TGWTG Dan Olson / Folding Ideas - Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual

[Gordon Cole]

Speaking of getting mad at small shit...

I actually found out about Dan Olson some time ago after taking a look at DStecks' Twitter (to those who don't give a shit, ever since around the time he got his 5 minutes of fame for giving Chris $1000, he's become a typical SJW - swallowed the koolaid whole, spouts the same nonsense as everyone else, nothing remarkable about him at all really other than that time he paid Chris and I've only noticed because it's someone that I used to follow before he joined the cult) - Dan Olson happens to be one of the many cult leaders he follows, and I noticed tweets touching up a two year old video about the latest Hitman game where he bashes it for promoting violence against sex workers because one of the levels is a strip club where you can kill stripper NPCs. So someone in the comments correctly points out that Dan is full of shit because these strippers are as killable as any other NPC and in fact the game punishes you for killing them by lowering your score, as it does with any other goddamn civilian 47 is not supposed to kill. Dan lost his shit over that comment in a Twitter post chain and has activated that mode where he acts like he's so smug and condescending and mocking and totally schooling him when really he's buttmad and buttdestroyed. It affected him so much he made that his background on his profile, acting as if that guy said something totally unreasonable. That comment really stirred him up for some reason, I suppose he... folded as a human?
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Cool to know that even after GooberGlope, his pettiness knows no bounds.

 

[LN 910]

Speaking of getting mad at small shit...

I actually found out about Dan Olson some time ago after taking a look at DStecks' Twitter (to those who don't give a shit, ever since around the time he got his 5 minutes of fame for giving Chris $1000, he's become a typical SJW - swallowed the koolaid whole, spouts the same nonsense as everyone else, nothing remarkable about him at all really other than that time he paid Chris and I've only noticed because it's someone that I used to follow before he joined the cult) - Dan Olson happens to be one of the many cult leaders he follows, and I noticed tweets touching up a two year old video about the latest Hitman game where he bashes it for promoting violence against sex workers because one of the levels is a strip club where you can kill stripper NPCs. So someone in the comments correctly points out that Dan is full of shit because these strippers are as killable as any other NPC and in fact the game punishes you for killing them by lowering your score, as it does with any other goddamn civilian 47 is not supposed to kill. Dan lost his shit over that comment in a Twitter post chain and has activated that mode where he acts like he's so smug and condescending and mocking and totally schooling him when really he's buttmad and buttdestroyed. It affected him so much he made that his background on his profile, acting as if that guy said something totally unreasonable. That comment really stirred him up for some reason, I suppose he... folded as a human?
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It's not even the latest Hitman game, yet his fans are sucking his dick and acting like it is. Absolution is pretty terrible IMO, but what did he expect them to do with this level that's set in a strip club? Judging from his 20 posts about it he wants the game to A) not have level design, B) not allow the ability of freedom of choice to kill a specific woman EVER and C) not have any lighthearted moments like that chipmunk disguise. What a miserable, fun-hating cunt.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

It's not even the latest Hitman game, yet his fans are sucking his dick and acting like it is. Absolution is pretty terrible IMO, but what did he expect them to do with this level that's set in a strip club? Judging from his 20 posts about it he wants the game to A) not have level design, B) not allow the ability of freedom of choice to kill a specific woman EVER and C) not have any lighthearted moments like that chipmunk disguise. What a miserable, fun-hating cunt.

Thanks for the correction, I've only played them up to Blood Money, and now I also remember the latest Hitman came out in 2016.
It's all about control and agenda, same shit as the whole shitstorm that GTA V promotes violence against women. SJWs act like they care so much about "sex workers" but if they were in any way ideologically consistent they'd be attacking the patriarchy instead for exploiting them (this is why I love TERFs for stirring regular SJW's shit about this).

 

[LN 910]

Thanks for the correction, I've only played them up to Blood Money, and now I also remember the latest Hitman came out in 2016.
It's all about control and agenda, same shit as the whole shitstorm that GTA V promotes violence against women. SJWs act like they care so much about "sex workers" but if they were in any way ideologically consistent they'd be attacking the patriarchy instead for exploiting them (this is why I love TERFs for stirring regular SJW's shit about this).

