Count Dankula

[Dwarf Lord]

From his Glencoe Massacre video 4 years ago. Now I know why he hasn't made a video without him wearing a hat in over 3 years.

 

[Brigadoom]

About half of it sounds perfectly fine, and then the other half sounds like when someone speaks a language that's just barely outside of intelligible to your own. I have no idea why I've remembered this video for so long lmao

It's definitely the quiet mumble that's throwing everyone off. It's why most of us have to remember to enunciate clearly if talking to anyone not from Scotland because if not that's the result. In saying that it can even trip up Scots from other areas as well.

Probably was drunk, no surprise there lol

It's tradition to get hammered while fishing but I've got to say he does sound sober here. Shamefur dispray Markus!

Even my brother has a distinct smell right out the shower, and he's one of the cleanest men I've met. Maybe that's not the norm, I guess lol

The mrs tells me all she can get after I'm out the wash is whatever body wash/soap I've used so it's probably one of those subjective things. I know everyone has a distinct smell after the soap finally wears off but I've never met anyone who's had to use the old mouth-wash under the pits. I'll put it down to me being lucky to not have had to be around smelly bastards.

I should've clarified that immediately, whoops lmfao

People would have probably just ignored it anyway.

That sounds intelligible to me as an Australian. It’s only hard to understand any of it because of the mumbling. There’s a line in the middle “just as well I…” which I couldn’t understand the second half of.

"Just as we were packing up as well, smashing." He's trying to be quiet which makes the mumble so much worse so I can understand why you can't get any of it.

 

[Spud]

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From his Glencoe Massacre video 4 years ago. Now I know why he hasn't made a video without him wearing a hat in over 3 years.

The Norwood Reaper spares none.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Featuring this news was a massive mistake. Glad I got to hear about it so I can keep an eye out but I haven't seen this many, "fuck women, especially ones that have tattoos and piercings," posts since the last time I cruised 4chan hoping to see something entertaining (spoiler: I didn't).
10 years ago you faggots would have been bitching at religious folk for not liking tattoos and piercings. Shut the fuck up.

10 years ago was 2014, not 1957.

 

[bangdingow]

Featuring this news was a massive mistake. Glad I got to hear about it so I can keep an eye out but I haven't seen this many, "fuck women, especially ones that have tattoos and piercings," posts since the last time I cruised 4chan hoping to see something entertaining (spoiler: I didn't).
10 years ago you faggots would have been bitching at religious folk for not liking tattoos and piercings. Shut the fuck up.

"Hurrdurr you're just contrarians."
Fuck off, kike.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I feel for Dank as I've been through the same thing and it sucks. All these people I saw on Twitter telling him they should try to work it out and stay together for the kids, I'm sure they mean well, but they're just wrong. The mistake I made was exactly that. My ex wife and I just became more miserable as time went on. It wasn't one thing or issue, it was 10 years worth of issues between us and in the end, we are both happier and our kids are well taken care of because we put shit aside and could act like adults through the divorce process. I'm hoping Dank can have the same outcome.

 

[Gas Grass Or Ass]

I know so many people who are trying to look for a partner who matches a certain set of traits or shared interests, and are miserable as they pass up everyone else around them. But that's not what makes someone compatible and is not what makes someone a suitable partner. They seem to immediately fall apart as soon as the incredibly passionate honeymoon period is over. Love and relationships rise and fall.

For me it was always values. Do we both have values that we can stick to come what may, and are so intrinsically part of who we are that we won't expect the other to ever "reveal" 30 years later that they actually never held those values?

God forbid you have a kid with anyone who doesn't have this alignment at the very least. We do, we're happy, and our kids are raised on that foundation. Also, if the values are not conducive to child rearing (even if you don't plan to have kids at all), then they're shit values. And let's be honest here: Markus and Sue both had value misalignment, and one of them may have "outed" themselves as having shit values (my money's on Markus, but my evidence is only circumstancial), which is what causes most of these very "out-of-left-field revelations" of separation/divorce.

