Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

Dan Harmon helped work on Scud: The Disposable Assassin so I'm going to give him a pass on things.

Why the FUCK did this turn into Calvin and Hobbes porn.

Because @Chris did nothing wrong thinks he's very funny. He's not, he just spliced two unrelated things together like a tard because he's very mad an internet comedy man is getting made fun of.
 
Rick and Morty's season finale, The Rickchurian Mortydate, was written all by Dan Harmon himself. If you want an insight into how shit he is than look no further than this particular episode.

And if you want an insight into what he jerks off to, than look no further than this video right here.


That explains why it was one of the weaker episodes of the season despite it being a finale. It honestly felt like the writers didn't give a rewarding ending just because people were expecting it. Just goes to show you sometimes expectations are there for a reason.
 
Honestly most of his lolcowing is from him being drunk 24/7. Dan Harmon should really clean up his habits because he's at the age where that crap gives you a heart attack.
You can be drunk 24/7 without being a huge self-important dick, I think they say alcohol just brings out who you really are, your true feelings.

It is bad for your health though. But I dont think people who are drunk 24/7 are too worried about that at that point. Both Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland have admitted to being pretty self loathing, right?
 
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Do your duty and exercise your First Amendment rights and tell Dan Harmon that Christmas is coming up and he would look great hanging in your tree.


And ask him to imagine how happy his ex-wife's holidays will be when she marries a guy with a steady job who isn't a raging alcoholic with enough issues to rival National Geographic
 
Hey, if I can enjoy the existance of Chris and somehow derive fun from Sonichu, Harmond could go on an anti-Trump rant and his show would still be funny.
Would it though? Season 3 makes it obvious which parts were conceived by Justin and which ones were either Dan's ideas or ruined by his input.

Is it really any surprise people reported on them getting into arguments during the production of season 3?
 
For those people who don't know, Dan Harmon already went on a triad against his fanbase, attacking the "misogynistic" parts of it:

I’m on a Twitter sabbatical, so the last thing I saw about that was [the Reddit thread detailing the harassment], and I’ve seen the tweets they’ve sent to the female writer,” Harmon says. “I was familiar going into the third season, having talked to Felicia Day, that any high-profile women get doxxed, they get harassed, they get threatened, they get slandered. And part of it is a testosterone-based subculture patting themselves on the back for trolling these women. Because to the extent that you get can get a girl to shriek about a frog you’ve proven girls are girly and there’s no crime in assaulting her with a frog because it’s all in the name of proving something. I think it’s all disgusting.”

“These knobs, that want to protect the content they think they own — and somehow combine that with their need to be proud of something they have, which is often only their race or gender. It’s offensive to me as someone who was born male and white, and still works way harder than them, that there’s some white male [fan out there] trying to further some creepy agenda by ‘protecting’ my work. I’ve made no bones about the fact that I loathe these people. It f—ing sucks. And the only thing I can say is if you’re lucky enough to make a show that is really good that people like, that means some bad people are going to like it too. You can’t just insist that everybody who watches your show get their head on straight … And I’m speaking for myself — I don’t want the show to have a political stance. But at the same time, individually, these [harassers] aren’t politicians and don’t represent politics. They represent some shit that I probably believed when I was 15."

“It’s total ignorance of how writing a television show works,” Harmon adds. “It’s frustrating enough having run Community for several years to see threads like, ‘Oh well, it makes sense this episode was written by Andy Bobrow because when Hilary Winston wrote her episode she tends to linger more on dialogue and Andy is better at the I-want-to-hold-you moments.’ And I want to scream at my computer: ‘You idiots, we all write the show together!’ If you can tell the difference between one writer and another on a show I’m running I’ve probably gotten so lazy that it hasn’t all been blended and refined in the usual process. The reason one person’s name goes on an episode is that someone has to and everyone deserves one of those times at bat where they have to do all the grunt work — they have to do all the outlining, sometimes, if they’re willing to, they can expand into the post-production process. There’s a bunch of reasons why we don’t accurately reflect how many writers contribute to each episode in the credits.”

While there may have been some actual misogynists who were responsible for the harassment, most of the fans just have the Rick mentality that attracted them to the show in the first place, giving them that gall and feeling of superiority that made them get upset when their show began changing directions. If you go on to the /r/rickandmorty subreddit, there are quite a few people who are upset at the direction the show is being taken in, and for better reasons than just "they hate the writers' genders".

They're Aspies, so they don't like change, and they're also "nilhistic badasses", so they will be willing to go out of their way to get what they want with whatever petty power they have, especially if it is for a show that they rave over.

"testosterone-based subculture" Refers to the edgy nilhists with superiority complexes I'm talking about which Harmon confutes with "toxic masculinity", when in reality, the way he expresses himself to his fans on Twitter, Instagram, and on stage shows the exact same signs and behaviors that they do.
 
the cool thing about improv is that it's spontaneous and rare, but you can't expect as a writer for the actor to do all the work, no matter if it's comedy
You'd think people would learn from the ghostbusters remake

Yes, I hated the Interdimensional Cable episodes with a passion. I was a fan of Whose Line Is It Anyway, so I understand how difficult improv is (it's amazing watching the guests, famous actors or comedians, unable to keep up with Ryan Styles or Colin Mochrie). What was really grating about IC was how every sequence ended with them laughing at their own jokes. At least you were having fun, you fat fuck!
 
Rick and Morty's season finale, The Rickchurian Mortydate, was written all by Dan Harmon himself. If you want an insight into how shit he is than look no further than this particular episode.

And if you want an insight into what he jerks off to, than look no further than this video right here.


The dinosaur stripper. Yeah... Don't go Googling it, either - you know why, by now.
 
I'm 89% sure he was drunk before they started the show and 100% by the end.
A bit of a tl;dw:
Dan is quite clearly drunk for this episode. He speaks in rambling, incoherent rants 90% and while there’s some interesting stuff about his creative process that speaks to his success, most of it is him screaming and Dan and Arin seeming uncomfortable.

A notable part is when dan goes on about his mother and goes “and yknow what mom, you coulda showed up to my wedding, even if the marriage only lasted 7 months, you still coulda been there” or something along those lines.
Rick and Morty's season finale, The Rickchurian Mortydate, was written all by Dan Harmon himself. If you want an insight into how shit he is than look no further than this particular episode.

And if you want an insight into what he jerks off to, than look no further than this video right here.

Rickturian Mortydate wasn’t even a horrible episode it was just a terrible season finale and wreaks of Harmon being indignant.
 
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