Cryptoland - A physical crypto island where its community can surround themselves with other like-minded individuals.

[Skeletor]

Every generation has its version of the “Moron Libertarians Buy An Island” show. This time it has a crypto side plot.

 

[D.Va]

Jon is basically one of the most active users in the Discord now. He’s posting to the fanarts channel on a regular basis and emoji reacts his own posts nonstop



Jon has made many epic memes with that format he’s dubbed “Unfortunate Peter” who I infer is the Peter he keeps trying to get investing into Cryptoland. It’s a little sad that the project has come to abusing the actually brain damaged instead of the usual garden variety crypto investor. You might be thinking he’s ESL, but he claims he lives on the US East Coast.

 

[pearlslam]

Jon has made many epic memes with that format he’s dubbed “Unfortunate Peter” who I infer is the Peter he keeps trying to get investing into Cryptoland. It’s a little sad that the project has come to abusing the actually brain damaged instead of the usual garden variety crypto investor.

Someone shared this with me. If any of you know what the BITE model is, it is how cults get their followers to willingly be mind fucked by someone. At this point, they know that everything about Cryptoland isn't going to happen, but they are passing on the charade anyway because they have followers of the idea of a "libertarian Lord of the Flies" scenario. If Max and Helena can't do it, then Kyle Chasse with his Thailand-based House of Dao could possibly pull this off.

Cults generally have a personality or two to shepherd the flocks. Max is at the top (and supposedly untouchable), Helena is just the alpha bitch, and Kyle Chasse is the cult of personality that gathers the suckers together.

EDIT: Site is being a dummy. Here is the archive of the link. https://archive.is/zgmNb

 

[AnOminous]

Every generation has its version of the “Moron Libertarians Buy An Island” show. This time it has a crypto side plot.

Have they yet to notice this shit never works?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

You can't not tell me that this whole thing is just a trolling attempt by /biz/. The animation has /biz/ gayop written all fucking over it. The pink wojak references, the BitConnect memes, the dog shit Punjabi animation, the memes in general. It's all just a giant shitpost by /biz/ to trick retards out of their crypto.

 

[Least Concern]

Have they yet to notice this shit never works?

True libertarianism has never been tried.

 

[Begemot]

You can't not tell me that this whole thing is just a trolling attempt by /biz/. The animation has /biz/ gayop written all fucking over it. The pink wojak references, the BitConnect memes, the dog shit Punjabi animation, the memes in general. It's all just a giant shitpost by /biz/ to trick retards out of their crypto.

I think they hired a /biz/raeli to script this as they think it's what will appeal to the 'kids'.

 

[Skeletor]

Have they yet to notice this shit never works?

If they knew how shit works, they wouldn't be libertarians.

This goes back to the 60's at least, when dumbasses tried to buy their own island, with their own coins and everything. They got shut down by the Haitian military, lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Atlantis

Nevertheless, operating on local reports that pirates were diving for shipwrecks in the area, a Haitian gunboat happened upon Atlantis' construction site. Mistaking them for robbers, its captain ordered the Atlanteans: leave or be shot. With no arms to defend themselves and not seeking an international incident, Stiefel and his allies were forced to abandon Silver Shoals.[4]

Of course, modern-day libertarian dumbasses are also trying a "seasteading" Galt Gulch project. It's inevitable that crypto morons would try the same dumbshit idea.

https://www.seasteading.org/tag/peter_thiel/

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

This sounds crazy obviously but there's something about Cryptoland that makes me think there's something malevolent or even Satanic embedded within it - the video of course. I am largely apathetic to crypto - I don't think it's bad but I'm not trying to go to the moon. It has its good points and bad. So I don't have any investment in the public image of crypto.

But when I watch this video something feels wholly wrong. I feel my nerves start to act up, especially in my back and it makes me recoil. My hair stands on end. Uncanny valley. This shouldn't exist but it does. They thought this was OK. "Crypto is in my chromosome..." what? Why does he say he's a degenerate with a crush on "crypto kiddies?" Why did they make a "honey badger don't care" reference? The Aladdin song. Why is there a crying soyjack? This triggers some kind of primal instinct within me where I want to fight it but I can't.

The "Proof of Worth Gym's" acronym also happens to be an acronym for "prisoner of war."

 

[Quijibo69]

This sounds crazy obviously but there's something about Cryptoland that makes me think there's something malevolent or even Satanic embedded within it - the video of course. I am largely apathetic to crypto - I don't think it's bad but I'm not trying to go to the moon. It has its good points and bad. So I don't have any investment in the public image of crypto.

But when I watch this video something feels wholly wrong. I feel my nerves start to act up, especially in my back and it makes me recoil. My hair stands on end. Uncanny valley. This shouldn't exist but it does. They thought this was OK. "Crypto is in my chromosome..." what? Why does he say he's a degenerate with a crush on "crypto kiddies?" Why did they make a "honey badger don't care" reference? The Aladdin song. Why is there a crying soyjack? This triggers some kind of primal instinct within me where I want to fight it but I can't.

The "Proof of Worth Gym's" acronym also happens to be an acronym for "prisoner of war."

That's just a theory, a gay theory! It could be just a shitty video some scammers made.

 

[ditto]

there's something malevolent or even Satanic embedded within it

I get that same feeling reading Scientology literature.

 

[Begemot]

This sounds crazy obviously but there's something about Cryptoland that makes me think there's something malevolent or even Satanic embedded within it - the video of course. I am largely apathetic to crypto - I don't think it's bad but I'm not trying to go to the moon. It has its good points and bad. So I don't have any investment in the public image of crypto.

