even think about that, because I tend to tune out the stuff on Katherine that sounds exaggerated, like cooking nothing but potatoes, playing nothing but Skyrim, and listening to nothing but African tribal music.
Though I'm sure she's still as exceptional as the pigroach. She just doesn't have his need to share, at least not since moving in with him and getting a taste of the goutsphere.
Though I'm sure she's still as exceptional as the pigroach. She just doesn't have his need to share, at least not since moving in with him and getting a taste of the goutsphere.
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No photo this year? I guess Phil isnt very thankful.
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Something has to be up. It's odd for him not to post a photo of his disgusting food.
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if he posted a pic, and he wasn't using paper plates, we'd know something is up
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Given we know he reads this forum regularly, it could be he just knew it'd be mocked again if he did
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Doesn't stop him from wearing those stupid hats and vests, and it sure as hell didn't stop him from posting that horrible home-made pizza a couple of months ago.
The fact that he hasn't posted any pictures is indeed suspicious.