CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Not only that, but prison meals are bare minimum enough, everything else food wise has be bought at the commissaries. If Chris doesn't have any money, he's either sucking dudes off to the extreme, or going hungry.

He's going to be losing a ton of weight.

The VA Department of Corrections gives you at least 2,500 calories per day through meals. When you add on commissary food (aka junk food) it's not hard to hit 3k calories per day.

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

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As you can see I have not drawn anything in a long time. Anyway when I get the free time I'll bust out the calligraphy I bought and still haven't used and pen a fancy letter from princess celestia. If you wish to do the same make sure you abide by the mail regulations of the jail or else the shit will get thrown out.

you are a fucking sped that needs to be put down
people writing to chris in jail and exposing the charges to other inmates, along with sonichu bullshit that will generally attract unwanted attention, make me mati and I don't even care

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The VA Department of Corrections gives you at least 2,500 calories per day through meals. When you add on commissary food (aka junk food) it's not hard to hit 3k calories per day.

A compassionate prison would put the fatties on a restrictive diet like they did with Hermann Goring.

 

[Used Homunculi Salesman]

I have a bit of a question:
Let's say the sperg card saves him again & he slips out of this with a plea deal or similar slap on the wrist. He's still fucked, isn't he?
No one will ever let him into conventions again. He can't coast off Barb's bank account anymore. No one except dedicated weens will support him going forward. And nobody is gonna want him on to make guest appearances ever again (barring a certain gunted gentleman, of course ).

Is there any way he could possibly escape this disaster?

 

[jellodino]

I have a bit of a question:
Let's say the sperg card saves him again & he slips out of this with a plea deal or similar slap on the wrist. He's still fucked, isn't he?
No one will ever let him into conventions again. He can't coast off Barb's bank account anymore. No one except dedicated weens will support him going forward. And nobody is gonna want him on to make guest appearances ever again (barring a certain gunted gentleman, of course ).

Is there any way he could possibly escape this disaster?

unless he seriously didn't rape his mother after all (and there's substantial evidence to prove it), then no. Chris is doomed whether he goes to prison or not.

 

[Bonesaw]

I’m wondering if the Judge becomes the next Graduon in his comic. If he ever does another that is….

 

[Blue_Snow]

I have a bit of a question:
Let's say the sperg card saves him again & he slips out of this with a plea deal or similar slap on the wrist. He's still fucked, isn't he?
No one will ever let him into conventions again. He can't coast off Barb's bank account anymore. No one except dedicated weens will support him going forward. And nobody is gonna want him on to make guest appearances ever again (barring a certain gunted gentleman, of course ).

Is there any way he could possibly escape this disaster?

Psych hospital or group home will take him in. Also, I’m sure someone will allow him to do a panel at a con. There will be troons who will say that he didn’t do it and will come to see it. You would be surprised to know that there a lot of people who commit creepy/sexual shit and still are loved. David Bowie admitted to sleeping with 13/14 year olds and people still love him.

 

[King Kiwi]

Obviously I'm not gonna use a real return address I don't wanna have to explain to some postal inspector why I'm writing joke letters to an internet celebrity.

Are you really going to write to him?

Godspeed.
Ask him what prison food is like.

 

[Mason Verger]

I’m wondering if the Judge becomes the next Graduon in his comic. If he ever does another that is….

I’m waiting to find out who he'll blame for all this too. Not himself obviously. We know Null is on his shit list, and Null didn’t even turn him in initially.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I don't think that Chris will end up in a mental hospital but even if he does, he'll still have the same basic problem as he would in jail - he'd have a lifestyle imposed upon him by a third party, and he'd have no control over it.

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't think that Chris will end up in a mental hospital but even if he does, he'll still have the same basic problem as he would in jail - he'd have a lifestyle imposed upon him by a third party, and he'd have no control over it.

There’s so few mental hospitals these days that to qualify you gotta be a real fucking nutbar. I mean real shit eating lunatics. Prison has its own dangers of course, but it’s almost like “mainstreaming” all over again. Chris will be appalled to find himself back on the short bus.

 

[Victim2988]

Psych hospital or group home will take him in. Also, I’m sure someone will allow him to do a panel at a con. There will be troons who will say that he didn’t do it and will come to see it. You would be surprised to know that there a lot of people who commit creepy/sexual shit and still are loved. David Bowie admitted to sleeping with 13/14 year olds and people still love him.

