Corrupt-a-Wish

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You have a tube of Oestralgel, but it makes you unable to post on this forum anymore, because your arms are permanently glued to your screen.

I wish I made good posts.
 
All yours, for a month or so you'll be a ripped Hulkamaniac. After that you'll slide into a deep and pathetic slump. You'll be laughed at and derided on the internet and in the media. You'll lose your family and eventually end up a laughing stock.

I wish I had a full suit of Warhammer 40k Terminator Armour equipped with an Autocannon and a Cyclone Missile Launcher. I'd also like a belt of Melta Bombs and all the asscociated abilities a Space MArine has WITHOUT losing my sexual abilitiy or p[ersonality except for the whole "And they shall know no fear" thing. BRB, gonna sort Syria.
 
granted but everyone finds out you are a fucking sperg and they make fun of you

i wish i could leave this place its nothing but pain
 
Dr. Meme said:
granted but everyone finds out you are a fucking sperg and they make fun of you

i wish i could leave this place its nothing but pain
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You leave this place but realize that while you were laughing at lolcows the world ended and you are left in a post apocalyptic wasteland
Coster said:
I wish nobody's wishes were granted.
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That includes your wish so nothing happens
I wish @Connor Bible would respond to this thread
 
It turns out that IRL @Null is a neckbeard who smells like the inside of a sumo wrestlers g-string and he'll only have a drink with you in the nasty, smelly, rat infested basement where he lives.

I wish English TV was better at 6.00 AM.
 
Granted but its re-runs of Beatrix and Bumhead the english answer to our MTV pioneers.

I wish I could form a Fight Club but with lolcows
 
You don't have to work today, but you start at midnight, and work for 12 hours.

I wish you all were happy!
 
Granted, however you're a red shirt and Picard nor Kirk are captain. Expect to die during a preflight accident.

I wish to have the most handsome golden mullet in the land.
 
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