Copypasta thread - Mmmm pasta

[Jewthulhu]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Janet Jackson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

 

[AnOminous]

One of my long-time favorite fetishes is giantess vore: a giant woman consuming a smaller person. In order to create and play out a "scene" where I become a giantess and devour someone else, I have to imagine my own reality, inside my head, completely controlled by me. Every character is a projection of myself, taking on values, ideas, and images that I choose to give them. That's just how imagination works. So if I fantasize about becoming a giantess and eating a train full of people, I'm not harming anyone. I'm just creating a fantasy that involves me engaging with myself. Everyone consents because there is only one person: me. And I'm having a blast.

 

[GrausamkeitKennedy9]

Une jetoj kuq e zi marr frym shqip
Shoh kuq e zi gjaku m'rrjedh shqip
Jetoj ktu me fis me tradit e bajrak
Me kanun e me ligj me fis e me gjak
Ku dhe guri osht i amel ku dhe vendi ka fjal
Dhe ku nihet pushka kur n'konak lind djal
Dhe ku shtrohet sofra fillon nxehet votra
Ku dhe pika ma e dobt ne moral osht motra
Red and black i dress eagle on my chest
It's good to be an ALBANIAN
Keep my head up high for that flag i die
Im proud to be an ALBANIAN

 

[AnOminous]

Pasted here by @death of chans

You will never be a woman.
Du wirst niemals eine Frau sein.
あなたは決して女性にはなりません.
Non sarai mai una donna.
Vous ne serez jamais une femme.
Bы никoгдa нe cтaнeтe жeнщинoй.
Nigdy nie będziesz kobietą.
Nu vei fi niciodată femeie.
Cha bhith thu nad bhoireannach gu bràth.
Jy sal nooit 'n vrou wees nie.
Դուք երբեք կին չեք լինի:
Nikad nećeš biti žena.
Nunca serás mujer.
Hindi ka magiging isang babae.
Чи хэзээ ч эмэгтэй хүн бoлoхгүй.
당신은 결코 여자가 될 수 없습니다.
Nikdy z tebe nebude žena.
Sa ei saa kunagi naine.
Dir wäert ni eng Fra sinn.
你永远不会成为女人。
Hикaд нeћeш бити жeнa.
Du kommer aldrig att bli kvinna.
Mai seràs dona.
Oe le a avea ma se fafine.
Δεν θα είσαι ποτέ γυναίκα.
Bạn sẽ không bao giờ là một người phụ nữ.
O ka se tsohe o le mosadi.
Je zult nooit een vrouw zijn.
Soha nem leszel nő.
आप कभी भी महिला नहीं होंगे।
Qatt ma tkun mara.
You will never be a woman

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

There is nothing inherently wrong with lolicon. Allow me to explain. Firstly, lolis are not real. They can be drawings, paintings, and animated characters, but they are not real, living, breathing children. Lolicon material is not child pornography because no child is being harmed - or is in anyway present - in the making of it. In fact, not all lolis are even children, some are hundreds of years old. But of coarse, regardless of how old or young any fictional character is supposed to be, their age doesn’t matter since they’re not real.

Now, let’s suppose you like lolis… even though there is nothing wrong with it, people will look down upon you for it. This is because too many people are uneducated on the subject. If you don’t know what a lolicon is and have to use Wikipedia to gain information, then you really don’t have any right to speak for or against it.

Secondly, some may ask “isn’t that for pedophiles?” Here’s my answer. No. While it is true some lolicon may be pedophiles, most are not. Case in point, myself. Ask any lolicon, and they’ll admit they like lolis but they’ll also tell you they have no interest in real children (this could be because of the belief that “2D is superior to 3D” within the anime and manga fanbase). As for those few lolicon who are pedophiles, lolicon material can act as a substitute for child pornography. Don’t you think it’s better for them to have this rather than real child pornography where there are real victims of sexual abuse? You may think, “if they enjoy lolicon material, it’s only a matter of time before they start acting it out in real life,” but that is incorrect. Think about the plethora of violent movies, do you honestly think that when someone watches one they’re immediately going to mimic it in real life? No, of course you don’t, that would be ridiculous! Humans are not sheep that do as they see.

