Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[Freshtodeath]

If I remember correctly, he went out early (not sure what he drove since the BMW got delivered a few days later) and she followed behind with the U-Haul.

Of course, knowing Phil, he probably arranged things that way to get out of packing/loading the truck/tidying the condo.

Pretty sure he flew out and movers took everything across country.

 

[Raven'sChild]

He rolls out of bed some time before 10am, possibly early if "F'ing Jasper " wakes him up at 5am after admitting he stays up until 2am and 'maybe has a bite to eat', aka 4 bacon egg and cheese sandwiches or deli fresh made bagels as buying other types would not make them as special.
4pm has the Pacific Time earlybird special/aka Eastcoast timeclock mandated dinner as having lived across the country for half a decade means nothing.
Midnight eats a sandwich with crackers as a 'snack' or ramein.

 

[harbinger]

DSP Tries It Ep. 169 - Jack-in-the-Box Food Truck Sandwiches

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Noticed this strange gem. Apparently Leanna didn't move to Washington until a few days after Phil.

To be fair, it would may have been a little awkward for Phillip if he had Leanna flying in coach while he flew first class on the same flight.

 

[Prince Lotor]

DSP Tries It Ep. 169 - Jack-in-the-Box Food Truck Sandwiches

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Noticed this strange gem. Apparently Leanna didn't move to Washington until a few days after Phil.

I was confused as fuck for a second, but that video was published February 17th, 2018 and the girlfriend he is talking about wanting to eat fast food exclusively for 2 days because presumably then she will be there to do all his cooking and cleaning for him is none other than the eponymous SoulMaid herself Kathy.

So this DSP Tries It was filmed 2 days before Kathy's arrival and he didn't upload it for several days, just like how he can't figure out how to wash some dishes within 48 hours. It's funnier I think because this is his attitude about his current wife.

Edit: Also "I think they're importing Custom Ingredients for this sandwich! *SNORT*" Calm down piggy it's just some fucking green peppers, goddamn.

 

[Wurstbrot]

he loves gaming so much that he takes every single chance he gets to not play games

Excuse me?
Let me pause the game, put the controller to the side, to explain to you how wrong you are.

Okay,back to gaming. Time to run in a bath, look at a door, put the controller to the side, stretch and yawn, read the chat and pay no attention to the game.

Oh dood I super love videogames dood.

 

[Zaryiu]

Yeah, there's no point in trying to teach the permanently lazy and delusional Pig any of this. Pig won't listen, Pig just wants to pretend he isn't a miserable child in an adult's body.

Calling Phil a pig is an insult to pigs, they are smarter than him

It's because he's a re.tard when it comes to words and he won't admit to having a strange schedule because he stays up til 2am every single day. His schedule goes like this:

10:00am PST - Alarm clock
10:30am - Start stream, eat cereal (breakfast)
4:00pm - Lunch (calls it dinner, I don't know how you claim dinner is your first meal of the day)
10:00pm - Dinner (a sandwich, leftovers? calls it a snack)

He doesn't eat an early dinner, he eats a late dinner. What people eat for lunch, he eats for dinner and vice versa. He's just a really strange dude. If you were to believe what he wants you to believe, then he only has one meal a day and doesn't eat anything besides a snack between 4pm - 2am every day.

I know in French speaking parts of Canada Lunch is called Diner but i doubt that's in any way related to why DSP is saying that, the real answer is Phil is reetarded

 

[Sparkletor]

What was for dinner tonight?

"Homemade burgers"

 

[actually]

What was for dinner tonight?

"Homemade burgers"

Wonder how long they had to defrost in the pan...

 

[Sparkletor]

Wonder how long they had to defrost in the pan...

Gamers don't have time to melt butter so they obviously don't have time to defrost. Throw them in there frozen and cook it on the highest heat. Open the patio door to let the excess smoke out.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Gamers don't have time to melt butter so they obviously don't have time to defrost. Throw them in there frozen and cook it on the highest heat. Open the patio door to let the excess smoke out.

I still love how he says, 'I don't have time to melt fucking butter. I'm in a hurry, I'm a Gaymer,' and then immediately follows it up with 'The first thing you want to do while you're multitasking, as your pans are heating up, is get the bread toasting,' and also advises 'You gotta wait for i-you don't wanna throw your stuff on a cold pan, you wanna wait for it to be at least warm-lukewarm. . .Ummm. . .I'm warming it up right now, this is starting to feel pretty good right now. . ."

He doesn't have time to melt butter, then he stands there for 2 full minutes with the temperature dial set to 6 as his pans heat up before he puts the bacon in, and 4 full minutes before he puts his eggs on and remarks that the pan is "scorching fucking hot now". . .which would have melted whatever butter he put in the pan. . .most days I'm amazed he can tie his shoes. . .then I remember he only puts on shoes once a week. . .

Also bacon goes bad in your refrigerator in 1 day if you don't use it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I still love how he says, 'I don't have time to melt fucking butter. I'm in a hurry, I'm a Gaymer,' and then immediately follows it up with 'The first thing you want to do while you're multitasking, as your pans are heating up, is get the bread toasting,' and also advises 'You gotta wait for i-you don't wanna throw your stuff on a cold pan, you wanna wait for it to be at least warm-lukewarm. . .Ummm. . .I'm warming it up right now, this is starting to feel pretty good right now. . ."

He doesn't have time to melt butter, then he stands there for 2 full minutes with the temperature dial set to 6 as his pans heat up before he puts the bacon in, and 4 full minutes before he puts his eggs on and remarks that the pan is "scorching fucking hot now". . .which would have melted whatever butter he put in the pan. . .most days I'm amazed he can tie his shoes. . .then I remember he only puts on shoes once a week. . .

