😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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strandedcastaway said:
We get an hour-and-a-half here about how's "on a roll" and creating all of this income (none of which he's created) while he stays up late the night before he has to get up at 5:30am to work a construction job. That's some solid thinking.
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has he actually said anything about the job at all in his video ? didn't have time to watch it and I was curious if he already quit

2:50 - "but bad news , I do not feel like doing the construction work , I am dreading it . I don't need to do it , I am happy right now . I want to build an online business , that is what I am passionate about . I am not passionate about sweeping things or shovelling concrete or picking up concrete . " -then ramblings continues about his proper diet . important here is to note that he is not passionate about fruits though .

7:10 -"i'm so happy right now , just thinking about drinking water and eating peanuts , not working construction , not taking the bus to the construction site . It's like a brute force way of making money , it's not the right way ... you know ?" -he then explains that he hasn't eaten enough calories and that is why he cannot sleep . important to notice here is that the peanuts are too done . the title of the video he posted right before this one -

18:00 -"i wanna make money but i don't wanna go to that construction . It just drains me , doing that kind of work . I've used to do work like that for minimum wage in highschool and also stand behind the counter like a cashier person and it's so draining " -such work makes him weak but talking to the camera does not make him weak nor would selling fruits and vegetables(his new fantesy which fantasized for many hours before recording this video)

28:25 -"i need to eat enough calories you know ?so what are we going to do about this , how are we going to make money? I don't feel good , I feel tired , I feel sleepy right now . no , but I can use the internet for the construction , I can refer people to it(anything but not working himself)"

47:30-"i think in a loving environment , a healthy family , I swear , I don't think anyone should get mad or angry in response to a guy coming over to the house and going to the girl's room and having sex with her (long pause) , no matter how young or old . it's only if the guy is a bad person , like he stinks like I did , and he doesn't add value at all , he's like autistic like me , like when I was autistic(burp) , like goes straight to the room." -this gave me the feels when he said autistic like me

1:01:20-"sue me you dickhead , you know , arnold in total recall . I don't have to go to that job , sue me dickhead . Who is this happy at 4 in the morning and eating peanuts?"

1:14:30-"and then , ok ... my older sister showed me and my brother her private part you know... with a flashlight I think , when she was like 11 and I was like 9 . when that happened , I was horny I can remember but we didn't touch eachother at all . I was the horniest I've ever been . The smell of your siblings is not good , like when I hug my mom it doesn't smell good , and they don't like my smell either . So it's not like I would have sex with my sister but maybe I would , if I had healthy views about sex. Maybe I would try to have sex with her but maybe it would be disgusting .

1:42:00-" I don't want to go to a place and be exposed to the sun all day . I don't want bad air . There might be bad people , like the employees might ridicule me. I just don't want to do it , this is bad you know ...." - clearly talking about the construction job . I remember clearly some videos ago when he rejected the other construction job because he would get sunburnt

1:45:00-"I'm not happy right now . Just because I want to make money but I don't want to work (pause) , not that kind of work .

1:47:50-"I could educate myself so much if I could buy ebooks from other people , but I don't have the money , it's so stupid! I'm not motivated to work at a job . But I would be , if I were on the street .

1:49:15 - he was talking about how much he spends on food monthly and then all of a sudden this comes -"I'm playing with my penis right now . My penis is so hard right now . I am imagining my penis inside a girl's vagina . Maybe if you would pay me 100 bucks per view I would show you my penis . I want my cock inside . My cock is so big . This is so lame , why can't I pull the trigger . Will I do it? the bus leaves at 5:40 , it is 4:48 right now(makes retarded noises) . I'm playing with myself . Why can't I just pull the trigger?Why can't I just do it ? No, the main thing is that I'm tired because I haven't slept . Should I take a sleeping pill?
I will keep upgrading as I watch more . I believe he did not take the bus given how long the video is and him being 1 hour away from the bus around 2 hours into the video( the video is 4 hours)
 