The morality and ethics that go into this is one thing, but law is a whole other beast. In most places, I’m sure lolicon material is illegal or at least in a grey area. I am uncertain of where it is legal, and how much of a grey area it is in law.

 

[naught sock account 1]

I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).

The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.

He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.

So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?

 

[AnOminous]

This is the last straw.

You doxed one of our jannies and you think this was cute or clever? Guess what onion fags? You just stepped on a non-negotiable fucking landmine. As I speak I am contacting every single ISP of yours to annihilate your insipid pathetic excuse of a website. This is the end for you. Your website existence is contingent on the fact that we allowed it to and and it's existence will end because we now it demand to. Kiwi Farms has gone up against a plethora of enemies. Our murder list is far too many to count. We eradicated 41% of Trannies, eviscerated zoophilic animal fuckers, neutered the entire law enforcement body of New Zealand and gutted the Gunt. We literally have a designated address to dump the bodies of our victims which is located at 2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Make as many allies as you please. Try to reach out for support where ever you attempt to find it. It will not matter a single bit. Our unholy, sacrilegious, endless massacre of your ilk will be classified as it's own war crime redefining international treaties around the world. Our entire user base may end up in Federal Penitentiary for our crimes of wiping you retards of the face of the planet, but I whole-heartedly, fourty-two thousand sixty-nine percent assure you that all of you are going to the morgue. As you rest in that pit of eternal silence we will summon the spirit of every CIA african american St.Terry A Davis has killed. Just to torture your miserable contemptable soul for all of eternity. This is our bargain to you dull-witted neanderthals. Feel free to run, hide and scream as you realize the inevitable end for your "community" is near. But don't bother praying to your god though, we won't be listening this time.

 

[naught sock account 1]

The ASPERGER man is the epitome of male intelligence and tenacity.
Let's start by looking at his brain. His brain is large. His domineering intelligence makes his
presence known without his research papers known without even needing to be cited. He is
a supergenius, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone and pyramidal neurons I his
somatosensory cortex, CA1 region of the hippocampus and embryonic GABAergic neurons
in the midbrain. This gives him the appearance of class and brains. He is then covered by his
pale skin. This pales skin reminds us of his virginity, a feature that developed due to being
exposed to the cold darkness of his mother's basement, made to withstand such an extreme
condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our
dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The ASPERGER man's demeanor is one of aloofness. He is asocial, awkward, and can shoot up
schools. His behaviour strikes fear into the mindless, races of man(nRotypical
dogs)
The summit of expression of his intelligence is his IQ score. The ASPERGER brain is largest of all
neurotypes. As the brain is the penultimate symbol of intelligence, this alone would suffice to
make the ASPERGER man the most intelligent of men. This large brain is able fulfill the desire
of the most rigorous math courses, being able to more than fill all the recesses of
the maxima of wave functions. Its size ensures that when it proves a conjecture, the potent
ASPERGER intelligence will immediately enter the pure math department at MIT and stun all the professors.
In total, the ASPERGER man expresses this intelligence in a most exemplary manner in
academia. When he proves conjectures, he unleashes the entirety of his
special interests and desires upon his professor without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the ASPERGER man is the epitome of intelligence and tenacity.

 

[Jewthulhu]

What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.

 

[Haffhart]

I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end. This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to: • Learn their language • Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving! Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of assassins along with a brigade of smugglers before I could even START my lessons in Dragon's Speak. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY. I've saved Princess Peach. I wanted to be the guy, and I became the guy. I saved Bandage Girl. And I've been Link for generations just to save Princess Zelda. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love. And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I plEEEase, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games. I am a gamer. And I always will be.

 

[Florence]

Haven't gone into any discords to talk about this nor have you given me any reason to why I was banned.
It's super cool you take potshots, but good job on actually attacking one of the only users who posts readable lolcow threads on a semi regular basis, not to mention the dozens of lolcow threads I bump regularly.
And no I dont care you said "probably", you know EXACTLY what you're doing and you're just flooding the rumor mill once again. You did this with Twinkie and its really apparent how you lash out like this.

Really mature way of handling this, Josh. Good job on acting like exactly Lowtax and letting your mods impede on your site. Glad you would rather blindly trust your staff and angry right wing tards then actually form your own opinion on my actions.


