Count Dankula

Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

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This porn addiction to tranny pipeline is a different effect however. It is related, but it seems to be born from a self imposed thinking they will die a virgin.

While I know prostitutes are a controversial solution, a bit of distigmatization around buying sex could l help at least a reasonable number of these guys.
This is pretty much it. As weird and incel as Japs can be with sex, living in Tokyo for 5 years I never saw or heard from any friends of them ever being interested or willing to fuck a tranny/femboy, but they were more than eager to invite me to go to soap bars (prostitute clubs) with them. Thankfully there was no reason to use whores as a white guy in Japan though.
 
It really seems like everyone in this thread has been holding back secret animosity toward Dankula and were just waiting for a casus belli to shit on him.
I can only speak for myself, but I actually like some of his videos and I'll probably continue watching him. It's more just that I like him in spite of wanting to shit on his troon chasing, rather than wanting to not like him
No, No, No.... Some of them glow in place of being degenerate.
The ones who glow are usually even more degenerate, see: Jack "Murphy" Goldstein
Why do you faggots keep using livestock terms to describe people? Are you a fucking alien from outer space? Do you eat people with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti?

It's surreal how people are accusing Dankula of being a degenerate while describing him and his ex like veal.
Hey fuck you buddy, fava beans are delicious
She looks like a street walker. She looks like one of the most stereotypical examples of a dangerhair that you could ask for. She met him on Tinder. He literally married a tinder thot. Just because there's an exceptions to the rule, doesn't mean finding your wife on Tinder isn't completely fucking laughable. Especially one covered in body mods.

She is neither a good wife or a good mother. Unless further information says otherwise, she is destroying her family because they've "grown apart". Except that's every marriage. That's why marriage is a journey. Sure, she did stay with him through some awful times. She is choosing now, to destroy her family though. She is choosing now that they've spent thousands of dollars on IVF. She is choosing now to divorce after they have two high maintenance children. She could've simply divorced him before having kids, but chose not to. She waited until it's the most destructive time possible for both Dankula, and her own children.

On Dankula's end, he could've dumped her at any time. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that maybe dragging her through the mud with the shit with the dog and their financial troubles wouldn't take its toll. That kind of stuff tends to not bode well for relationships. Even if she insisted on staying, he could've spared her all that stress and trouble and chose not to. He also could've simply, not married a girl off of Tinder. Again, that's before we open the femboy can of worms. I wouldn't be surprised if information does later come out that justifies Sue's actions either. But hey, Dankula makes bad choices and that's why he's here.
I don't even disagree with you on most of this, but it feels completely schizo to act like Sue was always a walking red flag or "muh feminazi" considering how hard she tried to make it work with a guy who openly and extensively waxes his pole to men.
Also based on what he's said previously, despite the appearance she wasn't anything of a thot before, and given what else we know about the marriage (e.g. Dankula not doing much at home, not really helping with the kids, and being as terminally online as he is), it's questionable at best to say "she destroyed this marriage because she's an evil thot" rather than "she realized through finding something out that he's not going to be an acceptable husband and father for these kids". We also more or less know that he's gotten even worse since the kids were born, because he's spending even more time away from home since then and leaving her to raise these two on her own rather than helping.
 
I don't even disagree with you on most of this, but it feels completely schizo to act like Sue was always a walking red flag or "muh feminazi" considering how hard she tried to make it work with a guy who openly and extensively waxes his pole to men.
My point about all this is that appearances and first impressions DO matter. One look at Sue and you assume that she's not an acceptable wife. Just because things didn't turn out that way, doesn't make that first impression wrong. You wouldn't let your son marry a woman who looked like Sue off of first instincts.

That being said, she did stick with him through a lot of trash. Whether there was just a straw that broke the camel's back or not is up to speculation until we get more info. Personally though, I tend to think if something doesn't work, it was never going to work. The straw that broke the camel's back has a sister phrase. "If the straw didn't do it, the ass-fly would've". Bottom line though, it sucks for Dank and this divorce is gearing up to be nasty. I'm sure we'll get plenty of content.

