Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

As far as I understand:

The base game is around 70GB. PC, PS4 and XBone preloads clock in at that size.

There is a ~43GB day-zero patch that was sent out to reviewers. This patch will need to be downloaded on day one by consumers.

UNLESS you have the PS5 which has this patch included with the release file, hence the ~107GB file size.

And there will also be an upcoming patch of an undisclosed size. I saw someone say 60GB but that may have been a troll and I cannot corroborate it.

Long story short: big download and PS5 owners get a slightly more convenient file.

The size of modern games is utterly grotesque and on cue Raycevick posted a video recently tackling the topic which answered a lot of my questions as to why this is a trend nowadays.


As a side note: I can only see myself playing this game years down the line when absolutely every major issue has been ironed out and after installing community patches and mods to improve it further (read gets rid of the pozed garbage within it). By that time CDPR might actually come to their senses and also included a ton of gameplay rebalances and more storyline choices and options for players to give Johnny Silverhand the middle finger and get rid of him so players aren't subordinate to some brain parasite forcing you into actions you would not take otherwise.
 
I'm about ten hours into it. From what I've played plus what I've seen online about the endings and quests it's obvious this game had several dozen versions that they started on and then scrapped, with this final one probably not likely having even two years of development time. All of the mechanics feel undeveloped, the story so far is pretty linear, and most of the side quests are really basic and lacking. Despite all the gangs and corporations there doesn't even seem to be any sort of faction or reputation system, just a 'Street Cred' stat that seems to let you buy higher tier items from vendors.

I dunno what they were doing for 8 years but very little of whatever work they got done during that period went into the version we're playing.
 
This is the one bug CDPR shouldn't patch. You let gamers customize their dick and they should be forced to let it hang.
I may be developing autism.
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Does the GTA comparison show having to take your cousin bowling every 5 minutes?
Are you one of those retards that never noticed that you can say fuck off to Roman on your phone when he calls?

This is one of the most baffling takes about GTAIV because it is factually complete bullshit, and yet it's the most popular one people shit out for why IV is bad.
 
I sort of expected bullet sponges at some point. However, you can literally go right behind the first killable enemy you encounter, shoot them in the back of the head, and they will only go down to half health on normal difficulty.
 
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So this cunt from Gamespot who is getting shit on then predictably white knighted for their disgraceful Cyberpunk review - obsession with gender, refusal to play or explore various aspects of the game - is on some virtue signal list from the Dorito Pope.
This is one of those people who purposely writes and does provocative shit so they get attacked and can pearl clutch faint onto a Victorian couch.
And I thought Cuomo getting an Emmy for his handling of Covid was bad.
The world is a fuck.

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Good kek! I found that page, it's some official game awards thing, "The Future Class": https://thegameawards.com/future-class

Big navigation point on the game awards site. Has 50 people on it.

I had some free time on my hands so I decided to do a statistic of the people who were chosen for this "future class":

White men with a real job:
White men with a fake job: 6
White women with a real job: 13
White women with a fake job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a real job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a fake job: 1
Black men with a real job: 8
Black men with a fake job: 2
Black women with a real job:
Black women with a fake job: 2
Hispanic men with a real job: 4
Hispanic men with a fake job:
Hispanic women with a real job: 5
Hispanic women with a fake job: 2
Asian men with a real job: 1
Asian men with a fake job:
Asian women with a real job: 1
Asian women with a fake job:
Muslim men with a real job:
Muslim men with a fake job:
Muslim women with a real job: 1
Muslim women with a fake job: 1

To clarify my use of the word "real job", here's the definition I went by, roughly: Real job is any person whose primary job does not consist of activism. Journalist and streamer counts as a real job (should have made a semi-job category in hindsight), but anything like "social studies professor" or "accessibility consultant" or "game developer for blind people" does not. Anyone who is only a student and not yet working also counts as fake job. People whose identity is a major aspect of their job (like being a quadroplegic streamer) also count as fake jobs.