Btw we were here and I'm such a Poltard jew sperg nazi, let's go over every single one of my posts from the last day in the WSB thread since I'm so awful. Let's see how many talk about jews?

(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251372
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251673
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251697
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251804
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251916
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251958
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8251976
(Slightly antisemitic meme, post doesn't refer to jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8252046
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8252122
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8252152
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8252189
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8253519
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8253841
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8253861
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8253889
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254052
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254133
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254256
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254280
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254488
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254570
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254588
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254649
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254721
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254801
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8254984
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8255063
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8255168
(Post mentions jews, tells people to go easy on them)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8255486
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8255715
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8255810
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8255956
(No jews)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-wsb...on-musk-involved-as-always.83987/post-8256055


I mentioned jews ONCE and that was to make a joke people were being too hard on them. I wasn't arguing with anybody, your allegations and Randall's are totally fictional and you're making this clear it's a personal problem then any actual legitimate criticism of my behavior in that thread.
And before you say I was shitting it up, why did people keep liking my posts and why weren't they deleted for being off topic if they were?
I was on topic, contributing to the thread and you ban me for actually posting to your website.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Hello Null,

You asked me to write a one time Ban Appeal and at the time, I took the wrong approach and decided to try to talk to you on discord rather then officially and coherently taking my time to respond to you through the proper channels. I would like to rectify that and properly appeal to your authority on why I deserve a second chance on Kiwifarms as a whole.

First, an Apology and Promise to you officially.
I apologize for my behavior towards you and not taking your very real and very serious statements on my posting history to heart. That is my fault, at times I believe kiwifarms is a place of shitposting non-serious fun and I should not assume ever that you are joking with me or acting funny towards me when you make statements on my behaviors that bother you and staff on this forum. This is your baby, your domain, your House if you will and I should do better to respect you and your grievances with anything that I am doing while in your house. That being said, I promise you that if you are willing to give me a chance that I will be more thoughtful on my postings and read through everything before responding. That I will not attempt any disrespectful or even joking remarks at you or any other staff ever. It is not my intention to slight you or this site or anyone who helps contribute to its well-being. For that I am sorry.

This being said, I love kiwifarms. I enjoy involving myself within this community as much as it has let me. It helped me understand that I shouldn't take the internet so seriously and to this day I am still learning. I enjoy reading through various threads, engaging with others, adding my own threads and content when I can, and talking about daily happenings, video games and more here. Regardless of myself being an observation as well. I have been greatly humbled by the majority of others here that I didn't think id ever have. If it wasn't for Kiwifarms I would not have enjoyed movie nights with new found friends like Cricket, Dynastia, Flossman, DawnDusk, Valiant, Randall Fraggs, Neger Psyklog and more. Kiwifarms became my new home to engage in things I enjoy to do online which is too shitpost and have fun talking about interesting crazy stuff and people on the internet. It may be silly or lame but its fun to me online and that's enough for me.

When it comes to you Null, many times I have crossed your boundaries without even realizing it. I am not a malicious person at heart nor do I try to be, I have a tendency to be very friendly and forthcoming and try to make friends whenever I can Online. In 2010-2012 I ran multiple ARMA 2 and Garrys mod communiy with people I met online and ended up bonding with for years to come, this idea of friendships over the internet and simple interactions has alwayys been my viewpoint until 3 months ago. With you i've attempted this not understanding how you viewed things and I still don't but it is clear I have cross the line with you on occasions without meaning too. For that I am sorry. When you talked to me about your stories and stresses I felt like I related to you in some sense as I have dealt with people in some regards as you have whether or not I brought it upon myself or did not. Again, when it comes to your Boundaries I am sorry if I have ever crossed them in a way you did not like.

Either way, thank you for hearing me out and hopefully you respond shortly. II will accept whatever answer you give me.

Thank you,
Bryan Kingofpol

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You can't disagree, I have a degree in Film Directing, I've seen well over 3000 movies, and written 3 screenplays. I've studied Kurosawa, Kubrick, Tarantino, and Scorsese. I saw Wings when they remastered it in 2012 at the TCM Film Festival. I also studied Shakespeare. You don't know me at all.
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You fucking idiots REALLY don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

 

[dirtydeanna96]

TIFU by saying something incredibly racist.

