Count Dankula

[Grayback]

Something must have happened, she stuck with him during the period where he couldn’t work as a doorman and his YouTube hadn’t taken off yet during the nazi pug era.

How does a relationship survive a massive medical condition that makes you basically infertile.
But breaks apart when you just succeeded in creating the family you wanted.

it feels weird that after all that you go "it simply didn't work out" when you've finally reached the comfy stage of your life having made it through poverty, infirtility and the threat of jailtime hanging over your head.

my cousin broke up with her boyfriend of ~10 years 1 year after their baby was born.

Odd that.

The timing of this break-up, so soon after having kids, makes me strongly suspect that hormonal birth control is the culprit. (The hormone injections that Sue took during IVF might've acted similarly, but I'm way less familiar with those.)

To summarize, hormonal birth control pills alter a woman's tastes in men for as long as she remains on birth control. The hormones make the woman temporarily attracted to both the appearances and the pheromones of men who are not actually genetically compatible with her. If she ever stops taking the birth control, she will find herself no longer attracted to (if not genuinely repulsed by) the type of man that the pills were making her attracted to.

It's a pretty common pattern for a woman to get put on birth control in middle or high school, stay on it indefinitely so her perception of guys is never any different, start a relationship with a guy whom she thinks she likes, finally get off of the birth control in order to finally have kids with that guy, try to write off the growing doubts and lack of attraction to him during the pregnancy as "oh, that's just pregnancy, I'll be back to normal soon," and then reach the point a year or two later where she just can't deny it anymore that she's married to a guy for whom she feels absolutely nothing because the hormones that she's been on for most of her life tricked her into thinking that she liked him.

And in these cases, there's nothing that can be done to get that old attraction back. A lot of people can't make themselves stay together through that, even for the kids' sake.

Aydin Paladin has a good video going more in-depth on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET2JncpJ7o

(Obviously, I don't know whether Sue was on hormonal birth control, and I don't recall her ever mentioning it one way or the other.)

 

[Thé au lait]

Nigga he's said something like "ah like femboys cuz they knoo how tae worship yer cock properly" in one of his videos, and his discord is (from what I've seen on this site) filled to the bursting point with troons and femboys, and troon and femboy porn, and troon and femboy nudes.

Yeah, it could be something more mundane, but it's hardly a deranged theory that him gooning with the troons is a major factor in this divorce.

Couldn't have said it better myself, transsexual nigger! Your username really is the gift that keeps giving

She doesn't look like a troon, but she does look like a giant feminist cunt. Count Dankula married the wrong woman. Maybe you shouldn't marry a woman off of Tinder. Maybe you don't marry the woman with earlobe holes, tattoos, and dyed hair. Maybe you don't marry a woman like this and then invest in property, the easiest asset to get raped over in divorce. Maybe after IVF doesn't work the first time, you call it quits. That's all before you get into the Bussy stuff. He could've picked any woman. He could've picked a nice looking woman. Instead he picked the one with feminist glasses, dyed hair, and earlobe holes so big you could fit a small dick through them. You did this to yourself, Dank.

Show us on the doll where muh feminists (read: le quirky college girl) touched you
How in the fuck did you get "muh feminazi" from a white trash-looking housewife who supported him and kissed his ass through all of this? Are you Merry Schizo's sock?

I don't feel bad for his kids

>ees da keedz fault
I'm genuinely shocked you don't have a pink triangle yet

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It seems like e-celebs who don't have wives that are also public figures, and don't put their personal life online constantly end up fine. Sargon, Metokur, EVS, etc. The likelihood of divorce seems to be inversely proportional to the the wife's fame.

Also works for girlfriends too. Gasseymexican (Max) went through a few bad breakups because his girlfriends started to stream too. Current one seems fine as she doesn't seem to want to stream last I checked.

 

[I glow in the dark]

The timing of this break-up, so soon after having kids, makes me strongly suspect that hormonal birth control is the culprit.

Severely autistic hypothesis, I still kinda like it though.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Watching MATI right now and I feel the need to explain that "grew into different people" is just a delicate, socially acceptable way of saying they don't like each other anymore and that could mean anything from "the spark is gone and we're bored" to "we are constantly at each others throats and deeply resent each other."

 

[World Star]

Something about a mother referring to their kids as 'my kids' in the frame of a divorce doesn't sit well with me.
Just sorta gives the vibe of someone who'd say in an argument that those kids aren't his they're hers.
I'm sure Dankula explained why he wanted this divorce kept private and he probably did have the interest of the kids in mind but I really don't see why Sue felt the need to make this public despite that unless she wants to cause drama or to make it known that she's available on the dating market.

 

[Tepes Thot]

Watching MATI right now and I feel the need to explain that "grew into different people" is just a delicate, socially acceptable way of saying they don't like each other anymore and that could mean anything from "the spark is gone and we're bored" to "we are constantly at each others throats and deeply resent each other."

