Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

The lifepaths/origins essentially being cutscenes kind of bums me out. Based on the trailers I imagined they'd be like 2-3 hour long intros with gameplay.
Origins do seem to give a decent amount of unique dialogue choices, which is nice, as do stat points.

There may be unique side missions later on related to each origin, Mass Effect style.
 
Definitely so- it feels like NPCs react appropriately to your actions, which is what's the most important thing about any open-roam game.

There have been so many GTA IV vs V comparisons, but this one is the more famous one:

I still play GTA IV PC to this day because how random and realistic the AI responds.

I played through GTA V once in 2015 and never touched it again.
 
UMM CYBERBROS?

THIS IS NOT GOOD. THE METASCORE HAS FALLEN TO 90

THIS MEANS THAT THERE ARE 11 GAMES BETTER THAN CYBERPUNK JUST THIS YEAR

SPELUNKY 2 IS BETTER THAN YOUR BIGGEST GAME OF THE DECADE CALLED CYBERFLOP

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What really matters is the user score which Metajunk doesn't allow until December 11th. Stupid shill platform. Is there any review aggregator out there that does not fuck with the numbers to get to a "more correct" result?
 
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The lifepaths/origins essentially being cutscenes kind of bums me out. Based on the trailers I imagined they'd be like 2-3 hour long intros with gameplay.
I was expecting a 20 minutes to an hour. Filling the roll of Goodsprings in New Vegas or the vault in Fallout 3, acting as your tutorial hub. Given how often you play them, having a few made sense.
 
So this cunt from Gamespot who is getting shit on then predictably white knighted for their disgraceful Cyberpunk review - obsession with gender, refusal to play or explore various aspects of the game - is on some virtue signal list from the Dorito Pope.
This is one of those people who purposely writes and does provocative shit so they get attacked and can pearl clutch faint onto a Victorian couch.
And I thought Cuomo getting an Emmy for his handling of Covid was bad.
The world is a fuck.

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What really matters is the user score which Metajunk doesn't allow until December 11th. Stupid shill platform. Is there any review aggregator out there that does not fuck with the numbers to get to a "more correct" result?
Steam has only 73% user score, and Metacritic user scores are always lower than Steam scores

This game is going to have below 7/10 user score for PC and like 5/10 or less for consoles given what a mess this version is
 
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UMM CYBERBROS?

THIS IS NOT GOOD. THE METASCORE HAS FALLEN TO 90

THIS MEANS THAT THERE ARE 11 GAMES BETTER THAN CYBERPUNK JUST THIS YEAR

SPELUNKY 2 IS BETTER THAN YOUR BIGGEST GAME OF THE DECADE CALLED CYBERFLOP

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Still generous. If the game wasn't hyped as much, and the reviews didnt shill for large companies, this would get, like, 82.
 
Playing on a base PS4 and short of a few people vanishing or clipping through objects, and one guy who appeared to be having an epileptic fit on the ground but greeted me with a friendly "Hey, pal!" when I spoke to him, the game is fine. People at being histrionic but that's what happens from a decade-long hype train. It is not unplayable and it is not so bad anyone in their right mind ought to consider a new console.

I wish the text (not the subtitles, but menus, etc.) was larger. I play fairly far away from my TV and the shit is microscopic. Literally my only gripe after 5+ hours of dicking around and doing missions.
 
Played it for a few hours.
Combat was worse than I expected.
I expected CoD with buletsponges but Cyberpunk went Full Fallout 4 what with the retarded Ai bulletsponges and the infinite healing items that make regenerating health look like a good mechanic.
 
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So, when is this game coming out??
It came out, it´s a stillborn.


Not the optimization patches, nude mods, dildo removal mod but the "handling" of fictional people wearing the skin of a race.

I´m looking forward for that conservation, too.

"Who´ll be left standing in this Death Match to claim the title "Ultimate Victim" will it be the LGBT´s, Japanese, BLM or a surpise comeback by the SJWs"
 
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Guess this fits right into the cyberbenis aesthetic?


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At first the decision to go exclusively first person really confused me because third person with Mass Effect style over the shoulder shooting made way more sense but now I realize first person was chosen because of the amount of clipping that occurs with armor, clothes, weapons, and now apparently cocks.
 
The game is bogged down with an over abundance of tutorials and exposition. It's made worse by there being no prioritizing what actually made it into the game.

That whole brain dance scene with Evelyn and Judy was particularly bogged down. Any emotional intensity or storytellingis ruined by Judy giving me a tutorial the whole goddamn time. I'm exploring someone else's memory, and it's just so boring.

Remember how in Detroit: Become Human, Connor could reconstruct crime scenes? The brain dance is literally that, but instead of trading dialogue with Clancy Brown, you're getting chirped at by a lesbian. Like it's remarkably similar to the mechanic from Detroit. Or maybe I'm autistic.

The game will let me pose V as Sailor Moon in photo mode (literally, the name of the pose is her catch phrase), recreate the Joker/stairs meme, and force me through a series of obtrusive combat tutorials, but I can't change my hair and makeup. Also what the fuck is up with putting freckles in "cheek makeup"?
 
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