 

[Dwarf Lord]

I feel for Dank as I've been through the same thing and it sucks. All these people I saw on Twitter telling him they should try to work it out and stay together for the kids, I'm sure they mean well, but they're just wrong. The mistake I made was exactly that. My ex wife and I just became more miserable as time went on. It wasn't one thing or issue, it was 10 years worth of issues between us and in the end, we are both happier and our kids are well taken care of because we put shit aside and could act like adults through the divorce process. I'm hoping Dank can have the same outcome.

'Stay together for the kids' was only a good concept before western entitlement reached the pinnacle of what we have now. The typical westerner child is not better off being raised by two parents who clearly hate and hurt each other and think mostly of themselves.

'Stay together for the kids' only works out to be better in in more traditional cultures, South American, Asian, Eastern European, because they don't let unfettered hedonism control their identity on average.

 

[bangdingow]

'Stay together for the kids' was only a good concept before western entitlement reached the pinnacle of what we have now. The typical westerner child is not better off being raised by two parents who clearly hate and hurt each other and think mostly of themselves.

'Stay together for the kids' only works out to be better in in more traditional cultures, South American, Asian, Eastern European, because they don't let unfettered hedonism control their identity on average.

Asians don't stay together for the "good of the child". What a shallow grasp of their culture you possess. It is nothing more than saving face. The same self-indulgent degenerate bullshit goes on behind closed doors in their marriages as here (if not more so). The difference is blind eyes are turned to it to keep up appearances. Nothing more. You sound like a weeb tbh.

 

[potatoman]

I kinda like the fat retard, how he managed to land a wife is beyond me though. His madlads are good though some interesting people in history. The KillDozer one was just really depressing.

Didn’t manage it for long

 

[Dwarf Lord]

Asians don't stay together for the "good of the child". What a shallow grasp of their culture you possess. It is nothing more than saving face. The same self-indulgent degenerate bullshit goes on behind closed doors in their marriages as here (if not more so). The difference is blind eyes are turned to it to keep up appearances. Nothing more. You sound like a weeb tbh.

Did you get cucked by some yellow chad or something? I listed three completely different races and you just sperged out about one of them for no reason.

And no, chinks, japs and chosenjin are far less self indulgent when it comes to their kids and will, on average, spend far more time, effort and money in securing their children's education and future compared to westerners. It's not even debatable.

 

[bangdingow]

Did you get cucked by some yellow chad or something? I listed three completely different races and you just sperged out about one of them for no reason.

And no, chinks, japs and chosenjin are far less self indulgent when it comes to their kids and will, on average, spend far more time, effort and money in securing their children's education and future compared to westerners. It's not even debatable.

Because you said you lived in Japan, numbnuts and your shallow understanding of why couples in "trad" cultures LIKE Japan stay together is apologist weeb-tier delusional.

 

[Thé au lait]

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Come on let's get back to making fun Dank being a stinky boi who wants Lovett's dick
(also it's a mix of stable family units being vital for society and raising functional children, and not wanting to lose face by "ruining" said family unit through divorce regardless of what the marriage is actually like)

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Have you ever seen a person from the UK before? I'm not even joking that's just what they look like.

Those in glass houses, O Doughy Overlord

 

[Gas Grass Or Ass]

Because you said you lived in Japan, numbnuts and your shallow understanding of why couples in "trad" cultures LIKE Japan stay together is apologist weeb-tier delusional.

You should see how nips chimp out in their private lives. They're an incredibly self-repressed people. I wouldn't advocate that extreme. I mean, this is a culture that for hundreds of years was told by their Emperor how to sit properly and had a ton of rules of etiquette that would carry severe punishments if broken. That culture didn't just disappear overnight as soon as Japan adopted a "western" economic/political structure.

East Europe somewhat represents a happy middle as long as you're not looking at families that are drenched (literally) in alcoholism (a form of hedonism a lot of people don't even consider, unless it's Rekieta because holy shit).

