Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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I find it ridiculous how much prestige he puts on Khet making 'custom' breading for chicken.

Wow she didn't buy it but put a little effort to make one of the most basic things you can cook? Amazing.

Cases like this show me how low his opinion of her is, how useless she must be aside for cleaning and heating up a store bought meal, and how inept he is at everything.

He talks about his wife, a full grown adult, like she is his daughter who just managed to cook her first meal. She's only referred to as the person who makes him happy by cleaning and cooking.

I remember him once even shitting on her because she didn't listen to him and cooked something wrong and he hated it. Ridiculous.

Also the way he takes everything as literally as possible. A meal is 'home-made' if you made it at home. It doesn't matter if you bought a meat loaf that just requires to be heated at 220 C on 15 minutes, a frozen pizza, frozen chicken nuggets or you cut, seasoned and baked it yourself.

A meal is 'custom' if you completely made it from scratch, or as other people call it - a normal meal.

It amazes me even more how a glutton such as Paul, who if you listen to talk about food all day can leave an impression that he really is interested in food and cooking knows absolutely nothing about cooking and just likes to consume.

Only DSP can talk and do something for literal decades and still know nothing about it. He just wants to consume and not put effort.
 
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I find it ridiculous how much prestige he puts on Khet making 'custom' breading for chicken.

Wow she didn't buy it but put a little effort to make one of the most basic things you can cook? Amazing.

Cases like this show me how low his opinion of her is, how useless she must be aside for cleaning and heating up a store bought meal, and how inept he is at everything.

He talks about his wife, a full grown adult, like she is his daughter who just managed to cook her first meal. She's only referred to as the person who makes him happy by cleaning and cooking.

I remember him once even shitting on her because she didn't listen to him and cooked something wrong and he hated it. Ridiculous.

Also the way he takes everything as literally as possible. A meal is 'home-made' if you made it at home. It doesn't matter if you bought a meat loaf that just requires to be heated at 220 C on 15 minutes, a frozen pizza, frozen chicken nuggets or you cut, seasoned and baked it yourself.

A meal is 'custom' if you completely made it from scratch, or as other people call it - a normal meal.

It amazes me even more how a glutton such as Paul, who if you listen to talk about food all day can leave an impression that he really is interested in food and cooking knows absolutely nothing about cooking and just likes to consume.

Only DSP can talk and do something for literal decades and still know nothing about it. He just wants to consume and not put effort.
He should just buy fast food and then heat it up in the microwave for a few seconds so he can have 'homemade' McDonald's. Then he can get Kathy to mix a packet of McDonald's Sriracha sauce with BBQ sauce to he can have his own 'custom homemade' sauce for his tendies.
 
Tism sauce is back, either Phil is under a lot of stress or Soulmare is losing her grip:

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Tism sauce is back, either Phil is under a lot of stress or Soulmare is losing her grip:

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so its only gonna be 30 minutes of music and 30 minutes of shilling instead of 30 minutes of music and and 90 minutes of shilling? is the 2pm break still on the schedule? or is all that walking up and down the stairs every 30 minutes to stir the sauce going to make up for all the "exercise" he'd get during a regularly scheduled break?
 
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So many questions, Why can’t kat help him with the sauce, why can’t he eat something while it cooks

Listen up, nudnik. Everyone knows you can cook only one thing at a time. It is literally impossible to speak with your spouse while you are cooking, and if you do anything other than focus on the single dish, your house will explode.

One day you'll grow up, kid lol

Edit: On a more serious note, if it takes him 2 hours to cut onions, brown meat, and mash up tomatoes, he might want to consider adding padding throughout the house on every pointy corner and edge. That should take 15 minutes, tops.
 
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So many questions, Why can’t kat help him with the sauce, why can’t he eat something while it cooks
This is one of the few things Phil can hold onto for the last things of having any sort of independance. If he has that bitch of his help cook, he can't claim that he did all of this on his own.

Also needs an excuse to take frequent breaks so he doesn't have to play a game. Even if it's another slow ass RPG that he seems to be taking his time on anyway. He hates games.
 
Listen up, nudnik. Everyone knows you can cook only one thing at a time. It is literally impossible to speak with your spouse while you are cooking, and if you do anything other than focus on the single dish, your house will explode.

One day you'll grow up, kid lol

Edit: On a more serious note, if it takes him 2 hours to cut onions, brown meat, and mash up tomatoes, he might want to consider adding padding throughout the house on every pointy corner and edge. That should take 15 minutes, tops.
You know damn well it would take Phil at least a full day to Potato-proof his whole grownup adult house (totally not a condo!)!
 
Phil's trying to say that it takes 2 hours to start the sauce. If only he had put up (a series of short) videos where he makes this sauce, like maybe here.

If you total up those videos, they come out to 46 minutes and 12 seconds, roughly. Even if it somehow takes him twice as long to do this prep, you're still at 1.5 hours. Phil, why do you feel the need to over-exaggerate everything? It just means you get laughed at again, man.

Also, since you read here, please use a chef's knife and watch these videos:


This shit should take no more about 20 minutes.
 
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