Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

lgbtqially said:
The mere hint of opposition to their gets the rightoids centrists and their echo chamber of the Farms up in a dander. I can’t imagine being this mad 😂😂😂

Did you say “bought reviews”? Oh nooo, the feminazis and SJWs of the esteemed gaming media outlets Kotaku and Polygon are trading CDPR trussy and bussy for review codes, whatever can us based gamers do? Who do we trust? 😭😭😭

The only thing about Cyberpunk that’s given me joy is the wave of seething chuds who will cry about rigged votes when TLoUII wins GOTY.
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Fuck off faggot, go seethe back on retardera.
 
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The Bovinian Derivative said:
Sorry if this has already been asked, but I got here from the sticky and looked through the highlights, but how close were these videos taken to the release date? That car physics video is magical it would make Todd Howard blush, but if this is the current state it's going to be dumpster fire of rarely seen proportions,
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I keep seeing claims that the build being reviewed is "six months old", but this only seems true for the demo shown at Gamescom in late 2019. Gamespot says their pre-release build received an update during their review period and that it did little to fix the many bugs;
It also bears a mention: Cyberpunk 2077 is phenomenally buggy. I played a pre-release build that was updated during the review period, and there's a day-one patch planned as well, but the scale of technical issues is too large to reasonably expect immediate fixes. I encountered some kind of bug on every mission I went on, from more common, funnier ones like characters randomly T-posing to several complete crashes. I didn't notice much of an improvement after the update, either. In a very late-game, very important fight, the game froze on me--twice. I ended up taking a break out of frustration before attempting, and finally succeeding, the third time.
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Lurkism said:
What's next? Deaf people don't have visual signs when a sound occurs so its ableist? :story:
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I'm just waiting to see how hard they dig to be outraged by this game. Augments are ableist and classist. not a 100% even race balance of NPCs, racist. Non-white NPCs are also killable, doubly racist

Seriously though i dont think the game will be bad, Probably wont fully live up to the hype since nothing ever does but im not seeing anything that indicates it going full SJW or anything
 
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ThickBroly said:
https://archive.md/maXaX https://store.steampowered.com//eula/1091500_eula_0
hello fellow gamers

"1 ABOUT THIS AGREEMENT

Alright, so this load of corpo talk on the left is actually pretty simple. It’s kinda like a safety manual for a new piece of cyberware (like anyone reads those, right?). So I’m here to make it real easy to understand. But ‘member, that long version over on the left, that stuff is legally binding. My version; well, I’m just here to help."

"We grant you the right to play Cyberpunk 2077 and we sincerely hope you will enjoy it. We spent several years working on it, so let us add that it is our creation and remains our intellectual property. This won’t limit you in having fun with it though, will it? ;)"
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I'm all for making legalese text more understandable, especially since most of it can be summed up in one or two sentences, but this is just insulting.
if this is real, remember someone thought it would be a good idea, got paid for it and probably made someone else write it up who also got paid.
 
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If it's a shitty old build, shouldn't there be a debug mode or something in it? I really, really hope somebody datamines the fuck out of the game.
 
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I never fucking understood this point of logic. Who the fuck cares about the epileptics? I mean it sucks that they have a seizure if they play or watch something that uses flashes lights, but that's their fucking problem that they've probably been dealing with for years. If you get born with epilepsy, you better just stay the fuck away from the TV cause you got fucked by life, oh well. It sucks for them, truly, but stop fucking shaping shit to help people with fucked brains. Should we have a fucking retard mode in games and TV, where everything is entirely comprehensible to a fucking spud? Or maybe we should limit games to one button, so double amputees can tongue a controller a few times to control it.

I get that this particular issue is maybe a little extreme on the devs side, but stop treating accessibility options as a necessity, and not a fucking gift from devs who give enough of a shit about your fucked up brain.

Jesus Christ, this shit makes me spill my spaghetti all over the fucking place.
 
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It's a great time to be a gamer, with all this Cyberspunk drama, Mihoyo (Genshin Impact) apparently getting reported to the Chinese IRS by Chinese fans, and Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 coming out.
 
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Prolapse said:
I never fucking understood this point of logic. Who the fuck cares about the epileptics? I mean it sucks that they have a seizure if they play or watch something that uses flashes lights, but that's their fucking problem that they've probably been dealing with for years. If you get born with epilepsy, you better just stay the fuck away from the TV cause you got fucked by life, oh well. It sucks for them, truly, but stop fucking shaping shit to help people with fucked brains. Should we have a fucking retard mode in games and TV, where everything is entirely comprehensible to a fucking spud? Or maybe we should limit games to one button, so double amputees can tongue a controller a few times to control it.

I get that this particular issue is maybe a little extreme on the devs side, but stop treating accessibility options as a necessity, and not a fucking gift from devs who give enough of a shit about your fucked up brain.

Jesus Christ, this shit makes me spill my spaghetti all over the fucking place.
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You realize that you’ve been playing life on retard mode your entire existence right?
 
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Anon88 said:
Guys I’ve been hearing rumors that the 2077 in the title is actually the amount of trannies that were killed during the creation of the game and not the year the game takes place in. Is this true?
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The Aztecs sacrificed thousands of prisoners during the consecration of the main temple in Tenochtitlan during the 15th century. I wouldn't be suprised if developers started doing the same when a game is being released.
 
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glumCunt said:
The Aztecs sacrificed thousands of prisoners during the consecration of the main temple in Tenochtitlan during the 15th century. I wouldn't be suprised if developers started doing the same when a game is being released.
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that might explain the state of the game, there's a reason they always used virgin maids for that, not balding dudes who think they are one.
 
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