But I think it's really retarded to go full "West has fallen" blackpilled when it comes to raising families. Yeah, Anglosphere countries have stupidly entitled people who raise iPad babies, but that's not an absolute rule. There's a growing number of people who resent that way of raising children and are made of stern enough stuff to stick it through together.

But solidarity still has its limits. Even if you find "muh prefect Asian/Eastern European wife" (doesn't quite exist btw unless you yourself meet some pretty high standards; source: I have the latter), being into bussy is usually an easy way to find that limit quickly.

Also, to add to your reply: Living in a country for years =/= immersing yourself in the social/political/psychological "id" of that culture.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

'Stay together for the kids' was only a good concept before western entitlement reached the pinnacle of what we have now. The typical westerner child is not better off being raised by two parents who clearly hate and hurt each other and think mostly of themselves.

'Stay together for the kids' only works out to be better in in more traditional cultures, South American, Asian, Eastern European, because they don't let unfettered hedonism control their identity on average.

The problem is that divorce is even a viable option for people. Even without the husband paying half his salary for the woman, there are so many organisations and government bodies for divorced women it's practically an industry.

A century ago a woman getting divorced with kids would mean eviction and starvation. Nowadays we pay taxes to pay the other half the previous husbands don't.

 

[Brigadoom]

But I think it's really retarded to go full "West has fallen" blackpilled when it comes to raising families. Yeah, Anglosphere countries have stupidly entitled people who raise iPad babies, but that's not an absolute rule. There's a growing number of people who resent that way of raising children and are made of stern enough stuff to stick it through together.

This has been my experience too. There's definitely a culture of split up families or kids being brain dead because no one wants to get off their hole and parent but I know a lot of people who are doing the exact opposite. You can tell right away too because their children tend to be better behaved and less likely to turn into a junkie of whatever variety.

The problem is that divorce is even a viable option for people. Even without the husband paying half his salary for the woman, there are so many organisations and government bodies for divorced women it's practically an industry.

This while being true is slightly off in my experience. I know divorced couples who could actually act like adults and not drag their kids into petty fights, who have well-adjusted family lives. The main thing is you need to have both parents in the mix other wise it falls on it's arse. Sometimes relationships break up for whatever reason and divorce is just the only chance at a proper life for everyone. Some cunts use it too quickly though which is the real issue.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

This while being true is slightly off in my experience. I know divorced couples who could actually act like adults and not drag their kids into petty fights, who have well-adjusted family lives. The main thing is you need to have both parents in the mix other wise it falls on it's arse. Sometimes relationships break up for whatever reason and divorce is just the only chance at a proper life for everyone. Some cunts use it too quickly though which is the real issue.

The main issue is that due to decades of brainwashing people forgot that the reason for marriage is primarily long time survival rather than love. As cynical as it is, people change and even if you love someone now, in a decade they would change in both looks and personality (to a lesser extent hopefully). The family unit is better to handle crisis involving a family member as you have at least another people to help. Of course, today you have government plans to help, but that won't last long with welfare being a ponzi scheme. There's a reason why commies always want to subvert the family unit, and that is the ability to make people dependent on the system (and abuse kids).

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Count Dankula better be doing his impersonations of a Supreme Court Judge on twatter right now.

 

[isalaide]

That sounds intelligible to me as an Australian. It’s only hard to understand any of it because of the mumbling. There’s a line in the middle “just as well I…” which I couldn’t understand the second half of.

"just as I was packing up as well" (lit. jist is ah wis packin up an aw)

It's not really how thick the accent is it's purely the speed. I long ago trained myself to speak slower if I'm interacting with non-scots because if you don't no cunt can understand you.

I had elocution lessons at school. Not enough to turn me into Joanna Lumley, but enough so that I sound like Kirsty Wark. Most people I know, I met after I had been made to talk proper, so on the rare occasions folk hear me code switch into Janey Godley they just about shit themselves.