CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[Princesswhistlewhacker]

I think Chris liked high school because of the forced socialization, not necessarily that it was regimented. Chris has diligently resisted anything that exerted control over his life since then.

I wonder what his prison social life will be like... seems like he'll probably be going to a men's prison. I honestly don't think he'd survive it.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I wonder what his prison social life will be like... seems like he'll probably be going to a men's prison. I honestly don't think he'd survive it.

It'll be interesting for sure. He'd definitely test boundaries with the CO's and other prisoners and soon realize that he's not going to get away with his usual shit. I think the most likely outcome is that he would just get really, really introverted.

 

[jason analberg]

Most prisons are not nearly as violent as popular culture would make you think. Most criminals aren't there for very long and have only one thing on their minds, which is getting out into the free world again. They would think long and hard before doing anything that would add time to their sentence, which assaulting another prisoner definitely would do. I'm not saying violence is impossible but it's pretty unlikely.

I know what you're saying, but Chris raped his mother. If anyone's going to assault somebody, Chris would be a prime target. Who the hell would want to share a cell with him, let alone a whole block?

 

[Mason Verger]

You should not send criminals in jail letters that endorses and encourage criminal behavior and crimes. I would not surprised if you honestly got arrested and placed into prison yourself one day.

Agreed, while it’s funny and I’m sure we’d all have some questions for him, directly fucking with Chris just seems like shitting on top of an already shit clogged toilet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Agreed, while it’s funny and I’m sure we’d all have some questions for him, directly fucking with Chris just seems like shitting on top of an already shit clogged toilet.

Chris would do that. And he would also try to shove dirty toilet paper and Leggos down there too.

 

[Broseph]

I think Chris liked high school because of the forced socialization, not necessarily that it was regimented. Chris has diligently resisted anything that exerted control over his life since then.

Exactly. Chris only romanticized high school because of his sadly misguided belief that he had "friends" who enjoyed talking to him, which is why his life peaked back in his Manchester days.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I know what you're saying, but Chris raped his mother. If anyone's going to assault somebody, Chris would be a prime target. Who the hell would want to share a cell with him, let alone a whole block?

Well sure but is it worth a year or two of your freedom to rough up an autist? For a lot of people, the answer is no. Not saying it could never happen but you see more of that activity with lifers who are going to be in the can for the rest of their days no matter what they do.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris would do that. And he would also try to shove dirty toilet paper and Leggos down there too.

Chances are he clogged it with tampons and maxi pads in the first place.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is gonna be the prison's snitch. He craves for fast food and he might be willing to tell everything for McNuggets.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is gonna be the prison's snitch. He craves for fast food and he might be willing to tell everything for McNuggets.

Too bad he's not social enough to be a snitch. "HEY, Tyrone, tell me about how you killed dem kids down at the park. And say it directly into my microphone...I mean, speak directly into my Double D cup breasts.. just like you would do at your crib with your bottom bitch".

 

[Maxliam]

I know what you're saying, but Chris raped his mother. If anyone's going to assault somebody, Chris would be a prime target. Who the hell would want to share a cell with him, let alone a whole block?

Not to mention his poor hygiene habits alone will draw the ire of other inmates. They'll throw piss in cups on him. He'll get beaten up just for his smell.

 

[Crex Crex]

I’m wondering if the Judge becomes the next Graduon in his comic. If he ever does another that is….

Probably not. That's more something Classic-era Chris would do. Modern Chris is just too detached from reality, he'll just rant about the merge. I miss when he was just a clueless manchild and not a sad delusional shell.

 

[Yamamura]

To think somewhere out there maybe is a timeline where Chris is packing his bags and collecting his go fund me income to spend the weekend at the first con since covid instead he's crying himself to sleep in a jail cell thinking about what to try and away the judge with next even though it'll do him no good

I'm imagining the ending from Requiem for a Dream but with Chris and Barb.

 

[Getwhatyou]

There are some huge niggers in female prison that can fight like men.

If he goes to female prison he will still get beaten into a pulp.

I once saw a dude smack his wife get stomped out by 2 bull dykes. Nose broken, crack eye socket and swollen like a fat Mexican

 

[Space General]

Everyone is so confident Chris is going to jail as per usual that I half expect the telflon tard will get a suspended sentence and enter some ludicrous new slap on the wrist program the state has just come up with.