I was correcting Olson's thread too, don't mention it. They were talking about how "in Hitman you can carry 6 fire extinguishers, that's not realistic ergo you should just not be able to kill people in this killing game because equality" or some shit, missing the entire point of fiction and creating a fantasy world within it yet at the same time their claims are untrue because that's only in the new Hitman game and even then you can only carry one fire extinguisher.

Apologies for the sperg-out, it's bewildering how Dan and his lapdogs can call de gaemers "delusional" and claim Hitman is where they get their ideas about the real world, but he can't fact check on one game he's spent around five years railing on. At that point I'd have either built a good thesis on why I disliked the game or just forgot about it because I'm not a crazy person.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I was correcting Olson's thread too, don't mention it. They were talking about how "in Hitman you can carry 6 fire extinguishers, that's not realistic ergo you should just not be able to kill people in this killing game because equality" or some shit, missing the entire point of fiction and creating a fantasy world within it yet at the same time their claims are untrue because that's only in the new Hitman game and even then you can only carry one fire extinguisher.

Apologies for the sperg-out, but it really bewilders me how Dan and his lapdogs are calling de gaemers "delusional" and saying they're getting their ideas from the real world yet can't fact check on one game that they've spent years railing on.

That's because SJWs don't actually care about video games, they only latch onto what's popular. If they cared and knew about vidya their autistic screeching would be even louder and wider because I know so many modern day games that should stir their shit up in accordance to their views (especially Japanese ones), but they don't screech about them simply because they're not on their radar. And if they gave a shit about vidya they could also praise some titles that were ahead of their time, such as Fallout 2 which let your PC have gay marriage in 1998.

 

[LN 910]

That's because SJWs don't actually care about video games, they only latch onto what's popular. If they cared and knew about vidya their autistic screeching would be even louder and wider because I know so many modern day games that should stir their shit up in accordance to their views (especially Japanese ones), but they don't screech about them simply because they're not on their radar. And if they gave a shit about vidya they could also praise some titles that were ahead of their time, such as Fallout 2 which let your PC have gay marriage in 1998.

They really only talk about that game because Anita hated it, they never talk about how "problematic" Hitman games have been before or since. Hitman 2 had you killing arabs, Blood Money had scenes of characters being violent towards women and the new Hitman has a limited cast of British and American VAs playing all sorts of foreigners. All of these title have been acclaimed, making it very easy to tell what these content creators are up to.

 

[c-no]

Speaking of getting mad at small shit...

I actually found out about Dan Olson some time ago after taking a look at DStecks' Twitter (to those who don't give a shit, ever since around the time he got his 5 minutes of fame for giving Chris $1000, he's become a typical SJW - swallowed the koolaid whole, spouts the same nonsense as everyone else, nothing remarkable about him at all really other than that time he paid Chris and I've only noticed because it's someone that I used to follow before he joined the cult) - Dan Olson happens to be one of the many cult leaders he follows, and I noticed tweets touching up a two year old video about Hitman Absolution where he bashes it for promoting violence against sex workers because one of the levels is a strip club where you can kill stripper NPCs. So someone in the comments correctly points out that Dan is full of shit because these strippers are as killable as any other NPC and in fact the game punishes you for killing them by lowering your score, as it does with any other goddamn civilian 47 is not supposed to kill. Dan lost his shit over that comment in a Twitter post chain and has activated that mode where he acts like he's so smug and condescending and mocking and totally schooling him when really he's buttmad and buttdestroyed. It affected him so much he made that his background on his profile, acting as if that guy said something totally unreasonable. That comment really stirred him up for some reason, I suppose he... folded as a human?
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Seeing Danny boy's tweets in which he bitches over a game, here's some things I may as well point out:
Him thinking gamers see strip clubs as labyrinths is laughable. You'd have to be as daft as Chris is to things like sex. The whole "kill dressed as a chipmunk" thing can be justified for this simple reason: if one were to find a good vantage point or get past guards, you'd want to make it look like you'd be blending in. As for latex tit ninjas, the game was inspired by Grindhouse-style films. As for killing sex workers in a game, these people need to get off the high horses because these games they bitch about are the sort of games where you aren't playing as some paragon of holiness. Hitman has you play a modern day assassin and a game like GTA would let you indulge in being a rampaging maniac. Even then, killing strippers in Hitman is a big no if you were aiming for the highest rank (unless you had some mission that had a stripper as a target). And as far as realism goes, the game wants you to be realistic in how would an assassin try to kill a guy if you had to do it silently and like a ninja.