This is pretty much it. As weird and incel as Japs can be with sex, living in Tokyo for 5 years I never saw or heard from any friends of them ever being interested or willing to fuck a tranny/femboy, but they were more than eager to invite me to go to soap bars (prostitute clubs) with them. Thankfully there was no reason to use whores as a white guy in Japan though.
I think this is due to Japan having a very different take on prostitution. They seem to view it much more as a transaction than they do in the West. It also doesn't seem to be as frowned upon there either.
 
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As weird and incel as Japs can be with sex, living in Tokyo for 5 years I never saw or heard from any friends of them ever being interested or willing to fuck a tranny/femboy, but they were more than eager to invite me to go to soap bars (prostitute clubs) with them.

Maybe they were worried you would bum all of the trannies too much, leaving only slack ones for them?
;)

In seriousness, it used to be a thing in the west for a father to take a son to an “understanding” lady, and posh cunts still have “man makers”.
Camila Parker Bowles, the Queen consort, it’s an open secret that she was Charles’s man maker and he never got over her, hence he climbed over Diana to fuck her again.

The point being, a bit of experience even arranged or paid for, can help a young man realize that while sex is important, it’s not so mysterious once you have done it.
 
So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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Is that a dildo on the floor?
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Not an exact match but it's a common design with many variations in controls/color, I just didn't feel like wading through dildos to find the exact one.
 
Is that a dildo on the floor?
Not an exact match but it's a common design with many variations in controls/color, I just didn't feel like wading through dildos to find the exact one.
I noticed that too, looks like a can of energy drink or irn bru or some shit
 
It's a can of deodorant. L'oreal Men Expert 48H Thermic Resist for Sweaty Fat Fucks.
He said on a recent video that he uses listerine in a spray bottle for deodorant purposes:
Edit: title is mocking the article, his entire video is mocking the claim that bathing is unnecessary
Is that deodorant really strong enough to subdue the beast, or did he switch to listerine because it wasn't strong enough?
 
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He said on a recent video that he uses listerine in a spray bottle for deodorant purposes:
Is that deodorant really strong enough to subdue the beast, or did he switch to listerine because it wasn't strong enough?
I guess Listerine would kill the smell-causing bacteria, but it would have absolutely no antiperspirant effect whatsoever.
Smelling is fucking minging, but big drippy wet patches aren't any better. He would have to use a strong antiperspirant too.

Alternatively he could go outside more and put the fucking fork down, which would help. I'm not into the fatshaming here, but when you can no longer make yourself adequately dry and not-smelling to move in society, you need to take serious action about the state you're in.
 
If you want to have a fun challenge, try understanding him when he's using his natural Scottish accent around his fellow Scotsmen.
This isn't that thick, if you want him actually hard to understand there's a video on his twitter of him fishing that I'm struggling to find (I'll post it when I do)
 
The breakup is boring romcom shit.

Kids wont be alright no matter if the parents are separated or not. No breakup happens without a reason. If COVID told us one thing, it's that if two people are locked inside together, like terminally online people are, they will start hating each other.


This has been happening for how many years now and you still don't get it. Being gay is a fetish. When you are so fucked up on sissy tranny gooner furry STD corruption scat porn you stop finding the opposite sex attractive anymore because your brain is falling out of your head. But no. Get it twisted, all of these teenagers coming out of the woodwork after having been groomed by sissy tranny gooner furries who have STDs and like corruption scat porn were just 'totally gay all along guys uwu~!'

We get your kids.

 
I'm genuinely amazed you are married, so fair play.

2 internet personalities trying to pretend they are still in a relationship to the rest of the world is absolutely retarded. "We're protecting the kids" lmfao :story:
The mrs would agree with you there but she's fucking stuck with me. I agree with you 100%, trying to maintain your in a relationship when you aren't is spastic behaviour. At the same time though there's no good reason to tell the internet all your business. That particular horse bolted the stable a long ass time ago with these 2 watch smackers.

This isn't that thick, if you want him actually hard to understand there's a video on his twitter of him fishing that I'm struggling to find (I'll post it when I do)
It's not really how thick the accent is it's purely the speed. I long ago trained myself to speak slower if I'm interacting with non-scots because if you don't no cunt can understand you.

He said on a recent video that he uses listerine in a spray bottle for deodorant purposes:
Is that deodorant really strong enough to subdue the beast, or did he switch to listerine because it wasn't strong enough?
What a total clatty bastard. If you step out the shower and you still smell like BO then you aren't cleaning yourself properly. If he was one of those 600lbs cunts I'd maybe understand but he has no excuse for being minging tit.
 
