Cryptoland - A physical crypto island where its community can surround themselves with other like-minded individuals.

[AnOminous]

Had he not mentioned the fact that he is getting an NFT for 160 ETH or getting a discount, no one, and that includes me, wouldn't have thought to go through the blockchain for how a 317 ETH plot of land was basically "sold" at half price. That plot of land was essentially used for money laundering.

And the size of the swindle also tells you that a level this assclown is operating on. He barely swindled a million and had to launder even that. Lmao. Pathetic.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I think the best comparison to the video is Limbo of the Lost:

A video that is so bad that it's hard to stop watching, filled with stolen assets but had someone care enough to put effort into it for no discernible reasons.
For me the entire scam behind it is the least interesting part.

 

[cuttysnark]

I can't wait to see what the crypto island whores look like.

 

[Least Concern]

I can't wait to see what the crypto island whores look like.

You've seen that Cuties poster, right?

 

[Quijibo69]

Bad CGI is really bad. It's like local ads like this:

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I find it genuinely scary that this animation was made. It's so juvenile, corny, and cringe and the think this will get cryptonerds hyped for their crypto Epstein island. They made this unironically. I will lose sleep.

"Crypto degen with a crush for crypto kiddies"

God save us all.

 

[ditto]

They made this unironically. I will lose sleep.

Maybe they were going for something "so bad it's good" that could go viral, get a few laughs but also draw in investors.
But the animators really weren't good enough for that.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe they were going for something "so bad it's good" that could go viral, get a few laughs but also draw in investors.
But the animators really weren't good enough for that.

I've seen Caillou gets grounded shit that looks more professional.

 

[Adamska]

You know cryptospergs are stupid when they're late to the "buy the Island for the thing that replaces having hobbies and life" scam that Reddit fell for. Twice. Years later.

 

[SunburnNation]

I find it genuinely scary that this animation was made. It's so juvenile, corny, and cringe and the think this will get cryptonerds hyped for their crypto Epstein island. They made this unironically. I will lose sleep.

"Crypto degen with a crush for crypto kiddies"

God save us all.

He said "kitties." As in a type of NFT(I think). Just one of a billion other in-jokes they thought would do anything other than pigeonhole themselves.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know cryptospergs are stupid when they're late to the "buy the Island for the thing that replaces having hobbies and life" scam that Reddit fell for. Twice. Years later.

Honestly I feel like I'm the only one who still remembers that dumb Brony Island scam that was years before Reddit Island

 

[Adamska]

Honestly I feel like I'm the only one who still remembers that dumb Brony Island scam that was years before Reddit Island

Eh, autistic boards often did the "we will build a society free of the normals" that led to the same thing. It's just they never actually got far enough to even get scammed.

It's really amazing how often this scam works.

 

[SunburnNation]

We're literally living in 1984 guise!!

 

[Sangria]

Like reddit island, but somehow even more environmentally damaging.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Cryptoland” sounds like a lazier version of The Sims, yet not knowing what to do with their “earned” crypto/NFT earnings.

Also, Mutahar chimed in with his own story on it:

 

[️ronic]

We're literally living in 1984 guise!!

ironic

 

[ditto]

Also, Mutahar chimed in with his own story on it:

Hoping that CoffeeZilla will dig into it too.

 

[Yaks]

That's what I saw it being described as. The Fyre Festival of Crypto. Except in this case they didn't sink some cash into Ja Rule giving it a tenuous talk up. They made a fucking CGI short film that looks like Food Fight.

Pretty close otherwise, they've apparently not even bought the island but they're already mentioning there's no 'official' age of consent. That'll get them those pedo-bucks.

I keep seeing people mention Fyre Festival and Redditland, but in reality this is more like Galt's Gulch, the Libertarian Paradise, in which everything about this feels similar from the lack of understanding of land ownership to even knowing anything about the land they are purchasing. It involved wholesome shenanigans like hiring local gangs and having an armed standoff take over of the property, which as far as I know is still being squatted on by one of the original scammers. Lots of stolen money from dumb investors.

Also it ended in one of the founders shooting at Chilean's and driving his car through a crowd of protestors as a fun trivia fact.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

I'll place this one in off-topic for now, though if there's more group activity over time, we can have this moved over to Community Watch instead.

 

[Begemot]

The singing was the most cringeworthy part, well, that and the 'flirting' and.....Connie's undead perverted eyes