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dancilleyfan said:
I don't think anyone should get mad or angry in response to a guy coming over to the house and going to the girl's room and having sex with her (long pause) , no matter how young or old . it's only if the guy is a bad person , like he stinks like I did , and he doesn't add value at all , he's like autistic like me , like when I was autistic(burp)
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What the actual fuck, Daniel? What he described is literally rape. "No matter how young or old" Okay Dan, so you think it would be cool if you broke into a house, raped a 12 year old girl, and then when you get caught just go "Hey!! I went straight to her room! Plus I am not stinky or autistic! You should have facilitated your children to WANT to have sex with me. Foreign children are much more tolerant."

He loves to backpedal on this. He claims he would never rape someone, and that may be true, but then he will go on like this about young girls and how its okay to just fuck them because somehow if you eat "good food" it's okay. In his mind, any woman who complains about getting raped is wrong because she would have enjoyed it if she weren't eating gloooten.

Also, good to see his work ethic isn't improving. Keep making up excuses about why you can't even work one fucking day.
 
dancilleyfan said:
18:00 -"i wanna make money but i don't wanna go to that construction . It just drains me , doing that kind of work . I've used to do work like that for minimum wage in highschool and also stand behind the counter like a cashier person and it's so draining " -such work makes him weak but talking to the camera does not make him weak nor would selling fruits and vegetables(his new fantesy which fantasized for many hours before recording this video)

28:25 -"i need to eat enough calories you know ?so what are we going to do about this , how are we going to make money? I don't feel good , I feel tired , I feel sleepy right now . no , but I can use the internet for the construction , I can refer people to it(anything but not working himself)"
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We fucking called it. Way too lazy and mentally soft to actually work, and stayed up all night to be sure he had the excuse of being tired. Pop psychology 101 stuff there.

One thing that Cilley used to always say was that living off the government was too easy in America. Well, it's certainly too easy for him, because when offered a job he decides to sit in his room and jerk off instead. That's why I never feel bad for the guy---never does one thing to help himself. That, and his pedophilia rape fantasies where he shows up in the Philippines as a white god and they hand him their 12-year-olds and pray while he fucks them. That was yesterday's video though.

The only thing Dan is useful for is a dancing monkey making a fool of himself on the street in front of women. But having to listen to four hours of how everyone is fucked up because of diet while he eats the "perfect diet" yet won't work a job is just too fucking much.

There are 16 comments on the new video and Dan's deleted 9 of them...guess he's not at the construction site huh?
 
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2:02:40 -"all I have to do right now is get up , dress and go to that work site , and then they might say I need boots or they might put me to work something else , and I'll make money 8 hours that day" -his excuse is not having boots

2:08:40- "god damn it ! I can't believe I'm not gonna freaking go to that freaking...(pause) . The bus leaves at 5:40 and it's 5:12 right now . First of all I don't know if that bus is going to show up . Second of all I hate buses . God damn it... I'm gonna make the guy give me boots,it's so stupid ! The recruiter didn't say I need boots till the end . That pisses me off , they need to put their foot first and be loving ." -he is literally laying in bed lamenting and making up excuses as to why he will not go . it seems it keeps haunting him ,I believe he actually wants to go but there is something in his mind that keeps him from going . might aswell be pure lazyness but then why would the bus/work subject come back over and over through the video .

2:12:30 -"i think I want to get a customer service job on the phone , like on the internet , like a internet service provider , because I am so good at being nice to people " -says the guy that chases girls and almost fights with security guards

2:14:40-"god damn it , I want to be horny . I want to lust after freaking young girls that are like(pause) healthy enough and mature enough , like raised well enough that they know what they are doing and they want to have a baby with me . Understand?"