Olson's being nothing more than a jackass whose trying to sound contrarian as he analyzes media that is really meant to be nothing more than a fun time killer in the form an electronic toy.

Apologies for the sperg-out, it's bewildering how Dan and his lapdogs can call de gaemers "delusional" and claim Hitman is where they get their ideas about the real world, but he can't fact check on one game he's spent around five years railing on. At that point I'd have either built a good thesis on why I disliked the game or just forgot about it because I'm not a crazy person.

Gamers are spergs, no doubt about it but people like Dan and his asspatters take the group too seriously. They can argue the game makes you sexist because you kill women but that shit doesn't really hold water when considering other factors like "Is the sexism in the game actually coming from a guy who you must kill (i.e. the strip club owner whose literally a monster to his strippers)".

...what ISN'T wrong with these people?

The only thing that isn't wrong are being salty and idiotic over video games.

They really only talk about that game because Anita hated it, they never talk about how "problematic" Hitman games have been before or since. Hitman 2 had you killing arabs, Blood Money had scenes of characters being violent towards women and the new Hitman has a limited cast of British and American VAs playing all sorts of foreigners. All of these title have been acclaimed, making it very easy to tell what these content creators are up to.

If they were to focus on other Hitman titles, one could point out that 47 doesn't really have to kill a stripper. He even saves a sex worker albeit for pragmatic reasons.

 

[LN 910]

Seeing Danny boy's tweets in which he bitches over a game, here's some things I may as well point out:
Him thinking gamers see strip clubs as labyrinths is laughable. You'd have to be as daft as Chris is to things like sex. The whole "kill dressed as a chipmunk" thing can be justified for this simple reason: if one were to find a good vantage point or get past guards, you'd want to make it look like you'd be blending in. As for latex tit ninjas, the game was inspired by Grindhouse-style films. As for killing sex workers in a game, these people need to get off the high horses because these games they bitch about are the sort of games where you aren't playing as some paragon of holiness. Hitman has you play a modern day assassin and a game like GTA would let you indulge in being a rampaging maniac. Even then, killing strippers in Hitman is a big no if you were aiming for the highest rank (unless you had some mission that had a stripper as a target). And as far as realism goes, the game wants you to be realistic in how would an assassin try to kill a guy if you had to do it silently and like a ninja.

Olson's being nothing more than a jackass whose trying to sound contrarian as he analyzes media that is really meant to be nothing more than a fun time killer in the form an electronic toy.


Gamers are spergs, no doubt about it but people like Dan and his asspatters take the group too seriously. They can argue the game makes you sexist because you kill women but that shit doesn't really hold water when considering other factors like "Is the sexism in the game actually coming from a guy who you must kill (i.e. the strip club owner whose literally a monster to his strippers)".



The only thing that isn't wrong are being salty and idiotic over video games.


If they were to focus on other Hitman titles, one could point out that 47 doesn't really have to kill a stripper. He even saves a sex worker albeit for pragmatic reasons.

Basically, why is Dan killing strippers?

 

[Lensherr]

Speaking of getting mad at small shit...