In order:
White women with a real job: 13
Black men with a real job: 8
White men with a fake job: 6
Hispanic women with a real job: 5
Hispanic men with a real job: 4
White women with a fake job: 2
Black women with a fake job: 2
Hispanic women with a fake job: 2
Black men with a fake job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a real job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a fake job: 1
Asian men with a real job: 1
Asian women with a real job: 1
Muslim women with a real job: 1
Muslim women with a fake job: 1
Black women with a real job:
Hispanic men with a fake job:
Asian men with a fake job:
Asian women with a fake job:
Muslim men with a real job:
White men with a real job:
Muslim men with a fake job:

Totals
Total white women: 15 (2 fake jobs, 13 real jobs)
Total non-white women: 12 (5 fake jobs, 7 real jobs)
Total white men: 6 (all fake jobs)
Total non-white men: 15 (2 fake jobs, 13 real jobs)

Total (sex not identifiable): 3 (2 real jobs, 1 fake, all white)

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In conclusion, there is not a single white man in that list who holds a real job and isn't somehow a "disability consultant" or a quadroplegic streamer or whatever, whereas among the other big groups there are many people with normal real jobs (like designer, programmer or whatever). In other words, to qualify as human today, if you're white and male, you have to get down on all four, cower, snivel and submit towards the unprivileged and dedicate yourself towards serving them, whereas if you're black, female or whatever, you can just do whatever job you like and still get appreciated for it.
 

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Are you one of those retards that never noticed that you can say fuck off to Roman on your phone when he calls?

This is one of the most baffling takes about GTAIV because it is factually complete bullshit, and yet it's the most popular one people shit out for why IV is bad.
HEY COUSIN! Bowl with Roman every fucking time or GTFO. It is a based and accurate depiction of the life of an Eastern European immigrant.

Bowling is also the sport of kings.
 
Good kek! I found that page, it's some official game awards thing, "The Future Class": https://thegameawards.com/future-class

Big navigation point on the game awards site. Has 50 people on it.

I had some free time on my hands so I decided to do a statistic of the people who were chosen for this "future class":

White men with a real job:
White men with a fake job: 6
White women with a real job: 13
White women with a fake job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a real job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a fake job: 1
Black men with a real job: 8
Black men with a fake job: 2
Black women with a real job:
Black women with a fake job: 2
Hispanic men with a real job: 4
Hispanic men with a fake job:
Hispanic women with a real job: 5
Hispanic women with a fake job: 2
Asian men with a real job: 1
Asian men with a fake job:
Asian women with a real job: 1
Asian women with a fake job:
Muslim men with a real job:
Muslim men with a fake job:
Muslim women with a real job: 1
Muslim women with a fake job: 1

To clarify my use of the word "real job", here's the definition I went by, roughly: Real job is any person whose primary job does not consist of activism. Journalist and streamer counts as a real job (should have made a semi-job category in hindsight), but anything like "social studies professor" or "accessibility consultant" or "game developer for blind people" does not. Anyone who is only a student and not yet working also counts as fake job. People whose identity is a major aspect of their job (like being a quadroplegic streamer) also count as fake jobs.

In order:
White women with a real job: 13
Black men with a real job: 8
White men with a fake job: 6
Hispanic women with a real job: 5
Hispanic men with a real job: 4
White women with a fake job: 2
Black women with a fake job: 2
Hispanic women with a fake job: 2
Black men with a fake job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a real job: 2
White (sex could not be determined) with a fake job: 1
Asian men with a real job: 1
Asian women with a real job: 1
Muslim women with a real job: 1
Muslim women with a fake job: 1
Black women with a real job:
Hispanic men with a fake job:
Asian men with a fake job:
Asian women with a fake job:
Muslim men with a real job:
White men with a real job:
Muslim men with a fake job:

Totals
Total white women: 15 (2 fake jobs, 13 real jobs)
Total non-white women: 12 (5 fake jobs, 7 real jobs)
Total white men: 6 (all fake jobs)
Total non-white men: 15 (2 fake jobs, 13 real jobs)

Total (sex not identifiable): 3 (2 real jobs, 1 fake, all white)

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In conclusion, there is not a single white man in that list who holds a real job and isn't somehow a "disability consultant" or a quadroplegic streamer or whatever, whereas among the other big groups there are many people with normal real jobs (like designer, programmer or whatever). In other words, to qualify as human today, if you're white and male, you have to get down on all four, cower, snivel and serve to prove your worth by pandering towards the unprivileged, whereas if you're black, female or whatever, you can just do whatever job you like and still get appreciated for it.

In general those awards sound extremely incestuous and indicative of a consultant class that only serves to 'advise', occasionally create reports, and pat each others on the backs on Twitter. A lot of what the nominees are being nominated for (even among those with actual careers) is extremely vague (i.e. 'building awareness'), and is perhaps an indication of this.

The only legitimacy is what they give themselves, it seems.

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