Also bacon goes bad in your refrigerator in 1 day if you don't use it.

This video gracefully reminded me that this idiot pours bacon grease down his toilet thinking that that's the best method to dispose of it.

 

[millais]

I still love how he says, 'I don't have time to melt fucking butter. I'm in a hurry, I'm a Gaymer,' and then immediately follows it up with 'The first thing you want to do while you're multitasking, as your pans are heating up, is get the bread toasting,' and also advises 'You gotta wait for i-you don't wanna throw your stuff on a cold pan, you wanna wait for it to be at least warm-lukewarm. . .Ummm. . .I'm warming it up right now, this is starting to feel pretty good right now. . ."

He doesn't have time to melt butter, then he stands there for 2 full minutes with the temperature dial set to 6 as his pans heat up before he puts the bacon in, and 4 full minutes before he puts his eggs on and remarks that the pan is "scorching fucking hot now". . .which would have melted whatever butter he put in the pan. . .most days I'm amazed he can tie his shoes. . .then I remember he only puts on shoes once a week. . .

Also bacon goes bad in your refrigerator in 1 day if you don't use it.

Wasn't he drunk when he filmed the original few cooking videos?

 

[Sparkletor]

Wasn't he drunk when he filmed the original few cooking videos?

short answer, yes

Long answer, Phil is an alcoholic and is drinking for all his videos

 

[UncleTusky]

short answer, yes

Long answer, Phil is an alcoholic and is drinking for all his videos

He doesn't drink before streaming anymore, he was clowning it up and obviously faking in the last few "TOTALLY REALLY DRUNK LOLOL" streams so he's probably too afraid of getting shitfaced on stream for fear that he might say or do something that would get him banned.

 

[Sparkletor]

He doesn't drink before streaming anymore, he was clowning it up and obviously faking in the last few "TOTALLY REALLY DRUNK LOLOL" streams so he's probably too afraid of getting shitfaced on stream for fear that he might say or do something that would get him banned.

I guess we can really never know for sure. Alcohol affects people in different ways. One or two drinks might make people more talkative and almost manic, like Phil sometimes can be in his prestreams. After an hour or so you might start to come down and start to feel sleepy, like Phil when he suddenly falls asleep on stream occasionally. Drinking might cause mood swings, like when Phil goes from depressed to happy to angry. Drinking can cause people to be more prone to exaggerate and lie and then not remember what lie they told.

We don't know exactly what Phil is up to. We do know that he admitted he "used to have a drinking problem" and "hardly ever drinks every night anymore" (direct quotes). There are unconfirmed reports alleging SubaruMan said that Phil told Kat he was an alcoholic. There are house tour videos showing his shopping list with "gin" at the top of the list. There are condo tours showing his cupboard filled with liquor. There are staycation vids with two handles of gin (about 3 litres) visible on the dresser. Phil said that Kat and him get drinks on their day out. He has talked about Kat making homemade margaritas. Leanna's yelp mentions Phil getting several drinks at a restaurant.

While it is true that Phil is not getting slobbering, falling down drunk on stream, I personally think he is having a few. "I need to go pee!" Leaves for 20 minutes. Who's to say he isn't making a homemade gin and tonic in that time?

"But if Phil was drinking so much, wouldn't the gout come back?" How do we know it hasn't? If Phil had a gout flare up he would never say anything seeing how much he gets teased for it. We hardly ever see him actually get up and walk. And when we do it is only a couple of steps. Phil often mentions drinking cherry juice which is a supposed cure (debunked by medical studies) for gout. It doesn't prevent gout, it cures it. You drink it after you have a flare up to make it go away.

 

[PieceofShet]

Pretty sure there were a few late stream where he drunk before...

 

[Slimy Time]

Given how he does literally nothing else other than his terrible lets play streams. I'm certain he hits the bottle whenever he can. It's not like he does anything else. Can't take his wife out for dinner, can't go meet with friends (he has none). He lives a miserable existence and he knows it, so alcohol probably flows in his house. Hasn't he also been up drunk tweeting (as in it makes 0 sense what he says) at 2am

 

[Meerkat Ink]

He doesn't drink before streaming anymore, he was clowning it up and obviously faking in the last few "TOTALLY REALLY DRUNK LOLOL" streams so he's probably too afraid of getting shitfaced on stream for fear that he might say or do something that would get him banned.

Last time i remember he was visibly drunk is when Khet left the stream on Halloween. After his break, during the whole "shithead Tevin" segment he was visibly drunk.

 

[Raven'sChild]

In other news, 1/4th Italian D$P had never had "al dente pasta " as his 1/2 Italian Mother did not cook pasta that way. He had his 1st experience of al dente pasta from his MidWestern Wife of 0 Italian heritage. Apparently Panda "fully cooked pasta" like his mother, who is 1/2 Italian, but "fully cooked pasta" instead of serving it 'crunchy/al dente' like his non Italian wife from the MidWest who served him Tuna Casserole/Casseroles in general as a MidWestern Cultural Food introducing him to both casseroles of every sort and al dente pasta for the first time in his life ever.
https://youtu.be/aOqWkGqbwm4 @ 1:24ish it won't let me tag a time of a Yt restream

They did, however enjoy some TexMex food from Baja Fresh on a Non-offday while having NO money to buy anything while eating out. Luck will have it that on his upcoming Off day he plans to look at Halloween decorations to buy for the 'office' as apparently they ones from last year are...who knows, but he and his wife are going to a store on their upcoming off day to 'look' at decorations and costume ideas because no one can brainstorm any other way for a list of costume GENERA that forum members can vote on.

 

[gaarashatan]

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show this to phil, maybe hell learn how to actually cook something half decent, penne too cause im considerate