2:24:00-"god damn it , maybe I'll get up tomorrow at 1 in the afternoon and then I will go to the work site , because I told the guy I will go at least to check it out you know... god damn it! fuck ! what is wrong with me ? shit ! there is nothing wrong with me ! I'm just stressed out because I don't have a woman and I don't have stimulating foods" -he blames not going to work on the fact that he does not have a woman or "stimulating" foods . also girls have been looking at him more because of his t-shirt which fits him and because he is in good shape .

2:27:55-"all I have to do is tell someone about the recruiter guy and then if someone earns money , I will get 100 bucks . I am angry , fuck ! I feel hot right now !" -again he prefers refering people to the job , not working himself.

2:29:35 -"fuck my penis is like hard because I've been eating very healthy, no oil no fat . My dick feels like a tree branch . It's as if there's a piece of metal inside , a bone . The fuck dude ? Freaking hard dude! It's like a chicken breast , like a frozen chicken breast drumstick ." - he was doing nothing to become hard , but has anybody noticed how he's been hard for 1 hour? 6 minutes left to the bus leaving .

2:42:00 - " I feel warm , I feel like I am not tired , I have energy . Maybe that's what happens when you eat healthy . Maybe I should have been actively doing something this time . I got up at 11 AM yesterday and so maybe I only need 5 hours of sleep . Ok I think I'm tired right now , so I'll go to sleep right now . I'm so angry , I want sex , I will go online and get a fat woman to come over here . -is dan tired or energetic ? top question . also by this time he missed the bus 100%

2:44:00- "this is 4 pm , I could go to sleep as soon as I turned the camera off . I'm pretty sure I have not been feeling magical today because of the peanuts . They are bad because they are brown . Peanuts are not healthy because they have too many omega 6 fatty acids ." - work ? never . 2 days ago video cursing peanuts? checked . eating peanuts today? checked . complaining about peanuts being unhealthy when he wakes up ? checked.

2:47:40-"I worked out this morning , 1 hour ago . I'm not going to the job , should've gone but it doesn't matter because they said I needed boots . The main thing is that after eating the peanuts I was feeling stressed . I don't want to feel like this . I was feeling stressed because of the peanuts ! I feel bloated . This has happened many times with peanuts ! It makes sense because they are overcooked and contain fatty acids .
 
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I will keep upgrading as I watch more . I believe he did not take the bus given how long the video is and him being 1 hour away from the bus around 2 hours into the video( the video is 4 hours)
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Spoiler alert: He stays up all night, cursing a lot and muttering about his hard dick, then goes to sleep at 5am and sleeps until mid-afternoon. He blames it on peanuts, which in the previous day's video he said were bad for him yet ate anyway (which I know did nothing except give him gas but he's delusional so I mention it).

He's walking autism living off our tax dollars.
 
dancilleyfan said:
2:14:40-"god damn it , I don't want to be horny . I don't want to lust after freaking young girls that are like(pause) healthy enough and mature enough
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Minor correction: I don't think he says "don't" here. He sounds like he's saying "I want to be horny. I want to lust after..."
 
aerostar88 said:
Minor correction: I don't think he says "don't" here. He sounds like he's saying "I want to be horny. I want to lust after..."
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yes you are right , I edited the mistake . I guess I needed a break after listening to 2 hours of dan cilley content
 
dancilleyfan said:
2:12:30 -"i think I want to get a customer service job on the phone , like on the internet , like a internet service provider , because I am so good at being nice to people " -says the guy that chases girls and almost fights with security guards

2:14:40-"god damn it , I want to be horny . I want to lust after freaking young girls that are like(pause) healthy enough and mature enough , like raised well enough that they know what they are doing and they want to have a baby with me . Understand?"
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The first part is hilarious, isn't it? A guy who is too lazy to work and has shown no ability to communicate with other human beings claims he's "so nice" that he'll do great at customer service. But I think he really does believe what he's saying. Reality and Dan are not in close contact.
 