Okay, some context before we start, and I know the title sounds pretty bad.

I am a white, a shut in, and pretty out of shape (used to be). During quarantine I decided to turn my life around. I started by getting a job and starting to take long walks to get into shape. I'm very socially awkward due to my autism and I tend to try to avoid people on my walks, as I'm afraid they are going to judge me, and because I tend to sweat pretty profusely.

Today, I was going for another long walk on a canal path nearby, when a little (black) child caught me by surprise by saying, "hello mister!". I panicked. I had no idea how to respond, in hindsight, a simple "hello" would have worked spectacularly. But that's not what I said. You know how people call kids, particularly male children, weird names like, "champ" or, "buddy"? I tried to say something like that, but all I could think of was "beast". I also thought that children like to be complimented, and this particular child was wearing a black t-shirt with an among us crewmate on it. In the heat of the moment, I combined the two phrases. This is where I fucked up... I responded to this child, "What's up? Black beast." I was utterly shocked at the words that had left my mouth. The smile on the child's face disappeared and he started to get teary eyed. By that point his mother had caught up to him and saw him crying, and said to me, "What the fuck did you do to my child?" I panicked again, and tried to explain what happened, and that I wasn't a racist. This is where I drove the nail into the coffin. I jumbled the words as I spoke and all I managed to say was, "I said black beast I'm racist!" She was, of course, fuming. I decided the best course of action was to run away as fast as I could, probably the fastest I've moved since childhood.

When I returned home, I got a text from a friend that said, "Hey man, saw this post on facebook... Would you know anything about it?" The facebook post was from the child's mother, detailing how racism was still prevalent in our community, and describing what I looked like. At that point I was losing my mind, plagued by guilt and fear, I took a shower to calm down. As I exited the shower I was met with a voicemail from my boss where he explained that he received a call about my behavior, and that I was terminated from my position.

This is the worst thing I have ever done and I ruined my life.

TL;DR: I accidentally called a black child a black beast and got fired from my job and my life torn apart

 

[AnOminous]

I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.

 

[round robin]

First and foremost, I highly recomend you, the reader, to before proceding into this thread be aware that everthing that has been written in it is not only factual buth also foreboding of what will happen if Kiwifarms users continue this cycle of archiving, enticing and literally farming hatred towards not only the Furry Community but also other communities who are in a minority position not only in the USA but globaly.

YOU'RE WORKING FOR FREE.

Every time you make a thread, post and do some "useful" work for the KiwiFarms forum you're helping others to make a buck.

Frequent and famous users of this forum like The Quartering, Pewdiepie, SomeOrdinaryGamers and many other prolific member of the Youtuber community take the rotten fruits of this farm and juice them making some money making content like many of you are aware at this point, usually lighthearted version of the pure hatred horror of this forum but never the less helps to attack those individuals who suffer from cyber bullying, mental ilness or even the big prejudice against them in examples of fatphobia, homophobia and furryphobia.

No post, no thread and no archiving is in any shape or form an useful way to you your time. You could be doing some exercise, baking, playing some games, helping your family, reading a book or even just talking a nice stroll.

YOU'RE NOT THE POLICE, ARMY OR EVEN BATMAN.

Kiwifarms work like that old lady in your neighborhood who is lonely and bitter about life, it's all about the new gossip in the city of the Internet, did you see what he did? Did you see what she is wearing? Oh, god! You see what he did TODAY?

Gossip is just gossip. In real life you need an investigation for a possible crime and some Internet drama.

Do you want to fight against crimes in the Internet? Make an inquiry to the police and let the police do the work, you're not the police, army or Batman.

YOU'RE EXPLOITING PEOPLE WHO SUFFER FROM REAL MENTAL ILLNESS.

Most of the threads here are just about exploiting people who have mental illness and need to seek professional help, if you entice violence and hatred towards those people you're just making the problems for them worse.

Let the REAL professions like the police, the legal system, their family and doctors help them, we don't need people who profit or mock people who just deserve to loved, respected and apreciated. How many more boogie incidents you guys want? How many Nialls are you going to psychology torture?.

It's time to stop this crazy persecution act against people who need help.

YOU'RE JUST HAVING PREJUDICE AGAINST OTHER WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOU. STOP LYING. NO MALACKY.

