Cryptoland - A physical crypto island where its community can surround themselves with other like-minded individuals.

[D.Va]

Rather than fix the security issues with their minting portal they have completely removed the interactive map where you could buy the $1 million parcels. They now have no way of generating revenue.

An AMA is scheduled for Tuesday 18 at around 20:00 UTC, which is around 28 hours from now.

 

[cybertoaster]

Just how many of these crypto metaverse ripoffs there are now? I recall one where supposedly snoop dog has some "land" in, I think its the sandbox?

NGL I wish I was able to pull scams like these.

 

[Retink]

CryptoLand has gone from a cringe new thing to something with retrospective "what went wrong" documentaries in only 2 weeks.

They're speed running failure.

Just how many of these crypto metaverse ripoffs there are now? I recall one where supposedly snoop dog has some "land" in, I think its the sandbox?

NGL I wish I was able to pull scams like these.

I think CityDAO recently got hacked and lost a bunch of funds or something which was supposed to be a crypto city somewhere in the USA.

 

[D.Va]

jon is my favorite cryptolander by a mile

 

[Pee Cola]

Just how many of these crypto metaverse ripoffs there are now? I recall one where supposedly snoop dog has some "land" in, I think its the sandbox?

My first thought was Akon City.

 

[AnOminous]

My first thought was Akon City.

Akon City is a model of pragmatism and transparency compared to this shit. It is probably equally doomed, but I don't think it's a scam right out of the gate.

 

[Pee Cola]

Akon City is a model of pragmatism and transparency compared to this shit. It is probably equally doomed, but I don't think it's a scam right out of the gate.

True, the motivation appears to be different, but its chance of success is roughly the same as Cryptoland's.

 

[Retink]

As one crypto island scam gets knocked down, another pops up, this time Crypto Island (not affiliated) and they are paying creatures like this to promote it.

For those of you who don't know this fine fella, he's the one who went all in on Doge Coin and had several million dollars at its peek. A bunch of big youtubers interviewed him and told him to sell, or at least sell half to have a nest egg as Doge is a shitcoin but he refused saying he'd only sell at 10 million or something. He now sits at under a million and shills shit coins that have doge like icons and is continuing to bleed money with investments into things like "Millionaire Maker" where he turned 5,000$ into 800$.

He should probably update his banner to "Doge Coin Former Millionaire".

 

[cybertoaster]

They're speed running failure.



I think CityDAO recently got hacked and lost a bunch of funds or something which was supposed to be a crypto city somewhere in the USA.

Yeah, "hacked", right.

These schemes always get "hacked" when theres a critical mass of tards and right before said tardmass starts noticing things and leaving, what a coincidence.

jon is my favorite cryptolander by a mile

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This is BEYOND parody, is this fucker one of the founders? because he sounds like a tryhard scammer who can't even speak proper english.

As one crypto island scam gets knocked down, another pops up, this time Crypto Island (not affiliated) and they are paying creatures like this to promote it.

For those of you who don't know this fine fella, he's the one who went all in on Doge Coin and had several million dollars at its peek. A bunch of big youtubers interviewed him and told him to sell, or at least sell half to have a nest egg as Doge is a shitcoin but he refused saying he'd only sell at 10 million or something. He now sits at under a million and shills shit coins that have doge like icons and is continuing to bleed money with investments into things like "Millionaire Maker" where he turned 5,000$ into 800$.

He should probably update his banner to "Doge Coin Former Millionaire".
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108k followers and he gets paid to shill? JFC things are even worse than I thought.

 

[Retink]

Yeah, "hacked", right.

These schemes always get "hacked" when theres a critical mass of tards and right before said tardmass starts noticing things and leaving, what a coincidence.

This one seems like a legit "hack" so far, and by hack I mean they were tricked into giving someone access by means of Discord.

108k followers and he gets paid to shill? JFC things are even worse than I thought.

It's worse than that, the guy got all of those subscribers when he first became a millionaire a year or so ago, and he was getting 100-200k views. Today, now that he's no longer a millionaire and the hype has died down he get like 20k views tops. That video has less than 10k views and he scored a trip to the Bahamas for it.

 

[cybertoaster]

This one seems like a legit "hack" so far, and by hack I mean they were tricked into giving someone access by means of Discord.