there was nothing else noteworthy after 2:47:40 . pretty much just him repeating the same shit in philippino language for around 40 mins and then back to "program yourself everyday" lecture

also - I talked to him on facebook yday and he said he was uploading a video right then . there's no new video however

new video , watch for 2 minutes , you will laugh your ass out
 
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aerostar88 said:
Who are you talking about? Clearly it's not the 30+ (?) year old man who doesn't understand erections.
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Yeah, I've heard Dan talk way too much about his erections.... :lol:

dancilleyfan said:
new video , watch for 2 minutes , you will laugh your ass out
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=9TClTxcmKKU;t=2799
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Last year when he started posting these four-hour videos, there were theories Dan was manic-depressive. I think that could explain a lot of the ups and down he attributes to food. This video obviously is a manic day talking a mile a minute, all hyper, while the two previous were "depressed" days. I don't know for sure, but it's a more logical theory than "I ate peanuts so I couldn't go to work". Can anyone watch the last two videos and say he's NOT manic-depressive (well, depressed then manic)?

I hate listening to him talk about how women can give birth without pain if they eat his vegan diet (that he doesn't eat). First, it's something he will never experience. Second, it's him taking an ounce of knowledge (that if you're 100 pounds overweight you'll have a heavier child) and thinking he understands a topic he knows shit about and also is an extremely boring topic.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
Last year when he started posting these four-hour videos, there were theories Dan was manic-depressive. I think that could explain a lot of the ups and down he attributes to food. This video obviously is a manic day talking a mile a minute, all hyper, while the two previous were "depressed" days. I don't know for sure, but it's a more logical theory than "I ate peanuts so I couldn't go to work". Can anyone watch the last two videos and say he's NOT manic-depressive (well, depressed then manic)?

I hate listening to him talk about how women can give birth without pain if they eat his vegan diet (that he doesn't eat). First, it's something he will never experience. Second, it's him taking an ounce of knowledge (that if you're 100 pounds overweight you'll have a heavier child) and thinking he understands a topic he knows shit about and also is an extremely boring topic.
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dan literally googles a subject ( and reads a bullshit article at the same time ) for 5 minutes before becoming an all knowing expert
 
I haven't watched any Dan videos in a couple of days, and now I have like 12+ hours of footage to catch up on!? I'm never gonna have the time or patience to watch this shit. :( It does seem like Dan got a haircut though, good for him.
 
WEEDle said:
I haven't watched any Dan videos in a couple of days, and now I have like 12+ hours of footage to catch up on!? I'm never gonna have the time or patience to watch this shit. :( It does seem like Dan got a haircut though, good for him.
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He cut it himself, or so he said. Looks like shit.
 
For those following the construction job saga, about 3 hours and 38 minutes into the last video, he finally talks about it. A guy vouched for Dan and got him the job, Dan didn't show us because (lazy, useless) he didn't have boots or wasn't sure he needed boots (Dan seemingly forgets he made a video where he literally stays up all night the day before he's supposed to start the job and that we've seen the video), and the guy who vouched for Dan left Dan an angry message. Dan is appalled at this guy being upset and said the guy tried to sabotage him because Dan's white. Dan said, "People hate me because I'm such a good person." Various commenters (except for "Kamilar") pointed out that he was full of shit, but Dan either ignored or deleted most of the comments.
 
I'm watching Be Expressive Physically, Sexually, Emotionally to Be Happy, and from about an hour in or so he starts talking about how he kissed his sister when he was younger, and she showed him her vagina when they were younger and he said he felt horny, and said he would've fucked his sister etc.
 
WEEDle said:
I'm watching Be Expressive Physically, Sexually, Emotionally to Be Happy, and from about an hour in or so he starts talking about how he kissed his sister when he was younger, and she showed him her vagina when they were younger and he said he felt horny, and said he would've fucked his sister etc.
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he never said he kissed his sister . as for the vagina shit yes , she showed him and his brother her vagina and he felt the "horniest" he has ever felt
 
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