Most people who have threads here are incredible, amazing and upstanding people who are being defamed by Kiwifarms and their systemic hate machine that spreads to Youtube, Twitter, Instagram and even in real like for the example of 2016~2018 electoral worldwide cycle.

KiwiFarms is just a far right conservative website where people mock anyone who dares to be different.

Being Furry is not a problem.
Being homosexual or trans is not a problem.
Being fat is not a problem.
Having religious faith or mystical faith not based on Christiianty is not cringe.

We need to embrace who we're.

YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYMORE BUT IN BIG TROUBLE. TRUMP IS FIRED. BIDEN IS IN THE HOUSE.

Welcome to the 2020's baby.

Not only Trump is fired but soon other far right politicians like Jair Bolsonaro from Brazil, Putin from Russia and so many others are soon to be removed from their ofices by popular demand trought the democratic system.

This is big news for KiwiFarms cause the era of bullying being as an accepted type of speech and action is soon to be removed not only from real life but also from the Internet, Veritas Project and the big pressure of media outlet against social networks like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter will soon have to be reformed to provide a more equal, safe and democratic place for their users where hate speech is not the norm but an evil exception that needs to be killed.

A new coaliation of left wing and centrist politicians like Joe Biden, Kamalla Haris, John Doria, Angela Merkel, Yoshide Suga and many others are going to make the world terrible for dicator like Jair Bolsonaro, Putin and of course, the big cheese, Trump. The new world order of politics is about science, ecology, equity and many other big and compicated words that you're probably scared.

The ice cream is melting and we're gonna lick it all. Not just one scoop, two, three, four...but all of it.

YOU'RE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW. WE WANT TO HELP YOU.

Hey, you know what, this place is dark, gloomy and honest, kinda smells bad.

There are better community for you make friends that are not base on hate but in frutiful activities like games, literature, movies and so many other hobbies and even political statements like democracy, ecology and racial equality.


See, you can find true love, find the girl or boy that you like, you really can make it! Let's get out of here together!

 

[The Fool]

My Number 1 Most Hated Character in Anything Ever

So... you really wanna know huh?

Well you're here so I guess there's no more hiding it then.

Just know one more time that what I am about to write is in absolutely no way supposed to be a joke. Don't try to troll me, spite me, joke about this or think that this is just another person's opinion, it doesn't matter in the long run. No. This is pure genuine hatred and everything I'm about to tell you is true. This character is one that has actually caused me so much pain, so much suffering, so much unbridled rage that I'm actually convinced this kind of hated will actually kill me. Hell, it might as well have.

My number 1 will not be number 1 on your list or hell be anywhere NEAR another list like this from anyone. None of you or anyone else in existence will agree with me on this one. But alas. It's time for me to unleash my wrath on this character. That character being the Bane of my existence. That character being the one thing that manages to destroy all faith I have in humanity! That character being the one single thing that I absolutely DESPISE more than ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD, UNIVERSE, DIMENSION OR PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

THAT CHARACTER IS...

SENATOR
STEVEN
ARMSTRONG!!!!!

I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!
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I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!!!!!

*deep breath*

Okay.

So. For those of you fortunate enough to never have played this game and not know who he is, now it's time for me to test my sanity and explain. Senator Steven Armstrong is the main villain of Metal Gear Rising: Revengance, which to me was one of the absolute worst experiences I ever had as a human being, a disappointing piece of shit and will be the thing that causes the death of me. The combat was either boring or frustrating, the side weapons are useless, the parry system never worked when I wanted it to, stealth was pointless and counter intuitive to the hack and slash combat that this game was going for, it does such a poor job at explaining anything to you, the camera was shit, the story was idiotic and pointless and I can't remember a single thing about a single character except for like 3 (and for the wrong reasons).

