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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To avoid the duck
 
Chris finally gets to go to his high school reunion. To his surprise, Tiffany Gowan comes up to him at once. "Wow, Chris! You haven't changed since high school, have you?"

"Nope!" says Chris. "I'm just the same as ever!"

"I meant your clothes."
 
Why did Chris REALLY get fired from his job at Wendy's?

A customer asked him to "hold the pickles."
 
What does Chris's trains sounds like when they arrived at CWCville?

Soni-chu-chu!
 
So a homophobe, a transvestite, and a convict walks into a bar . . .

. . . and the bartender says, " long island iced tea, Chris?"
 
Ok, here's the corniest Cwc joke ever told.

Where can you find all the try hard trolls hanging out in cwcville?

WEENiehut Jr's

Hers's another:

How many chus does it take to change a light bulb?

doesn't matter with a chu, even when the lights are on, nobody's home
 
How do business owners react to Chris?

THEY SEND IN DETECTIVES, THEY SEND IN POLICE
 
Environmentalist universally love Chris, they always say "see man, he recycles"
 
Full Credit goes to Mauvman Shuffleboard for this one:

Chris can't burn, the boy is so stupid he's even flame retardant.

He inspired me to make this one:

The doctor goes up to Chris and goes I'm afraid you have a enlarged prostate. Chris replies with "I knew Virginia was a state for TRUE and HONEST professionals, but I never knew you could make the state grow!
 
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