Corrupt-a-Wish

[GolgoXIII]

Who?

I wish I had a tube of Oestralgel.

 

[Abethedemon]

You have a tube of Oestralgel, but it makes you unable to post on this forum anymore, because your arms are permanently glued to your screen.

I wish I made good posts.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted until you get out of control and your own cult following on the forum.

I wish I was a true Hulkamaniac, brother!

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

All yours, for a month or so you'll be a ripped Hulkamaniac. After that you'll slide into a deep and pathetic slump. You'll be laughed at and derided on the internet and in the media. You'll lose your family and eventually end up a laughing stock.

I wish I had a full suit of Warhammer 40k Terminator Armour equipped with an Autocannon and a Cyclone Missile Launcher. I'd also like a belt of Melta Bombs and all the asscociated abilities a Space MArine has WITHOUT losing my sexual abilitiy or p[ersonality except for the whole "And they shall know no fear" thing. BRB, gonna sort Syria.

 

[Dr. Meme]

granted but everyone finds out you are a fucking sperg and they make fun of you

i wish i could leave this place its nothing but pain

 

[Coster]

Granted, but you end up somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish nobody's wishes were granted.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

granted but everyone finds out you are a fucking sperg and they make fun of you

i wish i could leave this place its nothing but pain

You leave this place but realize that while you were laughing at lolcows the world ended and you are left in a post apocalyptic wasteland

I wish nobody's wishes were granted.

That includes your wish so nothing happens
I wish @Connor Bible would respond to this thread

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but at @Null bans him before he posts. I wish I could have a beer with @Null

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

It turns out that IRL @Null is a neckbeard who smells like the inside of a sumo wrestlers g-string and he'll only have a drink with you in the nasty, smelly, rat infested basement where he lives.

I wish English TV was better at 6.00 AM.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but its re-runs of Beatrix and Bumhead the english answer to our MTV pioneers.

I wish I could form a Fight Club but with lolcows

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I wish English TV was better at 6.00 AM.

TV is better at 6:00 AM because it is anime 24/7

I wish I could form a Fight Club but with lolcows

So many weens attempt to join the club that it becomes unsustainable
I wish @Wildchild would get ratings back

 

[Wildchild]

Wildchild gets her ratings back and everyone is happy!

I wish that I had a wish..

 

[Fallensaint]

Wildchild gets her ratings back and everyone is happy!

I wish that I had a wish..

Wildchild gets islamic content rating back.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

[Wildchild]

You don't have to work today, but you start at midnight, and work for 12 hours.

I wish you all were happy!

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted except Chris Chan will never be happy.

I wish I was on the USS Enterprise.

 

[D.Angus]

Granted, however you're a red shirt and Picard nor Kirk are captain. Expect to die during a preflight accident.

I wish to have the most handsome golden mullet in the land.

 

[Wildchild]

You have a mullet, but you get catfished by Dynastia.

I wish I was less autistic than @autisticdragonkin, which is already the case, so the wish can't come true.

 

[Abethedemon]

You're less autistic than @autisticdragonkin, however you are still a massive sperg and make awful, awful, awful shitposts.
I wish I could support the forum.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

@Null just uses your money to buy more of his anime figurines.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Micheal Scarn]

@Null just uses your money to buy more of his anime figurines.

I wish I could see the future.

You see that you wind up becoming a tranny woman who marries Chris after a mental breakdown.

I wish Donald Trump and Jeb Bush would have a cage match.