I actually found out about Dan Olson some time ago after taking a look at DStecks' Twitter (to those who don't give a shit, ever since around the time he got his 5 minutes of fame for giving Chris $1000, he's become a typical SJW - swallowed the koolaid whole, spouts the same nonsense as everyone else, nothing remarkable about him at all really other than that time he paid Chris and I've only noticed because it's someone that I used to follow before he joined the cult) - Dan Olson happens to be one of the many cult leaders he follows, and I noticed tweets touching up a two year old video about Hitman Absolution where he bashes it for promoting violence against sex workers because one of the levels is a strip club where you can kill stripper NPCs. So someone in the comments correctly points out that Dan is full of shit because these strippers are as killable as any other NPC and in fact the game punishes you for killing them by lowering your score, as it does with any other goddamn civilian 47 is not supposed to kill. Dan lost his shit over that comment in a Twitter post chain and has activated that mode where he acts like he's so smug and condescending and mocking and totally schooling him when really he's buttmad and buttdestroyed. It affected him so much he made that his background on his profile, acting as if that guy said something totally unreasonable. That comment really stirred him up for some reason, I suppose he... folded as a human?
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Jesus Christ. And I thought his Nazi obsession was pathetic. “This Game has unrealistic elements, therefore problematic elements should be excluded” is the one of the most asinine misunderstandings of fiction I’ve ever seen. These people want all media to present a utopian hypothetical rather than reflect reality.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Jesus Christ. And I thought his Nazi obsession was pathetic. “This Game has unrealistic elements, therefore problematic elements should be excluded” is the one of the most asinine misunderstandings of fiction I’ve ever seen. These people want all media to present a utopian hypothetical rather than reflect reality.

It seems to go back to the theory that all people like Dan hold where the consumers of media are just brainless husks incapable of reflection and introspection and if they see anything morally wrong being represented without repeat heavy-handed condemnation that they'll internalize it and become it.

And judging from how bloody stupid his ilk generally are I think a majority of them can be said to be projecting.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Basically, why is Dan killing strippers?

Because he secretly doesn't respect women as much as he likes to pretend he does and started this outrage to cover up said impulses. Hell, Anita did the same thing when she 'played' the game too and she's occaisionally implied to look down on sex workers, didn't she?

His reasoning skills 'folded' and left the table ages ago.

 

[TheQueerion]

Maybe if you try to kill a stripper in Hitman: Absolution, it should immediately force you to watch the entirety of Tropes vs Women so that you can learn your lesson. That's probably the only thing that would satisfy Dan.

What a cunt. Not only that, a cunt that thinks he's utterly incisive and smart when in reality he's a total dipshit.

 

[AnOminous]

And judging from how bloody stupid his ilk generally are I think a majority of them can be said to be projecting.

Olson is pretty much a pathetic David S. Gallant-tier moron version of Jonathan Cuckintosh, with all the cuckoldry and none of the ability to hold an audience. I'd probably kill myself if I was Olson.

Also he's definitely projecting. This is a guy who conspired to distribute child pornography just to try to frame 8chan for it, and then publicly admitted to it. He is not the brightest bulb on the chandelier, to say the least.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Jesus Christ. And I thought his Nazi obsession was pathetic. “This Game has unrealistic elements, therefore problematic elements should be excluded” is the one of the most asinine misunderstandings of fiction I’ve ever seen. These people want all media to present a utopian hypothetical rather than reflect reality.

I really want there to be a super-triggering game made where you can murder tranny hookers and people care less than if you murder someone who actually contributes something to society other than STDs. People tend to care more when respectable people die.

I've had ideas for a GTA-type game set in Brazil for years which would feature that, among other things which would incense lolcows, but I'm not going to derail this thread by talking about it here.

 

[AnOminous]

I really want there to be a super-triggering game made where you can murder tranny hookers and people care less than if you murder someone who actually contributes something to society other than STDs. People tend to care more when respectable people die.

There ought to be a mod where you get an intersectionality bonus for murdering people who belong to more than one minority group.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

There ought to be a mod where you get an intersectionality bonus for murdering people who belong to more than one minority group.

And there could be another mod with a bonus for killing white men, to get the other side to REEE as well.

 

[c-no]

It seems to go back to the theory that all people like Dan hold where the consumers of media are just brainless husks incapable of reflection and introspection and if they see anything morally wrong being represented without repeat heavy-handed condemnation that they'll internalize it and become it.

And judging from how bloody stupid his ilk generally are I think a majority of them can be said to be projecting.

