IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

[What the shit]

Malding.

That makes sense from the dozens of hours he spends defending Alice from discord fags.

 

[I hate children?]

lol at scumbag Alice saying she hates/doesn't want anything to do with @shawnphase but still accepting money from him. The big age gap is gross but they kind of deserve one another .

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

We're getting laid severely.

If you wanna try my balls, come to my door!

What did Low T Shawn mean by this?

lol at scumbag Alice saying she hates/doesn't want anything to do with @shawnphase but still accepting money from him.

Based Alice getting paid to call him a creepy faggot while we sit here and do it for free.

 

[Begemot]

with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home.

You will submit to us, they all do, in the end....

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home.

if you say so. but one of my closest dearest friends just left and its a chick ive known 20+ years, but i wont give deets because im 'sneeding' other than it hurt like crazy for both of us for her to get in the ride. think i didnt tell alice? do you think it doesnt hurt me whenever any friend leaves?

look bud, call me whatever you want, but i care a lot about a lotta ladies and none of em seem to mind and nothings anything a mad cunt like you assumes. im not a player or a greaseball like a lotta guys can be. im a gentleman and i mean a lot of things to a lot of people, some of em just happen to be some of the most passionate women who ever walked the earth. guys like you dont like that. your gripe, not mine.

how do you consistently manage to bang out on your kb the most gayest series of words ever posted to this forum


tell us the secret to your faggotry

 

[AnOminous]

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do.

Lmao what is this shit even supposed to mean?

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Lmao what is this shit even supposed to mean?

"I've rebuilt and rewired my brain with nootropics, homeopathics and cough medicine."

 

[Lurk McDurk]

Some years been harder than others...

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Imagine being over 40 years old and still doing DXM because you’re to much of a weirdo to find real dealers, and to stupid to use a DNM.

 

[Altera]

Null once asked what we thought would happen if chris chan made a no-pretending true and honest account to speak in his own threads. I feel like schizophase has taken a huge leap in demoing how that might have went.

 

[Dona Morte]

@shawnphase
What do you think of this?

Also who is better you or @sammyman
You guys should TOTALLY to a drum battle.

 

[SpikkledSpazz]

wow creepy, fulla false deets, low effort, obsessive to a t, gj i guess if thats what you were goin for. who allows this kinda shit around here again, null?

Old discord post from shawn

Finally, the deets.

Shawns song made for Alice

YouTube link:

 

[Cat Attack]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Well then I guess the old story checks out:

Q: What do you call a dumb bass player
A: The drummer

 

[Scheele's Green]

deets

What the fuck is this? High school?

Cool cardboard fort bro. Is that your mom's basement?

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

if chris chan made a no-pretending true and honest account

https://kiwifarms.st/members/paintingatree.222/#recent-content

 

[Empresa]

Couple highlights from the general IP2 thread, there's so many tbh...

nah, the deal there was that they were on shrooms and heather found her way onto discord...so i put on a lightshow for her and screwed with my camera's settings for like an hour and a half making her laugh her ass off. theres not much more fun to me than to entertain a tripping person. i tried to cop some screenshots, but it was tough because i was constantly tweaking it, vaping and blowing pink and blue and rainbow colored smoke. at one point she said to her friend 'i wish i could rent my eyes to you', heh. heres the only screenshot i could grab. heather's a cool chick, that was the first time i got to talk to her.

You are a chronic simp Shawn, and you need to stop.
This is officially an intervention.

Whenever Shawn writes i just can't help it but my vision goes all

Shawn is currently accosting me in the DMs at the moment

Come back we can talk it out...

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I will not be extorted btw

 

[What the shit]

You're fighting a losing battle @shawnphase but keep embarrassing yourself.

 

[Altera]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/paintingatree.222/#recent-content

That's not true and honest. Hes pretending to be someone else.

 

[LanceHaver]

"I'll ride my steed for all the ladies"