My point about all this is that appearances and first impressions DO matter. One look at Sue and you assume that she's not an acceptable wife. Just because things didn't turn out that way, doesn't make that first impression wrong. You wouldn't let your son marry a woman who looked like Sue off of first instincts.
When the fuck did all of you faggots start worrying about these looks, anyway? Most of this forum's target demographic grew up being taught that looks are deceiving and, yet, here we are saying we should judge people with piercings and tattoos on first glance.
Spoiler alert: it's not the tattoos and piercings. It's the generation they were raised in.

Backpedaling and pretending you weren't going for an easy dunk with your trad-larp bullshit is transparent as fuck.
 
It's not really how thick the accent is it's purely the speed. I long ago trained myself to speak slower if I'm interacting with non-scots because if you don't no cunt can understand you.
I'm starting to wonder if the fishing video was in Scots or Gaelic then, because it was fairly slow and even slowing it down still felt like I was having a stroke
What a total clatty bastard. If you step out the shower and you still smell like BO then you aren't cleaning yourself properly. If he was one of those 600lbs cunts I'd maybe understand but he has no excuse for being minging tit.
I'm willing to give him the benefit of doubt here because most men smell slightly musty to me, so I assume maybe he just has a slightly stronger version of that stink
Also for the sake of clarity for anybody reading this who didn't have the time to watch the video, the title is making fun of the article the video is about. He's 100% not saying that bathing is actually a psyop lol
 
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Most of this forum's target demographic grew up being taught that looks are deceiving and, yet, here we are saying we should judge people with piercings and tattoos on first glance.
I'll play devil's advocate (although I do mostly agree with you): alot of people have found through experience/pattern recognition that looks are often a good indicator of certain things, like piercings with poor impulse control, or big noses with deviant behavior
 
I'm starting to wonder if the fishing video was in Scots or Gaelic then, because it was fairly slow and even slowing it down still felt like I was having a stroke
Gaelic isn't one of his talents afaik. He was probably pished on buckfast or something because that will tank your ability to understand the accent to a stupid degree. Chuck in some slang and you've got a recipe for disaster. I'd love to see this video just to see how bad it is but I can't find it either.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of doubt here because most men smell slightly musty to me, so I assume maybe he just has a slightly stronger version of that stink
I can't say I've smelled a bunch of dudes really so I'll have to trust you there. I know technically everyone has their own odour about them however you shouldn't be able to smell it right away after a shower.

Also for the sake of clarity for anybody reading this who didn't have the time to watch the video, the title is making fun of the article the video is about. He's 100% not saying that bathing is actually a psyop lol
Aye I think people were going by the title instead of watching it. :story:
 
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I'd love to see this video just to see how bad it is but I can't find it either.
I finally found it in my history, behold!

About half of it sounds perfectly fine, and then the other half sounds like when someone speaks a language that's just barely outside of intelligible to your own. I have no idea why I've remembered this video for so long lmao
Gaelic isn't one of his talents afaik. He was probably pished on buckfast or something because that will tank your ability to understand the accent to a stupid degree.
Probably was drunk, no surprise there lol
I know technically everyone has their own odour about them however you shouldn't be able to smell it right away after a shower.
Even my brother has a distinct smell right out the shower, and he's one of the cleanest men I've met. Maybe that's not the norm, I guess lol
Aye I think people were going by the title instead of watching it. :story:
I should've clarified that immediately, whoops lmfao
 
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I'll play devil's advocate (although I do mostly agree with you): alot of people have found through experience/pattern recognition that looks are often a good indicator of certain things, like piercings with poor impulse control, or big noses with deviant behavior
I mean, yeah, there's bound to be a bit of damage, sure, but no more than the regular person. They're just using their looks to get it out instead of secretly beating their spouse.
 
About half of it sounds perfectly fine, and then the other half sounds like when someone speaks a language that's just barely outside of intelligible to your own. I have no idea why I've remembered this video for so long lmao
That sounds intelligible to me as an Australian. It’s only hard to understand any of it because of the mumbling. There’s a line in the middle “just as well I…” which I couldn’t understand the second half of.
 
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