Considering how Dan tries to say how Hitman is sexist and that gamers are trash because they have the freedom to kill strippers, these people would be projecting hard on the idea that spergs into video games would actually kill a sex worker in real life. To actually do that, one would more likely have some sort of incident with a person that just playing a video game. Then again, Dan's a pseudo-intellectual who thinks he must be a genius just because he puts out some stupid YT channel where he focuses on fancy electronic toys.

Because he secretly doesn't respect women as much as he likes to pretend he does and started this outrage to cover up said impulses. Hell, Anita did the same thing when she 'played' the game too and she's occaisionally implied to look down on sex workers, didn't she?

His reasoning skills 'folded' and left the table ages ago.

Considering the idea of impulses and cover up, one could say Dan could look like some creepy serial killer (the beard doesn't help). One could imagine cracking a joke about the wannabe intellectual being like Jack the Ripper in a video game when he isn't actually bitching about some sort of media on camera.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

the wannabe intellectual being like Jack the Ripper

Danny the Diddler

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

They really only talk about that game because Anita hated it, they never talk about how "problematic" Hitman games have been before or since. Hitman 2 had you killing arabs, Blood Money had scenes of characters being violent towards women and the new Hitman has a limited cast of British and American VAs playing all sorts of foreigners. All of these title have been acclaimed, making it very easy to tell what these content creators are up to.

fftopic: But Anita's video was great because she tried to imply the game encouraged you to kill the strippers despite the minor point lossage you received for any non-target deaths and then after getting called out on her bullshit claimed that you "didn't actually lose any points" (since achieving objectives would almost always bring your score back into the positives unless you went postal on a really populated map) which was also completely untrue, as evidenced by the endmission scoreboard displaying all the points (positive and negative) achieved. The game also had public leaderboards for each mission's scores thus giving people even less reason to kill the stupid strippers. To put it in other words, only a person who never played the game once would know how laughably untrue her claim was.

Getting back on topic, some of the replies in Dan's retarded tweetchain are fucking hilarious.

(https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/935658714563977217
https://archive.is/iZ6H2)

Dirty Dan advocates for more child murder simulators because strippers are more important than children. Fellow cow and Rat King Ashley Lynch (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ashley-lynch.27837/) also shows up in the replies to this one to cry about strawmen.

(https://twitter.com/RoryWalkerEsq/status/937139692293763072
https://archive.is/BBLDN)

Some nutter tranny shows up with the completely-based-in-reality-and-not-at-all-batshit claim that somehow fictional depictions of strippers leads to people killing them irl. (Maybe Jack the Ripper was inspired by Hitman Shitlordlution?)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

fftopic: But Anita's video was great because she tried to imply the game encouraged you to kill the strippers despite the minor point lossage you received for any non-target deaths and then after getting called out on her bullshit claimed that you "didn't actually lose any points" (since achieving objectives would almost always bring your score back into the positives unless you went postal on a really populated map) which was also completely untrue, as evidenced by the endmission scoreboard displaying all the points (positive and negative) achieved. The game also had public leaderboards for each mission's scores thus giving people even less reason to kill the stupid strippers. To put it in other words, only a person who never played the game once would know how laughably untrue her claim was.

Getting back on topic, some of the replies in Dan's exceptional tweetchain are fucking hilarious.

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(https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/935658714563977217
https://archive.is/iZ6H2)

Dirty Dan advocates for more child murder simulators because strippers are more important than children. Fellow cow and Rat King Ashley Lynch (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ashley-lynch.27837/) also shows up in the replies to this one to cry about strawmen.

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(https://twitter.com/RoryWalkerEsq/status/937139692293763072
https://archive.is/BBLDN)

Some nutter tranny shows up with the completely-based-in-reality-and-not-at-all-batshit claim that somehow fictional depictions of strippers leads to people killing them irl. (Maybe Jack the Ripper was inspired by Hitman Shitlordlution?)

So he's saying that guards don't get attacked and murdered by criminals? I know they're "woke" and hate law enforcement, but come on. Stop wailing for more empathy when you can't extend it to people in professions you don't like. I'll respect hookers when you respect security personnel.