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Not until he posts his My Little Pony panties. Or has his midlife crisis.
IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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@Arm Pit Cream got halal'd in the splinter. Showed his fetish for sultans and how he loves White Boy Summer as a brown Turkish man in Quebec.
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- Jul 25, 2020
Goocheese is crying herself to sleep because shawnphase doesn't wanna hang out with her:
Instead he is jerking off to this:
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- Aug 25, 2017
I have been a very good boy this year. I will commit to the same in 2022 on the condition Gunt ditches Pedosu and gets with Alice.
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@shawnphase seething he didn't get invited on RV7
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He never would have accepted anyway. Just wait a few minutes while he outlines how he's too much of a string plucking old soul to bother with those losers. Then he will seethe an cope endlessly on pedocord.
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- Aug 26, 2018
My source in Baltimore sent me this shot of @shawnphase at a farmers market. What a nigga wouldn't do for some of that low low onion.
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He’s a Pole? That explains it all. They’re considered the stupid niggers of Europe.
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While there are plenty of dumb polack jokes, historically that title has been held by others. I say this as someone with a little blood of the aforementioned in my veins.
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The king has spoken!
its over shawn bros, we're all getting blocked..
its over shawn bros, we're all getting blocked..
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This is not fair.
I did nothing to @shawnphase and just want to talk music.
Are you seeding the music YouTube space to @sammyman ?
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What updates can your patreon's expect?
When is the next album?
You have also not answered if you do covers?
If you do not want to be seen as a weirdo then engage with people with some kind of dialogue.
I did nothing to @shawnphase and just want to talk music.
Are you seeding the music YouTube space to @sammyman ?
Also
What updates can your patreon's expect?
When is the next album?
You have also not answered if you do covers?
If you do not want to be seen as a weirdo then engage with people with some kind of dialogue.
I want to know more of the cardboard hut. I liked the guy who asked what Shawn's mom charges for rent, and that he was moving in.
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Micks, polacks, slavs, they're all white niggers to me.
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- Aug 26, 2018
Shawn claims to be an oldfag, but he doesn't know how to use kiwichat's most basic feature. Keep on not caring about the Farms @shawnphase, we'll see you back in chat later on today.
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He can't even muster up the strength to post about how he doesn't care that Alice got Gunted and he expects us to believe he isn't seething?
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Why would he be seething.
He now won't have to pay Jacob to see the sex tape he recorded off chickens phone since the Gunt is bound to leak his.
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Shawn claims to have moved on from low onion to cake, but I am less than optimistic.
Look upon ye NEETs and despair
You will never be a burnt out basement dweller who waxes philosophical and fails to score with chicks half your age.
He fell off the wagon a few minutes later.
Look upon ye NEETs and despair
You will never be a burnt out basement dweller who waxes philosophical and fails to score with chicks half your age.
He fell off the wagon a few minutes later.
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@shawnphase donated $5 to get mod in the new streamer "Tommy"s chat.
this is tommy btw
12 hours later a wild shawn phase appears and enters chat
hes upset goocheese timed him out lol
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