But I'm not here to talk about a shitty ass game. I'm here to talk about its shitty ass character. So first off let's start out with that in the game the most built up fight was with Jetstream Sam. And I did hate that fight but at least it was a somewhat fair fight of equals with a character who got a ton of build up that would've easily passed off as a passable final boss. But then NOPE! One more mission with this assface who only briefly appeared in like one cutscene before this. So having him be here just feels like the game is prolonging itself, and thus is just making me suffer more! But now we gotta talk about his personality. He's a politician and I don't like politics so lost points already. But his political campaign makes Donald Trump's look like the best idea in the universe. Basically what he wants is to "rid the world of needless wars" and in order to do that he... deliberately gets American soldiers killed to get American people pissed off enough that they would gladly start another war. Then with connections to private military companies and the agitated Americans he can become president so he can remake American society around Social Darwinism so that the people can fight for "what they believe in." So basically he wants to end needless wars by.... starting another needless war that will allow everyone else to start their own apparently not needless wars? I don't fucking know, this game's story and characters were written by a flea! And I won't claim to know everything about Social Darwinism or what other people think of it, but no matter what I'm pretty sure that living in or supporting for a world where the "strong" are free to do whatever they want and discriminate and purge the "weak" (You know. Like me. You. Or most other people like me or you or the gamers who played this game) isn't exactly a good idea. If this man is what it means to be American, then I can say, I am officially absolutely ashamed to call myself American. Point is he's basically just another asshole politician who's out to accomplish self interests with absolutely no regard for who has to suffer and no remorse for who does. Just like Bill Hawks!

And one thing people always tell me is that Armstrong is funny or entertaining. Why???

No seriously, I'm not joking or being rhetorical when I ask this. What DO you find funny or entertaining about this guy??? Because I straight up can't understand! Because whenever I see him do anything all I'm able to see is an egomaniac, smug, arrogant, condescending douchebag!

And there's the fight with him, which is filled to the brim with complete and utter feelings of NO. In the first phase he's in his giant Metal Gear mech and uses its giant blade arms to slash and cruch you, and normally the aren't too difficult to dodge, but if he uses two arms in one attack can be difficult to dodge and for some reason if you feel like you managed to get out of the way, if you're still next to the blades when it lands the hitboxes still somehow register it as a hit and because the parry system never works when I want it to, then it's fair to say I'm gonna be taking a big amount of unavoidable damage. Add to that being able to spawn annoying gekko enemies and laser beams which do a crap load of damage and are hard to avoid if you're busy defending yourself from the gekkos and it's likely you'll lose a lot of your health packs here or even straight up die a few times. Oh and he doesn't shut up. Then we get to the second phase where after you wreck the mech, he gets out and reveals he's been infused with-

IF I SEE ONE FUCKING MEME QUOTE, SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE

Anyways, pepped up on mechanical steroids the second phase basically boils down to him being able to beat the shit out of you while all the attacks you do to him are pretty much just bug bites and a bunch of cutscenes where he just beats the shit out of you more and acts like an asshole. Then he breaks your sword and you're REALLY up shit creek now. Another cutscene where he spawns annoying internet memes and we get to the final phase of the fight.

This phase. THIS. FUCKING. PHASE.

This is beyond ANY doubt the WORST part of the whole game! Not because this is just a difficult fight, but because this is a difficult fight for all the WRONG reasons, and is the culmination of EVERYTHING I hated about this game!

In this phase you get a new sword and you're now properly fighting him one on one, but in absolutely NO WAY is this fight fun or fair! He has a HUGE PLETHORA of attacks ranging from charging towards you, making the ground erupt lava, and MANY combos Some of which are even unblockable, but all of which deal a FUCK TON of damage and after the last few phases you probably don't have many health packs left to use, or any at all! And no matter how many upgrades you have on yourself, he'll be able to bring your entire health bar from full to zero in like THREE OR FOUR HITS. And most of his attacks have a chance of STUNNING you or causing so much natural hit stun that he can just charge towards you again and hit and stun you again pretty much ending the fight on the spot! Then after enough damage if you can even make that much damage at all, he'll start throwing pieces of EXCELSUS at you which you have to cut in blade mode, and if you you don't cut them in time, they deal SO much damage, THAT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE AN INSTANT KO!!! And further into the fight he will try to REGENERATE HIS HEALTH. And keep in mind that I can't get the parry system to work for my life and that unless you buy a specific skill that allows you to do a dodge and somehow miraculously figure out how to use it since it doesn't tell you how to use it when you buy it, I was completely defenseless! So basically this fight boils down to him being completely and needlessly overpowered and him stun locking me and beating me to death with two to three hits while I can't block, dodge or even see where he's coming from because of the shitty camera! There were SO MANY FUCKING TIMES where I wasn't even able to last THIRTY SECONDS. Do you know how long it took me to beat this guy on my first playthrough? Four hours.