I don’t know why this is so hard to accept. Look at the DV and divorce rates from Covid for example. A lot of couples found out how much they liked each other then.

I think she was wrong to post the original statement, but that doesn’t mean it’s her fault, and we don’t know that he was fucking troons (or anyone) either for that matter. They probably just threw in the towel.

 

[James Brown]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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https://x.com/SUEHULK/status/1805173175069618547

>he's told me not to tell anyone
>I just need to get it off my chest by telling the entire internet
>I'm totally just trying to enjoy life with my two daughters, I know this definitely won't have any negative consequences for my family even though he told me not to

I know nothing about these two, this is so fucking scummy. Less than 10% of American adults are probably mature enough to get married and have kids in 2024. Like how much of a drama seeking whore do you have to be - hope she gets pinned with this in court.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Don't know if it's been pointed out already, but Dank still follows Sue on twitter. Sue doesn't follow him, however.

Both also follow Lilith Lovett

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It really seems like everyone in this thread has been holding back secret animosity toward Dankula and were just waiting for a casus belli to shit on him.

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

My original post got felted because I am a retarded nigger. So I am reposting it.

I believe she tweeted because she got drunk/she was emotional and it was impulsive, it does not seem malicious to me, this is a very stressfull time, who wouldn't drink half a bottle of wine?

Also: 50% of marriages do NOT end in divorce. That is an outdated statistic.

I am sure these numbers are similar for most 1st world, Western countries.
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Link: https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/


"In 2022, a total of 673,989 divorces and annulments occurred across the 45 U.S. states that report this statistics.[1] During that same year, 2,065,905 marriages occurred.

For first time marriages, only 43% of which are dissolved.[2] Second and third marriages actually fail at a far higher rate, though, with 60% of second marriages and 73% of third marriages ending in divorce.[3] "

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So, for first time marriages, nearly 60% of them will be successfull, and it seems like that percentage will increase.

The world is not as bleak as people make it out to be, kiwibros

But how many people are getting married at all, cause from what I understand people are just having less relationship period, so maybe people that would be getting divorced aren't bothering at all.

 

[daddydeath42069]

"If it makes my pp hard, it's a woman" - Dankula, multiple times

If he hasn't already, I'll make a bet that it's going to be a t-shirt of his whether he sells it or buys one. Mark my fucking words.

 

[cockaine]

So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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Yeah, this may have had something to do with it.
People are being paranoid as hell about her "getting it off her chest". If my spouse was kind of a celebrity and doing shit like this publicly while married to me, I'd need to get some shit off my chest, too.

 

[NiggerBlaster1488]

presented without context, can you guess as to what he is referring to? (noncery is britbong slang for pedophilia)

Spoiler: Answer

He's talking about fucking troons

 

[Freya]

He has admitted to fucking a trap once, but only once.
Which is one too many but i'm still sticking with the woman hate side of this internet daddy implosion event.

when did he admit to that? I've read the first 20 pages of this thread and have not seen any screenshots or anything else where he's actually talking about fucking trannies.

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Wife got sick of living with a terminally online coomer

 

[EgyptianTraveler]

presented without context, can you guess as to what he is referring to? (noncery is britbong slang for pedophilia)

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Spoiler: Answer

He's talking about fucking troons

Is he referring to his first discord that was full of 16-18 year old "femboys" back in 2017 that had to be deleted by discord due to the shear about of scatt porn being spammed in general? Hence the Magna Carta Scata I think he called it. ...or what?

 

[Freya]

As a dad of an autistic kiddo, I can confirm it’s tough on a marriage to raise a special needs kid. Especially if one person in the relationship has thier own psychological problems.

I know a lot of couples that tough it out, just because it’s too scary to go it alone raising an autistic kid, I’m one of them myself. and I know some couples where the dad just fucks off and leaves the mom by herself with the kid, and I know others where one parent just buries themselves in work and leaves the other parent to handle all the meltdowns and tantrums.

If it takes a village to raise a neurotypical child, it’s a god damn city to raise an autistic child the right way. It’s both parents working together, communicating all the time, working with therapists, the schools, etc.

When he mentioned his daughter was in the spectrum, I had hoped that because he can be flexible with his schedule he could make it work. It looks like he couldn’t.

Shoulda took one for the home team and gave his wife a good dickin twice a week.

ewwww. why would you admit to having a retard baby and why do you write like a redditor?

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Is he referring to his first discord that was full of 16-18 year old "femboys" back in 2017 that had to be deleted by discord due to the shear about of scatt porn being spammed in general? Hence the Magna Sarta Scata I think he called it. ...or what?

Are ALL red pillers total degenerates?

 

[EgyptianTraveler]

Are ALL red pillers total degenerates?

No, No, No.... Some of them glow in place of being degenerate.