You say this jokingly, but Virginia did just recently undergo criminal justice reform this year (mostly drug sentencing stuff but possibly something else).

Psych hospital or group home will take him in. Also, I’m sure someone will allow him to do a panel at a con. There will be troons who will say that he didn’t do it and will come to see it. You would be surprised to know that there a lot of people who commit creepy/sexual shit and still are loved. David Bowie admitted to sleeping with 13/14 year olds and people still love him.

there are people out there who think consensual incest (yes, IRL) is fine, and i don’t doubt that plenty of these degenerates run/work with cons. It’s not hard to see someone denying it was rape and from there using their “radical sexual acceptance” to justify the whole incident.

Concerning the psych ward, the standard “i was taken here under police custody and am waiting to go to court” psych ward in virginia is pretty cushy - certainly the isolation and sedative induced stupor is awful, but it’s not the worst place to be. Chris could negotiate his favorite movies being played on the common room tv, etc.
I can’t find any accounts of what the lifer’s ward is like these days, though.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Any wagers on how different Chris will be when it comes time for his second court hearing (September 16th)? Or has his brain clocked out for good?

 

[Princesswhistlewhacker]

Well sure but is it worth a year or two of your freedom to rough up an autist? For a lot of people, the answer is no. Not saying it could never happen but you see more of that activity with lifers who are going to be in the can for the rest of their days no matter what they do.

I get what you’re saying, but most people are in prison because they have poor impulse control and don’t always consider consequences. Chris is annoying as FUCK. Can’t you just hear him constantly whining or, as he previously described doing last time he was in jail, laying on his back and kicking the door while wailing like a retard? And not just for a day, but weeks, months? Even a normal person might break and kick his ass, prisoners aren’t going to give a shit. A couple of extra months for putting Chris in the hospital would look like heaven so long as those months are QUIET.

 

[Mason Verger]

Any wagers on how different Chris will be when it comes time for his second court hearing (September 16th)? Or has his brain clocked out for good?

Yeah, I’m dying for any sort of current temp check on Chris, because anything is possible.

I get what you’re saying, but most people are in prison because they have poor impulse control and don’t always consider consequences. Chris is annoying as FUCK. Can’t you just hear him constantly whining or, as he previously described doing last time he was in jail, laying on his back and kicking the door while wailing like a retard? And not just for a day, but weeks, months? Even a normal person might break and kick his ass, prisoners aren’t going to give a shit. A couple of extra months for putting Chris in the hospital would look like heaven so long as those months are QUIET.

Yeah, plus if he’s kept in the wing with the nutters, pedos and deviants, that’s a clique with even less impulse control than your average con. Christmas should be fun this year.

 

[Condicional]

Am I late? Has anyone saw this video yet about what would happen if chris doesn't shower?

Spoiler: Video Context

Basically, if Chris doesn't shower, other prisoners will bathe "her"; A bautism with clorox and a toilet brush.

Small edit: Actually, it may not be that extreme, like; "Hey, can that be true?" But still, it's hilarious to imagine.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Any wagers on how different Chris will be when it comes time for his second court hearing (September 16th)? Or has his brain clocked out for good?

This is the most pertinent question imho. If he really believes all this merge shit and doesn't abandon it all as make-believe as soon as he realizes that the jail arc is deadly serious and for real, he may possibly be ruled incompetent to stand trial. If they can't drug him back into reality in 90 days or less so he can stand trial, he could spend an indefinite amount of time in the nut hatch without benefit of trial---potentially more than the 10 - 12 years maximum sentence he's facing.

Idk if you guys are following the Lori Vallow Daybell case or not, but there are some interesting similarities (the most major difference being that she's up for the murder of her own two children). Lori Vallow Daybell got hooked up with a weird Mormon-aligned doomsday cult. She believed that people were being possessed or body-snatched or something and replaced with evil beings; the cult called them "zombies". Somewhere along the way she came to believe that her two children were "zombies", and allegedly, her brother and her new husband/cult leader murdered the children and disposed of them on the husband/cult leaders land, where their remains were found. Lori Vallow Daybell was found incompetent to stand trial and is now in the nut hatch for the next 90 days, and it's probable that her stay will be extended indefinitely at her next hearing. If Chris genuinely believes in this merge shit, that may happen to him.