CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

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Shovel Mech Pilot said:
Some people really seem to think that your average jail is basically the prison colony from Alien 3
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That shouldn't be too surprising. Most people will have little reason to acquaint themselves with how the system works. Unless you work in law enforcement, for a law firm, or you or a family member end up in jail/prison, there's just no real impetus to learn the difference between the county jail and state prison, etc. Much less what conditions are like inside them.

Instead people's perceptions are formed by what they learn in passing. Which generally tends to be various prison horror stories or crazy stories, semi-documentaries about prisons which are typically about the worst ones/the maximum security ones, etc., random movies or tv shows that involve jails or prisons with dubious levels of basis in reality, or perhaps some rhetoric about how prison labor is slave labor, or some other aspect of prisons needs reform.

Not exactly things that are designed to be genuinely informative of what is and isn't usual. The result is that people form this view of prisons that this weird amalgamation of the brutality of the most brutal high security prisons, the laxness of the laxest lower security prison, all happening at your local jail.
 
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Shovel Mech Pilot said:
Some people really seem to think that your average jail is basically the prison colony from Alien 3
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It really is disturbing how many people base their understanding of reality on Hollywood.

I used to guard nuclear warheads at Kirtland AFB in Albuquerque and nukes aren't anything like you see on TV. I can't go into specifics for obvious reasons but movies like Goldfinger are nonsense.
 
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Shovel Mech Pilot said:
Some people really seem to think that your average jail is basically the prison colony from Alien 3
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Yeah, or Oz.

Central Virginia Regional Jail serves a bunch of rural counties with small populations. I guarantee you that entire jail's population is just people serving short sentences to offset their fines/court costs or for low-level misdemeanors like DUIs, theft or drug possession.

The inmates are just focused on serving their time and getting out ASAP, not looking for CPU goddesses to shank to win prison cred.
 
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troon patrol said:
For all those curious about what electronic items are available in (SOME) units in Virginia here's a great video, probably outdated AF but, shows what inmates can obtain if they have someone on the outside with a credit card.

prison catalogs
shit you can order while locked up
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Too bad that stuff paints a target on your back for Tyrone and Jamal to steal. I don't think CWC will keep those for long even if he had outside sources.
 
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Honestly surprised no one decided to do this

its been an entire month with no one giving us reports on him. he could anything from completely catatonic to near-normal. its the first time since high school he's had a half dozen tard wranglers around to tell him what to do. there has to be someone a-loggy enough to do it.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
Honestly surprised no one decided to do this

its been an entire month with no one giving us reports on him. he could anything from completely catatonic to near-normal. its the first time since high school he's had a half dozen tard wranglers around to tell him what to do. there has to be someone a-loggy enough to do it.
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My money's on catatonic, Chris could be surrounded by a thousand wranglers and no matter what they do it wont take. He's too far gone and only has his fantasyland to cope with everything that's happened to him. I'm sure he's given up on kicking against his cell door and screeching and making tard screams but only because he's burnt out on the energy to do it. Once they run out of steam a Tard's next line of defense is always shut down; refuse to do what you tell, them and then plant their fat asses on the ground and refuse to budge.
 
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