But when I watch this video something feels wholly wrong. I feel my nerves start to act up, especially in my back and it makes me recoil. My hair stands on end. Uncanny valley. This shouldn't exist but it does. They thought this was OK. "Crypto is in my chromosome..." what? Why does he say he's a degenerate with a crush on "crypto kiddies?" Why did they make a "honey badger don't care" reference? The Aladdin song. Why is there a crying soyjack? This triggers some kind of primal instinct within me where I want to fight it but I can't.
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The "Proof of Worth Gym's" acronym also happens to be an acronym for "prisoner of war."

A lot of it is biz memes, but thinking about it, yeah, there is a certain creepiness to it.

Also, how does Christopher know Connie? Why does Connie keep on leering at him when the chick is around?

I think you might be a 'based schizo', don't take that as an insult, though. You're on to something here.

 

[Jack Awful]

A lot of it is biz memes, but thinking about it, yeah, there is a certain creepiness to it.

Also, how does Christopher know Connie? Why does Connie keep on leering at him when the chick is around?

I think you might be a 'based schizo', don't take that as an insult, though. You're on to something here.

I think it was just written by foreigners who don't understand story structure that tried to cram in as many non-sequitur crypto memes as possible to make them seem like they're "in the know" and then farmed the script out to the cheapest Indian 3d animators possible.

 

[Blackhole]

This sounds crazy obviously but there's something about Cryptoland that makes me think there's something malevolent or even Satanic embedded within it - the video of course. I am largely apathetic to crypto - I don't think it's bad but I'm not trying to go to the moon. It has its good points and bad. So I don't have any investment in the public image of crypto.

But when I watch this video something feels wholly wrong. I feel my nerves start to act up, especially in my back and it makes me recoil. My hair stands on end. Uncanny valley. This shouldn't exist but it does. They thought this was OK. "Crypto is in my chromosome..." what? Why does he say he's a degenerate with a crush on "crypto kiddies?" Why did they make a "honey badger don't care" reference? The Aladdin song. Why is there a crying soyjack? This triggers some kind of primal instinct within me where I want to fight it but I can't.
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The "Proof of Worth Gym's" acronym also happens to be an acronym for "prisoner of war."

Trust your gut instincts brah.

 

[cybertoaster]

Someone shared this with me. If any of you know what the BITE model is, it is how cults get their followers to willingly be mind fucked by someone. At this point, they know that everything about Cryptoland isn't going to happen, but they are passing on the charade anyway because they have followers of the idea of a "libertarian Lord of the Flies" scenario. If Max and Helena can't do it, then Kyle Chasse with his Thailand-based House of Dao could possibly pull this off.

Cults generally have a personality or two to shepherd the flocks. Max is at the top (and supposedly untouchable), Helena is just the alpha bitch, and Kyle Chasse is the cult of personality that gathers the suckers together.

EDIT: Site is being a dummy. Here is the archive of the link. https://archive.md/zgmNb

Checked the behavior control part

(control) When, how and with whom the member has sex

That wont be a problem because nobody there has punched their v-card except maybe the scammers with a gypsy hooker from romania.

 

[888Flux]

This is like someone's fever dream that converged with reality. The animation is so uncanny and horrific that it reminds me of those neural network generated elsagate videos. With that being said, where do I redeem the Coin? Thank you Sirs and do the needful

It also reminds me of that dumb advertisement that Facebook (no I will not call it "meta") made with Zuckerfaggot surfing with the flat-art 3d grubhub people.

 

[D.Va]

The team section on their website was reduced to four people (removing three people I've never seen in their Discord: Bradley Robinson, Misha Hugget and Bartiosz Domiczek), and then hidden entirely after someone took Christopher's Twitter handle.

Otherwise nothing has really moved at all. The last tweet they put out was immediately mogged by everyone posting the mental maturity quote. They're probably losing hope on finding anyone retarded enough to drop a mil on this shit, should have sold timeshare NFTs for cheaper so they could have fished for more morons

 

[Game master arino]

This sounds crazy obviously but there's something about Cryptoland that makes me think there's something malevolent or even Satanic embedded within it - the video of course. I am largely apathetic to crypto - I don't think it's bad but I'm not trying to go to the moon. It has its good points and bad. So I don't have any investment in the public image of crypto.

But when I watch this video something feels wholly wrong. I feel my nerves start to act up, especially in my back and it makes me recoil. My hair stands on end. Uncanny valley. This shouldn't exist but it does. They thought this was OK. "Crypto is in my chromosome..." what? Why does he say he's a degenerate with a crush on "crypto kiddies?" Why did they make a "honey badger don't care" reference? The Aladdin song. Why is there a crying soyjack? This triggers some kind of primal instinct within me where I want to fight it but I can't.
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The "Proof of Worth Gym's" acronym also happens to be an acronym for "prisoner of war."

I was seriously expecting a most dangerous game style plot twist where they hunt down kidnapped no coiners for sport at any minute. Or maybe something out of the island of doctor moreau. Especially when he kept ominously hinting at "saving the best for last" but he was really just talking about a lame party. But who knows some fucked up sex cult stuff could be happening since we the viewer never actually see the party aside from a few fireworks.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Lmfao. This is literally the Poyais scheme .

The funniest part of crypto for me is them pretending to be cutting edge but only having imagination for scams that were considered old hat a century ago.

 

[D.Va]

https://archive.md/MPwpz

Daniel posted a long ass Medium post where he whines about being trolled by crypto pundits last month. Allegedly most of that reception is not organic, a complaint he has despite organising and rewarding twitter raids in the Discord.