FOUR
FUCKING
HOURS!!!!!

And I'm 100% convinced the ONLY reason I won is because the game's AI FINALLY decided to just LET me win! And because of how unfair the fight was and that I felt like the game finally just let me win, when I finally killed this son of a bitch, there was no celebration, there was no satisfaction. The only satisfaction I got was the satisfaction of knowing this nightmare of a fight and this shitty train wreck of a game was FINALLY over!

Oh and that was just on NORMAL difficulty! REVENGANCE MODE Armstrong...

IS IMPOSSIBLE!

IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE!

When I tried to take on Revengance mode Armstrong, I spent OVER A WEEK trying to beat him before I finally gave up!

But speaking of me "giving up" now we get to the real reason why I absolutely truly despise this guy. And just a little warning, this are about to get really fucking messed up so reader discretion is advised. During those days of me trying to beat him and me trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING I like about this game, my hatred for him and my game only grew. Until one day... I finally snapped. After dying to him on the trillionth time.... I completely lost it and raged SO HARD. And I don't just mean throwing the controller, oh no. I threw the controller, right at the screen, destroying it. Then I ran up to the TV, threw it to the ground thus breaking the glass coffee table in front of it, ripped out my console, and beat the TV with it. And all the while I was being cut by the glass shattered all over the place. It got so bad that after I cried my eyes out in agony, I had to go to the hospital to heal up and calm down! And when I finally calmed myself, I had to pay for all the damages which was hundreds of dollars down the drain. After that day, I fell into a state of depression that lasted for months. And during that time, video games, the one thing I loved more than almost anything, that felt like a true passion to me, were completely dead to me. I never wanted to look or talk about another video game ever again. I also felt betrayed. A video game, something that I love so much, did this to me. My depression grew because since I was so close to video games, I felt like a part of me was missing. I felt so empty. Luckily my love for games WAS restored, but the scars are still too deep.

And the worst part is, I'm pretty much the only person on the face of the planet who feels this way. Everyone on the entire internet praises this character, and this game more than Jesus Christ! Somehow this character that caused me so much pain and suffering and the death of the love of my passion becomes one of the most praised characters on the internet. I feel completely alone and secluded with my experience and opinion. And the thought of that INFURIATES me.

I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, COMPLETELY DESPISE, DETEST, SCORN, RESENT, LOATHE, ABHOR, COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY HATE THIS CHARACTER

AND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT HIM!!!



And you're probably still thinking I'm joking or trying to be funny or just faking all of this or something. Throw those thoughts away. Never in my life have I ever been so serious about anything ever. This abomination on the face of the planet truly does make me feel this way. So please. Do not poke fun of this or make fun of me or tell me to "It's just a game, get over it you bitch" or something like that. Regardless of it was just a game or not, this hatred and pain is still 100% genuine. And I can't reiterate this enough. I am not kidding. I am dead serious.

I'm StepfordCrimson. And I am dead serious.

Dead. Serious.

 

[Jewthulhu]

I hereby reject doomer posting and the far right.

Well no, I'm not going full Woke or anything, but I have been doing a ton of soul searching these last few months and I've really been hit with some major revelations and I'm going to turn over a new leaf, it feels like a cloud has been lifted.

I will hereby stop Doom posting, stop saying talk like we need a second Civil War or stop saying it's inevitable or other predictions of doom and gloom, I will now have a more optimistic outlook on things and on the future.

I also reject any far right ideology, ie hardcore racism, hate, anti-Semitism and other toxic, hate based stuff, I still have a bone to pick with SJWs, Woke or I think what is the best term, the Regressive Left, because I think it's leftism predicated on malignant narcissism, but that doesn't mean I reject leftism outright, I've thought about this a lot and I promise you guys the far right is not the answer.

So to reiterate I'm going to turn away from the Doomer mentality and the far right, I'm glad Trump is out and office and I'm riding' with Biden.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)

I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange!

I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.

When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.

When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Is that Spotemgottem?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.