About bowie, it was the 70s in england, teenage british girls are fucking wild animals, the girls wanted his dick, and nowadays they are all grannies with a funny story to tell when they met with other grannies. It was not like the jimmy saville thing, where girls were molested against their will or gary glitter who went to asia to fuck young underage girls when his career as a pop singer ended (and nowadays everybody hates saville and glitter).

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think that Chris will end up in a mental hospital but even if he does, he'll still have the same basic problem as he would in jail - he'd have a lifestyle imposed upon him by a third party, and he'd have no control over it.

To be fair...he'd love it.

His idealized time of his life is his high school days where he was ordered around and told to do shit and all he really had to think about was what he wanted to play with and other inane bullshit while other people made all the hard life decisions for him.

A regimented lifestyle, something he can't do on his own, is something he subconciously craves. As long as he gets to pretend he's a CPU goddess or some bullshit and people make decisions for him? He'll be happy.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

To be fair...he'd love it.

His idealized time of his life is his high school days where he was ordered around and told to do shit and all he really had to think about was what he wanted to play with and other inane bullshit while other people made all the hard life decisions for him.

A regimented lifestyle, something he can't do on his own, is something he subconciously craves. As long as he gets to pretend he's a CPU goddess or some bullshit and people make decisions for him? He'll be happy.

I think Chris liked high school because of the forced socialization, not necessarily that it was regimented. Chris has diligently resisted anything that exerted control over his life since then.

 

[jason analberg]

I think Chris liked high school because of the forced socialization, not necessarily that it was regimented. Chris has diligently resisted anything that exerted control over his life since then.

I agree. I don't think Chris will like being regimented, I think he'll end up going crazy without his Legos or PlayStation. also rip to the 500 dollars of toys he bought. I hope the cleaning lady who nicked them at least gave them a good rinse before she gave them to her kids.

 

[Mason Verger]

I think Chris liked high school because of the forced socialization, not necessarily that it was regimented. Chris has diligently resisted anything that exerted control over his life since then.

Yeah, there’s gonna be a distinct lack of gal pals wherever he ends up, and that was the best part about high school to him.

Hypothetical for shits and giggles: if Chris found out he was getting 5 years in prison no matter what.. but he could serve it in a women’s prison if he got the lil boomerang chopped off.. I wonder if he would go for it?

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I agree. I don't think Chris will like being regimented, I think he'll end up going crazy without his Legos or PlayStation. also rip to the 500 dollars of toys he bought. I hope the cleaning lady who nicked them at least gave them a good rinse before she gave them to her kids.

Also bear in mind that a mental institution for the criminally insane is MUCH different than a traditional mental institution. It's not just full of people with a mental illness, it's full of people with a mental illness who committed serious crimes because of that mental illness. The chance for violence is actually much higher in that setting, so there's much more of a lockdown type of environment.

Ironically, in a normal prison, Chris would be safer. He wouldn't be doing time with life inmates; the people who he'd be housed with probably wouldn't want to risk adding more time onto their sentence by assaulting CWC no matter how annoying he is. There's obviously not that limitation for the criminally insane.

 

[jason analberg]

Ironically, in a normal prison, Chris would be safer. He wouldn't be doing time with life inmates; the people who he'd be housed with probably wouldn't want to risk adding more time onto their sentence by assaulting CWC no matter how annoying he is. There's obviously not that limitation for the criminally insane.

I dunno, criminals are pretty dumb, so who knows what would happen. But even if chris ends up in normie jail and not some sort of nuthouse he'll probably be held separately from other inmates because he'd be in danger due to what he did, and how dumb he is.

 

[Shiversblood]

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As you can see I have not drawn anything in a long time. Anyway when I get the free time I'll bust out the calligraphy I bought and still haven't used and pen a fancy letter from princess celestia. If you wish to do the same make sure you abide by the mail regulations of the jail or else the shit will get thrown out.

You should not send criminals in jail letters that endorses and encourage criminal behavior and crimes. I would not surprised if you honestly got arrested and placed into prison yourself one day.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I dunno, criminals are pretty dumb, so who knows what would happen. But even if chris ends up in normie jail and not some sort of nuthouse he'll probably be held separately from other inmates because he'd be in danger due to what he did, and how dumb he is.

Most prisons are not nearly as violent as popular culture would make you think. Most criminals aren't there for very long and have only one thing on their minds, which is getting out into the free world again. They would think long and hard before doing anything that would add time to their sentence, which assaulting another prisoner definitely would do. I'm not saying violence is impossible but it's pretty unlikely.