😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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The most interesting revelation to me in Dan's recent livestreams, is that he spent about a grand of his $2100 SSI back-payment on some magic beans sort of online marketing/business development course.

Also, while he was out-and-about filming, a street vendor signed him up to a program to have a box of organic fruit and vegetables delivered to Kim's apartment once a week.
 
Dan's live streams have a strange mix of incredibly boring and interesting. The chat (which is about 15 viewers at its peak) constantly asks him to accost women. He spent one day washing dishes for two hours but damn those dishes were clean! Yesterday he streamed for nine hours but never left Kim's tiny apartment. Another day he did go out and walk around for hours but didn't say more than "hi" to a few people passing by. Dan's chat is a mix of people who seem to want to fuck him and those who are fucking WITH him. However, Dan's usually reading about a half hour behind the chat and he mostly ignores negative or joking comments so no real freakouts. Some spergs are even offering him money to, say, eat meat (which he does all the time anyway so why pay him?) but to me that's like donating to DarkSydePhil---just go pick up your :autism: badge now.
 
deus et ursa said:
Dan has a grotty new pad, away from Kim
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He bitched at/about her endlessly for weeks, but after being apart for less than a day he is already back together with her and weeping with joy about it. What a cuck.

Interesting development last night during his streaming---a 24-year-old woman in LA who lived near Dan offered to meet and fuck him. She even called him after he gave out his number. He refused to answer the phone and said she was a troll. She got pissed off while everyone else in chat mocked him. Not sure if she was a troll, but yet another example of how he'd rather sit in his house and talk about everything he's going to do rather than actually do any of it.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Not sure if she was a troll, but yet another example of how he'd rather sit in his house and talk about everything he's going to do rather than actually do any of it.
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Dan has gotten laid for three years. The only woman he wants to fuck is Kim. Lately he mentioned how he felt up Kim's butt but felt unable to force himself on her any further due to Kim's loud protests which may rouse concern from the neighbors. Someone mentioned that he should cover her mouth and Dan admitted that he had never thought of that.
 
paperbag said:
Dan has gotten laid for three years. The only woman he wants to fuck is Kim. Lately he mentioned how he felt up Kim's butt but felt unable to force himself on her any further due to Kim's loud protests which may rouse concern from the neighbors. Someone mentioned that he should cover her mouth and Dan admitted that he had never thought of that.
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Well, first of all, he constantly TALKS about how he wants to have hundreds of babies with hundreds of women, so he certainly says he wants other women. Second, as fucked up as Dan is, considering he's spent virtually thousands of hours in a small room with Kim over the past few years, if he's going to rape her he'd have done it by now, wouldn't he? I know all he talks about is sex and gluten, but I don't think he really has much of a sex drive. He said he couldn't get it up with the "fat Chinese girl" and that was years ago. He clearly avoids any chance of actually meeting someone who might be interested. I know it contradicts his speeches, but actions speak louder than words, even if you repeat the words endlessly everysingleday.

By the way, in the Cilley chat recently, Andrew Fitzpatrick mentioned that during his trial prep when he was examined by psychiatrists Dan was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder with delusions AND bipolar disorder AND some symptoms of OCD. Maybe it's old news but we used to debate his diagnosis so thought I'd throw in the official one again.
 
The chats are becoming the most interesting aspects of Dan’s streams. His bullshit clickbait titles seem to be aggravating even the most devoted of Dan’s followers.

I’m in and out of the live streaming, has he “accosted” at all lately? He certainly uses the promise of that as a money grab.
 
I have to give his chat room the credit because they bribed/goaded him into "accosting". As far as the security guard, if Dan's out in public for long enough acting more and more agitated, eventually something interesting will happen. What Dan really needs is an editor because just like he'd have 10 interestingly insane minutes in his four-hour videos before, now he'll stream 10 hours of him sitting there watching a computer monitor or sleeping and it's boring as shit. However, every so often something interesting happens like this security guard battle. Too bad he has, at most, 15 viewers. Oh well, that's Dan's life---a day late and a few brain cells short.
 
Christo4k47 said:
In one of his messages he unironically asked an asian woman "Is it hard to see out of your slit eyes?” as if it was a normal question to ask.
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Don't forget his message to the nurse, though he knew what he was doing then: "I see you're a registered nurse... I'm also registered (winky face)"
 
Dan's now scrolling through videos on YouTube, is it new that he checks out videos about himself and gives commentary? There's a YouTube channel called Dan Cilley Archive apparently, is there a way to send all the videos I have of Dan to that channel since it has so little content - if I remember correctly I have all the videos that Andrew Fitzpatrick once complained about not having
 
Gudrun.Margret1 said:
Dan's now scrolling through videos on YouTube, is it new that he checks out videos about himself and gives commentary? There's a YouTube channel called Dan Cilley Archive apparently, is there a way to send all the videos I have of Dan to that channel since it has so little content - if I remember correctly I have all the videos that Andrew Fitzpatrick once complained about not having
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Just create an account over at mega.nz using a burner email address, and upload the videos there.
 
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