Come on they can't be this retarded, I'm not a pro in OpSec and even I know better than using fucking discord let alone sharing private keys there.

It's worse than that, the guy got all of those subscribers when he first became a millionaire a year or so ago, and he was getting 100-200k views. Today, now that he's no longer a millionaire and the hype has died down he get like 20k views tops. That video has less than 10k views and he scored a trip to the Bahamas for it.

Might be a retard but he can still pull a scam it seems.

 

[pearlslam]

mint.cryptoland.is is poorly coded and I managed to "buy" parcel 29 through a POST request with random information. It does not attempt to verify any transactions serverside.

(nb: in their API it's marked "pending", just like Kyle Chasse's, so either it doesn't work properly or he was never stupid enough to spend real money on it in the first place.)

Rate me as late as I just reread and processed what was said, but Mr. Chasse is stupid enough to spend actual Crypto on it, just not his. You can go through the blockchain and you can track down the fact that on November 7th (all dates UTC time) at 9:32AM, he received a deposit of 123 ETH from a benefactor (note: I think that it is either Max or Helena that gave him the ETH). The next morning at 1:30AM, the contract was altered to make it appear that ETH was at $9500 USD. At 1:42AM, the plot was purchased at 157 ETH, which you can see at the video linked below within the first 3 minutes. At 1:48AM, the contract was again altered to cut out the discount. The whole thing took 18 minutes once the contract was first altered.

Ether Going into Mr. Chasse's wallet:

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x9e9cd563d7ef7064525b39d027d2651f27d9572aef17de4a4e51144cf05e5d32

Contract owner Breaking the contract:

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x07fe4de6b20c73edf1e52dc440a2a8a52dce7fff49b319e94071894bea59d98e

The Purchase:

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x823594335c39f846159179e0b7bac2bf82d3164f8d881ab066ee0dded2bf8e63

"The Fix":

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x8ba92b4ee3796b756b6feb9b44ee2033fd7a7545a2bac6ae47685191602da166

Video in question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J2na0bKlYA

I'm not bothering to archive the etherscan links because they are a permanent record. I also don't know how to archive video.

 

[Retink]

So, they did a Q&A recently for their private crypto people, and someone leaked it, so here's the unlisted video

Here's how he starts out in the first minute: "but uh for those who don't know um on january 4th so it's about two weeks ago um um there was a a wave of hate against cryptoland um and it's very curious because...

...is there anything wrong with a piece of land surrounded by sea that's a private island is there something wrong with..."

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not bothering to archive the etherscan links because they are a permanent record. I also don't know how to archive video.

Anyone who can't see that literally everything these clown planet clowns do is sketch as fuck more or less doesn't even deserve to have money.

 

[D.Va]

Molly White spent the afternoon in the Discord. She lives in the heads of these schizos and they're paranoid of moles

Vincent Vega left the server in the middle of an argument that evening for the same reason since they keep accusing him of feeding info to the non-believers. He's the one that recorded that AMA



Molly comes back, tl;dr: moderator Ember argues with her over not believing on Twitter for an hour until she gets banned at the mod's discretion

Spoiler: Sperging

more schizoing

 

[AnOminous]

Molly comes back, tl;dr: moderator Ember argues with her over not believing on Twitter for an hour until she gets banned at the mod's discretion

Wtf is going on here? Molly is coming across as the sane one? Wtf?

 

[pearlslam]

Anyone who can't see that literally everything these clown planet clowns do is sketch as fuck more or less doesn't even deserve to have money.

Absolutely agree. However, I was pointing out that Mr. Chasse has massive ethical issues and unanswered questions on that laptop. You can catch multiple slips of the tongue at barely a third of the way into the video. For example:

He said this in regards to the discount:

And ETH pumps today, so I am getting an even better discount...

Had he not mentioned the fact that he is getting an NFT for 160 ETH or getting a discount, no one, and that includes me, wouldn't have thought to go through the blockchain for how a 317 ETH plot of land was basically "sold" at half price. That plot of land was essentially used for money laundering.

 

[Bull Kike]

Critikal made a video on Cryptoland.

 

[D.Va]

if you don't want to watch 2 hours of a French and a Spanish tripping over themselves to sell a scam, here's their AMA archive PDF

 

[Asdfgunman81]

I think this may have been mentioned, but has anyone pointed out that most of these character models are ripped from already existing movies?